[The group is sitting in Lynn Sr.'s living room this time.]
Lincoln: Hey Loud crowd! It's us again! And welcome to our third session!
Luna: We got all of your questions sent from the last two weeks and we can't wait to answer them again.
[Lola bursts into the room with a pink Cinderella-style dress and a golden crown on]
Lola: You won't be doing one of these without me, would you?
Leni: Aw, Lola, you look so pretty today!
Lola: Aw, thanks, Leni.
Lana: That dress is nice and all but where's Lucy?
Lucy: [appears out of nowhere] Here I am.
[The group jumps in fright]
Lincoln: You really need to start wearing a bell, Lucy.
Lisa: I, for one, agree.
Luan: So where have you been, Lucy?
Lucy: I've been dealing with a storyboard that has been leaked recently. Two Dragon Ball people have been desperate to see it but I've refused to let them see it.
Rita: I see.
Lynn Sr.: [walks in with muffins] Chocolate muffins for everyone!
Lori: Oh my god, my favorite!
Lynn: [eats one] Dad, you've outdone yourself!
Lynn Sr.: Thanks honey!
Leni: Honey!? Where!?
Rita: No Leni, there's no honey. It's just a nickname.
Leni: Oh.
Clyde: Got to say, Mr. Stepanek. You're great at cooking.
Lynn Sr.: Gee, thanks, Clyde.
Lily: Can we get on with the questions already? I don't have all day.
Lincoln: Well, like Lily said, let's all get on with the questions!
All: YEAH!
Lily: Hmp!
Lynn: alagatery from DeviantArt has three questions: "Ok, first question: What's Sid like in real life? And also to Lincoln and Luna, what's your worst experience of someone forgetting you weren't related if you know what I mean? Also to Luan, I saw a rumor online that Marvel is considering having you play Squirrel Girl in the MCU, what can you say about that?"
Luna: Oh, you have no idea how many times that happened to me and Lincoln.
Lincoln: It happens a lot. One time, we were walking Stella, which is our pet cat by the way, when a fat guy showed up and yelled at us because we weren't siblings. He even threatened to call the cops on us because of our marriage. It was really embarrassing when the cops DID show up.
Luna: [sighs] Bloody men. And about Sid, she's a lot like she is in The Casagrandes. Bubbly, excitable, has Abraham Lincoln on her foot. Typical Sid.
Luan: She does make me laugh, that's for sure. And also, I doubt Marvel would ever get me. We're too wild for Marvel.
Lana: It would be interesting if you were an actual superhero instead of being a cosplayer.
Luan: Yeah, it would be. Thank you for the questions!
Lincoln: Speaking of superheroes, Guest from fanfiction asks: "Why did Kings of the Con cheat Lincoln and Clyde of a potential victory? Did one of the writers have a vendetta or something?" No. Our characters just screwed up by stealing the cat. It's a massive offense.
Lori: I'm surprised our characters weren't banned from the convention permanently.
Lincoln: That might be a bit harsh, Lori. We…
Lisa: Let's just stop talking about this before it escalates. We are grateful for the question, Guest.
Lana: Jurassicman101 from fanfiction has 6 questions for all of us! And they are the following: "To Lincoln - have you seen the trailer for the No Time To Spy: A Loud House Movie?"
Lincoln: Sure have. We all did. We can't wait for you guys to see it!
Lola: Catch us in June!
Lana: "To Lori… " He's holding up an Incredibles costume. "...could you reenact the mirror scene in The Incredibles? Oh, I like that movie! Dash is so cool!
Lori: I would wear that, but that outfit would probably make my butt look big. Give it to Rita.
Rita: Oh come on. I won't fit in that.
Luan: Talk about incredible sizes! [Laughs while Lucy facepalms]
Lana: "To Lily - why do you act like that baby from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"
Lily: Because I f***ing can! Ya got a problem with it!? Though I guess I have mellowed out significantly. But I'm still not there yet.
Lana: "To Lana - have you ever met Toothless from How To Train Your Dragon or any other animal characters in shows or movies?" Oh, loads of times! I met Pluto, Dug, Garfield, O'Malley, Figaro, Gary, almost every cartoon animal you could think of! Now then, "to Lisa - Can you tell me where this quote came from? 'Unless if someone like you cares a whole awful lot. Nothing is going to get better. It's not'"
Lisa: Hmmn, that is a wise quote though I lack the knowledge of the human being who said that.
Rita: Oh, I know, Lisa. It's Theordore Geisel.
Lisa: Who?
Rita: I'm sure our audience will connect the dots.
Lori: P.S. It's Dr. Seuss.
Lana: And finally, this question is for Lincoln once again! "If you have a crush on any of the actresses that play Ronnie Anne Santiago, Stella Zhau, Sid Chang, and/or Girl Jordan, can you tell us who it is?"
Lincoln: None of them! I have Luna here that fills in that gap.
Luna: I feel like I'm melting into a puddle right now! [Squeals]
Lily: How damn cheesy.
Lana: Well, those are our answers to your questions, Jurassicman101! Thank you for them! Now I just want to go see the dinosaurs.
Lisa: TheEpicness9000 from DeviantArt is explaining to Luna that the weapons he showed last time are actually your Shockwave Pointers. When you throw them to the ground, one of those triangles, or Pointers, is sacrificed to set off a powerful shockwave to blow opponents away. It's selective in nature, meaning it won't affect the environment or anyone you don't deem foe. The Shockwave Pointers are typically on your left leg but can be pulled off for use, and each Pointer takes a minute to regenerate. The three chevron arrows on your left arm are the Chevron Blaster. Those Chevrons can be shot off your arm, either free-fired or locked on to a target, as a ranged attack. You can fire multiple of those Chevrons at once, up to three at a time. Each Chevron takes five seconds to regenerate. You can also "rack" the Chevrons by pumping them back as a warning. And that cyan hole in your fingerless glove hides a Starfall Spawner. You can use it to summon powerful weapons. Swords, cudgels, shields, grapple claws, you name it. These weapons can either remain attached to your glove for use hands-free, or detached if you wish to hold them or give them to allies.
[The others remain silent.]
Luna: So...cool! Thanks for the explanation, TheEpicness9000, but next time, ask a question.
Lily: [impatiently] NEXT! This is just getting more nuts than I can handle!
Leni: Timbuk1 from fanfiction asks us two questions: Question 1: "When are the Casagrandes expected to appear in TLHS? (Speak something close enough to the answer without spoiling.)"
Lincoln: [whispers] Well, we did have Bobby show up so expect the others to show up at some point.
Leni: And 2: "What are your relationships with them like compared to the portrayals of your interactions with them in the series?"
Lynn Sr.: We'll tell you this. We get along with them wonderfully! We're like two groups in a pod!
Lori: Lynn, I thought the line was "two peas in a pod".
Lynn Sr.: We can change things up, right? Anyway, thank you for the questions, Timbuk1!
Lori: From all the way from DeviantArt, GylmarGeniusCat has three questions for us. "To Lincoln and Luna: Are you dating in real life?"
[Lincoln and Luna are seen kissing]
Lori: That's a yes. "To Lily: How old are you?"
Lily: If you must know, I'm 12 yet I'm still a baby. Toons are f***ing weird between you and me.
Lori: And finally, to Lucy: "After 8 years, isn't it a burden to always play the same dark and melancholy role? Do you plan to star in something more colorful in the future?"
Lucy: No.
Lori: Okay then, thanks for the questions, GylmarGeniusCat.
Lynn: Masquerade from fanfiction has his or her own set of questions: "To Lisa- what do you do on rainy days?"
Lisa: Experiments and hanging out with my old siblings and new siblings. And also enjoying a documentary on Discovery.
Lynn: "To Luna- Have you ever heard of the band Iron Maiden?"
Luna: Hell yeah! I have a few CDs of them! Just as rocking as AC/DC! But lately, I've been using Spotify.
Lincoln: Heh, times have changed.
Lynn: Speaking of you, Lincoln, the guy asks: "Have you and your friends ever played a video game that resulted in anger and hatred towards one another?"
Lincoln: Mario Kart. That is all.
Lori: I still don't forgive you for throwing that blue shell at me. I was so close to winning.
Lynn: That happened to you too?
Clyde: Same with me! You're ruthless, Lincoln!
Lincoln: Yeeeah, my bad.
Luan: He's also better at playing Smash Bros. than all of us.
Lincoln: Again, my bad.
Lynn: And to Lori- "If you could pick any foreign country to study abroad in, where would it be and why?"
Lori: Study what?
Lynn: Maybe golf or something.
Lori: I do that here.
Lynn: Really?
Lori: Yes!
Lynn: At what college!?
Lori: Who cares!?
Lincoln: Alright you two. Settle down. Thanks for the questions, Masquerade.
Lynn Sr.: zachgamer4427 from DeviantArt has three questions.
Leni: Wow. We do have a lot of questions.
Lisa: Leni, shhhh.
Lynn Sr.: Anyway, the first question is: "To everyone: When The Loud House series gets canceled in the future, what are your future plans?" Well, we are still going to hang out and I'm still going to take care of my own family.
Luan: Same with me, Lucy, and Lily. I'm planning on taking a page from my character and making a comedy business.
Lucy: I'm also taking a page out of my character and going to attend funerals, but since we're Nickelodeon characters, we're still going to go around representing our show in merchandise, video games, websites, and others.
[The others agree]
Lily: I guess I'll have the chance to actually grow to be an adult and maybe attend a college of some kind. I don't know.
Luna: Though I'm planning on traveling the world as a solo rock star singer. With Lincoln helping me out though it might be a bit too much.
Lincoln: Well, that was a deep question, but Zach has two more questions. What are they, Lynn?
Lynn Sr.: Well, this one is to Lola: "I made some pictures of you being shipped with Carl Casagrande. I have some to show you, care to give me your reaction?"
Lola: Let me see. [Looks through the pictures] Are you kidding me!?
[Leni and Lana laugh]
Lana: Look at Carl's muscles in one picture! You like guys with muscles, don't you, Lola!?
Lola: No! And why is he carrying me on the beach in another picture!?
Lynn: Awww, and I thought princesses like being carried by a strong, handsome man!
Lola: [groans] I didn't wear this Cinderella costume to get teased at!
Lisa: Welcome to siblinghood, sibling.
Lynn Sr.: Alright then, the last question is: "To everyone: Is it true that you filmed a lost episode called 'Enough Is Enough'?"
Lincoln: None of our episodes have that title. So no.
Lucy: Of course, the lost episode is fake. It had Lincoln murdering his sisters for what I remember.
Lincoln: [cringes] What is this? A horror movie? Actually, don't answer that. I hope those answers satisfy you, Zach. Thank you for the questions.
Lola: YOU WILL PAY FOR THOSE PICTURES OF ME AND CARL!
Lincoln: And that's all of the questions we have for today!
Lori: Wow. Done already? I thought there would be more.
Luna: Well, that's the way with the Internet, Lori. Some people just don't notice us.
Lola: Don't mind me. Just deleting those Carl x Lola pictures.
Lana: Hmm, I wonder what's for lunch.
Clyde: I'll take care of that, Lana. Now how about PB&J?
Lisa: That would be courteous, McBride. Now how are we going to end this session off this time?
Luna: I was thinking that we can sing that Greatest of All Time song our friends the Casagrandes sang in Season 4 Episode 4a?
Lori: Nice idea, Luna.
Lincoln: I agree. [Both he and Luna get out their guitars] Ya ready, guys?
All: Mmm-hmm.
Lincoln: Alright! Uno, dos, tres!
[Song starts]
Lincoln and Luna: Amor amor amor
You are lo mejor
You're the greatest, greatest of all time
Lincoln: Mi amor
Lincoln and Luna: So glad you're mine
Lynn Sr.: You're the butter in my butterfly
Clyde: You're the sun
Leni: In my sunshine
Lana: You're the gold
Lisa: In my gold mine
Luan: And the funny
Lynn: In my punchline
All: (Greatest of all time)
You're the greatest, greatest of all time
Lynn: Greatest of all time
All: Mi amor, so glad you're mine
Amor amor amor
You are lo mejor
You're the greatest, greatest of all time
Mi amor, so glad you're mine
You're the greatest, greatest of all time
Mi amor, so glad you're mine
Mi amor, so glad you're mine!
[Song ends. The gang laughs]
Lola: That was fun! Take that, Carl!
Luan: Thank you readers for sending in your questions! We hope there will be so much more next time!
Lily: Now if you'll excuse us, we have PB&Js to eat. And maybe some tacos.
Lincoln: Until next time…
All: ¡Adiós amigos!