Responding to reviews:
Tjm: The OG Trent elim sucked but I think I improved it.
"Last time on Total Drama Action…" Chris began the recap. Imprisoned in a world they didn't create, forced to ingest deadly foods, and even to taste them twice. Nonetheless, the two courageous teams clawed their way to freedom! And... a lonely Chef made a new friend." he continued.
(Flashback) "Okay, maggot! I'm gonna ride you 'til your confidence coats the back of a spoon and your self-respect forms them peas! No more mama's boy, DJ. Watch and learn." Chef said as he cut some vegetables.
"But prison is no place for traitors. Even cool goth ones. So at the end of the day, it was "Goodbye, Gwen, hello... Izzy?" Yeah. Izzy. That girl is eight shades of nutty. Will she drive everyone else crazy too? Find out now on Total. Drama. Action!" Chris ended the recap.
(Theme song)
Cut to everyone going to their trailers in the night. "Ha, everything is so much smaller than I remember!" Izzy said.
"I still can't believe Gwen made a side deal with the other team. Didn't know she had it in her." Duncan said.
"I remember that bush! I remember that tree! I- oof! Heh. Oh, I remember that rock! Heh, hey rock!" Izzy said as she looked around and ended up tripping on a rock.
"Well, I can't believe they let Izzy back. They totally negated our numbers advantage. And that's the only advantage we had." Heather whispered.
"Don't be starting something, girl." Leshawna angrily said, hearing what she said.
"Well, goodnight everybody! Oh!" Lindsay said as she tried to open the girls trailer door but ended up bumping into it.
"Hey, who locked the door?" Duncan asked as he tried to open the guys trailer door.
"Wait, wait, let me try it." Izzy said as she rammed into the door but couldn't open it.
"Did they forgot to unlock them after the challenge?" Tyler asked as suddenly siren noises came.
"Cops!" Izzy and Duncan yelled as an ambulance came, dropped a stretcher with a sheet on it, and then left.
"Ew, what is that? A dead body?" Heather asked.
"Or an undead body." Duncan replied.
"Maybe it's a dangerous monster!" Eva said as she pumped her fists.
"Boo!" Chris said as he popped up from under the bedsheets, scaring everyone and making Harold jump into Leshawna's hands. "Calm yourselves. No one's dead yet. I'm here to prep you plucky ducks for our most awesome challenge yet. These textbooks hold the sum total of eight years of med school. And each one of you gets one because tomorrow, we're gonna play doctor!" he explained.
Confessional: Duncan
"I hate doctors. They just get off on telling people stuff that they don't wanna hear like, "Don't pick at that scab!" or "If you eat nothing but pickled eggs, you'll die." Hey, don't tell me what I can't eat. Now, playing doctor. Playing doctor I can handle." Duncan explained.
Confessional: Harold
"I could be a doctor if I wanted to. I have plenty of hands-on experience, 'cause I've contracted more than three hundred known diseases. And I've been cured of nearly all of them. But there is no known vaccine for loving Leshawna." Harold explained as an intern put make up on his face from behind the curtain but stopped after hearing about his diseases.
Confessional: Noah
"Being a doctor seems like way too much effort and too little payoff. I'd rather have a mid income office job than a high income job where you have to carefully look at someone else's body. Ugh…" Noah shuddered.
"To win this challenge, you're gonna wanna memorize the entire contents of these textbooks. By morning." Chris explained.
"But it's already so late!" Heather protested.
"You got that right. What med school all-nighter would be complete without pizza?" Chris said as some interns brought pizza.
"Mm! That smells good!" Owen said as he smelled the pizza.
"It's gotta be a trick." Leshawna thought.
"More like method acting. Med school interns consume eight hundred fifty percent more pizza than the average human. So, dig in. 'Cause there's plenty more where that came from." Chris said and left with an ambulance.
"Looks okay. Smells okay. Tastes... Incredible!" Duncan said as he ate the pizza.
"How is that even possible?" Heather asked.
Cut to Chef and DJ in the kitchen. "Keep 'em comin'! I'll add the final cheesy touch." Chef told DJ, who was making pizza, as he chuckled.
"My team's gonna wonder where I am." DJ said.
"Not as long as they're eating, they won't! So hush up and spin that dough. Spin like the wind." Chef replied.
Confessional: DJ
"Making food for my friends to eat is fun, but not getting to hang out with them is not. I'm surprised no one still asked where I'm going all the time." DJ said.
Cut to the Grips. "Hey, Beth? Do I squint when I read?" Justin asked Beth.
"I don't know. Your shirt's distracting me. Unless you…" Beth said and gasped as Justin ripped off his shirt.
"Uh... uh... I'll just read the book to you, spare your beautiful eyes! Ahem. "Chapter one: Anatomy." Is it getting hot in here?" Beth chuckled as she read for Justin.
"Hey! You know what my brothers and me did once? We had a no-hands pizza off. You guys should've been there." Owen told Izzy, Noah and Eva.
"Let's pretend I was! Here!" Izzy said and started slamming her head into the pizza.
"You're... magnificent." Owen said as she swung the pizza, making the sauce fly everywhere and hit stuff.
"My hair!" Lindsay yelled.
"My pecs!" Justin yelled.
"My pizza!" Owen yelled.
"My braincells." Noah said with no emotion.
Confessional: Izzy
"I am so glad to be back. I was top of my pre-med class before the RCMP started chasing me, so this should be a snap! And Owen is just the sweetest thing ever! If he were a candy bar, he'd taste just like caramel-covered marshmallows!" Izzy explained.
Confessional: Owen
"It's totally awesome that Izzy is back. Yeah. It's like Christmas but with pizza! It's pizzmas!" Owen cheered.
"Come on guys, will you focus and just study?" Noah asked.
"Whatever, no one cares dweeb." Justin said as Noah glared.
"Just read it." Eva said as she read the book.
Cut to the Gaffers studying in the craft services tent. "This pie is rad! Who knew Chef could rock the 'za?" Duncan said as he ate pizza.
"What does that even mean!?" Tyler asked, confused.
"Aren't you having any, Leshawna?" Harold asked Leshawna
Confessional: Leshawna
"I love pizza. But me and dairy do not "agree". And brother, you do not wanna be around for that." Leshawna explained.
"Well, no pizza for Leshawna means more for the rest of us." Duncan said.
"Hey, slow down. DJ hasn't had any." Harold said.
"Where is DJ?" Heather asked as DJ got out from the kitchen while no one was looking.
"Uh... I-I've been here the whole time, obviously. Now hand me some pie. Mm... I am good." DJ said as he ate a pizza that Heather gave him.
"Huh, well, I'm not gonna just watch y'all eat. Tomorrow's a reward challenge. No need to bust our humps when no one's getting kicked off." Leshawna said and left.
"The lady has a point. I'm out." Duncan agreed and left.
"What about the reward?" DJ asked.
"I mean… it's probably going to be something shitty anyway." Harold said.
Confessional: Heather
"I could've forced them to stay, but it's not like they'll help us win. I mean, medical terms? Please. Those two will only come in handy if the challenge is about piercings or plus-size shopping. At least Harold and Tyler are nerds and DJ knows how to take care of animals." Heather said.
Cut to Leshawna and Duncan walking to the trailers while Duncan whistled. "Now that Gwen's gone, we gotta watch our backs around Heather. I was thinking. What if you, me, and Harold form an alliance?" Leshawna asked Duncan.
"What, you and me and Harold? In an alliance?" Duncan said and laughed.
"I'm serious!" Leshawna said.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatev." Duncan chuckled and left.
Confessional: Leshawna
"I know I could have gotten DJ or Tyler to agree with me but DJ keeps sneaking off somewhere and Tyler's as competent as an athlete with a full body cast. Sadly, that punk was the best option." Leshawna explained.
Cut to the Gaffers studying in the craft services tent. "I don't get any of this." Tyler said as he read the book.
"What else is new." Heather said as she rolled her eyes.
"Why does there need to be so many pages?" DJ asked.
"How about a fun fact to make studying easier? Did you know, Chickenpox, Kwashiorkor, Alopecia areata, Peripheral neuropathy, Hand, foot and mouth disease, Impetigo, Yellow fever, Onchocerciasis and Hypermetropia have one thing in common and that is-" Harold tried to say but was interrupted.
"No one cares." Heather interrupted.
"It's important for the challenge, gosh!" Harold angrily said.
Cut to everyone at a doctor set standing in front of a closed door. Everyone but Leshawna and Duncan were looking tired. "So tired." Harold sighed.
"Owie, my brain is full." Lindsay said.
"I think I studied more in this one night than the previous 15 years of my life." Tyler said.
"Oh man, nothing like a good night's sleep. Am I right?" Duncan mocked, causing everyone to glare at him as Heather did a throat slitting motion.
"Morning, competitors. Or should I say... doctors?!" Chris said as he shot everyone with a headlight blaster, and ended up knocking Lindsay down. "Ready for today's big challenge?" he asked.
"Some of us are more ready than others." Heather said as she glared at Leshawna and Duncan.
"You made your choice, I made mine." Leshawna angrily said.
"Ooh, tension. My favorite. Let's take it inside." Chris said as they went into the room Chris came from.
Cut to a room with two grease pools alongside diving boards and chains. "Today's reward challenge is called "Visiting Hours". And only one member of the winning team will get to enjoy the reward." Chris explained.
"If only one of us gets the prize, why even bother trying to win?" Duncan asked.
"A challenge is a challenge. It's one for all and all for one." Leshawna sighed.
"Yeah, but if we win, who gets to be the one?" Duncan asked.
"The person who most directly contributes to the win." Heather replied.
Confessional: Heather
"As in me. Duh." Heather rolled her eyes.
"Chris, you haven't told us what the reward is yet." Harold asked Chris.
"You're very perceptive, Harold. Let's see if that'll help you and your team assemble... a cadaver!" Chris said.
"You mean like, a dead body?" Lindsay asked.
"No, I mean like a giant dead body!" Chris replied.
"I-It's not a real one right?" DJ asked.
"Nope! These kegs contain the dismembered parts of two identical cadavers. Each player will climb their respective team ladder, strap on the bungee cord, and jump into the tank with hopes of retrieving a body part. Any parts you find will be snapped in place on the platforms. Use those chains to raise them all the way to the roof, where they'll be reanimated by a blast of lightning! First team to bring a Franken-Chris to life wins. First crack goes to the team who can tell me how to treat someone with a bean stuck up their nose." Chris asked.
"Ooh! Ooh! Administer two CC's of pain meds and probe the infected area with a sterile swab!" Beth answered.
"Correctamundo!" Chris replied.
"Yes!" Beth cheered.
Cut to Beth on top of the board. She jumped into the pool on a bungee cord and came out with an eel which zapped her. "What the heck was that?!" Beth asked as she held onto the diving board.
"Oh yeah. I forgot to mention the electric eels. Three zaps and you're out." Chris explained as Beth dove into the pool again and came out with a body part.
"Got it!" Beth said as she tossed it to Owen who put it on the board.
"Okay, next question. Your patient has an itchy, red inflammation on their butt. Diagnosis?" Chris asked.
"Diaper rash. Apply salve repeatedly to achieve humectant dispersion." Heather answered.
"Yes!" Chris replied.
Cut to Heather on top of the board. She jumped into the pool on a bungee cord and came out with an eel which zapped her. "Ow! How dare you?" she grunted as she fell in again and came out with another eel that zapped her. "Ow! Yes!" Heather said as she dove in again, got a body part and tossed it to her team.
"Got it! Got it! Oof!" Harold said as he tried to catch it but was then shoved away.
"Got it! Whoops-a-daisy." Duncan said as he went to put it on and stepped on Harold's kiwis on the way.
"Gas pedal." Harold complained as DJ winced.
Confessional: DJ
"Man, Duncan's still got it out against Harold. I thought he'd stop after a while, but he just keeps doing it." DJ said.
"Next question, your patient's got a white tongue, red eyes, and they're oozing gooey crud. Diagnosis?" Chris asked.
"Ooh! Ooh! I know this! Pinkus eyeicus! Treat with two rounds of flopperty-gibbits!" Owen explained.
"Pretty sure that's not a real disease." Noah said.
"Absolutely correct! I messed around with some of the terms in the textbook." Chris whispered to the camera.
Cut to Owen on top of the board. "Ahh! Awesome." Owen said as he got the leg first try and tossed it to Justin.
"Don't let it touch my hair!" Justin yelled as he threw the leg away.
"Ooh! Catch! Fun!" Izzy said as she caught the leg.
"Nice work, Iz– Ugh! Aw, c'mon!" Owen said as the rope holding him broke and he fell into the pool and got zapped.
"Smells like earwax?" Chris asked.
"Pineappleitis." Tyler answered.
Cut to Tyler on top of the board. "Gah!" He yelled as he jumped into the pool and was zapped by eels multiple times.
"Fur between the toes?" Chris asked.
"Stick two horse feathers up the whizzbang!" Eva replied.
Cut to Eva on top of the board. "Yes!" Eva yelled as she got a part and tossed it to Noah who put it on.
"What do you call it when your toes are burnt?" Chris asked.
"Ooh! I know! Dlyegatris!" Lindsay said.
Cut to Lindsay on top of the board. She dove in and ended up being zapped but got a leg at the same time.
"Stomachache at the front?" Chris asked.
"Grachache." DJ replied.
Cut to DJ on top of the board. "Tell my Momma I love her!" DJ yelled as he jumped in the pool. "Yes!" he said as he got a foot and tossed it at Tyler who caught it and put it.
"Waka waka two-by-four!" Izzy answered a question and jumped into the pool and got zapped but got two parts.
"Sissypants McGee!" Owen answered a question and jumped in the pool, causing some eels to be shot out as he got a part.
"Fregtin' yeahsis!" Harold answered a question and jumped in the pool and got a part.
"My balls." Noah answered a question and jumped in the pool. He got zapped thrice before finally getting a part.
Confessional: Noah
"I hate eels. They're slimy, greasy, and they get everywhere." Noah said.
"The Gaffers ahead by... a head!" Chris announced as Duncan got a head and tossed it at Heather who was on top of DJ.
Duncan pulled down Harold's pants as he got out of the pool. "Gosh! That is so not cool!" Harold angrily said.
"All right, you two. Separate! Stop getting up in Harold's grill, okay?! We win this, maybe you'll get the reward. Don't let him get to you, baby. He's just playing." Leshawna said as she separated the two.
"He's lucky I didn't pull a karate move on him. Hi-yah cha, pukitow!" Harold said as he did karate moves, accidentally causing his pants to fall down.
"Actually, I think you, me, and Duncan can form one heck of an alliance." Leshawna told Harold
"A what? With him? Are you nuts?" Harold angrily said as he hopped away, not bothering to pull up his pants again.
"I'm just trying to look out for you! Ugh. Unbelievable." Leshawna sighed.
Confessional: Harold
"How can Leshawna even talk to Duncan? He's a worthless punk or my name isn't Harold Norbit Cheever Doris McGrady V. Please don't tell Duncan about the Doris part!" Harold gasped.
"Yeah! Last piece coming your way!" DJ said as he took a piece and tossed it at the board as Duncan, Heather and Tyler started pulling it up.
"The Gaffers have their cadaver! Time to start yanking some chain. And be quick about it 'cause the Grips are right behind you!" Chris said as Izzy dove in the pool.
"I got it! I got it!" Izzy said as she got a part and tossed it at the board.
"Heave! Ho! Heave!" Eva yelled as she, Justin and Beth pulled the chain.
"The Grips are still in this. Whose cadaver will hit the roof first? Make sure you come back for all the Total. Drama. Action!" Chris said.
Cut to after some time where the teams were still pulling the bodies up. "Ah, it's so exciting, I can't take it! Nom!" Izzy said as she bit into Owen's arm.
"Owww, ooh, hubba hubba…" Owen said, oddly pleased by this.
"Ew, what's this icky sore? Owen, you're burning up. Just like my passionate soul." Izzy told Owen as she saw a red circle on his arm as he breathed on her face, knocking her down.
"Mm, lemony." Owen said as he smelled his breath.
"Hold on... red sores, fever, lemony breaths? Aren't those symptoms of one of the diseases in the book?" Justin asked.
"Page 753! Mortotistico Crumple's Disease! And it's fatal!" Beth said as everyone gasped.
"Mortotistico Crumple's isn't just fatal... it's highly contagious!" Harold explained.
"Okay, looks like it's quarantine time! See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya." Chris said as he left the room and locked it down. "There's more to this disease than either team knows." he said as he hammered pieces of wood onto the door from outside.
Cut to the inside. "Seriously weird. Owen somehow gets infected with a fatal disease?
"I'm sure it's just a twenty-four hour kind of fatal." Owen chuckled.
"Oh, you poor, brave, dead man! I'll find a cure! I swear!" Izzy said.
"Quarantine Owen, stat!" Harold said as Eva inflated an air bubble.
"Get inside before you kill us all!" Eva yelled as Tyler, Leshawna, Duncan and Justin threw him into the bubble.
"Ahh! I see another sore... on DJ!" Heather said as she pointed at DJ's arm.
"It's gotta be some kind of mistake!" DJ said, scared.
"Hey! Where is the exit door on these things?" Owen said as he tried to open the bubble.
"There isn't one!" Beth said.
"Uh-oh. Getting claustrophobic. Haha." Owen said.
"Is that another symptom?" Lindsay asked.
"It is! He's definitely infected." Eva confirmed.
"Let me out of this crazy thing! Ding ding ding ding ding! Ah!" Owen said as he ping ponged around the room, crushing some people.
"At least I wasn't the only one this time." Noah sighed, laying in the ground after being crushed.
"Great. Now Owen's not only infectious, he's a deranged pinball of death." Heather said as she got up.
"We need to confirm no one else is infected. Symptoms of Mortotistico Crumple's Disease include... explosive diarrhea…" Harold explained.
"Oh no…" Lindsay said as she ran into a toilet while her stomach rumbled.
"Itchy lips…" Harold continued.
"My... my lips! They're on fire! Uh!" Justin said as he itched his lips.
"Headaches…" Harold continued.
"Ugh, can you people be a bit quieter!?" Noah said as he held his head.
"A sore throat… Sudden hot flashes... sea sickness… exhaustion…" Harold explained as Eva started choking and Beth started sweating while Heather puked into a bucket and Tyler collapsed due to tiredness. "Speaking in tongues…" he continued.
"Vudavudavudavudavudavudavudavudavudavuda!" Izzy said as she spoke in tongues.
"And temporary blindness. Anyone? Anyone? Well, that's a relief. Uh! I'm blind!" Harold yelled as he bumped into Izzy, knocking her down.
Confessional: Leshawna
"I know it's meant to be dangerous and all, but it's still a TV show. No way they'd actually let someone up and die in here, am I right?" Leshawna asked.
"You think we wouldn't. But, just imagine the ratings!" Chris said.
Cut to everyone except Leshawna, Duncan, Heather, who was puking to a bucket on the floor, Owen and DJ, who were in the balls laying on a bed.
"I'm burning up!" Harold said.
"Want us to take your temperature with this thermometer?" Duncan said as he showed him a thermometer.
"Is that a rectal thermometer? You're the sick one." Harold angrily said as he sniffed the termometer.
"Both of you, stop! Here, baby, have a sip of water." Leshawna said as she gave Harold a glass of water which he ended up spitting on her face. "Oh, this is nuts. We gotta do something." she told Duncan.
"Have you noticed we're the only ones who didn't study all night, and we're the only ones who haven't been infected?" Duncan explained.
"I'm starting to question this Morto-testing-my-patience junk. We need to get our hands on one of those textbooks. There's gotta be something these guys missed." Leshawna said.
"Good idea. Except Chris sealed off the only exit." Duncan replied and pointed at the door.
"Not the only exit." Leshawna said and pointed at a chain that they could climb to get out from the roof.
"I'm not a huge fan of heights." Duncan said.
"Well, I'm not a huge fan of dying!" Leshawna said as she climbed the chain.
"You got a point." Duncan said as he climbed the chain.
Cut to Duncan and Leshawna outside the set. You grab a textbook, I'm gonna go look in the kitchen." Leshawna said as they ran different ways.
Confessional: Duncan
"I take a practical approach to life and to this game. Namely, if someone is too nice to you, there has got to be a reason. And you just know it ain't gonna be pretty. Maybe there's something on the tapes. Oh, pfft." Duncan said as he took the tape from the confessional and looked at it, seeing something that made him laugh.
Cut to inside the set. "Gotta pee! Gotta pee! Gotta pee!" DJ yelled as he ran around in the ball.
"Ahh... My lips... my lips!" Justin said.
"Could you be quiet!? My head can't take anymore!" Noah angrily said.
"Maybe they'd feel better if you stopped itching them?" Beth advised while Eva coughed.
""To my mother, I leave you all my many awards and trophies. To my brothers and sisters, I leave you... nothing. Earn it yourselves, you lazy slackers."" Heather wrote as she puked in a bucket.
"Ugh, my head hurts so bad but I think it's making me remember something! Are you Tyler?" Lindsay asked Tyler.
"You remember me? Ha! She remembers me!" Tyler cheered.
"Keep it down!" Noah yelled.
"Oh my god, I've been waiting so much to tell you about stuff." Lindsay told him.
"Sure, go ahead." Tyler said.
"Well, ever since Trent got out my team has been really unorganized. Justin tries to lead but he isn't very good." Lindsay explained.
"Well, why don't you be a leader then?" Tyler replied.
"You think I can do it? I mean, Trent said he was choosing the weak people and he chose me first…" Lindsay said.
"Who cares what Trent thinks? You're way better than him and Justin, you made the top five last season! You'd be a great leader!" Tyler replied.
"Aww, that's sweet." Lindsay blushed.
"By the way, you aren't into Justin right?" Tyler asked.
"Don't worry, he's hot but you're hot too and your personality is better." Lindsay said.
"Sweet." Tyler replied as suddenly Leshawna and Duncan burst into the room.
"Mother, is that you?" Harold asked.
"Relax, everyone. As someone who has extensive experience with forgery, trust me. This textbook and everything in it is a total crock. The book covers are really just old cereal boxes. Uh-oh. Aww, mother of mercy!" Duncan explained as his stomach rumbled and he ran into a toilet.
"It can't be a crock. No one's faking being sick." Harold said.
"No, but it's still a hoax. I just went to Chef's kitchen, where I found this "cheese"." Leshawna said as he pulled out a container.
"Uh, gee, what's in that canister I've never seen before? Parmesan?" DJ yelled.
"No, itching powder, irritants and laxatives." Leshawna said.
"Chef? How could he?" DJ gasped.
"That explains the diarrhea, sore throat and itchy lips." Duncan said as he got out of the toilet.
"And I'm the only one who didn't get sick. 'Cause I didn't eat the pizza." Leshawna said.
"But wait, what about the sores on Owen and DJ?" Beth asked.
"Yeah! How do I have a sore? Wait." DJ said as he took off the sore and saw it was pepperoni.
"It's just a slice of pepperoni. Brother needs to shower." Leshawna said.
"First, brother needs to pee!" DJ said as he ate the pepperoni while Leshawna opened the bubble as he ran into the toilet.
"Mm, delicious sore. She's right. Now let me out of this bubble!" Owen yelled as he ate the pepperoni on his arm.
"I'll help you Big-O!" Izzy said as she went to pop the bubble.
"Wait, stop! You can't–" Heather said as Izzy popped the bubble, making the room smell worse.
"Oh, fresh air! Sweet, sweet air!" Owen sighed.
"Oh, stale air. Smelly, smelly air." Justin sighed
"I think I'm still dying." Harold sighed.
"Why am I getting used to this!?" Noah said.
"But what about the other symptoms? Headaches? Blindness? Speaking in tongues?" Eva asked.
"Oh, my gosh. First year med school syndrome! Too much studying and too little sleep can make you think you've got every disease in the book! I just spoke in tongues for fun by the way." Izzy said.
"Huh… my head feels better somehow." Noah said.
"I can see! I can see!" Harold gasped.
"Congratulations, Screaming Gaffers! You just won the challenge!" Chris said as he climbed down from the chain.
"Whoo!" Tyler cheered.
"Sweet!" DJ cheered.
"I knew it! Yes!" Leshawna cheered.
"Aw, sweet!" Duncan cheered.
"Brilliant diagnostic skills, Duncan and Leshawna. Way to suss it out. And, for your reward... I knew I forgot something. Just a sec." Chris said and left.
"Okay, you jokers. All I want is an iron clad alliance to get Heather out of my face. Can we not agree on this?" Leshawna told Harold and Duncan.
"I don't know if I can handle being in an alliance with you and Doris here." Duncan said.
Confessional: Harold
"How could you? That's the lowest, meanest, dirtiest- gosh! Well, that's the last secret you're gonna get from this guy! Now you'll never know about my teapot collection or the fact that I wear a wizard's cape when I play solitaire." Harold angrily said.
"I absolutely refuse to be in an alliance with Duncan. With you, yes, a hundred thousand kajillion times, yes. But with him, never!" Harold angrily said.
"I try and help and this is what I get. You're a pair of fools." Leshawna angrily said.
"As I was saying, for your reward…" Chris said as he came with a plate carrying photos of people close to the contestants.
"That's my momma!" DJ said.
"Ooh, and that's my best cousin!" Leshawna said.
"Yep. One of you gets a whole spa night away from this cruddy studio lot with your very best friend. So, who's the lucky stiff?" Chris asked as everyone but Leshawna started arguing when suddenly Leshawna started crying.
"I'm sorry, it's just... it's been so stressful. I thought I was gonna lose you. Fighting for your lives. It's just all been too much." Leshawna cried.
"Wow. You actually do have a heart." Heather said.
"And Leshawna did solve the challenge. I nominate her to win the award. All in favor?" Duncan asked.
"Aye!" Heather, DJ, Harold and Tyler replied.
" No, no. I-I can't believe this! You guys are so beautiful! What a generous…" Leshawna said and started crying.
"Yuck! Cleanup on aisle two!" Chris said as he saw the barf on the floor.
Cut to the Lame-O-Sine. "Thank you! Thank you so much! You guys are the best! Leshaniqua?! It's you, girl! I won, whoo!" Leshawna cheered as she got on the Lame-O-Sine where Leshaniqua was waiting.
"Girl, I cannot believe you been crying. You never cry. Not even at Mr. Bunny Rabbit's funeral." Leshaniqua told Leshawna.
"You nuts? I was just making sure they'd vote me the heck out of here for the night." Leshawna replied.
"I knew it was too fool to be true." Leshaniqua chuckled.
"A night away from Total Drama Pain-in-my-behind." Leshawna sighed in relief.
Cut to Chris in the security room. "Whoa. I hope they're gonna exfoliate Leshawna's attitude at the spa. Or shove her morals in the sauna and give them a good detoxifying steam. So, will Leshawna come back with cleaner pores or a crazy dirty conscience? Find out next time on Total. Drama. Action!" Chris ended the episode.
BONUS CLIP
Leshaniqua's Confessional
Confessional: Leshaniqua
"What do I say? I mean, Leshawna said you get used to this whole confession thing, but I'm not Catholic. I mean, who wants to be airing their dirty laundry on TV for millions of people to watch? Is this angle better? Franklin Hill, you call me if you see this. Yup, Leshawna has always been a crazy one, she's always been super competitive and focused on winning. She was upset when she got booted because of that punk guy the previous season, she said she was going to do whatever it takes to win in this season. Although, girl comes home with a million dollars, she might make a lot more friends. Cousin or no, she better keep her hands off Franklin Hill, though." Leshaniqua explained.
Screaming Gaffers: DJ, Duncan, Harold, Heather, Leshawna, Tyler
Killer Grips: Beth, Eva, Izzy, Justin, Lindsay, Noah, Owen
Eliminated Contestants:
13. Gwen
14. Trent
x. Izzy
16. Geoff
17. Bridgette
A non elimination :O Not much changes but there is some stuff like Lindsay remembering Tyler which leads to the Admiral Lindsay arc, and explained how Duncan found out Harold's name and why Leshawna wants an allaince with Duncan.