Yuri tapped on his steering wheel, humming along to the classical music playing on his radio as he waited for the traffic light to change. A box of freshly baked donuts was sitting on the passenger seat next to him. There were enough donuts for everyone in the office to have one. He and his boyfriends all took turns bringing donuts in on Mondays, and today was his turn.
The roar of an engine could be heard getting louder and louder. Just as the traffic light changed, two motorcycles zipped past Yuri's car. The cabbage recognized them as Yugo and Yuya's motorcycles. The two of them appeared to be having a race. Actually, they probably were. The two of them did enjoy racing to work whenever Yuya rode his motorcycle. Yugo rode his to work pretty much every day, but Yuya sometimes got a ride in Yuto, Yuri, or Zarc's car. Normally he got a ride with Yuri on Mondays, but today Yuri had donuts on the passenger seat, and his smart car only had two seats. So Yuya had opted to ride his motorcycle to work today.
Yuri smiled serenely as he watched Yugo and Yuya zoom around a corner. Their enthusiasm was so cute! The cabbage-head had to force himself to think of the interviews he was going to be performing today in order to prevent himself from thinking of some very not-safe-for-work thoughts of his precious boyfriends. It would not do for him to arrive at work with a problem.
As he pulled into the parking lot of Dragon Inc. he noticed several things at once. First, Yuya and Yugo's motorcycles were both parked in Yugo's designated parking spot. That was normal, the two of them usually parked their bikes in the same spot since they were so much smaller than cars and didn't really need two separate spots. Second, and more importantly, there was a pickup truck parked in Yuri's designated parking spot. Yuya and Yugo were standing near the driver's door, talking to the driver. Yugo appeared to be getting frustrated.
Yuya noticed Yuri, and pointed at his car, seemingly telling the driver of the pickup truck that the parking spot was Yuri's. Whatever the driver's response was, it seemed to shock Yuya and Yugo. The looks of disbelief on their faces were identical. After a moment, the two of them shook their heads and went over to Yuri's car.
Yuri rolled down his window, "Let me guess, he's refusing to move?" Yuya nodded, and Yugo blew up. "He's so rude! He said he was there first and called you and us a lot of horrible things, things that we all agreed should never be said in front of Yuya. And then he said that he has an interview at Dragon Inc. in half an hour, and that if we touch his truck he'll complain to the hiring manager and have us all fired."
"Well, it's a good thing I'm the one doing the interviews today!" Yuri said. He got out of his car and walked over to the truck. "Hey! You in there! Move your truck! This is my designated parking spot!"
What came next was a barrage of insults, obscene swears, and threats from the driver. Yuri listened with an unamused look on his face. Eventually the driver seemed to tire himself out and got out of his truck, locking the door in the most obvious way possible. "You touch my truck and I'll get the Hiring Manager to fire you!" he snarled, before walking towards the Dragon Inc. building.
Yuri waited until the driver was inside the building, before pulling out his phone. He dialed Synchro Towing, the company that Dragon Inc. usually used to tow trespassing cars. This would teach that jerk a lesson. Then, he turned to Yuya and Yugo. "Mind letting Zarc know I'll be a bit late? I'm gonna have that guy's truck towed so I can park in my designated parking space."
"Of course!" Yuya said. He and Yugo went inside the building, and Yuri waited outside for the tow truck.
Yuri sat in his office half an hour later, getting ready for the day's interviews. Dragon Inc. was a very large and fast-growing company, and often had new positions open up. New positions such as the opening in Sales that had until recently been filled by the thief that stole Yuya's lunch.
Today there were three interviews for the Sales position. Yuri adjusted the nameplate on his desk, then pulled out the file for the first interview. It contained a job application, a cover letter, and a somewhat mediocre resume. Unfortunately the applicant just so happened to be the man that had parked in Yuri's parking space and been so disrespectful to him and Yuya and Yugo. Yuri had absolutely no intention of giving that man a job, but he was a bit of a sadist and had every intention of making the man regret his behavior.
Yuri looked up at the camera on the wall to the left of his desk and smiled. Zarc always had job interviews recorded to review just in case it was discovered that a new hire had lied during their interview. The cameras were connected to the computer in his office, and could be viewed live. At that very moment Zarc was watching through the camera along with Yuya, Yugo, and Yuto (who had also been informed of what had transpired in the parking lot). Yuya had a big bag of popcorn and a bottle of strawberry Ramune, ready to watch Yuri dish out some justice.
Yuri pressed a button on his desk phone to talk to the receptionist. "Serena, send in the 9:15 interviewee." A few moments later his office door opened, and the man from the parking lot walked in. As soon as he saw Yuri, he froze in horror. "U-uh-ah-uh…!"
Yuri gave a sinister grin. "Hello again! I'm the Hiring Manager!"
"U-uh, h-hi…" the man stammered.
"Sit down," Yuri said, gesturing toward a chair. The man sat down nervously and tugged on his collar. He was already sweating, knowing full well that he had made a huge mistake.
Yuri began the interview somewhat normally, asking the usual questions like "Have you ever been fired?" and "Tell me about a time when you went above and beyond for your job." The normal questions seemed to slowly relax the man a bit. Then, when it seemed like the man had calmed down, Yuri struck him with a different question, "Do you respond well to written and verbal instruction?"
"Yes," the man said, without really thinking. Then Yuri grinned, "So for example, if there's a sign in front of a parking space saying that it's someone's designated parking space, you wouldn't park there, right?"
"I—" The man's eyes widened and he gulped audibly. Yuri continued, "And if, say, you didn't notice the sign, and three people informed you that the parking space belonged to someone and asked you to move your truck, you'd listen, right? You wouldn't threaten them with violence or threaten to have them fired, or insult them and use foul and unprofessional language, right?"
The man went pale, stammering unintelligibly. Yuri waited patiently for an answer, but the man couldn't think of a suitable response. After a few moments of silence, Yuri spoke again. "I'm afraid you don't meet the expectations and qualifications to work at Dragon Inc. I wish you luck in your job search. Have a nice day! Good-bye!"
"W-wait! Please! I need this job!" the man pleaded. "My dad said he'll cut me off if I don't get a job, and none of the other companies I applied to called me back! Please, I'm begging you!"
"Well, it's no wonder nobody calls you back," Yuri said dismissively. "You park in places you're not supposed to, and you're disrespectful!"
"I-I'm sorry! I'm sorry I parked in your spot and was mean to you! I didn't know you would be interviewing me!" the man cried.
"It doesn't matter," Yuri said, leaning back in his seat. "Besides, even if I did give you a chance, I doubt Yugo would be happy about it. He'd be your boss, and he was one of the people that was asking you to move your truck. Not to mention you used obscene language in front of Yuya, who we all agreed should never hear that kind of talk!"
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" the man wailed. Yuri just waved his hand at him shooingly. He pressed the button on his desk phone again. "Serena, he's coming out now. Give him the number to contact Synchro Towing. He'll need to call them to get his truck back from them."
"Y-you had my truck towed?!" the man cried in disbelief. Yuri rolled his eyes. "Of course I did. You were illegally parked in my parking space."
The man wailed in despair. Yuri was very unimpressed. "Now, now! You're way too old to be throwing a temper tantrum, aren't you? Please leave the premises, or I will have security escort you out."
The man continued to beg for a job, going so far as to get on his knees and beg. Yuri rolled his eyes and pressed a button under his desk to call security. Thirty seconds later, the man was being dragged kicking and screaming out of the building.
"Well," Yuto said, shaking his head as he watched the scene on Zarc's computer, "that happened!"
"What is wrong with people these days?" Zarc muttered. "Have they no shame?"
"Well, at least we won't have to deal with him anymore," Yugo said. Yuya nodded in agreement, finishing off the last of his popcorn and Ramune. "Hopefully the next applicant isn't so… crazy."