Tikki: oh gods, haven't you caused enough insanity?
MC: hmmm...Nope! anywho this is a rewrite of a previous Fic i did, if you had read "HawkMoth's Worst Akumas- Burger Brute" than this should be par for the course for you, only this time, i made some changes that i think you'll like, or hate, i really don't mind which.
MC-Labs presents:
Burger Brute- Rewrite (I do not own Miraculous)
Marinette was walking down the street minding her own business, when all of a sudden, a oddly delicious smell crept it's way into her nose.
"Burger..." she whispered as she followed the smell, it led her past the ice cream stand, the nearby cafe and even past her own parent's bakery, until it led into the home of the little girl she babysits, Manon.
She was hard at work on a strange grill-like toy, it was the "My First Grill" the latest in kid cooking equipment, Nadija, her mother must have bought it for her.
Next to said grill were a set of tools, buns, condements, pickles, spices and workstation, and draped on a table was a sign that said:
"BURGERS! Only 1 euro each!"
Manon turned to face Marinette with a smile, than went right back to work.
Marinette notice the small line of folks who were hungry, amoung them was Luka, Sabrina, and Juleka.
The bluenette took her place at the back with Juleka.
One by one, the customers came and went until the group of friends were left, they each bought a burger and tried it, needless to say...
"This is the most delicious burger i've ever eaten..." Said Juleka with tears in her eyes.
Sabrina smiled, who knew a burger could manifest so many emotions.
Marinette was in a trance, she had no idea Manon was so talented, just think of the amazing things she could make with the right guidence.
"It's like a love song you can eat..." Luka said, he always did have a way with words.
And he wasn't the only one many of the people enjoyed the meaty treat.
"Manon is gonna rack up some serious coin of she keeps this up!" said Marinette.
"BLECH! you call this food!" roared a familiar voice.
The group turned around to find none other than Chloe Bourgois ranting, Sabrina hid behind Marinette, it had been a few day since Sabrina openly told Chloe that they could no longer be friends. (See: Common Cold)
"I asked for a Veggie Burger and this is what you give me?" Chloe complained.
"Miss Chloe, that is a veggie burger..." Manon said frightened.
"Well, i want my money back!" she roared.
"I can't, this money for a trip to the Bahamas i wanna go to with Mommy.." Manon explained.
"Well you should have thought of that before you made this garbage!" Chloe snapped.
With a heavy heart, Manon gave Chloe back her money, But was Chloe satisfied, nope!
She then kicked over Manon's My First Grill, causing it to burst into flames!
"Eeep!" Manon squeaked as she got out her "My First Fire Extinguisher" and was able to put out the flames, but her grill was destroyed.
"Do yourself a favor, stick to playing with stupid dolls!" Chloe said as she walked away.
Manon looked over at her destroyed grill, but she did not shed a single tear.
Nadija came over when she heard the comotion, Marinette explained everything.
"Why that spoiled brat! oh sweetie, i'm so sorry, but look, you have more than enough money to go with me to the bahamas!" Nadija said.
"It's more than that Ms. Chamock, by trashing Manon's grill, Chloe basicly said that her cooking sucks!" Marinette said.
"Manon has a rare talent, and Chloe spat on that talent!" Luka said.
"Are you saying, Manon CAN cook?" Nadija said.
Everyone nodded, "With proper guidence, Manon could even be as good as Alya's mom." Sabrina said.
Later that afternoon, after everyone helped clean up.
Manon was in her room, staring at her spatula, she tried her best, and Chloe just trashed her grill!
As she was thinking, a familiar black butterfly landed on her spatula.
"Burger Brute, I am HawkMoth, who is Chloe to insult you talents, i grant you the power to serve up some justice, all i ask is..."
"Ladybug and Cat Noir's Miraculous?" Manon finished.
"Smart girl..." he said.
"One blonde brat with two magic gems on the side, Comming up!" Manon said as the magic enveloped her.
Later that night, Ladybug and Rena Rouge were on patrol.
"Just when you thought Chloe couldn't get anymore cruel, she does this!" said Rena.
"Chloe is going to realise that her behaviour is going to bite her in the ass on day..." Ladybug said.
Just then, a massive explosion was heard, the two heroes sped to the scene, meeting up with Cat Noir and Carapace.
"Great, what now?" said Carapace
The akuma soon made itself know, a masive burger-like creature, it's whole body was a double cheeseburger with fries for arms and legs, in it's hand was a spatula shaped like a battle axe!
"Yup, HawkMoth is really scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to akumas" said Rena Rouge
"That, or he's going senile..." said Carapace.
"The name's Burger Brute, and i'm here to serve a heaping helping of pain!" she said, "So unless you wanna end up on the menu, hand over you miraculous!"
"Manon?" asked Rena Rouge
"Manon..." said Ladybug
The creature turned it's attention to Cat Noir and Carapace, without a single thought, it fired a beam from it's spatula-axe.
Carapace tried to block with his sheild, but went right through it and zapped him instead!
"Interesting, Burger Brute's beam pierced Carapace's sheild, perhaps i should give akumas the ability to pierce sheilds in the future." said HawkMoth.
Carapace was enveloped in a green light, when it faded, a small burger with a dark green bun stood in his place!
"Carapace! No!" cried Rena Rouge.
"Carapace, buddy, you don't look too well, more like well done!" snarked Cat Noir which earned a bop in the head by Rena's flute, Ladybug nodded in agreement, as that was the dumbest pun in the cat hero's aresenal.
Satisfied, the creature lumbered to it's destination, Le Grande Paris Hotel.
"Burger Brute is headed for Chloe!" cried Cat Noir.
"Bug, i know we're heroes and all, but can we for onece let the monster eat Chloe?" asked Renna Rouge.
"Believe me, the temptation is there, but trust me, you would only regret it once you cool down..." Ladybug said, patting her comrade's back.
With that, the trio make their way to Chloe!
Meanwhile, Chloe had just finished taking a shower, and was about to get ready for bed, when said Akuma crash in!
Chloe squealed in terror as she saw the mosnter.
"So, you don't like my cooking?" Burger Brute roared, "Well, let's see how you taste!"
With a shot from her weapon, Chloe was morphed into a cheeseburger!
By the time the heroes made it to the hotel, it was too late!
They looked in horror at the Akuma's handywork, as the burger had Chloe's face on it!
"What are you lot staring at?" Chloe said.
"Cripes! Chloe! you reek!" said Rena Rouge as she and Cat Noir held their noses, cats and foxes have more sensitive noses, and Chloe smelled like rotting meat and moldy cheese and bread.
"As much as i think this is just what you deserve, the smell is inhumane as it is, c'mon guys, let's stop Burger Brute before she turns all of Paris into an all you can eat buffet!" said Ladybug, and with that, the group made their way out of the hotel.
The trio followed the trail of transformed people to Fransouis Dupont, once inside, they saw a large burger covered in grey hair.
"Principal Damocles, even The Owl couldn't take her!" said Rena.
"But he did give the old college try!" said Cat Noir as he saw the fist- shaped holes in the wall.
Just then, Rena heard the familiar scream of Ms. Bustier!
The group sped to her location, where Burger Brute was waiting.
"Knew you guys would show up!" it said.
Rena Rouge and Cat Noir charged at the Akuma while Ladybug redied her lucky charm.
"LUCKY CHARM!"
And out of the light came...
"A Dog Whistle! This is perfect!" cried Ladybug because for once she knew exactly what to do with it!
"Rena Rouge, Cover your ears!" she said, the fox hero did as instructed!
Ladybug blew on the whistle and in no time at all, an army of dogs came running!
The dogs piled on Burger and began chewing on her!
"Get em' off, Ger em' off! Shoo! go away! go find a bush to pee on!" she said.
in a state of confusion, she dropped her Spatula-Axe and Cat Noir snapped it in two, releasing the butterfly.
Ladybug purified said Akuma and loosed her Miraculous Cure, changing everyone back to normal, Carapace soon joined the others.
"Pound it everyone!" Ladybug said as everybody shared a fist bump.
The Next Afternoon...
Alya, Marinette, Nino, Luka, and Sabrina were enjoying some Vegitable Soup made by Manon, she had begun learning how to cook with the help of Alya's mother Marlene.
"Dang! this is even better than the burgers she made." said Nino.
"I think Manon really has a talent for this, Mom thinks so too!" said Alya.
Marinette and Luka nodded as the friends enjoyed their meal.
HawkMoth's lair...
"How hard is it to defeat a bunch of mindless teenagers?" the villan growled, "Burger Brute was so close!"
"Sir, with all do respect, you took a 7 year old girl with a talent for cooking, and morphed her into a burger-based monster, what did you expect to happen?" asked Nathalie.
"She is right master..." said Nooroo.
"Oh shut up, both of you!" HawkMoth said.
The End.
MC: well, i think this rewrite went well!
Tikki: this was worst than the last one!
MC: actualy, this was pretty good for a fic i wrote long ago! what do you all think! let me know in the comments.
Comments? Questions? you know the Drill!