"Last time on Total Drama Action…" Chris began the recap. "A girl with vision. Vision that took her past everyday thinking. But when the chips were down, and even when the chips came back up again, she was the only one who could rescue them. Searching for a cure for the disease afflicting her dearest friends. A challenge was won. A cure found. But will her betrayal… Hey, what can I say? Gross disease movies make me crave a little corn. But it's time to put the snacks away, kiddies. Because after this totally terrifying episode, there won't be a stomach left unturned. Hold on to your buckets. It's time for some Total. Drama. Action!" he ended the recap.
(Theme song)
Cut to the campers around the trailers. DJ was sleeping with a teddy bear while Duncan, Justin and Tyler were bouncing a ball off hit butt, Heather was sleeping on a chair and Harold, Leshawna, Izzy, Owen, Noah and Eva were playing cards. "Do any of you have a six?" Noah asked but no one responded.
"Is seven cards too much?" Eva asked.
"I don't think so." Noah said.
"Izzy... do you have a B.L.T.? I'll also take a five." Owen asked as he looked at Izzy's cards.
"Just give me those you cheater." Izzy said, took the cards from him and mixed them.
"This is getting annoying." Eva said.
Confessional: Harold
"Izzy thinks she's so cool. But did she spend three whole entire summers at Magic Steve's Magic Camp? Allow me to demonstrate my mad magic skills by producing the Ace of Spades! Oh, ha. Hey, how did that get in there?" Harold said as he showed a picture of himself naked.
"I can't believe you managed to steal these from lunch! Yummers!" Lindsay told Beth as she ate a sandwich.
"I call this the Egg Salad Firework! Drumroll!" Beth said as threw the sandwiches in the air but Owen caught and ate them before she caught them.
"Owen! Stop stealing my sammies!" Beth angrily said.
"What are you talking about?" Owen said with his mouth full.
"You disgust me, Owen." Leshawna said while eating a sandwich.
"Yeah, what kind of pig are you? Mm." Heather said while eating a sandwich.
"You're all stealing them?" Beth asked.
"Chef's food has gotten so good. Mm-mm!" Justin said while eating a sandwich.
(Flashback) DJ was cooking something in the kitchen when suddenly he was surprised by Chef. "Alarm!" Chef yelled as he surprised DJ.
"Yipe!" DJ squealed and threw a spoon at him as he clapped.
"Nice work." Chef said as he clapped.
"You scared me!" DJ said.
"Well, that just means that you have a long way to go." Chef said.
"Maybe it's time to stop cheating. Being in this alliance with you, it makes me feel all kinds of wrong inside." DJ sadi.
"This is not about right or wrong, son. It's about you and me, winning that cool mil." Chef replied.
"Can you at least not help me in challenges?" DJ asked.
"No." Chef replied and left as DJ sighed.
Confessional: DJ
"Chef was right, I am weak. I'm too afraid to leave the alliance despite it being illegal! Momma deserves better." DJ sighed.
"This is fun, huh, bestie? Imagine if there was no challenge today." Beth told Lindsay.
"Oh my gosh. We could totally just hang out and braid each other's hair. I would love that, bestie." Lindsay replied.
"Some of us are trying to keep up our string to actually win the competition." Heather said as she took another sandwich from Beth and ate it.
"We don't think there is one today." Lindsay said.
"There better be. I am here to win a million dollars and the faster I eliminate you two pathetic, spineless followers, the better." Heather replied and left.
Confessional: Lindsay
"You see those little bumps back there? Those are totally a spine. I am not a follower. Like at cheerleading, I'm right in the middle of the pyramid. And when all my sisters and I decide on something, like where to go shopping or whatevs, I'm always the third vote. That's not... oh. Well, I can change! Uh, if that;s okay with you guys." Lindsay said as she showed an X-Ray of herself.
"Attention all Total Drama victims! Please meet me in the northeast corner of the Studio Palooza! Bring lozenges! The screaming's gonna hurt." Chris announced from the loudspeaker as Beth gulped.
"There is a challenge. Just promise we can still do the hair braiding?" Beth asked.
"I think I'll do a French." Lindsay replied as the two left.
Cut to everyone at the top of the hill. "We walk all the way over here and Lieutenant Slick can't even be bothered to show up?" Heather asked.
"Maybe he's racked up too much overtime figuring out new ways to torture us." Justin said.
"Or maybe he's just about to activate a giant death trap that we're standing on." Noah said.
Suddenly Chris fell from the air. "Whoa!" Chris grunted as he was seemingly impaled on a camera which made everyone but Beth, who wheezed instead, scream.
"Or the death trap was for himself." Noah said.
"Huh. Guess the producers don't like paying overtime." Justin said as he looked at Chris laying impaled on the light.
"I'm worth every dime." Chris said as he suddenly got up.
"Aw man. I was just gonna call dibs on your boat." Duncan sighed.
"It's the magic of cinema, boys and girls! I'm absolutely, perfectly, Chrisally fine. Wanna see how it's done?" Chris asked.
"No!" Everyone sighed.
"Our cracker-jack effects team seals fake blood into a thin membrane of plastic called a squib. This little baby bursts on impact. An old fashion optical illusion helps sell that I've been impaled." Chris explained anyway as a visual guide was shown.
"Can we just get on with this?" Noah asked.
"I actually agree with "little buddy" for once." Duncan said which made Noah look annoyed.
Confessional: Noah
"I can tolerate Owen calling me his "little buddy" since I actually like him. Duncan's another story." Noah said.
"I can't believe you're so unscarable! You didn't even scream!" Lindsay told Beth.
"I did on the inside. I just can't do it on the outside." Beth replied.
"Huh?" Lindsay asked.
"When I was ten, and they were doing my tonsillectomy, there was a freak accident and the doctor's earring fell in my throat. Can't scream worth a darn." Beth replied.
"Get out!" Lindsay said, surprised.
"Serious." Beth nodded.
"Time for today's totally terrifying, blood-curdling horror movie challenge! To figure out which team gets which challenge, a scream-off! Think of every great horror movie you've ever seen." Chris explained.
"All I can think of is generic cringe." Noah said.
"Ha. Oh my gosh, you guys. Did you see that one with the possessed rug that learns to walk and smother cats? Or did I make that up?" Izzy asked.
"That's actually a real movie… somehow." Eva said.
"All horror movies have one thing in common." Chris continued.
"Too many jump scares?" Noah asked.
"Dark basements?" Eva asked.
"Creepy dolls?" Heather asked.
"Wrong, wrong and wrong! It's actually fantastic screaming from actors. And the killers who snuff them. Each team, pick a serial killer. The rest of you will be the screamers. If your serial killer can make you scream the loudest, your team wins!" Chris explained.
Cut to the Gaffers in a city set. "We have to pick Duncan, of course. Have you ever seen someone so serial killery?" Heather said.
"She does have a point there." Tyler said.
"I'm terrified of him on a daily basis." Harold agreed.
"Plus, he nailed the other acting challenges." Leshawna said.
"DJ's gotta do it!" Chef suddenly said as he came and stole the mask from Duncan.
"But it's the first time our team's ever agreed on anything!" Harold said.
"DJ is doing it." Chef angrily said.
"Uh, listen, Chef. Maybe you can stick to your area of expertise with the sandwiches, and I'll stick to mine. Ah…" Duncan said as Chef lifted him.
"Do you like having your arms attached to your torso?" Chef asked as he threatened to break Duncan's arm.
Confessional: Duncan
"Arms are good. They throw things, feed you things, there's something to put in your sleeves. And if there's one thing I learned in home ec class, always listen to the dude with the knives." Duncan said.
"Okay, okay! I surrender!" Duncan said as Chef threw him away and made DJ wear the mask.
"Since when does Chef interfere in challenges? Smells kinda funny to me." Leshawna thought.
"Oh, that's me. Sorry. I was saving them for later." Harold said as he pulled out sandwiches from his pockets.
"Can I have one?" Tyler asked.
Cut to the Grips in a city set. "You guys gotta let me be the killer! The mask offers good protection for my beautiful face!" Justin said.
"Boo." Noah said in an emotionless voice.
"Ah! Not cool!" Justin angrily said as Noah laughed.
"Okay, I am such the better scarer. My own dog is terrified of me, okay?" Izzy said.
"But you're cute as a bug in a rug!" Owen said as Izzy glared at him.
"Hello? Are you forgetting someone? I could scare the crap out of all of you." Eva said.
"Hey, you guys? Um, Beth?" Lindsay said.
"Later, Lindsay. I wanna be the killer, okay? And that's it." Justin replied.
"Boo." Noah said again, scaring Justin.
"Stop that!" Justin angrily said as Noah burst into laughter.
"But look at my scary face!" Izzy said as she made silly faces.
"D'aw, that's not scary, that's adorable." Owen said.
"Oh yeah!? How about this!?" Izzy said as she growled at Owen.
"This is a scary face." Owen said.
"I'm the obvious choice!" Eva said.
"Beth is going to be our serial killer and that is that!" Lindsay yelled, shocking everyone. "What? Beth's a non-screamer. We have to have her as the killer or we're going down!" Lindsay explained.
"Well if you think about it like that." Noah shrugged.
"I still want to be the killer." Eva said.
Confessional: Lindsay
"Can I just tell you that felt so delicious! It was almost better than being pretty. Well, almost. Tyler was right, I can totally be the leader of my team!" Lindsay said.
Cut to Harold, Noah and Justin in a dark forest set. "Dude, you should see a doctor about that." Justin told Harold as he saw that he had a runny nose.
"I have allergies, all right? Gosh!" Harold angrily said.
"Yeesh, get worked up over nothing much?" Noah sarcastically said.
"All right. Justin and Harold, prepare yourselves for your killers to enter! And then, I want huge, massive, ginormous screams! We'll be measuring the volume on our scream-o-meter! Lights! Camera! Action!" Chris explained as a meter popped up on the screen while he clipped a clipboard.
Cut to Justin and Noah walking around. "Boo!" Beth said as she popped up out of a bush and yelled.
"Ahh. I'm so scared!" Justin said, barely reaching 22.
"I'm sorry, I just can't risk my pipes any further. What good is a face like this without my warm, yet manly tones to back it up?" Justin said.
"Boo." Noah said.
"Eek! I told you to stop that!" Justin said, scoring a 23.
"Hey, it increased the score by a point." Noah shrugged.
Confessional: Noah
"Some things just never stop being funny." Noah said.
Cut to DJ behind a tree. "I don't think I can do this." DJ said to himself.
"Get out there and do your job!" Chef yelled as he popped up behind the tree.
"Ah!" DJ said as he ran out and bumped into Harold.
"Oh! Hey, DJ. What's up?" Harold asked. DJ replied by scaring him and making him score a 50.
"With a solid fifty on the scream-o-meter, let's notch one up for DJ, Harold, and the Screaming Gaffers!" Chris explained.
"Sweet." Harold said.
Cut to Leshawna in the toilet. "There is some serious indignity going on in this scenario. I mean, I'm being filmed sitting on the potty!" Leshawna said.
Cut to Lindsay in the toilet. "That was an accidental tinkle on screen last season. I'm not doing it again. And how am I supposed to be scared when I know Beth is coming in any minute and she's not scary at–" Lindsay explained as the door suddenly opened.
"Ahhh!" Beth yelled, making Lindsay scream so loud she scored an 78.
Cut to Leshawna in the toilet when DJ suddenly entered. "Oh! I-I-I'm sorry, I-I busted in on your private moment. Boy, is my face red. Behind the mask." DJ said.
"You wanna win? Do the scene, DJ!" Leshawna said.
"Rawr." DJ lightly said as Leshawna facepalmed.
Cut to Lindsay screaming in the toilet when suddenly she started peeing, making her scream more and reach an 85. "You're doing so good, I'm not even being scary anymore, look!" Beth said as she took off the mask.
Cut to Leshawna in the toilet. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I just... I'm supposed to be afraid of this marshmallow? This, this big ol' kitten of a DJ?" Leshawna laughed.
Cut to Chris outside the toilets. "And that's round two to Beth, Lindsay, and the Killer Grips. With a pee-fueled eighty-five on the scream-o-meter!" Chris said.
"Hmm, if DJ won't step up, the other half of the alliance has to." Chef said from behind a tree.
Cut to Owen, Izzy and Eva sitting on a couch while Heather, Duncan and Tyler sat on another one. "All right, guys. This is the tiebreaker scene. You're gonna have to act your faces off." Chris explained.
"Oh, boy. I'm not the world's greatest actor." Owen chuckled as the interns gave the people on the couch scripts.
"How horror movie is this? We have to make out." Izzy said.
"I love this business! Hubba hubba!" Owen said as they started making out.
"Could you at least not do that while I'm here!?" Eva angrily said.
"Awkward." Chris chuckled.
"No. No, no, no. I would rather die." Heather gasped as she saw the script and tossed it away.
"That makes two of us, lady." Duncan said as he tossed the script away.
"Come on guys, for the team." Tyler told them.
"No." Heather and Duncan replied.
"Don't forget kiddies, it's a million bucks." Chris said as Heather and Duncan sighed and reluctantly kissed while closing their eyes.
"Bleh! Ew!" Heather said in disgust.
"Ugh…" Duncan said in disgust.
"You taste like street!" Heather angrily said.
"Ahhhh!" DJ yelled as he popped out from behind the couch.
"Mommy!" Tyler yelled, scoring a 66.
"Ah! My lips may never recover!" Heather yelled in disgust, scoring a 69.
"Urgh! I'm gonna chop you into little teriyaki bits! Um, guys?" Beth said as she jumped on the couch.
"Hm? Oh." Owen said as he noticed her.
"Ahhh." Owen and Izzy yelled, scoring a 33 as they continued kissing.
"I don't scream." Eva said.
Suddenly Chef burst into the room with a killer costume with a chainsaw, causing Heather, Duncan, Tyler and DJ to scream. DJ did the highest with 100. "Tell my momma I loved her…" DJ said as he fell unconscious on the couch.
" Well, looks to me like DJ and the well-named Screaming Gaffers have won this won, seeing as they buried the needle. Join us after the break to see if DJ's still alive." Chris said.
"DJ? Come in, DJ." Tyler said as he touched DJ's back.
"I think you broke him." Heather told Chef.
"Oops." Chef said as he saw what he did.
Cut to everyone standing above DJ. "Is he breathing?" Tyler asked.
"I think he's saying something!" Leshawna said.
"Mama?" DJ mumbled.
"Well, that's something." Eva said.
(Dream) DJ was standing on a cloud when he saw his Momma. "Mama! I'm here! Mama! It's me, mama. It's poopy-doo. Your little Devon Joseph poopy-doo." DJ told Momma.
"The son I raised would never lie! Or cheat!" Momma angrily said.
"Momma please, I'm sorry! I don't know what to do!" DJ said.
"Can you even call me your Momma after doing the opposite of what I thought you!?" Momma angrily said.
"But.. I don't know what to do!" DJ said.
"You need to figure that out yourself." Momma said as she slapped DJ.
Heather slapped DJ as he sat on a chair, waking him up.
"I need to see Chef!" DJ said as Heather slapped him again.
"Heather!" Leshawna angrily said.
"What? He's still talking crazy." Heather said.
"You don't understand, I–" DJ tried to say but was interrupted.
"Chef's in a meeting with the producers. A disciplinary meeting. He's in trouble! Not allowed to mess with the challenges." Chris said.
"I knew something was up." Leshawna said.
"You're like Albert Einstein with better hair and girly bits." Harold complimented.
"So he won't be here for the rest of the challenge?" DJ asked.
"Yup! Moving right along, it's time to pack up those overnight bags, loser Grips. You and your sleeping bags are spending the night in the dining hall. Gaffer winners, back to the comfort of the trailers for a little R and R. I'll see you there in half an hour." Chris explained and left.
Confessional: DJ
"Just as I thought, Momma hates me now. I need to figure out how to properly end this alliance." DJ said.
Cut to the Grips in the craft services tent. "This isn't such a bad place to spend the night. It's full of good memories... of food." Owen said.
"Hoho! More than memories! I just found half a piece of cheesecake!" Izzy said as she showed a cheesecake.
"I think I love you." Owen said as he ate it.
"Where did you even find it?" Eva asked.
"Oh you know, Imagine going to an online chat and spamming it with brainless text for no reason." Izzy replied.
"Uh… sure!?" Eva said, weirded out.
"Guys, you mind joining us here? I'm about to tell you... why this film lot was abandoned and closed." Chris said as all the Grips gathered around him.
"Because it's a death trap?" Justin asked.
"Hush, my child. This film lot is perfectly safe on this plane. But on the other dimension…" Chris began as Owen gasped. "Ronnie the Rent-a-cop, a designated security guard who worked here for twenty-five loyal years until her mysterious death right here... on this very spot! Now, he desperate and uneasy spirit walks the lot. No one has ever managed to spend a whole night in this craft service tent." he continued.
"Because they were killed by falling sets?" Eva asked.
"'Cause... of the haunting! Your task? Spend the whole night here without leaving this tent. If you manage to do so, your team gets invincibility and nobody goes home. Track any psychic phenomenon using these ghost meters. And just in case…" Chris said and gave Noah a tiny flashlight.
"Gee, thanks." Noah said, looking at the flashlight to see it barely lit anything.
Cut to the Gaffers outside the tent. "The Killer Grips are sitting in the craft services tent like sitting ducks. Your task is to make like special effects gurus, and frighten the pants off them. Or at least scare them enough to get them out of the tent before dawn." Chris told them after getting out of the tent.
"How are we supposed to scare them?" Heather asked.
"It's your call. But if you get them out, your team wins invincibility and nobody goes home. Oh, just so you know, I told them some cockamamie story about a security guard who died on set." Chris chuckled and left.
"How are we gonna pull this off?" DJ asked.
"Just turn out the lights, Beth's afraid of her own shadow." Leshawna said.
"Maybe we can use ghosts?" Tyler asked.
"Chainsaws! I love a good chainsaw!" Duncan said.
"I got it!" Harold said.
Cut to the Gaffers where Harold was holding a ball covered in a sheet above the tent with a fishing pole. "Thank you, my lovely assistants. Now The Magnificent Harold is ready to scare our opponents into submission with the fantasm ball!" Harold announced.
"I can't believe we're putting our team's fate in the hands of The Great Dorko." Duncan said.
"You will quake, mortal. Before all I've learned at Magic Steve's Magic Camp. Behold!" Harold said as he lowerved the ball.
Cut to everyone inside the tent. "Do you have a seven?" Owen asked.
"How do you always know? It's like you're psychotic!" Lindsay said.
"Or you're just holding it the wrong way." Noah said as he rolled his eyes when Beth suddenly saw something and wheezed.
"I know, right, Beth? Owen's totally got SNP!" Lindsay said as everyone suddenly saw the ball, thinking it was a ghost and screamed.
"Wait! I said wait! The ghost meter's aren't reading a thing!" Lindsay said as she looked at the ghost meter Chris gave them.
Confessional: Lindsay
"I am really grooving on this suggesting business. I think it totally fits me! With Trent out of the game, I'm kind of leading my team. How do you like me now, Heather?" Lindsay taunted.
"Tangy salt and vinegar, she's gonna die!" Owen said as Lindsay took the sheet off, revealing it was a ball.
"Oh, my gosh! It's just a trick!" Beth said.
"We probably should have seen that coming." Eva said.
Meanwhile, Duncan saw the ball Harold used and looked upset. "What?" Harold asked.
"You stuck a hook in my soccer ball?" Duncan angrily said.
"It was all in the name of magic! You have to admit, it was quite- Hey!" Harold tried to say but was interrupted.
"Zip it, Harry Houd-weenie. I'm taking charge now." Duncan said as he shoved his hand away.
Cut to the Gaffers in the kitchen. "Hm, needs more corn syrup. It's not quite scabby enough." Duncan said as he mixed some stuff to make it look like blood.
"I'll get you some." DJ said and left.
"Respect, Duncan! It really looks like blood!" Leshawna said.
"Devil's night, my brothers and I used to wait outside kindergarten with this goop dripping off us. Ha, one year, I gave a dozen five-year-olds seizures." Duncan replied.
"And... respect deleted." Leshawna said.
"Well, at least it's probably going to work." Tyler said.
"You really know your way around the kitchen, huh?" Harold told DJ.
"Well, I do like to cook stuff." DJ said nervously.
Cut to the Grips inside the tent. "Do you have a ten?" Beth asked Justin.
"Maybe. Care to make it interesting? Ahh!" Justin said as he saw something that looked like blood dripping from the wall.
"The... walls!" Izzy yelled as Justin, Owen and Noah screamed while Beth wheezed.
"Wait. What do you smell?" Lindsay said as she sniffed the wall.
"Fear! And fear smells like... ketchup?" Owen asked as he smelled it.
"Exactly. Lick the walls, Owen." Lindsay told Owen who shook his head.
"Just like the damn walls, Owen!" Eva yelled.
"Wow. When you're freaking me out, it's time to cash in the chips." Izzy said.
"Yeesh ok, I'm going. Heheh. Mm. Tasty." Owen said as he licked the wall, tasting that it was a mixture.
Meanwhile in the kitchen, Tyler was holding the bowl used to drop the sauce. "Uh… there's no more sauce left." Tyler told the other Gaffers.
"Anyone else have any brilliant ideas? Anybody who's not Duncan?" Heather asked.
"DJ hasn't said anything, and anybody that quiet's gotta be thinking something." Leshawna said.
"I don't like scaring people. Mama said it's not gentlemanly, and- " DJ tried to say but was interrupted.
"Well, mama ain't here, is she?" Leshawna angrily said.
"And Papa Duncan wants to win and go to bed! So?" Duncan angrily said.
"Come on guys, lay off him if he doesn't want to do it he doesn't want to." Tyler said.
"Yeah, I can come up with a plan." Harold agreed.
"No. I can do this. So, here's the plan." DJ began explaining.
Confessional: DJ
"I realized that you can't just run away from your problems. Being scared won't get me anywhere, you need to take charge to find the right way." DJ said.
Cut to the Grips in the tent. "Give me all your twos!" Lindsay said as suddenly the lights shut off.
"Um, is it okay if I give you my twos later?" Beth asked.
Meanwhile, Duncan was holding a walkie-talkie outside. "Night has fallen." Duncan whispered to it.
"Excellent work, Eclipse. Foxy lady, you there?" DJ whispered to a walkie-talkie in the kitchen.
"Foxy lady at the ready." Leshawna whispered to a walkie-talkie behind the tent.
Meanwhile, in the tent the Grips looked scared. "Remember, everyone. This is just Chris trying to scare us, and Lindsay's team doesn't give up!" Lindsay said.
""Lindsay's team"?" Izzy asked as they suddenly heard some ghostly moaning which was made by Leshawna with a megaphone.
Meanwhile, Harold and Tyler were on the roof. "That's a go from Magic Harold and his charming assistant." Harold said as he lowered Heather, who was wearing a guard uniform, with a rope.
"Uh, what the heck is that!?" Noah asked.
"It's a poltergeist!" Owen said.
"Runtergeist!" Izzy said as she, Owen, Noah, Beth and Justin ran out.
"Wait! The ghost meters still aren't going off!" Lindsay said as she looked at the radar.
"It's probably a fake." Eva said as DJ threw a spoon at the radar from the kitchen, causing it to go off and make Lindsay run away while screaming.
"Wait! Ah, forget this!" Eva said and ran away as well.
"And that's how we win it! Whoo!" Leshawna cheered from outside the tent.
"Yes! DJ? Are you okay? DJ?" Heather asked DJ as he came and saw her hanging with a rope from the ceiling, causing him to gasp.
(Dream) "Mama hates a cheater, Devon Joseph! I'm very disappointed in you, poopy-doo." Momma told DJ as he looked disappointed.
"Hello? Is anybody gonna help me down from here? Ow!" Heather said as the Gaffers all came in the tent while the rope holding her snapped, causing her to fall.
Cut to the award ceremony. "And now, fraidy-cat Grips, it's time to announce who will not win a Gilded Chris this week! Who deserves to go home bitterly disappointed, tears in their eyes?" Chris began the ceremony.
"Hot Boy! You refused to scream due to not wanting to damage your vocal cords that no one cares about." Chef called out Justin who looked offended.
Confessional: Justin
"No one cares about my vocal cords!? Multiple people said that they were my most attractive feature!" Justin said.
"Fat Boy and Crazy Girl, you two were too distracted by kissing to scream!" Chef called out Owen and Izzy who looked like they wanted to kiss.
"Bookworm, you lazed off like you always do." Chef called out Noah who looked like he didn't care.
"Finally, Dumb Blonde! You insisted that you lead your team, and yet failed to win the challenge!" Chef called out Lindsay who looked upset.
"What? I can't be going. Why would people be mad at me? Beth?" Lindsay asked.
"I guess someone might have thought you were bossy?" Beth said.
"Hello! It's called leadership." Lindsay replied.
"I'm not voting you?" Beth replied.
"The one who gets called out last always goes home! It's a tradition!" Lindsay said.
"And the Gilded Chrises go to…" Chris began tossing the awards.
"Izzy." he said as he tossed her a reward.
"Beth." he said as he tossed her a reward.
"Owen." he said as he tossed him a reward.
"Eva." he said as he tossed her a reward.
"and Lindsay. Still on the chopping block, Noah and Justin." he said as he tossed Lindsay a reward while Justin and Noah glared at each other. "And the final Gilded Chris goes to…
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"Stop! I'm gonna do what I should've done long ago! Make mama proud. I'm voting myself off!" DJ interrupted as he came on the stage with the other Gaffers.
"DJ! Heh... why don't you and I have a chat before you do anything stupid." Chef angrily replied.
"No, Chef! I'm not listening to you anymore! Chef and me... we had an illegal alliance. He's been tutoring me in tough, coaching me through the challenges. I'll miss you all." DJ said as everyone gasped.
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! You've been cooking all the delicious food? The pizza? The cheesecake? The sandwiches?" Owen asked.
"Dude, you can't leave!" Duncan said.
"We can't go back to slop again!" Noah said.
"Yeah! Can't we just vote Chef off instead?" Justin agreed.
"What!?" Chef angrily asked.
"Sorry, but I gotta make it right... for mama." DJ said.
"Aww…" Everyone awed.
Confessional: Chef
"I can't believe DJ stood up to me! I must have taught him well." Chef chuckled.
Cut to DJ entering the Lame-O-Sine.
"Please still send food! Pretty please with delicious sandwiches on top?" Owen begged as the Lame-O-Sine left.
"Well, folks. Looks like Owen's gravy train just high-tailed it out of town. Now that he's survived this week's fright fest, will Owen be able to bear the most horrific, stomach-churning, gut-wrenching challenge ever?" Chris said as he squashed Owen's face.
"What is it?" Owen asked.
"Chef's cooking! I love this game." Chris replied, making Owen scream and puke on his shoes. "Dude, not the shoes!" he complained as the episode ended.
VOTES
Confessional: Lindsay
"Noah. He isn't hot or nice!" Lindsay said as she chose to eliminate Noah on the device.
Confessional: Justin
"Noah. That guy is just pathetic and annoying. Also, he scared me today." Justin said as he chose to eliminate Noah on the device.
Confessional: Beth
"Out of everyone left, I like Noah the least." Beth said as she chose to eliminate Noah on the device.
Confessional: Noah
"Hopefully this brings down his pretty face a peg." Noah said as he chose to eliminate Justin on the device.
Confessional: Owen
"I'll choose randomly again! I don't want to vote for anyone right now." Owen said as he closed his eyes and picked a random person to eliminate on the device. It was Lindsay.
Confessional: Eva
"Justin's completely useless and annoying." Eva said as she chose to eliminate Justin on the device.
Confessional: Izzy
"Come on, can't Justin go for once?" Izzy said as she chose to eliminate Justin on the device.
BONUS CLIP
DJ's Lame-O-Sine Clip
"Well, being booted is sad but also better than being in an illegal alliance. Besides, wednesday, mama and I will go to the petting zoo. She likes the ducks because they have honest faces. I like the bunnies 'cause they don't bite. I hope she's not as mad at me in real life as she was in my dream. I did the right thing in the end. Isn't that what matters? So I lost out on a million bucks. I still have my integrity. Well, with everyone who didn't watch the show, I guess. As for the people that did watch the show, maybe I could bake them my famous cinnamon buns. I managed to toughen up more than I thought." DJ said.
Screaming Gaffers: Duncan, Harold, Heather, Leshawna, Tyler
Killer Grips: Beth, Eva, Izzy, Justin, Lindsay, Noah, Owen
Eliminated Contestants:
13. DJ
14. Gwen
15. Trent
x. Izzy
16. Geoff
17. Bridgette
DJ is still gone, I thought his storyline was done pretty well and that this was his best season, though I do think it could have used more focus and that's why I added scenes of Chef making DJ cheat in episodes 4 and 5 and gave DJ a lot more confessionals. As good as his plot is, this was an alright time for him to go, don't see him doing much after this episode. I actually have some big plans on what to do with him in WT so DJ fans can look out for that.