Disclaimer: The following chapter is not entirely based on the authors views but on the views of the characters featured here so if anyone feels insulted, differently or some unnecessary bashing to both real life figures and fictional characters then I apologize, another apology will be the amount of profanity and comments about certain stuff in this podcast since it's a Jim Cornette podcast. With that out of the way let's start with our first Podcast episode chapter.
Jim Cornette-*Coughs* Alright today's episode of the Jim Cornette experience is a special long length interview with one of the best female Wrestlers I ever knew and one of the best backstage office people I worked with, isn't that right Brian Last?
Brian Last-Yeah Jim today's episode of the experience will feature a woman who had currently found herself in some of the spot lights of the Wrestling world cult of Cornette please welcome Tasmania Gabriella.
*The duo play a track of cheers*
Tasmania Gabriella-Thank you, thank you for having me here guys. Jim, Brain it's great to see you guys after you two split from ROH and are doing well doing the experience and the Drive thru.
Jim C.-It's mostly me doing the talking and Brain is here to give some of his opinions when he was supposed to be my psychiatrist but ended up causing more pain.
Brian L.-*Laughter* c'mon the cult love me better than your previous host.
Jim C.-Yeah fine but you're getting us off topic.
Brian L.-You're the one getting us off topic.
Tasmania G.-Alright guys break it up *chuckling*.
Jim C.-Okay, okay let's start Gabriella you decided to accept our invitation to this episode of the experience instead of any major news network because we knew each other's since working in Ring of honour and because we speak our minds here and not twist anything in favour of views.
Tasmania G.-Yeah and you guys actually built the cult of Cornette based on this idea of speaking out our minds without twisting any truth, now as many know I finally split with Ring of honour after the aftermath of the All in PPV from losing all of our top talent to promoting a federation that stole our core audience. It's not just me but most of the female roster that see me as who am I joined me in this exodus and now we're on the quest of finding a new home but not before taking back my belts from ROH.
Jim C.-Wait the lawsuit is still going? I thought you already took back the belts since you made them.
Brian L.-Actually the attorney in ROH defence is claiming that Gabriella sold the belts to ROH.
Tasmania G.-Yeah it's bullshit I offered them to buy the rights to the belts from me but they never went through with the sale which my attorney showed, they kept going about begging me to stay but I had it I did everything in my being to get the promotion this big and try to cover as much faults as possible but that's me overestimating my capabilities.
Jim C.-Alright sorry to interrupt Gabriella but could you please go back way back in time for many of our new listeners so they know your story with the promotion.
Tasmania G.-Alright I understand after all I want everyone to know the truth rather than just jumping to my aid for little reasons like my belts. Okay as everyone knows my Wrestling career story I started from my dad's Bell bay's promotion we weren't big but we catered for our audience and provided seasoning for people from the UK, Canada and United states of course I didn't Wrestle immediately I worked as the photographer and then I became a ring crew member, a towel girl, a corner girl ,a rookie Wrestler and finally a kickass Wrestler that got the attention of Shangri-La I went there kicked some more ass until I won the world title but was forced to vacate it after an injury I got from an altercation I had some time during my reign, during my recovery I travelled to Baltimore Ring of honour's headquarters where I decided to attend the show out of sheer curiosity as never in my life have I ever heard about this promotion so I came in and I saw the show I liked it and I was feeling down since barely anyone outside the mainstream Wrestling knows about it so I applied for a job in it as the female general manager after the previous one was fired.
Jim C.-Yeah poor Kim she was a good woman but she split from the company, let me correct you there she wasn't fired she quitted because she had enough with the internal war between the Wrestling and office sides and she sent an email to the Sinclair broadcasting people basically starting with 'Fuck Sid and Ross'.
Both Gabriella and Brian- *Laughter* .
Jim C.-No surprise there at all during my time there every Wrestler and office person that quitted their resigning letters almost all of them might I add started with that sentence. For those listening for the first time Ross is Ross Abrams the merchandise Weasel and Sid is the general manager of the entire company as well as the financial supervisor who happens to be a dick.
Brian L.- The Dick Chaney of Ring of honour.
Tasmania G.-Emphasis on the Dick part he's the worst person I ever worked with looking back I'm surprised I didn't murder him along with Ross.
Jim C.- I know I would have done it if I stayed there longer I already talked about the reasons I left and told the story of the straw that broke the Camel's back me telling Stacy if I stay with these people any longer one of us will die.
Brian L.-The one with the ambulance being late and Ross not doing anything and Greg making excuses?
Jim C.-I'm not going to retell it you can find it on YouTube *sighs* just remembering it is causing my blood to boil.
Brian L.-*Laughter*.
Tasmania G.-Yeah I was really torn when I heard about and I wasn't there but I still would have did the same, I remember when you called me saying that your done and I have to rely on myself and Delirious/Hunter Johnson in the continuing battle against the problems of Ring of honour with Sid and Ross being on top of the list. ROH had a lot of talent we made an entire new division known as the Pure division, we revived the Six people tag matches with their titles and I personally revived the old world and new world styles divisions along with adding/inventing the dancer division, but the problem was we never tried to keep that talent as those we kept ended up being are top draws my girls especially we were over reliant on other federations like New Japan, Lucha Underground and All Japan along with gyms like Berserk, Miyabi and Heat *Sigh* that was as big of a problem as the office side of people as soon as I joined the first I did is to keep as much talent as I can I gave them contracts they can't refuse the allure of and went as far as making three new titles from my own pockets for them which I'm currently trying to win back my assistant Charlotte also did the same making three titles from her own pockets for our girls which the promotion actually bought the rights of being the main gold, tag team titles and six women titles.
Jim C.-Yeah I remember it was like an early birthday party for me and Delirious when the new Wrestling side employee was as sensible as the two of us, you made the Women of honour the highest viewed part of the program from building tag teams like the Cirrus sisters and Sniper sisters to main eventers such as Artemis Creed and Louise Garten the latter of which still remains my absolute favourite female Wrestler.
Brian L.-Mine as well she lives and breathes of the golden age of the sport not the 80's stuff of the WWF mind you.
Tasmania G.-Yeah that's why I gave her a hand when no one else would, I managed to get many other girls to stay in ROH like Kasumi Todoh, Yuri Sakazaki, Asuka Kazama, Hitomi the Wanna-Be's and many others I was so good the Sinclair people asked me to take a more active role along with you Jim and Delirious. The three of us tried to help ROH as much as we can getting it a proper exposure to attract more people, keep our talent, become less reliable on other places for Wrestlers and running things smoothly to make sure they don't fall apart but we faced the main issue of Sid, Ross and the curveball known as Greg the office boy. Sid like Jim said was the financial supervisor but he was in charge of building rentals and these kind of stuff he had no saying in the Wrestling side at first before Luigi Horace came into the picture but he kept telling us to stop keeping people in order to save some money I told Sid you do know that by keeping them it actually gets us more money in the long run by drawing to our product and he kept going against me like an idiot.
Jim C.-Well Sid was more of a dick than an idiot he acted like an idiot when it suited him such in this case your presenting as he didn't want us to keep Wrestlers with guaranteed contracts and opted more to relay on outside sources since the federations and gyms would handle the costs of their Wrestlers from travelling to hotel rooms. Hell I still remember when he was first brought in by Cary Silkin when he was running the company the boys all had instant dislike of him when he forced 3 or 5 of them to share one cheap ass hotel room in an airport.
Tasmania G.-Yeah I remember that story he and Ross had instant go away heat with anyone taking part of the Wrestling side of the operation from formatters, managers and the talent themselves as well as new business partners who some of which might I add weren't Wrestling people, this got way too ridiculous to the point I though how the fuck are these guys still in?
Jim C.-Well to answer that question it was in the early days of Ring of honour before the Sinclair era started and way before the Horace era, Cary Silkin my good friend was losing a lot of money he believed in the project, I believed in it and Delirious believed in it but the problem is believing in something doesn't give you money to run it so we needed new hands on deck not just someone to save money but was good at it and thus enter Sid we were suggested to hire him by some guy we had with us in the office that knew him so we looked into him and he was assigned by Cary as the new general manager of the company that answers to him along with being a financial supervisor he did his job well saving Cary a lot of money from the business side but not the Wrestling side which had Gabe in it before he left. This left me and Delirious to pick up where he left off and I told that story before when we had to boot that tiny Turnip eating cocksucker Austin Aries out of the company for his cancerous behaviour in the locker room and cheating Cary out of money for being the highest paid guy there at the time when he wasn't even fucking Wrestling.
Brain L.-Yeah that's one of the most watched clips of the podcast in You tube.
Tasmania G.-Was it that story where he said he couldn't get hard because of a pump?
Brian L.-*Laughter* yeah that story and we still don't know what pump it was.
Jim C.-Well nobody gives a shit.
Tasmania G.-And Ross?
Jim C.-Same thing we needed someone to manage our merchandise and someone brought that Weasel on board and since then he has held his position along with Sid to this day as a big office person and a major pain in the ass.
Tasmania G.-I believe that's why they get along so well but unlike Sid who I hated since day 1 Ross on the other hand had heat with me when he brought that garbage Wrestler Jackie Cayman to fill in for Melina Cirrus. As everyone knows when we established a Women tag team division with belts from Charlotte's pockets we at first focused on the Cirrus sisters and the Sniper sisters as they were the top tag teams we had during the time they were supposed to clash for the belts in the Pay-Per view to crown the first holders of the belt but Melina bailed out I didn't know what to say I called her and I tried to convince her to at least do this last match and against my beliefs in fair competition we'll make it worked to put the belts on the Sniper sisters if she really doesn't want to Wrestle anymore but her answer was a firm no we couldn't call the match off and cheat the fans out of their money then suddenly Ross calls me and said he found us a Wrestler that will fill in and the rest is known Jackie like I described is a garbage Wrestler from that promotion what it's called? Gorilla right?
Brian L.-Yes, Pro-Wrestling Gorilla.
Tasmania G.- Where was I? Yes a garbage Wrestler from a garbage promotion consisting of jack off's who don't want to learn proper Wrestling from the pros who proceeded them examples such as the guy throwing invisible grenades, the guys that only know how to jump from the turnbuckle, that mark announcer in AEW who wears a mask thinking he's Mil Mascaras and people like Jackie who thinks every match up should be a hardcore match. You can visibly see poor Clementine, Lily and Cory frustrated with this curveball that was thrown at them by Ross from telling her which angle to face to telling her to throw her weapon away since this wasn't a hardcore match *sigh* we would have been better off to never had this match in the first place.
Jim C.-That was indeed one of the worst things I ever saw.
Brian L.-The fans were even chanting this match stunk with Lily yelling she knows.
Tasmania G.-Speaking of Wrestlers being a pain in the ass Carly X has been riding my ass on Twitter ever since I split with Ring of honour and I kept ignoring her because I have bigger Fish to fry than one grippy ass teenager, I didn't block her but I did hit her down like the fucking whack a mole she's being right now just once. Talking about Jackie and Aries reminded me of her.
Jim C.-Yeah I actually for a time believed she and Austin Aries are related from the way they both act like tiny little bitches. Like the tiny Turnip eating man Carly X was a major pain in the ass for poor Kim, for those keeping up Kim held the position that was held by Gabriella before she signed anyways Kim never liked Carly and vice-versa Carly was never grateful for Kim because of the way the company was running the Women of honour division and blamed her for things that were out of her reach. Kim was a nice lady and tried to explain things to that blondie and how she tries to help but Carly wasn't listening she never listens to anyone or anything that's not her and she never adhered any of Kim's warnings and outright admitted she doesn't want to Wrestle but wants to get her irresponsible mother to notice her so Kim kicked her out.
Tasmania G.-Yup I can attest to that when I took over after her I spoke to Kim about the Wrestlers she worked with those who are with company, guests from outside sources and those who split should they ever come back and she told me and I quote 'People will sooner find me in the last circle of hell than being caught dead working with that pain in the ass known as Carly X, I encountered those from so called self-trained and those who believed in their own hype but never someone who openly criticizes the sport'. Now for those who are hungry to know why Carly X was riding my ass on twitter and why Jim blocked her.
Jim C.-I'm going for the world record of blocking smartasses once someone shows me how many people I blocked. Sorry keep going.
Tasmania G.-Ever since I split with Ring of honour. Well now you'll know the story of how much a gripper whiny ass miserable teen she is, she's the daughter of Ms. X CEO of the Monopoly she actually put X in her name so she can be identified as her daughter she was a good Wrestler but an awful person to work with just like Aries she wanted the main event for herself, she always marked for herself, she never wanted to be one of the girls and always found something to gripe about no matter how small she was out of the company three times the first one she was fired by Kim, the second she split after backstabbing us and the last one I personally showed her the way out. The first time poor Kim was left to pick girls from anywhere she could including backyard Wrestling places where she found Carly, Carly actually had some training in Wrestling school and thus was one of the good female Wrestlers at the time but she was a pain in the ass Kim overlooked her behaviour because of the fans and Carly's legitimacy but when that blondie outright admitted she hates the sport Kim didn't really need to keep her since I would have done the same and banned her anyone applying to something they have no respect for should be banned anyways the second time which the first time for me Delirious brought back Carly he told me 'Carly didn't really mean it she was this and that' so I said alright if Carly apologizes to Kim then she can get back, Carly was back in under my authority and I told her that I'm not Kim and we should start fresh but if she fucks with me the way she fucked with Kim before me she's out.
Brian L.-Did she actually apologize to Kim?
Tasmania G.-Knowing her I don't think so, anyways this was about the time I started my plan of recruiting and keeping legit non-signed female talent I got the Cirrus sisters, the Sniper sisters, Hao Shuqing the fighting Shaolin monk who split with FMW after Hayato Furiniji was removed from power, her students Juliana Moraes, Sylvia Cirrus and Kimiko Itoh who challenged her at one time only to be defeated and ask her to teach them rather it's because of Sylvia I got in touch with Clementine, Melina, Lily and Cory, Asuka Kazama along with Lili the latter of which family went bankrupt because of the Mishima Zaibatsu both competitors in the fifth King of Iron fist tournament, The Wanna-Be's from El-Palacio after they plumbed to the ground and our roster only got bigger with time. As soon as I was putting the new and old Wrestlers in their supposed spots they could work at imagine who comes to my office complaining about her place? Carly X that's who she kept saying how I'm holding her back putting her in the mid-card for a title the Sinclair company conceived when I started these legit signings I took a deep breath and I began explaining to Carly that I'm now doing what you accused Kim of not being able to do which is expanding the company and try to get new people invested in our product and everyone including you need to play your part in the planned place and if you get over and improve you'll move up the spot like in American football teams.
Brian L.-Yeah I remember that quote Carly did tweet saying Gabriella doesn't know the difference between Football and Wrestling *laughter*.
Tasmania G.-Well she knows what I meant but she plays ignorant because things weren't going her way, my dad when he ran our place he ran it just like how American football teams are ran.
Jim C.-Just like Cowboy Bill Watts in Mid-south.
Tasmania G.- Yep just like Cowboy Bill Watts my dad did play American football before putting his sights on Wrestling and just like Bill he ran his Wrestling program like a Football team putting those who need seasoning in training grounds, those who are slow but have potential in their work in the low card and those who are good in the mid-card, those who are better in the main event. If someone catches up to their teammates they can move up their location from defence/ low card to attack/mid-card to special team/ main eventers anyways Carly didn't like her position because she thought she's better than those girls we're signing which she wasn't now I'm not saying she's a terrible Wrestler I'm saying she's a mark for herself, eventually she gripped and whined until I putted her in the main event for tag team matches to try and salvage the division after the Jackie thing happened her teammate was another pain in the ass Candy Cane they became the Punks.
Brian L.-Yeah people actually liked the punks.
Jim C.-Well of course because we still had our core audience that want shit like this and both Carly and Cane were pain in the asses for us because they made it clear they don't like Ring of honour and want some sweet WWE contracts they were a good attraction as a tag team but they never got into the title picture since we're still building good teams.
Tasmania G.-Well when we did give them a shot at the tag team gold we had our biggest problem.
Jim C.-Yeah *sigh* just remembering it causes the desire of strangling the life out of her.
Brian L.- I remember it was the biggest heel-turn to Ring of honour fans when Carly X left the promotion when she was one half of the tag team champions.
Tasmania G.-*Sigh* well it started when the fans were getting behind the Punks causing their improvement and like I told Carly if they do that they become main eventers and get title shots. So we decided the Punks should get the tag team gold or they are dead as an attraction at the time the best tag teams we had were the Sniper sisters, the Lovely angels, Asuka and Lili to some extent the classic teammates who hate one another, the Galaxy twins and the Wanna-Be's but we couldn't have them fight each other's all the time or things will get stale now Candy Cane wasn't a problem then, sure she was a gripper like Carly but her contract was good for both us and her. It was a classic two year Sinclair contract in the contract it was stated that Candy Cane is an ROH talent but she's still free to pursue major Wrestling opportunities should she accept them she must drop or forfeit an ROH title she's holding. Carly on the other hand refused the two year deal and wanted a one year deal it just happened the day of the PPV which they were going to face the Wanna-Be's for tag team gold was the day her contract expires so we sat down with Carly and we told her that you and Cane need to win the belts or your team are dead as an attraction but the problem is you and Cane are still pursuing big money deals so the finish has to be somewhat questionable for the Wanna-Be's to save face and you two can still win but free to leave Cane is safe but you on the other hand aren't so we'll need to make an extension for your contract.
Jim C.-I still remember what she said like 'Um I talked with some people and they believe I might get the developmental deal with WWE so I don't think I want the extension' *Coughs* so me and Gabriella along with Hunter had a silent agreement as we all were one of talent back then and Carly wants the big deal so instead we told Carly we're going to give you the same deal we gave your partner and we all shook hands on that me and Hunter should have known better because of Kenny King who was a similar issue but we chose to or rather Hunter chose to believe Carly because unlike that motherfucker who works as a male stripper in Las Vegas Carly's reasoning was more personnel. Anyways come the day of the PPV Carly and Cane beat the Wanna-Be's and become tag team champions but like it always happens with PPV's a lot of work was going on and nobody talked with Carly or presented the new contract we made, it's after the event I remembered saying 'Shit Gabriella, Hunter did Carly sign her new deal?'
Tasmania G.-We both said no and the first thing we did in our next show where the Punks were going to cut a promo on their victory the first thing I did was inviting Carly to my office presenting the contract to her and I urged her, I begged her 'Carly you're a free agent now and one of our belts is on your shoulders you need to sign this contract now!' her replay was 'Um I think I finally am getting that WWE deal and I talked with some people they think I have a shot at it and signing this contract with you guys is not a good idea' then she left the office after the show I talked with Hunter 'That bitch better not double cross us or anything you remember all these times free agents held corporations up for money hell we had the same problem with Kenny King when he left she better not do this with us' Hunter to his credit never saw the bad sides of things while it is admirable as he began rebuilding ROH after the Elite left it was also his biggest weakness giving second chances to double crossers such as Kenny King and Carly X.
Jim C.-Yeah that's really the only problem I ever had with Hunter Johnson him giving too many second chances to people that shouldn't be given second chances like Carly X because guess who won a Pony? Carly and Cane were put in a title defence against the Wanna-Be's who want their belts back the entire night went on from start to finish and Carly wasn't anywhere the match was coming and we dialled up Carly and emailed her and it's only when Candy Cane was standing in their corner by herself did Carly finally pick up on me I said 'Where the fuck are you? Your tag team partner is now in the ring by herself against the challengers' and that bitch's replay from her measly little lips said 'I got my WWE deal and now I'm in their training program'. You see this face Brian?
Brian L.-Yeah *chuckling*.
Jim C.-This was my face when she said that I asked her when did she get the deal? And her replay was 'When we were discussing the tag match against the Wanna-Be's' so as you can see Brain this girl had struck the deal she wanted that long ago and didn't bother to say anything because she wanted to mark for herself to win the belt without commitment to what it means, so I went out there seeing Candy Cane waiting endlessly for her partner that turned her back on her and the Wanna-Be's who looked bored as heck I ordered them to go back they did question what's going on? But I said you'll find out soon I took the mike and I announced that Carly X isn't available and I said the reason in one minute the entire crowd booed the hell out of her.
Tasmania G.-It's not just the crowd both Candy Cane and the Wanna-Be's were taken back rather the entire girl's locker room were after her blood should she ever comeback. I felt like strangling Carly X she lied to us, she backstabbed us on a deal we shook our hands on like grown adults and screwed everyone that was involved: the fans of the Punks for getting them over, me Jim and Delirious for giving her that shot, the Wanna-Be's for putting on that match with her and most importantly her own partner Candy Cane. Out of them all Candy was the one struck the worst both her and Carly were after the big money contracts and both had heat with the other girls, so they were friends or at least that's what Candy thought when she first arrived she wasn't there to make friends and so was Carly for that I believe the two clicked off and became tag team partners Cane outright told me in tears -might I add?- after Jim revealed the truth behind that backstabber that 'How could she do this to me? She contacted the WWE and got a deal with them without telling me? Now Gabriella' she never referred to me as Boss or Miss because she's rude 'I know I said I'm not here to make friends when we first talked when I got heat with the other girls and I told you I'm not here to make friends but I thought me and Carly were friends we even exchanged phone numbers and this and that'.
Jim C.- Then tell me how the fuck did she get back the third time?
Brian L.-You weren't there?
Jim C.-Hell no I left that place since then I wasn't there during the mid to late Horace era.
Tasmania G.-Yeah only me and Delirious were there Jim was only there at the start of the Horace era which peaked Carly at us again. As everyone knows the Horace era started because of 'Hotrina' she was the spoiled girl of her rich daddy that got what she wanted when she wanted, she wanted to be a Wrestler and her daddy tried to get her to big times like WWE and Shangri-La but they said no dice so her dad turned to me and I said no I don't hire airheaded models that don't take the sport seriously no matter how much they pay me, so he bought our parent company Sinclair broadcasting instead, my brain was ready to explode from rage I knew we were screwed since billionaire's and combat sports Wrestling in particular don't go hand in hand.
Jim C.-You couldn't be more correct back then and now as someone that worked in these kind of places first in the early days of WCW when we got that motherfucker Jim Herd as the head of the company and pissed off everyone from me and the Midnight express, Mick Foley, Stan Hansen to the World champion Ric Flair causing him to jump ship to the rival federation whilst still carrying the World title. Then they gave the position to that idiot that knows jack-shit about Wrestling Eric Bischoff who only made the company successful by copying something that happened in Japan before they brought Vince Russo/Shitstain who closed down the thing with his dumb ideas. Then in TNA when the original investors got into a problem an Angel as an old friend of mine would say saved the company by buying shares in it being the lying douche bag Dixie Carter who was easily fooled by Shitstain into believing he knows what the fuck he's doing and talked her into getting rid of all the people that made that company worth any dime from Dutch Mantel who was the creative mind behind their most souled out Pay-Per view in the fight between Samoa Joe and Kurt Angle and the Knockouts which sparked interests in SERIOUS female Wrestling in the country, Savio Vega who was responsible for our home grown talent AJ Styles and Samoan Joe on top of the list, Road Dogg who was a fantastic agent and finally me the one who was able to explain and make sense of the stuff Shitstain wanted to happen on tv because he won't direct the action he wanted to fucking happen. And so as you can see I said fuck when Luigi Horace bought Sinclair broadcasting that he'll destroy the company which I, Delirious, Gabriella, Cary Silkin and many other's put the effort into making a proper promotion in the United states.
Brian L.-Only it turned out differently.
Tasmania G.-Yeah I was ready to hear anything stupid like bringing in celebrities, giving Shitstain a job or just about anything that would destroy all of our efforts we put in from all of these years but instead he said to do the things we did and the only favour he asks is for his daughter Hotrina to be featured as well as her boyfriend Kaito Marx.
Jim C.-I prefer to call them Fuckrina and Fuck bitch job guy, Fuckrina despite all of her bitching and posting of how hot she is was a good Wrestler when I first saw her I thought we got another one of those lingerie models John Laurentius was jacking off to in catalogues to the point he sent them to OVW, I already told the story of the two that me and Danny Davis got after the first exercise of bounding off the ropes time and again one puked and the other fell unconscious.
Tasmania G.-*Laughs* Seriously?
Jim C.-Yeah I wasn't even surprised since they had very skinny bodies with no meat in it.
Brian L.-What about Kaito?
Jim C.-Fuck bitch job guy on the other hand was just the worst, he wasn't just a job guy he was a job guy for job guys.
Brian L.-*Laughs* What?
Tasmania G.-He's not kidding when we put him in his first match against one of the underneath guys he fell unconscious ending the match in a knock out. After that we talked to Kaito asking him what was that? His response was 'Sorry for that I promise to do better next time.'
Brian L.-Did he do better?
Jim C.-Hell no he did worst we went as far as putting him against other jobbers and they made him tab out Luigi Horace phoned us asking us 'Why is my daughter's boyfriend losing?' I told him it wasn't our fault this guy you brought and wanted to appear on tv isn't that good, I remember asking Delirious 'Do we really need to have that fucker on tv? He's a waste of time we could be using to get some of our underneath and mid-card guys over, the fans don't even like him'. Delirious then told me we have to or we'll turn our tyrannical billionaire owner against us so we sent him to our Wrestling school and he didn't improve! We got him personnel trainers and he didn't improve with them either!
Brian L.-*Laughter*.
Jim C.-I mean it's the fucking truth I told Delirious and Gabriella 'If that fucker keeps wasting the effort we put behind him I'll strangle him even if that means I get thrown in jail or getting screwed by Fuckrina's father'. Not even Sid and Ross wanted him there.
Brian L.-Wait what?
Tasmania G.-Yep I looked out the window that day to see of any Pigs learned to fly that me and Jim were in the same page as Sid and Ross, Sid hates anything that wastes money without giving it back and Ross didn't get to sell much merchandise as he used to because Horace made the most produced guys merch that of Kaito.
Jim C.-So you can see that jobber was so bad he actually united the two opposing sides in hatred of him it became our common goal to get rid of him without angering our billionaire tyrant owner, Sid tried to talk him into being a ring announcer and Ross tried to talk him to act exclusively as his bastard girlfriend manager who mostly is her fuck toy hoping merch of it would make up for the lost merch money he didn't get but the guy refused saying he wants to be a Wrestler. Then friends, students and admirers of his father either those from All Japan Pro-Wrestling or Pro-Wrestling Noah started coming like the Tiger den assassins that came after original Tiger Mask their goal was ensuring Kaito doesn't enter a Wrestling ring again where he shames his father, mother and Giant Baba any further than he did already thankfully after one of these matches Fuckrina broke it off with him being embarrassed of dating a jobber that loses to jobbers then we had no problems getting rid of him and two sides went back to hating one another.
Tasmania G.-Yeah that's a good look back on how the Horace era started but we're getting off topic which is Carly's third and last return.
Jim C.-You see Brain? You always get us off topic.
Brian L.-Oh c'mon this was a good look to the listeners of how the Horace era started.
Tasmania G.-Alright coming back after Luigi Horace bought us and made it clear he won't interfere in our business I immediately began reaching out to other talent that wasn't signed as I was getting them through emails guess who emailed me after all this time?
Brian L.-Carly X?
Tasmania G.-Of fucking course. She sent saying she wants to get back and I replied your in the WWE now why do you want to get back to us when you didn't like it at our place and we have nothing good to say to one another? She said things aren't going the way she planned she's in their school wanting her to adapt to their style of Wrestling which she doesn't like and still won't appear on their tv, so I ignored her and went back talking to legit people not some grippy ass teenager singing songs about my mommy left me when I was a baby at a night club. The next day rolled around and Greg the office boy called me to his office I sat down and asked Greg what does he want? I have a lot of work I want to be done and he told me he was contacted by Carly X wanting to get back and I rebuffed her, now for those who may not know him Greg the office boy was an office stooge who was employed by Sinclair broadcasting to 'monitor' the federation when Luigi Horace bought Sinclair Greg was his bitch he would kiss up to Horace in ways he wasn't kissed up before.
Jim C.-Yep I can see where this's going Greg was always a weight on business rather he was one of the reasons I split with the company for good, sorry just needed to get that out there so people know what kind of curveball Greg is.
Tasmania G.-Nope I was actually going to ask you to give your thoughts on him so the listeners can get an idea of him. Anyways because Greg was a good kiss up to our tyrannical billionaire owner I had no choice but to talk to Carly even though I really, really didn't want her back I asked her when does her deal expire? And she told me so I decided to give some pieces of key advice to negotiate a better deal when it's up 'Alright this's all I can tell you wait until your contract is up for renewal try to negotiate a better deal if it didn't work then contact me' these were my words loud and clear and the next time she contacts me telling me she handed her notice.
Brian L.-Seriously?
Tasmania G.-I wish I was making this up I asked her what part of 'wait until your contract is up for renewal try to negotiate a better deal if it didn't work then contact me' was hard to understand? She told me in her measly little lips she saw through my deception and she passed the test.
Brian L.-*Chuckling* what the fuck?
Tasmania G.-This was my reaction of course later we found out she didn't hand her notice she got on the wrong side of some of the producers and they fired her. Anyways I was trying to figure Carly back in somewhere since the Punks are dead and Candy Cane already moved on and made friends with the other girls and even started a new better tag team with her former teacher Ms. Spencer as I was figuring this out Greg calls me telling me Carly is being put in the main event picture for the Ring of honour main women's title, I said what the name of hell is Carly holding against you in blackmail Greg? He didn't respond and just told me Carly is a main eventer all of a sudden when she came back after splitting with us thinking she's Brock Lesner or Stone cold, Carly got into the main event picture against the then champion Petra Lagerkvist and her faction the Terror circle consisting of a tag team the nuns Clarice Lanza and Elsa Conti, a six women team the Horsewomen of the apocalypse, the Dragon Miseon Ma and they were managed by a retired Shangri-La veteran and my former main rival Cana Conquest.
Brian L.-The first victims of Carly's reign of terror in Ring of honour.
Jim C.-The first victims of Carly's reign of terror indeed.
Tasmania G.-Yep the reign of terror Carly was acting as if she was a badass anti-hero that came back after being injured even though most of the loyal fanbase booed the hell out of her in every building she was in, she was on her own in the fight against the Terror circle since none of the girls were going to team up with her especially those who knew her real colours. I expected the Terror circle will easily finish Carly off and we can start working on giving her some proper readjustments to the regime I'm trying to build but instead Carly blow through them as if she was Superwoman or Super Cena for some Wrestling fans and I knew something was Fishy I talked with Cana asking her why is her group pretending to be cannon fodder to Carly? Cana told me they were told to do this by Greg the office boy so the first thing I did is talk to Greg about this we're trying to attract people and we're not doing it right by copying what was already done and his replay was basically getting anything to get him away from the conversation. Carly easily with Greg wrapped around her pinkie buried the Terror circle and became the champion then she continued burying people her biggest victim was Dolphin Hayase who was a classic martial artist face Wrestler who had the fans behind her because of her family's real life struggle as a low class family, her second biggest victim was Clementine Cirrus who became a serious single competitor and was originally going against the circle before Carly shoved herself in and her third biggest victim was Park Seungah who was a runner up in Jeollanam-do regionals in South Korea!
Jim C.-Yeah I remember people tweeting that to me back then telling me about this issue one of many after I left the company, I knew you would never allow this and that blondie bitch has blackmailed somebody in high places to get this level of success.
Brian L.-She became even more hated as the fans chanted 'Drop the title' in every arena she was in.
Tasmania G.-And what do you know when everyone thought the reign ended she won the belt back soon after I'm telling you as someone that was in Shangri-La and was present in some of the biggest botches and cockblocking fans they never threw trash into the ring and threw curse words like hello at the champion. Thankfully after six reigns of terror and burying many stars and making them look bad Carly would receive her comeuppance from Louise Garten, after a long time I was contacted by my scouts that both Louise Garten an Olympic gold medallist in both Greco-Roman and Catch Wrestling as well as mastering the Canadian strong style from the Hart dungeon itself and Artemis Creed the undefeated Boxing champion that only lost once in a cross promotional fight against Jackal Tojo are interested in working for me and I immediately interviewed them and we took a practical test then signed the contracts they became the new faces of the women of honour division carrying the second tire belts being the Old world and New world championships until Louise beaten Artemis for her Old world title in the main event of our most sold out Pay-Per view yet.
Jim C.-Yep that was Dutch Mantel's build up for TNA's most sold out Pay-Per view yet.
Tasmania G.-Anyways Luigi Horace saw this and told me Louise should win the main women's title and I agreed so we started building up the match between her and Carly, this time Carly couldn't use Greg to kiss up to our tyrannical billionaire owner since he wants his investment in the federation to pick up after Carly and other people were running the asylum by being marks for themselves.
Brian L.-What was her reaction when she couldn't do that?
Tasmania G.-I was getting there she came to my office saying her spine is broken and she can't compete so she'll forfeit the belt I personally walked with Carly to check her condition only to discover she was lying, and she didn't stop there she kept trying to come with excuses as to never drop the title clean and just forfeit it but nothing was going past my bullshit detector, so the night of the match came Carly couldn't run away from the fight and all of the girls especially Candy Cane monitored her to ensure she won't injure herself on purpose or bail out she entered the ring and I was there giving colour commentary on behalf of the guy Ross the merch Weasel got fired and I saw first hand Carly attempting her sabotage tactics but Louise didn't take it as she threw Carly on her neck then gave it a good punt giving the glare that screamed 'Fuck with me motherfucker and I'll make this a one-sided shoot fight'.
Jim C.-Yep that was what everyone needed I would have said the other girls should have done that but then again they had Greg the office boy kissing up to the tyrannical billionaire.
Tasmania G.-Couldn't have said it better anyways after Louise finally dethroned Carly and put an official end to the reign of terror Carly was in a need of a long absence to recover, reflect on her actions and most of all get her heat off with the other girls. Aside from the reign of terror Carly always was spreading doom and gloom in the locker room always finding something to gripe about and people to talk down about especially me, Delirious, Sid and Ross with Greg being the only exception that is when he no longer could save her reign of terror, so some days after Louise's victory I talked with Carly about her numerous problems and issues and how we should deal with them but she like always doesn't listen then the next day Greg calls me saying Carly will now be managing not Wrestling.
Jim C.-What? *Laughter* are we sure Austin Aries didn't have a transgender surgery and tried the same things he did before but thought it'll work differently by being a girl with mommy issues? *Breaking down in laughter*.
Brian L.-*Laughing in tears*.
Tasmania G.-That right there was me and Delirious exact reaction, so Carly was now acting as a vale to the men mostly the World champion with her out of the way of trying to be a mark for herself I was trying to rebuild the damage she made with her reign of terror especially since Luigi Horace himself started taking a more active role since he saw the damage the company suffered and the amount of money he lost all because of Greg the office boy being a stooge for people and talent like Carly. This was actually referred to in Carly's twitter rants about me saying 'I was helping Horace to steal from the talent' here's the deal none of the talent guys or gals were stolen from everyone is on a guarantee rather we made money or not I and Hunter even refused to take our salary's for an entire year just to make up for the money the talent were not being payed anymore when Luigi along with Sid started to try and make readjustments to the system and put it back on track one of the documents we reviewed was that of Carly a vale who's being payed more on her vale contract than the women's champion herself all because of Greg, so me and Hunter decided we need to talk to Carly and Greg overheard us.
Jim C.-Oh fuck don't tell me he tried to talk out of it like always.
Tasmania G.-Nope thankfully because the boss was in the side of the good of the company Greg wouldn't compromise his position for one bitch who was either was blackmailing him or sucking him off behind closed doors, he instead told me to talk to Carly about her issues with the other girls she always gripping saying stuff like: 'Their stealing from us. Gabriella and Hunter are trying to emulate Jim a guy who's ass is stuck in the 1970's we'll never get over this way. Horace is going to pull the plug on us and shut us down. Sid is a crook. They signed someone new who do you think their going to throw off on the streets?' after I heard all of these I asked Greg why the fuck were you covering for her?
Jim C.-Did he reveal why?
Tasmania G.-No absolutely not, anyways we then took Carly to my office telling her about the problems that are happening and how we're trying to solve them and we need her to stop doing these stuff she does and she can't keep saying these things when she's being the highest payed vale in the world. I told her me and Hunter used to be Wrestlers so we understand if she has any problems but we don't take spreading these problems and issues to the locker room so if she feels something is wrong or if she hates the way things are going we're here for her.
Jim C.-What was her response? I can say I know it was.
Tasmania G.-She said 'You guys aren't paying me enough to have an opinion'.
Jim C.-I knew it I fucking knew it *laughter*.
Brian L.-She is indeed a gender bended Austin Aries *laughing in tears*.
Tasmania G.-Yep and just like with what Jim and Hunter did with that Turnip eating cocksucker we seized paying her and I personally showed her the door of course she tried to use Greg to get back in but Greg wasn't available because Luigi Horace was chewing him off for the disasters he made and allowed to happen as the office link between the federation and the parent company. And Carly couldn't wait longer for Greg to response so she personally came to the office where she came face to face with Catrina Luigi's spoiled little girl and the two began fighting over something stupid, of course Luigi saw that and as the spoiling parent he banned Carly from the company but not before asking me about Carly and I told him my honest opinion on her that she's a great Wrestler but a gripper and a whiner who could never be pleased and is extremely ungrateful so she was banned from the company. But that wasn't my last interaction with her as when we started building back the company I was contacted by an old friend of mine Liz from Shangri-La who got a job as a trainer in WWE's NXT show and we talked about helping each other's out as NXT had some talent they didn't want to sign to the main roster and I needed to get some talent in after they were driven off before so I drove up there and guess who was the first person I saw in the locker room?
Brian L.-Carly X right? *laughter*.
Tasmania G.-Yes Brian her of course they were calling her Carly Star at the time giving her a mixture of Superstar Billy Graham and Macho Man Randy Savage gimmick, I didn't talk to her and she didn't talk to me this was of course referred to in one of the tweets the only one I responded to when Sid and Ross were so ball-less they wouldn't even meet my eyes after the All in PPV she said when I revealed that information 'Well you wouldn't talk to me all night when we met at NXT' and I responded saying 'This and that are completely two different cases in my case the two gutless pricks couldn't even admit that I was right whilst in your case we had a whole entire sea of bad blood between us and I thought we were being professionals by ignoring one another I didn't realize you wanted us to bring back our beef to your new workplace' . But then I met my friend Liz who called me and she saw me ignoring Carly and Liz to her credit is one of the best women to grace a Wrestling ring and later office official after that bitch Chris Morgan went overboard in their match but she never held it against Chris saying she was weak and should have had survived that encounter anyways even someone like her had meters and the only person I ever witnessed break one of those meters is Carly.
Jim C.-What the fuck did she do to piss off her new boss?
Tasmania G.-To this day I still don't know and don't give a shit but I still remember her words that night clearly saying 'That bitch would gripe and whine more than anyone else in the entire roster'.
Jim and Brian-*Laughing loudly in tears*.
Tasmania G.-And that was my last ever personnel interaction with Carly X everything else I know about her was told to me through other people or news like when she was called up to the main roster with her Carly Star gimmick which she didn't like and tried to talk the writers of getting rid of it so the WWE put her in that angle with Alexa Bliss where they basically killed off the gimmick and exposed Carly as a griper and a whiner, the only time to my knowledge where she was the innocent victim is the Won sisters situation and finally how she managed to gripe her way into a title match she wasn't supposed to win and the WWE finally had enough of her and kicked her out. Now she's working for her mom's new federation so Ms. X let me tell you this 'Teach your daughter discipline, make sure to powder her pussy and monitor her behaviour.'
Jim C.-Yep at long last Carly is finally reunited with her mommy and will no longer be a thorn in legit people's sides aside from trying to justify her actions and trying to call Gabriella out on twitter and falling.
Tasmania G.-Yeah so stop talking to me motherfucker because right now I have bigger Fish to fry with the lawsuit, looking for a new place and debunking trust fund Tony Khan trying to win my name and girls whilst his vice presidents try to make me appear old and out of touch with help from their uncle Dave Meltzer.
Brian L.-Carly X was only the third most popular topic surrounding you next to the lawsuit and AEW *laughs*.
Tasmania G.-Yeah it was during the same NXT visit where Carly and I met for the last time, was when the cracks between me and Rin of honour finally began to widen and destroy our bridges, one of the girls the WWE didn't want was Clementine Cirrus who as mentioned before after Melina went to the subterrain jack-off's dream sport Keijo became a serious single's competitor and she was in the main event of that night against both Dixie Clements and Tina Armstrong one of the best triple threat matches I ever witnessed despite that the WWE were interested in both Dixie and Tina. Liz told me to convince Clementine to come back to Ring of honour with me because they didn't want to tell Clementine personally they don't want her and wanted me to break the news to her instead so I met up with Clementine we started catching up and then I told her about Ring of honour and I would really love to have her back you know treading carefully around the thing as I wasn't going to break the news to her that the company she wants to work at and Inducted her dad in their hall of fame for his contributions to them and Wrestling in general don't want her at all but she kept refusing.
Brian L.-Yeah I remember when the news broke out when Clementine was released and future endeavoured was when she finally find out.
Tasmania G.-The girl was a mess Melina called me to talk to Clementine and I talked to her trying to help her 'Clem you're an incredible Wrestler, it's their loss not yours and my doors are still open for you' she thanked me but was going to take sometime off of Wrestling for the time being. As I was working on my office one day for the new patch of Wrestlers we managed to sign or mostly get back Dixie Clements came as one of the former side later I found out she split with the WWE over her and Twitch channels ownerships when they decided to take control of them that time so I welcomed her in since we needed the star power and hands on deck but when Clementine got back in she was rejected not by me but by Sid and Ross.
Jim C.-No surprise there.
Brian L.-What about Tina Armstrong?
Tasmania G.-Tina was only there because the show was near her place and she's more interested in whatever the hell she wants to do from modelling, rock star and senate now I hear, anyways I talked with them asking them what the hell came to them? Sid told me Dixie is more than enough to be the cowgirl Wrestler I told Sid you do realize we have four other cowgirl Wrestlers, right? We had the Rodeo express a six women tag team of cowgirls and Sylvia Cirrus who was a Shaolin cowgirl and he said 'Five is enough we don't need a sixth' whilst Ross said Clementine's merch never sold well. Of course I later found out that the two gutless pricks still held Clementine responsible for Melina's split since Melina did sell a lot of merch to keep both Sid happy with the money and Ross happy with the merch money, unfortunately at that time Clem didn't help make matters better for herself when she personally took the fall for her sister like I know she's her younger sister but Melina was an adult and should had took the fall for herself instead of leaving her older sister take the blame and later not being allowed back in the company where the pricks Sid and Ross had a lot of leverage and words.
Brian L.-What about Sylvia Cirrus why wasn't she blamed?
Tasmania-I don't know the full story but Sylvia's dad Lex's cousin was his tag team partner that is before Lex left him to go on his own letting Sylvia's dad fall into the pile and never be heard from in Wrestling again so Sylvia isn't really found of Lex or his daughters for what happened to her dad.
Jim C.-That was the story of when the Sniper sisters split with the company, right?
Tasmania G.-Yes Lily came to me asking why is Clem not here when she applied and well I wasn't going to lie to them and I told them the truth about Sid and Ross so they split giving the letter that they like working for me and Ring of honour and fuck Sid and Ross for being gutless ball-less pricks as long as they have the power in Ring of honour they won't come back.
Jim C.-Was fuck Sid and Ross in the top of their letter?
Tasmania G.-Yeah I actually sent it to you Brian to read it so people can see it's not just me and Jim talking shit about them.
Brian L.-Yeah I can indeed verify this was an email from the Sniper sisters it actually came to one of my other shows where me and my host discussed the inner-working of Ring of honour. *clears throat* Dear Gabriella we are writing this in the light of requesting release from Ring of honour the problem isn't you we loved working for you in a time period where the women of honour replaced the Knockouts as the serious competition between women in Wrestling as for the reason well fuck Sid and Ross.
Jim C.-*Breaking in down laughter* I knew it I fucking knew it.
Brian L.-*Laughing before clearing throat and continues reading* These two gutless pricks are acting like two children holding Clementine responsible for her sisters decision, now we're not holding Melina up for this she's a grown woman who simply realized her ambitions and dreams lays elsewhere. Ring of honour was an incredible work place that takes Wrestling seriously and treats it back like it was treated back in the golden age of the sport compared to the sports entertainment aspect the bigger companies like the WWE are doing, as stated the problem isn't you or the federation but the people who have the saying in the federation matters are the problem as long as Sid and Ross remain in their positions no if they still remain in the company in any position even smaller ones we doubt we'll ever come back signed Lily and Cory Sniper. *Coughs* so here you go Jim and Gabriella this was the Sniper sisters request of release from Ring of honour and I'm going to add my two cents on this as someone that met these men I can say Sid is the worst person to talk to about business and Ross was a goddamn Weasel who cuts the nuts off of every person he doesn't like behind their backs of course he's too much of a coward to do it face to face the biggest example of this is when he did that with the Hirano family.
Jim C.-I still remember that it was one of my own cracks with the company with the fans blaming me for what occurred to that poor boy Yoshi Hirano. Carly X when she was being a smartass to me on twitter before I blocked her tried to call me out on the Lucha Underground and Yoshi Hirano deals and I already told that story before but for the sake of you all I'll retell the story, like Gabriella said at the beginning of the program Ring of honour mostly does crossovers with other promotions and gyms one of these times was with Mammy's Lucha Underground they sent us a pack of trainees for seasoning one of them was the boy in question Yoshi Hirano like most Mexican Wrestlers he was a Luchador wearing his Hawk mask as I, Hunter and Gabriella were working on how to fit him and the others in Ross like the fucking Weasel he is snuck into the locker room so he can spy on their gears so he can make merch out of it he stumbled into Yoshi getting out of the shower without his mask and Ross since then tried to talk Yoshi not to hide his beautiful face and that the girls will swoon over him but Yoshi refused first for the honour of the Luchador mask and mostly because of his personnel issues and insecurities but Ross wouldn't have any of that so he talked with Sid over how handsome Yoshi is like one of those paedophile homophobic priests we keep hearing about and how they can capitalize on making him a Latino teen idol and Sid was on board as long as it made money so behind our back these two motherfuckers put Yoshi in a mask for mask match against El-Generico/Sami Zayn which he lost immediately and was forcefully unmasked. I swear to you Brian almost all of the girls in the arena swooned over that face which was the reaction Sid and Ross wanted they immediately began micromanaging Yoshi from his gear giving him things that expose a lot of his skin leaving very little left to the imagination, his promos making him sound like a playboy doing sex phone talks, the people he works with being either disgusting looking brutes as foes or other nice looking young people as allies the mostly known one is when they putted Octo Konan as his girlfriend in a toxic relationship and even his in-ring style focusing on ways where perverted mentally depraved girls and some boys can eat him with their eyes. *Sigh* the boy was a fucking mess he looked six months away from dying I tried to get Sid and Ross out of the way since they don't know anything about Wrestling and are doing this for merch money and attracting mentally depraved thirsty motherfuckers who can't get it on with real people, then the boy's family got involved and they yelled us you remember that time Gabriella when you parred his mother away from strangling me to death with my tie.
Tasmania G.- Yep Maria Hirano was even yelling 'Let me at them let me at those fuckers that are messing with my boy' whilst her husband was trying to keep her down from murdering Sid and Ross when she learned it was them who did all of these things to her boy.
Jim C.-Yep thankfully as she tried to go back to strangle me Sid and Ross were walking by talking about their plans for Yoshi being a failure and that Yoshi was a waste of their money and Maria overheard them and went after them instead, their was a lawsuit between the Hirano's mostly Maria against Sid and Ross but after a while and seeing how broken the boy became over this the two sides went to an out of court settlement. *Sigh* I still remember when the kid came to me in his last day apologizing for everything that he couldn't speak up against Sid and Ross and how he didn't want to bother me to interfere sooner when their plans were starting 'I'm sorry for being a bother Mr. Cornette I came here to make my family proud and I instead wasted everyone's time and money from you to the fans' he even went to the locker room and apologized to all the Wrestlers for being a waste of time both guys and girls never in my life have I seen a great young man with promising potential fall and not even try to get back up it was sorrowful like someone killed off my Puppy pet.
Tasmania G.-Yeah it was one of the most sickening things Sid and Ross did and they still wouldn't admit their fault just like they won't admit their fault to me when I was against the All in PPV knowing it'll give us long term repercussions in the long run which culminated in the Elite starting their own federation by fooling a money mark into believing he can run against the WWE with his own major promotion with a great roster consisting of people that nobody ever heard off, the Elites friends from the garbage places they performed at, garbage Joshi Wrestlers like the deity of excrement Maki Itoh they couldn't even be bothered to contact the legit Joshi places like Berserk and Heat like I did and doing there jack off shit respectful promotions like Ring of honour, WWE and New Japan would allow them to do and the icing on the cake the cherry on top they think what they're doing is best for the business and the cherry on top marks are approval of them including uncle Dave Meltzer.
Jim C.-Yeah *sigh* I knew we needed to talk about AEW one way or another in this episode, me and Brian ripping them a new each time they act like jack off's just isn't enough is it Brian Last?
Brian L.-Nope *chuckling*.
Tasmania G.-After they opened their federation for marks and taking our talent with them I decided I'm not staying in Ring of honour I have done everything, everything to get the company where it was at only for gutless pricks like Sid, Ross and Greg to approve of a shady offer over a bet with a journalist from the Elite to destroy everything. So I backed my bags and I said I'm leaving for good I made my years of frustrations clear with Greg allowing stupid shit like Carly X to go with her reign of terror which driven our fans away, Sid for standing in my way of doing good business and finally Ross for just folding his arms around not doing anything to help out even when he saw the problems that is if he wasn't being a problem himself cutting people's nuts behind their backs like with the Hirano's, Clementine and that colour commentator who was good at his job and it just happened to be most if not all of my girls are going with me sighting the same frustrations, that is when trust fund Tony Khan called me wanting to hire me as a consilient and I said no I'm not going to be a puppet consilient like JR, Arn and the others.
Brian L.-That is when the AEW topic began.
Tasmania G.-Yes Brian these AEW fans have been riding my ass on twitter trying to defend this garbage Wrestling by these jack off's who should never be allowed on tv, it's nothing new for me really they remind me of the Keijo fans when I tweeted on Melina Cirrus's crowning as the prize queen of the US saying 'The disappointment of the century Melina Cirrus a great combat sport athlete being famous in a show for jack off's' you can only imagine the amounts of hate I was receiving over this but I didn't care because I stated my opinion that Keijo isn't a sport it's a flash showcase of fetishes for basement dwelling jack off's who can't get it on with real women.
Jim C.-Yep I'm with you on that one 100% it's one of my legendary rants.
Tasmania G.-Anyways trust fund Tony still tried to get me on his side saying 'We're all friends and we allow our talent do their things' and I responded with 'And that right there is one of your main problems you allow these jack off's to do stuff only they think it's cool and give a bad image to us'. Then the Elites mostly the Bucks and Omega began talking down on me from holding people back, I don't understand entertainment the core of Wrestling and that I'm out of touch.
Jim C.-There doing the exact with me.
Brian L.-And the problem is they say you guys are saying these things about them just to get jobs at AEW and Tony Khan their boss wanted to hire you guys as councilmen.
Tasmania G.-Exactly and Omega was especially posting how he'll handle their women division better than I ever could and guess what? The division is invisible the champion is busy in Japan, the talent they bring are garbage Joshi's who aren't even big in their home country, they make the legit fighters Awesome Kong and Thunder Rosa stand in the background if they weren't dragging them down their level of shitty bottoms all of that and much more without mentioning the tv hogging Brandi even when she's pregnant. That made me ask Tony in one of his numerous calls 'Did you guys want to be an alternative WWE or did you guys wanted your faces to be there?'
Jim and Brian-*Breaking down laughing in tears*.
Jim C.-Didn't you say something like that Brian?
Brian L.-That is exactly what I said during one of our podcasts.
Tasmania G.-Anyways during my last meeting with Tony after my deal with Impact fell apart, I gave him an option to hire me under my terms 'Give me a high position in your company higher than your vice presidents I'll oversee the women division myself without help from Omega or Brandi, deal or no deal?' and he said he can't do that because he doesn't want to upset his friends who have him fooled and wrapped around their little pinkie's. Just like Shitstain Russo had Dixie Carter wrapped around his little pinkie, when Impact were trying to hire me to be the manager of the Knockouts division Dixie thought she can talk me into her side by being a woman in Wrestling which she isn't but I was terrified of how much Shitstain had her fooled even after driving the company to the shit levels it's in now and going behind her back telling the networks that are supporting them 'You have been sold a bill of goods' Carter still wouldn't talk shit about him.
Jim C.-Yes theirs that loyalty of that piece of shit Vince Russo cutting the nuts of the one person that wanted to hire him, the one person that spent millions and millions of dollars of her father's and mother's money and kept his rehire a secret from the national network Spike tv under the knowledge of they found out about this they would cancel their ass which they did.
Tasmania G.-After trust fund Tony saw he can't win me with his money like he did with all the other people I decided to give him one last piece of good advice 'Tony if you keep going down this path you'll end up like Dixie Carter she trusted Vince Russo the wrong kind of person to trust and your doing the exact same you trust these guys who are playing you and once you fall from the grace of the TNT network and your father cuts you off they are going to squeeze every last penny out of your last allowance and leave you to rot just my two cents and don't come crying to me when that happens'.
Jim C.-Don't come crying to me either I warned you these guys just want to give their friends jobs and play their fetishes on national tv.
Tasmania G.-I can accept these alleged 'Wrestling' fans not letting it go since their just like the Keijo fans they are a bunch of teens pretending to be grown men and 'completely' moved on from the abusive WWE relationship but Dave Meltzer the same Dave who criticized shit big Wrestling federations that made money won't criticize these fuckers rather he defends them all because they put him on a pedestal and made him one of the boys. I'm telling you after I told Tony off Dave came to me having changed his profession from journalist to defence attorney talking to me about how great AEW is and how it's the second coming of Christ, I told Dave these are jack-off's sure you like this style of Wrestling but you have to admit this sucks it's poorly put together and it's not going anywhere then he started talking about look how successful they are he basically became the Bruce Prichard of AEW.
Brian and Jim- *Both dying of laughter*.
Jim C.-Oh my god how I come never thought of that Brian?
Brian L.-Yeah he's indeed acting like Bruce Prichard instead of defending the WWE he's doing it with AEW giving them awards in his newsletter of the best promotion, best Wrestlers, best feuds and best commentators.
Jim C.-Yeah Brian please don't mention the newsletter here we don't want the dynamic dude Dave Meltzer being upset with us again over the way the letter goes.
Tasmania G.-Yeah the hall of fame thing when they inducted harbour mc-finger bang/Kenny Omega to 'grace' the hall that has Lou Thesz, El Santo, Rikidozan and Andre the giant. Anyways it was great to be here in the program guys thanks for inviting me.
Jim C.-Your welcome now Gabriella before you leave I want to help you get your belts back.
Tasmania G.-Thanks Jim but this program was more than enough so no need.
Brian L.-No it'll not be Jim who'll help but*Que*.
Jim C.(singing)-Stephen P New, Stephen P New, Call Stephen P New, if you need to sue an outlaw mud show or two Brian do the rest.
A/N: Sorry for the late chapter but I needed some time to perfect the podcast format and I hope I did it well, please don't take any issue here personally since as stated in the disclaimer above it's based on the characters viewpoints I'll write two more daily chapters then Girmov would take a small break. Thanks for reading and have a nice day.