INT. CLASSROOM - DAY
Beavis and Butt-Head sit in the back of the classroom, whispering and giggling.
BEAVIS
Huh-huh, yeah! Sandy Cheeks is way hotter!
BUTT-HEAD
No way, dude! Pearl Krabs is where it's at!
BEAVIS
Sandy's got that sweet Texas accent...
BUTT-HEAD
Pearl's got those fancy flipper slippers...
Earl, sitting nearby, rolls his eyes.
EARL
Ugh, you guys are disgusting. Cartoon animals are not hot!
BEAVIS
Hey, Sandy's a scientist! She's smart and hot!
BUTT-HEAD
Pearl's got that sassy attitude!
EARL
(sarcastically)
Oh yeah, and Pearl's got that huge whale snout... real attractive...
BUTT-HEAD
Hey, that's not fair! Pearl's snout is cute!
BEAVIS
Yeah, and Sandy's got that hot purple bikini...
EARL
(shaking his head)
You guys need help.
The teacher, Mr. Van Driessen, walks over.
MR. VAN DRIESSEN
What's going on here?
BEAVIS
(quickly)
Uh, we were just discussing... science...
MR. VAN DRIESSEN
(skeptical)
Save it, Beavis. Let's focus on the lesson.
FADE TO BLACK.