Hey guys, CillianChamp here. I want to say thanks for reading the first chapter of Urkel. This chapter's going to be more exciting than the last one. So, before you start reading this chapter, I'd like to tell you about what's going on. But first, I'm planning on making a league of villains for this story, I have some planned, and I would like you to suggest that villain by messaging me. I'm happy to announce the contest. I'm adding another hero named Lorcan Bree Darcy, she's the namesake of Lorcan Darcy, who has the ability to bend reality and open rifts in spacetime, and she will be joining the heroes in this story.
So, thank you all so much, guys, I hope you all enjoy this chapter.
At home, Steve walked in and sees Naomi with the kids in the kitchen.
"Hey." Steve said.
"Hey." Everyone said in unison.
"So? What did the Director say?" Naomi asked.
"He assigned me to a solo mission." Steve said.
"Oh, a solo mission." Naomi said, unimpressed.
"What kind of mission is this?" Aloysius asked his father while vaping.
"He wants me to meet with Vanoss." Steve said.
Everyone in the family turned to Steve in shocked and amazed.
"Vanoss? Dad, that YouTuber is famous!" Sue said. "Do you think you can let us meet him?"
"Forget it." Steve said.
"Oh, come on, Dad." Bertram said.
"Come on, it's his decision. We're gonna respect it." Naomi said.
"Thank you." Steve said.
"When's your mission started?" Naomi asked.
"Tonight." Steve said.
"We're watching a movie tonight, Steve." Naomi said, displeased.
While Steve and Naomi are talking, Aloysius sees something on TV.
"Oh, shit. Check this out." Aloysius said.
Aloysius turns up the volume of the TV to see the news on TV.
"Good evening, I'm Jenny Thomas, live from the laboratory.
In an unexpected turn of events, a laboratory has been completely destroyed. The person behind this destruction is none other than Lena Flora, also known as Lena the Jungle Girl. Lena, a 28-year-old orphan who has the unique ability to communicate with animals and manipulate the elements of nature, is no stranger to controversy.
For those unfamiliar with Lena, she gained notoriety for her role in the destruction of a town in California, specifically Briarwood County. This county was once considered the perfect place to live, until it was revealed that men were replacing their wives and children with compliant robots.
However, tonight's news is not about the town, but about the laboratory that Lena has destroyed. Details about the laboratory and the reasons behind its destruction are still emerging. We will continue to follow this story closely and bring you updates as they become available.
Stay tuned to this channel for more on this developing story. Back to you in the studio."
The entire family is shocked at Lena's existence.
"Wow, Lena the Jungle Girl is actually real." Sue said.
"Why did they call her that?" Bertram asked.
"Didn't you hear that on the news?" Aloysius asked. "She can communicate with animals and manipulate the elements!"
While his kids are bickering, Steve walked into his bedroom to prepares to begin his solo mission.
Steve arrives at the location where he is supposed to meet Vanoss. It's a large abandoned mansion in the middle of a dense forest. The mansion is lit up with an eerie green light, and the air is thick with tension. Steve takes a deep breath and exits the car, his hands shaking slightly.
"This is it. This is my chance to prove myself." Steve said to himself as he exited the car.
Steve finds the spot and sees Vanoss. He's shorter than Steve had expected, but his presence is still intimidating.
"Ah, you must be Steve. I've been expecting you. Director Garfield told me you've been going through some tough times." Vanoss said.
"Yeah, well, I'm just trying to move on and focus on my work. I want to prove that I can still be a valuable agent." Steve said.
"That's commendable. Well, let me tell you about our little operation. You see, there's a diamond out there. A very special diamond called the Diamond of Fire. It's said to grant its possessor the power to manipulate, shape, and control fire." Vanoss said, explaining the Diamond of Fire.
"And you want me to retrieve it?" Steve asked.
"Exactly. We've been tracking its location to this mansion. We believe it's hidden somewhere inside. Our job is to find it and retrieve it to make sure it's safe." Vanoss said.
"Safe? From what?" Steve asked.
"There's someone else after the diamond. A shadowy figure known only as the Phantom. They're ruthless and won't hesitate to kill anyone who gets in their way." Vanoss said.
A chill runs down Steve's spine at the mention of The Phantom. He nods, determination setting in.
"Okay, let's get to work." Steve said, preparing to begin work.
With that, Steve and Vanoss enter the mansion to begin their search. They both begin to solve the mystery about the phantom.
"Okay, let's split up. We'll find out where the Phantom is, and we'll get the job done." Steve said.
"Okay. You take it upstairs; I'll do it down here." Vanoss said, compromising their plan.
"Okay," Steve said, walking upstairs to the next floor of the mansion.
He stops, and he feels his trauma catch up to him. He ended up hallucinating his crazy, clingy, possessive, and obsessive ex-girlfriend, Myra Monkhouse.
"Miss me, Stevie?" Myra asked.
"M...Myra? But you're..." Steve said it in shock.
"What? Dead? I am, actually. I'm a spirit only you can see. You're going to have to make amends with the Winslows." Myra said.
"How? I'm mad at me for not telling me." Steve said.
"I know. But can't you try?" Myra asked.
Steve thinks for a moment. Then he shakes his head.
"No, I can't." Steve said.
"Well, then you're just going to have to find a way to get past it. You can't keep running from your problems." Myra said to Steve:.
Steve knew that Myra would try to convince him to move on from the past by making amends with the Winslows, but he couldn't even do it.
Downstairs, Vanoss, who is also searching the mansion,. He comes across a hidden room and finds the diamond.
"Steve, I found it!" Vanoss shouted.
Steve runs to where Vanoss is.
"What is it?" Steve asked.
"Look!" Vanoss said, pointing to a hidden room that they had missed earlier.
There's a note on the floor. Steve picks it up.
"What's it saying?" Vanoss asked.
Steve realized who wrote the letter.
"Vanoss, I think this is from the Phantom." Steve said.
"What?!" Vanoss asked, swiping the letter before reading. "You've found our treasure. But be warned, it comes with a price."
"What else did it say?" Steve asked
Vanoss continues reading the letter. "Soon, with these six powerful diamonds, I will destroy the world and remake it in my image. I will be a god." He said.
"What?" Steve asked in shock before taking the letter. "Six diamonds? Well, we have to find the other five diamonds before it's too late.
"Wait, are you saying...?" Vanoss asked.
"Yes. We should join forces," Steve said.
"Well, if we're going to do this, we'll use my friends." Vanoss said, grabbing his phone to text his friends. "Because as of now, we're activated."
Vanoss texted his friends—Delirious, Marcel, Terroriser, Wildcat, and Nogla—that it's happening and that they've been activated for the biggest mission. Steve knew that he'll probably regret joining forces with him, but he has to deal with it. He texted his wife and kid through a group chat.
"Hey, guys. Something comes up. I'm going to be leaving town with Vanoss." Steve texted.
Arriving in Chicago, Cillian's nervous and excited that he's set to interview the Kill Bill kid. He hopes that he doesn't want to waste a trip here before his vacation.
"This is it. This is my big break. I can't screw it up." Cillian said, until seeing the ambulances at the house. "What the heck? What happened?!"
"The Kill Bill kid committed suicide." The paramedic said.
"What?! How?!" Cillian asked.
"He slit his throat with a katana." The paramedic said.
"Dammit. I was going to interview him for my podcast." Cillian said until he realized something. "Hey, do you know where Commissioner Carl Winslow lives?"
"He lives two blocks away." The paramedic said. "Why?"
"Well, I'm also doing an interview on him, an exclusive." Cillian said. "According to my schedule, I'm doing it at, what time is it?"
"It's about three thirty." The paramedic said.
"Okay, I can go there right now." Cillian said, walking away. "Thanks."
Cillian takes a long walk to his destination. He calls Jack on his phone through a video call.
"Hey Jack, the Kill Bill kid just committed suicide, so I have time to do the exclusive." Cillian said.
"Aw, that's a shame. Well, you can do the exclusive." Jack said.
"Thanks, but before I do that, I need to know what to say." Cillian said.
"The man's a police commissioner who's set to retire. He wants to talk about his life, and you can ask him a couple of questions involving the disappearance of his wife." Jack said, explaining the details.
"Okay, cool." Cillian said. "Thanks."
Cillian hung up his phone as he arrived at the Winslow residence. He stands at the door, knocking, and Carl promptly answers.
"Who's there?" Carl asked, opening the door.
"Hi there. I'm Cillian Darcy, and I'm a podcaster and reporter from New York. I'd love to interview Police Commissioner Carl Winslow." Cillian said, introducing himself. "Are you him?"
"Yes. That's me." Carl said, confirming that he's him before opened the door to invite him in. "Come on in."
Cillian steps inside and immediately notices the disarray in the house.
"Oh shit! What happened here?" Cillian asked.
"Ah, just the aftermath of '98." Carl said. "Coffee?"
"Sure." Cillian said. "Um, where can I set up for the interview?"
"Oh, go through there." Carl said, pointing at the kitchen.
"Okay." Cillian said, getting his gear from his duffle bag to prepare for his interview with Carl Winslow. He's nervous that it's his first exclusive interview. After drinking some coffee, he begins the interview.
"Alright, Carlton Otiz Winslow, born June 18, 1953, to Samuel and Estelle Winslow, both deceased, husband of Harriette since 1971, the father of Eddie, born in 1974, Laura, born in 1976, and Judy Winslow, born in 1980, and the adopted father of Jerry Jamal Jameson, aka 3J, born in 1988. You climbed the ranks to become a police commissioner." Cillian said. "After almost fifty years on the force, you're set to retire."
"Yeah, since '98, my focus has shifted more to my career than my family. It was quite embarrassing to have to arrest my own son for corruption and murder that day. He was sentenced in '99." Carl said.
"What led to that?" Cillian asked.
"It all started after November 29, 1998, Laura's birthday. Myra's passing and her ex's leaving her drove our family apart. Eddie ended up with a hefty sentence for corruption, set to be out on parole soon. Laura struggled mentally due to bipolar disorder and was institutionalized, with Maxine there for support. And Judy took 3J to Boston to keep him away from Laura's situation. Richie and Rachel stayed in Detroit, while Harriette vanished six months ago, likely due to Larry Smiley." Carl said, explaining that he and his family have drifted apart.
"Who's Larry Smiley?" Cillian asked.
"He runs the Love and Commitment Institute. But let's not forget the one who catalysed our downfall that day—Steve Urkel." Carl said, bitterly.
"That FBI agent?" Cillian asked.
"That's right, but unfortunately, I met up with him at the store last week, we spoke and he apologised, but instead of hating him, I rather forgive him." Carl said. "Cillian, I listened to your podcast, Before you signed off, I heard you were wondering about the Phantom."
"Yeah, whatever they're planning." Cillian said. "When I snuck into an abandoned mansion in the forest last week when I was here, I was trying to figure out what the Phantom was doing and decided to investigate."
Carl realizes that they can both hunt him down.
"You know, I've done some research on you about your previous life, Red Eagle." Carl said, revealing that Cillian was once a superhero called the Red Eagle. "Former superhero and a member of The Rebels."
"That's right." Cillian said in shock and amazement.
"I looked you up, and I have to admit, you're pretty interesting. How would you feel if we joined forces?" Carl asked.
"I think I can have time before my vacation. Let's do it." Cillian said, smiling. "Let's come up with a plan for capturing the bastard."
"First, we need someone close to Steve. Naomi's our best bet since his family's estranged." Carl said.
"Naomi?" Cillian asked.
"His wife." Carl said.
"Oh. Well, she's our first stop." Cillian said.
"You drive?" Carl asked.
"Yeah, I'll drive." Cillian aid.
Cillian and Carl head out of the house. They get inside Carl's car and start driving in search of Steve Urkel. They drove past the old Monkhouse residence as Carl looked at that house.
"Who lived there?" Cillian asked.
"Well, remember I told you about Myra's passing? Well, she used to live there." Carl said, explaining.
"Whoa," Cillian said. "You want me to pull over?"
"Please," Carl said, getting an idea of recruiting someone.
At the same time, at the old Monkhouse residence, two twin girls named Stephanie Laurine and Stephanie Melody were raised by their grandmother, Mavis Monkhouse, mother of the late Myra Monkhouse. Due to their same name, they both agreed to be called by their middle names. Laurel is the older twin who happens to be a geeky, nerdy, and playful twin, while Melody is the younger twin who's a normal bad girl with a wild personality.
"Enjoy Florida, grandma!" Laurine said.
"Call us when you land! Love you!" Melody said.
"She's going to have a good time seeing great-aunt Monica again." Laurine said.
"And it is so cool that she trusts us to leave us alone for the first time. Melody said.
Just then, both of them are going to enjoy themselves.
"Sucker!" Both twins said in unison.
Just then, they see Carl's car driving by until it pulls up. They walked towards the car.
"Commissioner Winslow, what are you doing here?" Laurine asked.
"I want to talk to your grandmother, where is she?" Carl asked.
"She's gone off to Florida to see her sister." Melody said. "Why?"
"Oh, right. She told me that I forgot. So listen, since she's gone off, you two girls are going to come with me." Carl said.
"Oh, okay." Laurine said.
"Laurel, we can't trust him." Melody said to her sister.
"Mel, we can. I mean, we do need to have a road trip." Laurine said until she realized something before turning to Carl. "Is this journey something to do with finding our dad?"
"Yes, so are you okay with it?" Carl asked.
"We'll do it!" Both twins said in unison quickly.
Laurine and Melody entered the back of the car, where they see Cillian driving.
"Hi, we're Stephanie, but we're Laurine and Melody." Laurel said.
"Hi, Cillian Darcy." Cillian said.
"He's just helping me find the Phantom." Carl said. "Okay, you can drive."
Cillian continues driving.
At the laboratory, where Cillian, Carl, Laurine, and Melody survey the wreckage.
"What the heck?" Melody asked in shocked.
"Holy... What the hell happened here?" Cillian asked.
"Beats me. It looks like it went up in flames." Carl said.
"Not quite." The voice said happened to be Naomi, who appears as she enters the lab and approaches them. "Someone with control over the elements wreaked havoc here—a girl from the African jungles named Lena."
"Lena? The Jungle Girl? I've heard of her. She's the one who blew up Briarwood County for replacing its children with androids." Cillian said.
"How'd you know all of this?" Laurine asked.
"It made headlines." Cillian said before turning to Naomi. "Where was she last spotted?"
"She disappeared into that tunnel." Naomi said, pointing at the tunnel.
Suddenly, they overhear voices nearby. It's Wildcat, Marcel, and Terroriser. Wildcat is a pink pig who wears a white motorcycle helmet, a white t-shirt with a pink wildcat logo, and zebra-patterned leggings/occasional boxer briefs. Marcel is dressed like Finn from Adventure Time but more realistic, being slightly taller and having a larger head, humanoid face, and big eyes. Terroriser as brown hair, black sunglasses, a white shirt, blue pants, and black boots.
"This is all your fault for us getting killed in Left for Dead Four!" Marcel said to Wildcat.
"Hey, I hate horror games, man! And that was before we can actually die!" Wildcat said angrily at Marcel.
"You hate horror games? Try being a black guy." Marcel said
"At least you weren't the only woman. I pressed the wrong body type!" Terroriser said. "I mean, come on! Who designed this?!"
Cillian, Carl, Naomi, Laurine, and Melody hide as Terroriser adjusts his attire.
"Ugh, can someone get him a jacket or something?" Marcel asked.
"Oh, so your male gaze is my fucking problem now?" Terroriser asked.
Carl, Cillian , Naomi, Laurine, and Melody see them heading to the tunnel near the entrance, leaving them to follow.
"What's the plan?" Cillian asked.
"We can follow them." Carl said to Cillian.
Carl, Cillian, Naomi, Laurine, and Melody follow them and slide down into the tunnel to the centre of a laboratory.
"Where di they go?" Carl asked.
"I don't know." Cillian said.
"Okay, let's find them." Naomi said.
Carl. Cillian, Naomi, Laurine, and Melody hope to find the three by following the voices.
"I told you I'd cash app you directly if you shut the fuck up, Marcel!" Wildcat shouted, echoing.
"You shut the fuck up, Wildcat! You and Vanoss used the chainsaws as a wake up prank!" Marcel shouted.
"I said I was sorry! All we have to do right now is find Vanoss, Delirious, and Nogla, and meet this Steve, whoever the fuck he is." Wildcat said, echoing.
Carl, Cillian, Naomi, Laurine, and Melody are shocked that they're trying to find Steve as well. Just then, they see a white diamond on the ceiling.
"What's that?" Carl asked, seeing the diamond.
"Some king of a diamond. I'll climb up and get it." Cillian said, preparing to climb up.
"Be careful." Naomi said.
Cillian starts climbing up to the ceiling to get the white diamond. He was almost there. He jumps down onto the path to walk carefully. When he's one step to the diamond, he grabs the white diamond.
"Cillian, did you get it?" Carl asked.
"Yeah, I got it." Cillian said.
Just then, both Wildcat and Marcel arrive and find them.
"What the hell?" Wildcat asked.
"What the fuck are you guys doing?" Marcel asked.
"Oh, don't mind us, we're just collecting that." Laurine said, pointing at the diamond.
While they were talking, the white diamond's glowing as a hole in the ceiling began to tear open. Cillian hears someone screaming in the hole as the person falls down towards Cillian, and they both fall down.
"Cillian, are you okay?" Carl asked.
"I'm fine, I'm fine." Cillian said.
"Who was that pushing you?" Melody asked.
The smoke makes it clear that the person who pushed him was none other than the past version of Steve Urkel, who was twenty-one years old.
"Did I do that?" Past Steve asked.
"Yeah, it's okay. No worries." Cillian said.
Carl recognizes the younger Steve Urkel. "Steve?" He asked in shocked.
Past Steve looks at Carl.
"Oh, hi, big guy. Nice look." Past Steve said. "What year is this?"
"2024." Melody said.
" Oh. I must've time-traveled here from 1997. Anyway, I was making some adjustments on my time machine on the eve of my twenty-first birthday, and I have this mysterious glitch that came from this time. I have this feeling that the Steve you knew needs my help." Past Steve said.
"He does. And none of us don't know where he is." Carl said before turning to Wildcat and Marcel. "Also, how did you three got here?"
"We had to escape from a mad scientist." Wildcat said.
"Oh wow, what did he look like?" Naomi asked.
"Well, his face is burned so badly, and he's reduced to a ghastly, mummy-like creature. He was obsessed with mastering the secrets of life." Marcel said.
"I know that freak! You described Landor, the Maker of Monsters." Cillian said.
Melody recognizes him.
"Hey, are you Cillian Darcy, the podcaster and reporter?" Melody asked.
"That's right. And, I came to help." Cillian said.
"I asked him if he'd be willing to join forces with me." Carl said. "And he said yes."
"Yeah, and it's an honour to hunt down the Phantom." Cillian said.
"Well, if you're trying to find Vanoss, Delirious and Nogla, then me and Marcel will help." Wildcat said. "We got separated from Terroriser."
"Then, don't worry. We'll find the Steve I know." Carl said.
"But, the only question is, where is he?" Laurine asked.
Carl, Cillian, Naomi, Past Steve, Laurine, Melody, Wildcat, and Marcel wonder about that question.
Tia walks down in the streets of Chicago.
"While there's two groups of our heroes beginning their adventure, let's focus on this mysterious hero." Tia said, narrating before seeing a Latino-American girl, walking to school. "Lorcan Bree Darcy. She idolized the Darcy Triplets as her heroes. Her favorite triplet was Lorcan Darcy, Cillian's late brother. Her friends called her by her middle name because her name was confusing. Now, look at her right now."
A Latino-American teenage girl named Lorcan "Bree" Darcy walks to school. She idolizes the Darcy Triplets as her heroes, her favourite triplet was Lorcan Darcy, her namesake, and she was dealing with grief that her idol was killed in the bomb explosion. She is a fifteen-year-old Latino-American girl with black hair with purple, blue, and green highlights. She wears a black shirt with a pink skull on it, blue jeans, and brown boots. Bree is a quintuplet and the youngest. Bree is the new girl in the city and is from a different Darcy family here. She never really hates her parents, they never truly got along. They argued, disagreed, and butted heads over almost everything. They didn't see eye-to-eye on politics, religion, lifestyle, and how to raise healthy, happy kids. Bree is Christian, while her parents are very devout Agnostic. Bree is very liberal, while her parents are very conservative. And Bree is also unapologetically bisexual, while her parents, not surprisingly, are extremely biphobic.
But, even though on the inside it was really clear that she didn't get along with her parents, she was never very public or vocal about her disagreements with them. She still needed a roof over her head, food to eat, and money in her pocket, and she was afraid that if she shared who she really was and what she really believed too strongly, they would kick her out of the house, maybe even disown her. Because of that, she formed what looked like a good relationship with her parents, but it was totally fake and artificial; on the inside, she just didn't get along with them. They saw her as being practically perfect, a good and trustworthy kid, but Bree saw that her parents were really flawed.
Her mom liked to hold grudges, was very quick to judge people, and liked to enforce really old fashioned gender roles, like that boys should do yard work and take out the trash and that girls only belonged in the kitchen and were destined to become subservient housewives. And her father was so invested and distracted by her work that she never formed real bonds with his children. She was also upset at the way her four older quintuplet sisters were treated. Her parents wouldn't allow her sisters to have friends outside of school, have phones, participate in extracurricular activities, or drive when they reached the legal age of sixteen.
When she met Lorcan, Bree was excited to meet him. What her family didn't know is that she was born with incredible reality warping superpowers. Lorcan taught her to control her powers and use them for good. Before he was killed, Lorcan told his namesake that she was ready.
Bree was in class, listening to her art teacher's lecture.
"Alfred Hitchcock famously called film, "little pieces of time" but he could be talking about photography, as he likely was." Her teacher said. "These pieces of time can frame us in our glory and our sorrows; from light to shadow; from color to chiaroscuro..."
Bree looks at her entry photo.
"Look at this crap! How can I show this to my teacher? I can hear the class laughing at me now." Bree thoughts to herself.
Bree takes a selfie with her camera as her art teacher sees.
"Shh, I believe Bree has taken a selfie. A wonderful photographic tradition. And she has a gift. Of course, as you all know, the photo portrait has been popular since the early 1800's. Your generation was not the first to use images for "selfie-expression." Sorry. I couldn't resist. The point remains that the portraiture has always been a vital aspect of art, and photography, for as long as it's been around. Now, Bree, since you've captured our interest and clearly want to join the conversation, can you please tell us the name of the process that gave birth to the first self-portraits?" Her art teacher asked.
"The Daguerreian Process. Invented by a French painter named...Louis Daguerre. Around 1830." Bree said.
"Well, someone has done their homework. Good for you, Bree." Her art teacher said, smiling. " The Daguerreian Process made portraiture hugely popular, mainly because it gave the subjects clear, defined features. You can learn more when you actually finish reading the assigned chapters. Bree is so far, way ahead of everybody."
Prinicipal Wells enters the class.
"Bree Darcy, mind if we have a word?" Principal Wells asked.
Bree grabs her backpack and walks towards the principal, who is out in the hallway.
"What is it?" Bree asked.
"Your teachers are concerned about your wellbeing. Does any of this has to do with your namesake?" Principal Wells asked.
"Yeah, after he died, I wanted to be alone." Bree said.
"How well did you know him?" Principal Wells asked.
"Oh, very well. He was my hero, my idol, and my role model." Bree said. "He taught me what it meant to be Lorcan Darcy."
"Lorcan was a kind and generous man. You're lucky to have a mentor like him. Let me ask you this, if a person wearing a blindfold picked the answers on a true or false quiz at random, do you know what score they would get?"
"Fifty percent." Bree said.
"That's right. The only way to get all the answers wrong, is to know which answers were right. I'm assigning you a personal essay. It's about you and what kind of person you want to be." Principal Wells said.
When she arrived home, Bree stared at her stack of homework. She takes out a legal pad to start on her Great Expectations paper. She sighs. That was until she hears the noises downstairs.
She walks out of the room and realizes it was the ICE. She noticed that her parents and sisters were arrested when a newly elected governor issued an executive order to arrest the children of undocumented immigrants. Bree knew that she couldn't stay here, so she had to escape from New York to be safe by hiding in the trailer of the truck as it drove off with her inside out of Chicago.
Driving out of Chicago, Steve and Vanoss are driving out in the middle of nowhere. They both remained quiet while driving the car. In the past, Steve got rid of the Urkelmobile to buy a new car. After a few minutes, Vanoss finally started speaking.
"So, Steve, how long have you been working for the FBI?" Vanoss asked.
"About twenty-six years, shortly after I return from space." Steve said.
"You've been to space?" Vanoss asked.
"Yeah, NASA bought the patent to one of my inventions, and I was sent into space with a pair of astronauts to test it out. My invention unintentionally caused a nearby satellite to crash into the space shuttle, and before long, I was sent hurtling through outer space. They were struggling to recover the astronauts and save my life. After that, I return to Earth as a national hero." Steve said.
"And how would you feel about that?" Vanoss asked.
Steve closed his eyes for a second.
"I was scared—traumatic, actually." Steve said.
"And how did you become an agent in the FBI?" Vanoss asked.
"After my ex-girlfriend died and angrily left the Winslows for good, I moved into an apartment, but then I walked down to the bar. I met one of the members of that street gang I know, the Piranhas, his name is Skull. He spoke, hitting it off as friends. It turns out he happens to be an FBI agent who went undercover as a gang member to find the drugs that Renaldo, the leader of the gang, kept and hidden, and waited for the right moment to arrest them with a secret help from me becoming Bruce Lee Urkel." Steve said.
"And he owed you for that?" Vanoss asked.
"Yeah, and when we spoke at the bar, he told me that he and his boss were talking about me during one of his meetings and offered me a job at the FBI." Steve said. "So, I took the job. That's why I want to prove myself and do this solo mission."
"What about your family?" Vanoss asked.
"My parents, Herb and Diane, moved to Russia back in 1995. They neglected, showed contempt, and mistreated me when I was young. My dad's a neurosurgeon and wants me to become one." Steve said. "And then, after my ex-girlfriend died, my parents had the nerve to call me and want me to come live with them in Russia, but I said no."
"Sorry to hear that, Steve." Vanoss said before changing the subject. "So, we're heading to where?"
"We're heading to New Orleans, we might be tracking down the Phantom there." Steve said while driving.
At the same time, Delirious was walking in the desert. He has black hair and normal skin. He wears a white and red hockey mask, a black shirt with a blue hoodie, black pants, and black shoes.
Delirious sees Steve's car and waves at it.
Vanoss sees Delirious.
"Hey, it's Delirious!" Vanoss said, seeing his friend.
Steve pulls the car up and sees Delirious.
"There you are." Vanoss said, smiling.
"I've been looking for you! Do you have any ideas how much I have to cancel my time with my daughters to come here to help you?!" Delirious asked, smiling and giving his friend a handshake.
"Sorry about that." Vanoss said.
"It's all okay." Delirious said, smiling as he got in the car before seeing Steve. "Hi, sorry about all of this."
"It's okay." Steve said, start driving again.
The trio continues their journey to New Orleans, where they can find the Phantom.
Back at the lab, Carl, Cillian, Naomi, Past Steve, Laurine, Melody, Wildcat, and Marcel are trying to get out. What they didn't know is that Past Steve's time machine on his left arm is having technical issues.
"Steve, what is it?" Carl asked.
"My time machine's sparking something. It didn't happen like this before." Past Steve said, trying to fix it until the device is glowing red. "Uh oh."
"What's the uh oh?" Cillian asked.
"It's triggering it's new teleporting update." Past Steve said.
"It can teleport?" Carl asked.
As a result, the time machine transmitted the teleportation and teleported them to a different location. Carl, Cillian, Naomi, Melody, Wildcat, and Marcel are in New Orleans and Laurine and Past Steve are in the middle of nowhere.
"Where the hell are we?" Laurine asked.,
"I... I don't know." Past Steve said until he saw someone. "Look!"
Past Steve and Laurine see someone walking towards them. It happened to be Lorcan Bree Darcy, escaping from Chicago, who jumped out of the trailer of the truck. They saw each other from across the road, and none of them had anything to say.
And that is chapter two of Urkel. How cool are this chapter, huh? The second chapter introduces the past/younger version of Steve Urkel that you all know. I have plans for the next chapter in mind. So, I am announcing a contest that I already told you at the beginning of the chapter. So, thank you all so much for reading this chapter, stay tune for the third chapter. CillianChamp out.