Disclaimer: I don't own Victorious or Star Wars, they belong to Nick and Disney respectively, this was made out of sheer fun, nothing more.

Many of you my dear readers have voted and I was actually very surprised how you guys gave a positive response to a Jori "May the 4th" day, so do to popular demand, here it is!

Enjoy reading; this chapter is dedicated to all of you who have kept this story going!

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the dorkiest of them all?" Jade asked mockingly to the reflection on the television screen, which as luck would have it, was hanging on their living room wall. "Oh look Vega, it says it's you!"

"Did you really have to quote Snow-white just to make fun of me?"

"Seemed appropriate." Jade shrugged. "After all those lame ass science fiction movies you want me to watch also belong to Disney."

"First of all, those science fiction movies have a name!" Tori said annoyed. "Second of all, have you no respect for the classics?!"

"Classics my snow white ass, Vega." The Thespian replied coyly. "Jaws is a classic, Indiana Jones is a classic, Star Wars is nothing more than a snooze fest."

"You take that back!"

"You know I'm right, my dear wife." Jade said airily. "Or do I need to point out how boring Episodes one through three were? It was just too much politics, the CGI aged badly and oh last but not least Jar Jar Binks was without a doubt the worst character ever created, it was like seeing what Cat would be like if she had been hit in the head too many times as a baby."

"Hey don't insult Cat like that." Tori admonished. "And fine, there's no argument that the prequels were less than stellar."

"They were terrible!" Jade said bluntly. "I will curse you until the day I jump into my grave for making me watch those damn movies, ugh… To this day I still say Phantom Menace sucked more."

"Hey that's not fair!" Tori snapped back. "I say Attack of the Clones sucked more!"

"Can we all agree that Han Solo sucked more?" Cat said excitedly as she jumped out from behind the couch, this of course startled her friends who yelled out in surprise, Jade of course was not amused and grabbed the redhead by the neck, mercilessly shoving her face into the cushiony seat.

"CAT! What the Hell?!" Jade snarled. "How many times have I told you NOT to do that?!"

"I don't know." She giggled. "Seven? Seven… Seven… That's a funny number, did you guys know that seven became a very popular name in the 90's after the sitcom Seinfeld use it in an episode? Seven is also the number of times my brother has punched Robbie in the nose and…"

"CAT!" Tori yelled out this time, "Focus! What are you doing here?"

"Oh, I came to celebrate Star Wars Day with you guys." The redhead said happily. "I would celebrate with Robbie but he got Rex out the metal box I got at a magic act when I lived with Sam and now I had to hide it again, he's probably in Venice by now looking for it."

"That's not far from here." Tori pointed out. "Robbie's bound to find Rex in a matter of hours."

"There's a Venice in California?" Cat asked surprised. "I mailed Rex to Italy."

"Cat… Don't you remember that your Nona lived in… You know what? Nevermind." Jade said already aggravated enough. "Wait a minute… You said today was Star Wars Day? That's a thing?"

"Uh-huh!" Cat nodded vigorously. "Didn't you guys check your calendar? Today's May the 4th."

Jade and Tori blinked at their friend several times, trying to understand what was going on.

"Get it?" Cat asked happily. "May the 4th? As is May the force be with you? The Jedi way of the light side of the force?"

"Being married to Robbie changed you Cat." Jade said bluntly "And not in a good way."

"I didn't even know there was a day to celebrate Star Wars." Tori added. "I was just feeling nostalgic because I saw the movies with my dad when I was a little girl."

"And then you decided to torture me by watching them ALL and taking two days out of my life." Jade grumbled with resentment. "What did I ever do to you to deserve such a punishment?"

"First of all, it wasn't a punishment, it was a bonding experience." Tori retorted "And secondly… SERIOUSLY?! Do you want me to give you a list of everything you done to me chronologically or alphabetically?"

Jade open and closer her mouth several times, unable to come up with a half-decent comeback.

"Damn it Vega, you didn't need to kick me under the belt by reminding me I was such a crappy friend to you when we first met."

"I wouldn't say you were a crappy friend." Tori said. "You weren't the best, probably not even in the top three."

"Thanks a lot for that." The Thespian sneered with a glare. "Really feeling the love, Vega."

"… But you eventually got better." The Latina said quickly. "Not to mention that you were a very affectionate girlfriend and now you're a very loving wife."

"Smooth answer, Chewbacca." Jade said sarcastically. "Yeah, take offense to that."

"I would be offended if Chewie wasn't my favorite character." Tori said. "He's like a big furry puppy."

"A big puppy that could rip your arms off." Cat pointed out with an oblivious smile. "I would love to pet him though."

"Of course you would." Jade said exasperatedly. "Why am I surrounded by geeks?"

"Hey you didn't marry a geek, you married a dork." Tori said proudly. "Get it right."

"You're not helping your case Vega."

"Oh? How about this." The Latina said while wiggling her eyebrows. "What was your favorite scene from Star Wars?"

"Which movie?"

"Take your pick."

"I wanna say seeing Princess Leia in that metal bikini." Jade said while scratching her cheek. "But I feel saying that would banish me to sleep on the couch faster the Millennium Falcon making the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs."

"And you would be right." Tori said with narrowed eyes. "So pick very carefully, love of my life."

"How about when we finally get an explanation for the Death Star plans?"

"I asked for your favorite scene, not your favorite movie of the Saga, baby." The brunette corrected her wife's mistake. "Although Rogue One was a good pick."

"Ok fine." Jade grunted. "What answer will get me to stop this nerd fest and I can still sleep with my wife on our bed tonight?"

"Oh, here's one!" Cat interjected. "Do you remember the cantina scene?"

"Oh my God, are you still here?!"

"Don't be a grumpy pants Jadey." Cat said while playfully poking her friend. "Do you remember when Han Solo and Greedo where chatting?"

"They weren't chatting, Greddo held Han at gunpoint, Cat." Tori corrected. "And I think I know where you're going with this."

"At least someone is making sense of this insanity." Jade grumbled while massaging her forehead. "I swear you two are causing me pain and not the fun type."

"You're funny Jadey." Cat giggles. "Who do you think shot first Tori?"

"Greedo."

"Nuh-huh! Han shot first!"

"How did he shot first?!"

"Greddo died didn't he?!"

"That doesn't prove anything!" Tori shouted. "For all we know Greddo could have missed."

"He didn't miss." Cat shot back. "Han shot first because that scene was meant to show how much of a mercenary he is!"

"You want to see the movie right now so I can prove you wrong Cat?!"

"Nu-uh!" The redhead shakes her head. "It's you who is going to be proven wrong Tori!"

"Both of you… Shut… The… Hell… Up!" Jade bellowed angrily. "I'm not going to waste my afternoon watching you two watching one scene over and over just to prove the other wrong! Because I know you would do that! So I'll settle this once and for all and say Peter Griffin shot first!"

"Wha…?" Tori said perplexed. "But baby, Peter Griffin doesn't appear in the movie."

"I don't care!" Jade snarled. "I'll just say he appeared as a force ghost and shot them both if it means you two will stop arguing over such a pointless thing!"

"Actually Peter shot Greedo." Cat said smugly. "See Tori, even your wife agrees with me!"

"The fuck are you talking about Cat?!"

"There's a Family Guy Parody of Star Wars." The redhead explained. "And in that one Peter shot Greedo first… So I win! YAY!"

The petite woman then began making a victory dance.

Tori then glared at Jade.

"Oh you are so sleeping on the couch tonight." The Latina growled. "Why did you vote against me?!"

"I didn't go against you Vega!" The Thespian said. "I was just trying to stop some stupid argument to start, how the Hell was I supposed to know there were Star Wars parodies?!"

"You would know, if you took an interest in what I like watching from time to time." Tori shot back. "I always do that with you when you wanna see horror movies!"

"I won… I won… I won." Cat sung as she kept dancing. "Han shot first!"

"Cat, I swear on my rusty pair of scissors that if you don't shut up I'll encase you in carbonite and leave you there till the end of time!" Jade threatened ominously. "You know what I'll just do it anyway if you keep screwing up with my marriage."

"You can't do that Jadey." The redhead said. "That stuff isn't real."

"Then I'll do the next best thing." She threatened. "There's a freezer in the basement, I can just shove you in there and voilà, I got myself a Popsicle Cat!"

"Eep!"

Cat hid behind Tori, hoping she would protect her from her very vengeful friend.

"Don't be a gank Jade." Tori said. "You know Cat is just being herself, she would never try to cause us any harm.

"She's like a having a pet." Jade sneered. "Can we just save u any further migraines and put her to sleep?"

"Stop implying you want to go all Darth Vader on Cat!"

"Whose implying Vega?!"

Tori's glare intensified while the petite woman tried to stay as small as possible behind the Latina for protection.

"Ugh fine… I know when I'm beat." Jade grumbled in a defeated tone. "What's going to cost me for you to let me sleep on our bed tonight?"

"We're going to back the original trilogy." Tori said. "And because I'm feeling merciful, we aren't going to watch the prequels or the sequels."

"Oh, I'll go make some popcorn!" Cat said, no longer fearful as she skipped over to the kitchen to get snacks. "Can't watch a movie without popcorn!"

"I walked right into that one, didn't I?" Jade thought to herself. "It's official, worst May the 4th Ever!"

So, what did you guys thought of this chapter? This is a bit different from the previous "holidays" as neither Jade or Tori knew there was a "Star Wars Day" and surprisingly Cat knew this.

Cat appearing was not an accident, as I decided to make the reference that Ariana Grande is a well-known fan of Star Wars and has even argued over "who shot first" which as you all read, that partly inspired this chapter.

Now as for anyone who liked the sequel don't get angry over the fact that Jade and Tori said the movies "sucked" that was actually inspired by an episode of "The Simpsons" where Lenny and Carl argued over which prequel Star Wars movie sucked more, heh.

You guys may or may not have noticed this but Jade, Tori and Cat represented the different types of fans the SW franchise has, with Jade tolerating the films and knowing bits and pieces of the lore out of love she has towards her spouse, Tori being the type of fan who enjoys the films but isn't as invested to the fandom which explains why she didn't know there is a Star Wars Day and finally Cat is the fan who knows everything about the franchise

Also, yes there are Family Guy parodies of Star Wars, which now that I realize now belong to Disney.

Anyway, what did you guys thought of this chapter? Constructive Criticism is appreciated as always.

Also I might post a Cinco de Mayo chapter tomorrow, so two chapters in two days, that's probably my fastest update ever, heh.

Invader Johnny Signing Off.