Epls0d3 1 6: Wrong Cloud, Ground Round!
We zoom in on the Kalos Region.
All the contestants left were there.
Wigglytuff, Psyduck, Dark Musharna and Dusclops looked bored
Totodile and Vespiqueen were talking with Togepi and Munchlax
Foe was talking with Lucah the Lucario
Joltik and Seismethtoad were happy being dumb
Sylveon was talking to a very bored looking Flareon
Makuhita was asleep and Magby was far away in a corner alone
Handy was crawling and Crack-A-Chu kicked it away. "Haha later loser!" He grinned
"Ugh would you stop that, I am bored as fuck!" Dark Musharna screamed
"Make me bubblegum looking bitch!" Crack-A-Chu snarls
"When is the next challenge gonna happen.." Flareon complained
"Crikey Mate, it's true those two bludgers haven't moved a single echo ever since 8 hours ago." Lucah spoke frowning while fixing her fedora
Then we see The PumpKingKing and Mew with a deadpan straight face, levitating in place
Vespiqueen tried to touch them but her arm passed right through them
"Eyo don't touch me bro." Pumpkingking told the queen bee
She gave a loud as fuck high pitched scream
"What happened?" Mew suddenly woke up from her blank trance
"It appears there is a time space diversion, again." Pumpkingking looks at the fourth wall
"Is this like the Time Space Blast you told us last episode?" Asked Dusclops
"Yah but like there isn't a last episode this time, we've entered a completely different timeline separate to the one we used to be." Pumpkingking smiles
"Wut." Joltik was cross-eyed
"Don't think about it too much, just keep in mind certain things... we will continue with the show as if nothing happened." Pumpkingking told them
"But... what about?" Wigglytuff pointed at the glitched ground and buggy objects twitching
"Yeah... Time Space Blast bugs... this dimension isn't supposed to exist, so the timeline is gonna do that stuff I guess.." Pumpkingking shurgs nonchalantly
"I head hurts..." Mew looked to be in pain
"Cope." Pumpkingking dabs
"So what now?" Sylveon asks.
"Well a few things to note, this time there will be no rejoins or debuts at all anymore, cause whoever thought of that idea is a complete dumbass." Pumpkingking stared at Liz through the fourth wall.
"Wah... who are you looking at?" Flareon asks
"Oh, forgot you can't see the readers... eh.. also this season won't have anymore singing, cause that was weird." Pumpkingking told them
Pretty much every player looked overjoyed and was happy, only Vespiqueen and Sylveon looked disappointed
"What! You can't remove singing from a world tour season it's like, the law!" Mew looked angry
"Gurl, singing is literally the reason we went on a six month hiatus." Pumpkingking told her
"We went on a what?!" Mew looks shocked
"Uh, will we still be forced to catch legendaries?" Asks Lucario
"The story of this season wouldn't make sense if we dropped that to yeah..." Pumpkingking boredly rolled his eyes
Many pokemon looked conflicted about that
"Whatever, being in the final 18 is good enough for me." Psyduck smiles
"Yeah yeah whatever you say you little shits..." Pumpkingking looked bored
"So what's the challenge?" Sylveon asked
"The challenge oh uh... umm.." Mew seemed to be struggling to think of something
Pumpkingking snaps his fingers, all the players were holding a master ball
"There are several legendaries roaming around Lumiose City... you must catch them in order to get immunity." Pumpkingking told them
"This challenge sucks, how many times are you just gonna make us run around in circles!" Dark Musharna yells
"Screw you, I actually like running!" Crack-A-Chu smirks
"Couldn't tell by your fatness." Flareon side eyed
"The fuck did you-" Crack-A-Chu was sparkling with electricty
"Immunity is first catch, first serve, ready set go there damn." Pumpkingking snapped into existence an airhorn and started the challenge
All the contestants began running around Lumiose City
"You know, I really feel like something is wrong?" Mew frowned
"I know right, doing a world tour season for a third time, Liz is really running out of ideas..." PumpKingKing rolled his eyes frowning.
"Who tf is Liz?" Mew looks confused.
(Team Dominator Infinity)
"Alright Alliance, and Crack-A-Chu." Flareon began saying.
"Hey!" Crack-A-Chu looked pissed.
"I say we work together to get immunity and that way we can vote off one of the good guys so that wish can be hours." Flareon smiles.
"Fine by me." Dusclops boredly shrugged.
"But how are we gonna find them legends, we don't even know what they are?" Wigglytuff asked.
Suddenly 4 legendaries were flying in the air very conveniently.
"Well Dusclops and I can get those!" Dark Musharna grins.
"But what about us ground pokemon, we can't fly, how are we gonna catch a roaming legen-" Psyduck began arguing when suddenly a bunch of legendadies were running on the ground zooming past them.
Dark Musharna cheekily smirks.
"Shut up." Psyduck looked annoyed.
"What do we do?" Seismitoad asked.
"Just like distract the other group? I don't fucking know..." Flareon shoo'ed them away.
"Hehe let's go sabotage the others!" Joltik smirks.
"Fine." Makuhita began walking with Seismitoad who was laughing like a dumbass.
(The other group ig)
Foe was smoking weed.
"Ugh come on mate, you said you'd dropped that!" Lucario looked disappointed.
"Sorry man.. pumpkindude gave me a pack, told me I could smoke a quick one..." Foe frowned but he looked blazed af.
"Ugh I'll have a word with that flee filled dingo!" Lucario looked angry.
"No time to waste! We need to figure out a plan for capturing the legendaries." Magby began saying.
"Eh I'm kinda sleepy right now..." Munchlax looked tired.
"I say we shoot them with swords!" Togepi smiles.
Handy was shaking in fear.
"Guaguaguaguaguaguaguaguaguaguaguaguaguaguaguagua!" Totodile suggested.
"Ugh Arceus damn it Totodile, nobody understands what you're saying!" Magby looks angry.
Totodile looked angry and flipped him off.
"She suggested we split into groups to cover more ground!" Togepi was rolling on the floor.
"Huh you know what hat sheila is saying?" Lucario looked surprised.
"I was just saying a quote from my favorite movie, Shrek 6." Togepi smiles.
"Oooo I see a beautiful looking legendary up in the sky!" Vespiqueen looked happy.
"Go after it, and take the weird gray hand thing with you..." Magby told her.
Handy jumped onto Vespiqueen.
"Follow me hand partner, we shall catch these legendaries." Vespiqueen flew up
"Okay we need to cover ground so I'll go with Lucah and Togepi.. while Totodile, Foe and Munchlax can go together." Magby told everyone
"Why do I have to leave my bear buddy behind, we are would be BBB!" Togepi frowns
"bear buddy behind?" Magby asked
"No, Based Bagel Brothers." Togepi replied
"You know what... I don't have time to handle your idiocity, just go with Munchlax and I'll take Totodile despite her being massively annoying..." Magby grumbled
Totodile looked angry but just stayed silent and rolled her eyes
Lucario (Team Z): "Was I sad I couldn't go with Foe, well yeah he's been my best friend on this season... despite his quirks he's quite nice... however I wasn't gonna contradict what Magby was trying to lead with, little Joey looked like he was ready about to explode in angeh..." Lucario leaned on the confessional
"There is no exit." Thundurus yells
"Yeah no shit mustache menace, we can see that!" Tornadus screams
"Quiet the fuck up! There is a barrier of field forces that is... blocked us!" Landorus yells.
"Oh my Rayquaza, why are my brothers such numbskulls..." Enamorus frowns.
Vespiqueen flew up.
"Greetings beautiful pink genie!" Vespiqueen waved
"Ew! A bug!" Enamourus looked disgusted.
"(Scoff) how uncouth! I'm mearly trying to warn you about an incoming danger but since you're being so rude!" Vespiqueen threw the ball at her and she was caught.
"Let's see if we can help you get immunity little hand creature." Vespiqueen smiles at it
Suddenly Dusclops Ice Punches causing Vespiqueen to turn into a block of ice which falls down and cracks on the floor revealing a fainted Vespiqueen and Handy.
"Bitch." Dusclops glared.
"Alright pick your genie Dusclops." Dark Musharna told him.
"Stop yelling at me!" Thundurus yells.
"Well stop yelling at ME!" Tornadus screams.
"I want to scream too!" Landorus looks angry.
Dusclops and Dark Musharna threw their master balls and caught Landorus and Tornados.
"B-brothers?! Haha you were caught! Idiots!" Thundurus laughs and dipped.
"Wow that was easy." Dark Musharna smiles.
"..yeah.." Dusclops.
"Oh um by the way immune pokemon will be teleported to the plane, so yeah." Mew used magic to teleport them away.
Munchlax was asleep and snoring but Foe carried him.
"And then she said, uh gurl if you're gonna work here, at least Evolve... like bitch what do you think I been wanting to do for thr past 3 years!" Togepi vents.
"Harsh..." Foe frowns smoking.
"Yeah and..." Togepi begins saying when then we see Thundurus shooting thunder at buildings.
"Woah a flying blue man..." Foe looks amazed.
"Oh, uh let me get that real quick." Togepi told her friends.
Togepi began spinning rapidly until she became a blur and began flying up, she was chasing Thundurus and threw a master ball at him, catching it.
"There... so anyways, she pulled a gun out of her purse, so I punched her in the tits." Togepi finished her story.
"Ouch." Foe frowned smoking.
"Ouch indeed my blazed buddy." Togepi nods frowning.
(Team Mad Gussie)
"Never do a pun like that again." Lucario looked offended looking at the top.
Anywho...
The three were still walking around.
"I'm so bored, these legendaries could be anywhere..." Magby frowned.
"Yea we need to stay alert cuz.." Lucario began saying.
"Crack-A-Chu, Psyduck and Flareon caught Cobalion, Terrakion and Virizion! Only one spot for immunity left!" Pumpkingking announced in a loud speaker
"You got to be kidding me!" Magby growled in anger
"Did you edit the video of them epicly fighting the legendary into the episode?" Mew asked
"It's 3am for Liz, you think she wants to write more?" Pumpkingking looked annoyed.
"What are you saying?!" Mew looks confused.
Mew (Host): "Okay I'll be honest, I started dating PumpKingKing cause he was funny and mysterious at first, but lately he's just always mysterious... I wish he kept me in the loop..." She looked sad.
(Team Dominator Infinity)
"So which legendaries are we missing?" Asked Sylveon.
"I think Keldeo eh!" Joltik smiles.
"Thanks! I'll try to see if I can find one nearby!" Sylveon smiles.
"Speak of the devil." Makuhita frowns.
"Ugh I can't run anymore... why do I feel so heavy..." Keldeo frowns.
"Back of the my little pony rip off!" Magby yells off screen, the shocked Dominator then see the trio of unlikely allies next to eachother.
"That legendary is our ey!" Lucario grins.
"Boys could you two please take care of them while I get myself immunity?" Sylveon asked winking at them.
"Awoooga!" Seismitoad nods rapidly.
"Sure thing hot lady!" Makuhita salutes.
"I just shit." Joltik indeed, do that.
"You two fight then while I get the legendary!" Magby began running towards Keldeo.
"Alright sheila, looks like it's just you and me agains-" Lucario began saying but Totodile was gone, she was running after Keldeo..
"Awe crud..." Lucario looked annoyed as Seismitoad used Earthquake and Joltik electro web.
"Back off the Keldeo, I need it." Magby glares.
"...oh ok, you take it." Sylveon smiles.
"Wait for real?" Magby asked.
"Eh I know I don't need immunity, I'm too hot, everyone wants to keep me around." Sylveon shrugs.
"Fair, well I guess I'll claim my immunity." Magby began taking his master ball out when suddenly he was it by a Hydro Pump.
Only thing he saw before losing consciousness was Totodile laughing in Guas as she threw her master ball at Keldeo.
"Dusclops, Dark Musharna, Vespiqueen, Togepi, Psyduck, Crack-A-Chu and Flareon all have immunity everyone else is in serous danger!" Pumpkingking smirks.
"What?! Challenge is ovah!? Ugh darn it!" Wigglytuff cursed, she was slow at running.
Lucario was also fainted on the floor.
Foe frowned seeing her.
"LOL, reminds me of ma college years." Togepi smiles seeing her; the scene then turned off/turned black.
The plane is seen flying in the night sky, as a new elimination music began playing.
(Elimination Zone)
"Did you make new music?" Asked Vespiqueen.
"I stole it." Pumpkingking said.
"That's more accurate..." Dusclops looks away.
"Anywho, you all remember eliminations 1 vote each, if you safe you get Golden Berries if not, you're thrown out of this plane without a parachute." Pumpkingking grins.
The contestants sitting in the metal bleachers looked either bored, worried or happy.
"Go begin voting on the confessional porta potty." Mew pointed at it, the elimination music kept playing.
static*
Crack-A-Chu (The Cheating Rat): "I am not gonna get eliminated again! Goodbye!" He stamps the passport of a smiling Lucario.
static*
Lucario (The Aussie): "She's the only threatening villain without immunity, so I gotta's vote her.." She frowned stamping the passport of a smirking Wigglytuff.
static*
Foe (The Radical Stoner): He looks high as fuck as he was smoking inside the confessional.
static*
Togepi (The Eggstrovert): "This place smells like my high school bathrooms." She smiles.
static*
"Everyone who has immunity is safe!" Mew gave them all Golden Berries.
"Also safe is..." Mew paused a for for dramatic tension.
Many contestants were frowning.
"Makuhita, Magby, Joltik, Handy, Seismitoad, Munchlax and Togepi!" Mew threw Gold Berries at all of them.
(Bottom 3)
Wigglytuff looked angry she was in the bottom, Lucario looked worried she got so many votes and Foe was frowning looking a bit stressed so he smoked more to calm his nerves.
"It's pretty close but Wigglytuff survives!" Pumpkingking threw her a gold berry.
"FUCK YEAH! HAHA! IN YOUR FACE!" Wigglytuff taunted Lucario who frowned.
"Lucahjin Irwin and Tresiste Fortweni you are the bottom two getting the most votes." Pumpkingking looked like he was enjoying this.
"Pleae don't call me that bro..." Foe frowned smoking.
"If anyone wants to use their idols, it must be used before the final vote is read or else it won't count anymore." Pumpkingking warned.
Lucario looked undecisive now.
"The final player safe is..." Mew pauses.
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"WAIT! I uh.. I use my damn common candy idol..." Lucario looked defeated.
Gasps*
"Sure thing, this means Lucario is immune and Foe, you're done." Pumpkingking grins.
"Bruh." Foe frowns.
"I'm so sorry Foe... I uh.. I just didn't wanna get eliminated yet again..." Lucario looked guilty.
"Ehh psh no worries bro, I get it... take care everyone, I'm dipping.." Foe began walking towards the edge of the door sluggishly.
He stopped staring at the night sky abyss he needed to jump to.
He threw his pack of cigarettes that were gifted by the Pumpkingking.
"Thanks for trying to help me change Lucah, it's never too late to come clean everyone..." Foe talked looking at all the remaining players who just stared at him.
Flareon looked a bit awkward.
Foe then just jumped off without really screaming, he was probably too high to realize what he actually did.
"Alright that concluded the ceremony, tomorrow we will land on a the next region to do a new challenge." Mew smiles as she and Pumpkingking teleport away.
The contestants scatter with the immune ones going to fancy first class will the other losers were stuck in cargo bay or economy class.
Psyduck (The Brains): "This is perfect, we agreed to vote for Lucario and Foe since they're both the strongest of the goody two shoes alliance, we didn't expect Lucario to waste her common candy idol as well, what a fortuitous turn of events!" She laughed quacking.
Lucario (The aussie): "Do I regret eliminating my best mate by playing my idol, not at all... it was either be or me and well I just had to do what was needed at the time..." She looks sad.
Munchlax (The Sleeping Dummy): He was sleeping on the confessional, Togepi found him and pulled him out of there.
(Cockpit)
We see Mew and Pumpkingking sitting in the captain control room, PKK was driving the plane.
"Well that was an episode indeed." Mew spoke.
"The most episode of all time." Pumpkingking nods.
"With now only 17 players left, find out which ones will leave next on... Mew's.. Newest.. All-Stars! Legendary! WORLD TOUR!" Mew announces.
"AU! Hehe we're back at this again." Pumpkingking grins as he kept driving the plane, which flew away.
Votes:
Makuhita: Lucario
Psyduck: Lucario
Joltik: Lucario
Crack-A-Chu: Lucario
Dusclops: Lucario
Dark Musharna: Lucario
Wigglytuff: Lucario
Flareon: Foe
Sylveon: Foe
Seismitoad: Foe
Foe: (Self Vote)
Togepi: Wigglytuff
Munchlax: (Self Vote)
Handy: Wigglytuff
Lucario: Wigglytuff
Magby: Wigglytuff
Vespiqueen: Wigglytuff
Totodile: Wigglytuff
Lucario: 7 (Idol)
Wigglytuff: 6
Foe: 4
Munchlax: 1