Chef Hatchet vs. Jobber and segment.
Disclaimer: It's wonderful to see you readers again with this second episode of "Total Drama Wrestling Challenge" and this episode is going to be awesome do you want to know why?! Because we have a double main event! We have two royal rumble matches and they are for the TDW Womens Championship and the TDW World Heavyweight Championship! At the TDW Arena in Muskoka, Ontario! I hope enjoy this story and let's get ready to rumble!
The second episode of "Total Drama Wrestling Challenge" begins at Muskoka where there are 5,218 wrestling fans chanting "TDW" as they were psyched for the event as wrestling critiques were at ringside near the announcers table.
"Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the second episode of "Total Drama Wrestling Challenge" I am Jim Ross and this is Jerry "The King" Lawler…and this is "Edge" as we are at the new "TDW Arena." And this crowd is electric listen to them." Jim Ross said as the crowd was going bananas.
"TDW! TDW! TDW! TDW! TDW!" The fans chanted for 20 seconds as it must remind people of a certain promotion in Philly.
(Cult of Personality plays)
The crowd cheers as "Cult of Personality" by Living Color plays as Daniel King arrived wearing a sports jacket, jeans, sneakers, and a hat as he walked out of the curtain to cheers.
"The commissioner is here King." Jim Ross said to Jerry.
"Ladies and Gentlemen…please welcome The Commissioner of Total Drama Wrestling! Daniel King!" Howard Finkel announced as Daniel slapped some fans hands and then walked to the ring and grabbed a microphone as he was about to say something.
"Hello Muskoka!" Daniel said as the crowd cheered.
"Welcome to the second show of Total Drama Wrestling and this is The TDW ARENA!" Daniel said as the crowd cheered again.
"You guys, if you want to know the reason why I got this job…it's a an interesting story." Daniel said to the crowd as they chanted "What?"
"Well…other then wrestling I loved Total Drama…" Daniel said as the crowd cheered and chanted "Total Drama!"
"Same here guys…so this is why I am here. But the real reason why I am here is because I talked to Bret Hart earlier in the show and asked him if I can take the commissioner job off his hands he said "sure" and bam I was hired." Daniel said as the crowd applauded his answer.
"Cool story." Jerry Lawler said as he drank some diet Mountain Dew.
"Other then that…I talked to the producers of the show of the Total Drama Series and they were producing the Total Drama Wrestling show and I asked them to be in charge…to take it away from Chris McLean who is the biggest sadist bastard on earth." Daniel said as the crowd cheered.
"Ha…ain't that the truth." Edge said as he chuckled.
"They agreed with me and hired me away because I asked…but I wonder how Chris will react to see when he finds out." Daniel King said as "I want to talk about me" by Toby Keith played as the crowd booed.
Not because of the song because of who's coming out…Chris McLean.
"Oh…not him, he is a no good son of a bitch!" Edge said as Chris McLean arrived wearing his normal clothes as he walked to the ring and the music stopped as the crowd booed.
"Listen here bub…I am in charge of Total Drama not you!" Chris said to Daniel as the crowd booed louder.
"Well if you look at this contract it specifically states that I own Total Drama series forever more." Daniel said to Chris as the crowd cheered.
"But I told you that I am…" Chris said to Daniel.
"Hey! Look at the fine print you ego freak! I don't obsess with the fone print like you did when you screwed Courtney out of season two the first time at Camp Wawanakwa with the goddamn fine print and now I am going to screw you over!" Daniel said as footage played on the screen from a meeting with the producers from earler today.
"Hello gentlemen here are my promises for if I am the new host of Total Drama…I will keep my promises of fancy places, no double crossing of any kind, no bullcrap, and no crappy episodes." Daniel proposed the idea said to the producers on the screen.
"Well…Daniel as long as you cannot be sadisitc and not egomanical." Mr. Thomas Wright said to Daniel.
"I promise to provide great challenges, great episodes, and not to be sadistic, and not to be egomaniacal." Daniel said to the producers.
"You're hired…all you have to do is sign here to make it official." Mr. Thomas Wright said as Daniel signed it to the escatsy of the crowd and to the anger of the former host Chris McLean.
"Oh Hello, Chris…I just wanted to tell you that other then this wrestler job you have you are basically out of a job…in other words you are fired…have a nice day." Daniel said as the crowd chanted "YES! YES! YES!" as Chris wanted to tear him limb from limb.
"ARGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! LISTEN TO ME YOU LITTLE PUNK! I WAS IN CHARGE OF TOTAL DRAMA FOR SEVEN YEARS! IT WAS MY IDEA! MINE! I APPRECIATE THAT YOU ARE A FAN AND ALL BUT I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU WALK IN HERE AND STEAL WHAT IS MINE!" Chris said as he charged at him.
"Whoa!" Jerry Lawler said as Daniel nailed him with a clothesline.
"How did he do that?" Jim Ross asked Edge and Jerry Lawler as the crowd cheered.
"Tonight McLean you asshole! It's you against that guy you eliminated on TD:PI because he wanted your job…Topher!" Daniel said as the crowd cheered.
"What?" Jerry Lawler asked in shock.
"Topher? But how is this possible?" Edge asked Jerry Lawler as Topher arrived wearing his normal clothes.
"But right now we have Chef Hatchet in a squash so let's get ready for some action with an awesome double main event tonight with two royal rumble matches in one night!" Daniel said as he left the ring as a 202 pounds caucasian meatball guy named "Simon Oliver" walked to the ring wearing green tights, gold boots, and gold knee-pads.
"Well after an awesome way to kick off the show…we are going to have our opening contest with Chef Hatchet preparing for the royal rumble match later tonight for the TDW World Heavyweight Championship…let's go to the ring." Jim Ross said as the bell rang as "Bad to the bone" by George Thorogood played as Chef Hatchet arrived sporting a attire similar to Kevin Nash.
"The following contest is for one fall…introducing first weighing in at 326 Pounds…Chef Hatchet!" Howard Finkel announced as the crowd booed at him.
"Man Chef is a tough SOB and he's Chris McLean sidekick I wonder how nuch more he's going to take?" Edge asked Jerry Lawler.
"I don't know Edge but let's find out." Jerry Lawler said to Edge.
"And his opponent weighing in at 202 pounds…from Muskoka, Ontario…Simon Oliver." Howard Finkel announced as the crowd gave him a small applause.
(Bell rings to start the match as Chef enters the ring)
"Here we go…" Jerry Lawler said as the match started as Chef and Simon grappled for a second before Chef Irish-whipped him and clotheslined him.
"Damn Chef is brutal…" Jim Ross said as Chef picked up Simon with a military press slam.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Chef scmreamed as the crowd booed.
"Look out." Edge said as Chef slammed him to the mat as Chef pins Simon.
"There's the cover." Jim Ross said as the ref is going to count now.
"1…2…" The ref counted before Chef pulled him up.
"No, no, no…I am not done with the meatball yet." Chef said as he kicked him in the gut and then picked him up.
"Uh-oh…" Jim Ross said to Jerry Lawler.
"Here comes the chokeslam…" Jerry Lawler said as Chef screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Chef screamed as he chokeslammed Simon Oliver to the mat below.
(BAM!)
"OH!" The crowd said as Chef covered him for the fall.
"Chef hooks the leg…" Edge said as the referee is going to count.
"1…2…3!" The ref counts three as Chef wins the match.
"Here's your winner Chef Hatchet!" Howard Finkel announced as the corwd booed.
"I hope he doesn't become champion and we'll be right back." Edge said as the camera faded to black.
Interesting opener anyway the next match is Blaineley vs. Gwen read and review!