INT. BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD'S LIVING ROOM - DAY
Beavis and Butt-Head sit on the couch, watching TV.
BEAVIS
(laughing)
Huh-huh, yeah... Ren's going crazy!
BUTT-HEAD
(giggling)
Heh-heh, yeah... and Mr. Horse is a total freak!
(They're watching the "Ren Seeks Help" episode from the Ren & Stimpy Lost Episodes DVD)
MR. HORSE
(bursting into the room)
Ah-ah, what do we have here?!
BEAVIS
(surprised)
Huh-huh, yeah... Mr. Horse!
BUTT-HEAD
(equally surprised)
Heh-heh, yeah... what's up, Mr. Horse?
MR. HORSE
(outraged)
You're watching... that?! (points to the TV)
BEAVIS
(sheepishly)
Uh, yeah... we were just, uh...
MR. HORSE
(firmly)
Give me that DVD! Now!
BUTT-HEAD
(reluctantly)
Aww, come on Mr. Horse... we were just getting to the good part...
MR. HORSE
( sternly)
I'm destroying all evidence of Adult Party Cartoon. It's a shame to my good name!
(Mr. Horse confiscates the DVD and exits the room)
BEAVIS
(disappointed)
Huh-huh, yeah... I guess we won't be seeing that again...
BUTT-HEAD
(equally disappointed)
Heh-heh, yeah... maybe we can find it online...
Beavis and Butt-Head sit at the computer, searching online.
BEAVIS
(stunned)
Huh-huh, yeah... $500 for the Ren & Stimpy: The Lost Episodes DVD?!
BUTT-HEAD
(equally shocked)
Heh-heh, yeah... that's like, a million bucks!
BEAVIS
(determined)
We need to find a way to get it cheaper...
BUTT-HEAD
(mischievously)
Heh-heh, yeah... let's just download it for free!
(They start searching for illegal download sites)
POLICE OFFICER
(bursting into the room)
Freeze! You're under arrest for piracy!
BEAVIS
(surprised)
Huh-huh, yeah... what?!
BUTT-HEAD
(equally surprised)
Heh-heh, yeah... we were just trying to...
POLICE OFFICER
(firmly)
Save it, boys. You're going downtown.
(Beavis and Butt-Head are handcuffed and taken away)
INT. JAIL CELL - DAY
Beavis and Butt-Head, still in handcuffs, are led into a jail cell. To their surprise, they see George Liquor, an ultra-conservative middle-aged man, sitting on a bunk.
GEORGE LIQUOR
(disapprovingly)
Well, well, well... what do we got here? Two young whippersnappers, no doubt rotting their brains with that new-fangled rock 'n' roll music and them video games...
BEAVIS
(sarcastically)
Huh-huh, yeah... great. Just what we need. A old geezer lecturing us...
BUTT-HEAD
(equally sarcastic)
Heh-heh, yeah... like we care about your outdated opinions, dude...
GEORGE LIQUOR
(outraged)
Outdated opinions?! I'll have you know, young men, that my values are traditional, time-tested, and patriotic!
BEAVIS
( mocking)
Oh, yeah... like your love of Donald Bastard and hatred of everything fun...
GEORGE LIQUOR
(anger rising)
You know, I was a respected member of society before those liberal Nickelodeon executives censored me!
BUTT-HEAD
(confused)
Heh-heh, yeah... who's Donald Bastard?
GEORGE LIQUOR
(exasperated)
Never mind... you wouldn't understand...
(The three cellmates sit in uncomfortable silence, a generation gap and ideological divide between them)
FADE TO BLACK.