Disclaimer: I don't know Victorious, we all know who the series belongs to, do I need to say it? Meh, ok fine it belongs to Nickelodeon, needless to say that if I did own the rights to the show, I would have somehow made Jori canon in a proper series finale because, come on! We all know they should have been the endgame couple, heh.
Author Notes: Eh, nothing much to say here except that ironically, my laziness inspired this chapter, go figure that the one time I wasn't trying to come up with an idea, my day off ended up being my inspiration for a Jori story and considering I technically already came up with a chapter for Taco Tuesday, so why not write one for a Lazy Sunday, right?
"Damn it…. What time is it?" Jade said still somewhat sleepy, once she noticed on her phone that it was 8 o'clock, the Thespian started cursing all over again, over the fact that she woke up quite early and on a Sunday no less, the one day of the week where sleeping in was practically mandatory.
Tori, who by the way is a deep sleeper only when her spouse was yelling at the top of her lungs, didn't wake up because of Jade's "sailor mouth" in fact she crinkled her nose as the sun peeked through their bedroom curtains and a ray of sunshine hit her straight in the eyes.
"Note to self." Tori thought annoyed. "Buy new curtains."
"Come on sleep." Jade grumbled, trying to the comfortable. "Come to me!"
"If that's not an invitation, then I don't know what is." Tori thought with a chuckle. "My wife needs me."
The Latina could feel the deep breathing of Jade next to her making her smile softly. She turned her body, her arms slipping slowly over the thin waist next to her and scooted closer until her body was pressed against her wife's. It was almost like a holiday for them. No scripts needed to be written , no rehearsals were scheduled, and to make sure their day wouldn't be ruined by any other unexpected surprises, they also called (or in Jade's case threatened) their friends that they did not want to be disturbed, adding that they both deserved a freaking weekend to shut out the rest of the world and decompress or as Jade so eloquently put it "Screw everyone, I need some time alone with my wife damn it!"
"Vega, stop looking at me while I'm trying to get back to sleep."
"But you're so beautiful to look at," Tori teased as her hand covered Jade's, intertwining their fingers, "Ready to start the day?"
"If I actually thought you were serious about that comment, I would kill you on the spot, Vega." Jade grunted, opening one eye menacingly, "You're just lucky I love you too much to chop you into itty bitty pieces and bury your remains under our house."
"Best way to start the day." Tori yawned. "A death threat from the woman I love."
"This is the part where you kiss me Vega." Jade said with a smirk. "Come on, you know you want to."
"Don't you mean, you want me to?"
"Semantics."
"I'm a little tired." Tori said, yawning in an exaggerated manner to make her point. "Maybe after I sleep a little more?"
"Either you kiss me in the mouth right now Vega or I swear I'll make you kiss my ass when you wake up!"
"Or I could just bite it like a vampire."
"Vampires bite people on their necks, Tori, not their asses."
"Semantics." The Latina replied with a coy smile. "Now where have I heard that one before?"
"You're a funny gal, Vega." Jade laughed sarcastically.
"That I am."
Sleep was thick in the chuckle that Jade gave, she faced Tori with heavy eyes. "Normally I would love to continue our little witty banter, but I'm still tired, so I say we just don't get out of bed this morning. We just stay here and forget the rest of the human race exist," she offered, "let's just imagine we're the last two people on Earth, after everyone killed each other after some idiotic event happened and now we get to repopulate the planet."
"I see several problems with that scenario."
"Screw logic! Let's say magic takes care of that glaringly obviously flaw." Jade snapped "Come on Vega, we're already naked and we got plenty of leftovers, so we don't need to set foot out of this house, let alone our bedroom."
"Oh no, we agreed we were going to have a normal weekend doing normal couple chiz," Tori tsked, her finger pressing to Jade's purple lips and studied her face, which was unsurprisingly glaring back.
Tori knew right then and there that there was no chance they were getting up from their bed.
"Well… I guess there are other ways to spend a Sunday."
Tori noticed the sleep line on Jade's cheek, stretching over the perfectly shaped raised eyebrow and up to meet the mass of disarray dark hair that someone made the Thespian look ten times more beautiful. Her finger moved to trace it slowly, ending with all her fingers carding into the smooth locks and pressed her forehead to her spouse's.
"I just want to lie in bed with my wife." Jade said. "Is it too much to ask? Just a lazy Sunday with the two of us under the covers, talking about anything and nothing and having fun the only way we know how, but definitely not discuss anything related to work, because that's a mood kill."
"I see your point," Tori smiled, her lips pursing to just being able to touch Jade's upper lip. It was an innocent kiss, but it sparked the fire that both women needed now more than ever since work had kept them apart for the last few days and hardly had any time to show the other how much they loved each other.
With a dip of her head, Jade captured Tori's bottom lip, teeth gently tugging it out as she pulled back, eliciting a moan from the younger brunette. The sound made the Thespian grin wickedly, her fingers teasingly caressing the tanned skin as she pressed her body into her wife's.
"What are you waiting for Jade?!" Tori snapped "Don't keep me waiting!"
"Now are you glad we're staying in bed, Vega?"
"JADE! Do me! NOW!"
The Thespian smirked and nodded, "With pleasure." She said before she leaned in and kissed Tori again, her hands moving over her sides slowly, a thumb gently grazing her wife's nipple, her leg moving over the slim hips of her partner, mounting her in a fashion that had their hips pressing deliciously together. Even after the sex filled night prior, there was still a lot of frustrations between them.
"Slow down, Jade," Tori managed to say between kisses, both arms gripping onto her wife's waist, "You wanted a lazy day; this isn't lazy."
Jade smirked as she leaned in, her tongue flicking across the bottom lip of her spouse's. "Lazy make out session. That's what this is, with just added…friction."
"Oh nice loophole."
"Are you complaining?"
"Nope."
Once more they captured each other's lips, they were about to do an encore, had it not been for an unexpected visitor.
Cat Valentine slammed their bedroom door open, much to the chagrin of the married women.
"Hey Jade! Hey Tori!" The redhead said Happily. "I was calling and texting and you guys never picked up! Wanna go to the lake, everyone's going!"
"CAT! What the Hell?!"
"Oh I see you guys are halfway ready!" Cat said cluelessly. "Need help finding your bathing suits? When I lost mine last week, they were on the last place I could think off which was…"
"OUT!"
Jade then threw a bottle of soda at their friend.
"Owie!" Cat moaned "You don't need to be mean Jadey! I can take a hint, you guys want your privacy while you look for your bathing suits."
The redhead simply left her friends bedrooms.
Jade's eye kept twitching angrily.
"I'm going to kill her." She snarled. "She ruined our lazy Sunday!"
"You and me both." Tori said in exasperation. "Could have been worse."
"How?"
"Trina could have been the one to come in."
"Even she's not that stupid." Jade said. "She knows better than to barge into our bedroom."
The older woman then came in.
"Hey sis! Hey Jade!" Trina shouted annoyed "Are you coming in with us to the lake or what?"
"Then again… I could be wrong."
"TRINA!"
"That one's on you Vega." Jade said. "You just had to jinx us!"
"JADE!"
And this is the end of the Lazy Sunday, not a very good ending for Jade and Tori I know, their day off got cut off short and they're certainly not happy about that and I think they will be vengeful about that, so Cat and Trina better watch out, heh.
Fun fact; I'm just realizing that I unintentionally made the running gag that Cat kinda makes a situation kinda worse for our favorite couple without meaning to.
Also, technically speaking Tori did want to go out and do something, guess that came back to bite her, huh? LOL.
Anyway as always constructive criticism is appropriated, what do you guys thought of this idea?
Invader Johnny Signing Off.