The Jersey Gals vs. The New Asge Outlaws
Disclaimer: Well this is the opening contest of the third TDW Special Episode and this one is called "Clash of The Legends" and in this one The Legends of Wrestling face Total Drama Wrestling as they compete in matches and every title in TDW is up for grabs…enjoy!
"TDW! TDW! TDW!" The crowd chanted as the BB&T Center at Sunrise, Florida has been excited all day.
"Welcome to Total Drama Wrestling as we are coming to you live from the BB&T Center at Sunrise, Florida as every legend from WWE, WCW, ECW, TNA, and Japan are here in this event…as we go to the ring." Michael Cole said as The Jersey Shore theme song played as the crowd booed as Sierra and Anne Maria came through the curtain as Sierra was sporting the fur coat, fur hat, sunglasses, her cell phone and headphones as Anne Maria's was the same thing plus the hairspray, minus the cellphone as the bell sounded.
"The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one-fall…introducing first Anne Maria Sanchez, and Sierra James…The Jersey Gals!" Justin Roberts announced as they arrived to the ring as Anne Maria grabbed his microphone.
"Sunrise Florida…the home of The Florida Panthers." Anne Maria said as she got a cheap pop as Sierra got the microphone.
"They have two playoff appearances in history…they are a bunch of losers who suck at hockey." Sierra said as the crowd booed them.
"Shut the fuck up" the crowd chanted as they have heat now as Anne Maria began to speak again.
"Well…at least I am not some crappy pop star or some lame tag team trying to live their glory days again…like the New Age Outlaws, their awful because their nothing like my Vito!" Anne Maria said as the crowd booed her as the crowd chanted "Move on" as The New Age Outlaws interrupted as the theme song started.
"Oh you didn't know…your ass better call somebody here!" "Road Dogg" Jesse James said as he and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn arrived to cheeres as they sported their normal attire but with Florida Panther Caps and Jerseys as Road Dogg has a microphone of his own.
"You Damn Right!" Road Dogg said as he began to talk.
"CUT THE MUSIC!" Road Dogg said as he continued to speak.
"You see, Anne Maria…Sierra…you two are crazy for criticizing a really good hockey team that deserved a shot to win the Stanley Cup back in 1996…and they deserved to try again in 2012 but hey when you get to disrepcting some legends like me and BA over here…we are coming over here to kick your two slutty asses all over Florida! But first things first." Road Dogg said as he and Billy Gunn arived to the ring.
"Ladies and Gentlemen boys and girls, Children of All Ages, D-Generation X is proud to bring to you it's 6-Time WWE Tag Team Champions of The WORLD!" Road Dogg announced as the crowd said it along.
"The Road Dogg Jesse James, The Bad Ass Billy Gunn…The New Age Outlaws!" Road Dogg finished as the crowd finished as well.
"This is awesome Michael…" Tazz said as Jesse gave the microphone to Billy.
"And if you're not down with that we got two words for you!" Billy Gunn said as he pointed the microphone up in the air.
"SUCK IT!" The crowd shouted as the bell sounded as the match started as Road Dogg started for his team as Anne Maria started for her team.
"Well Cole, here we go!" Tazz said as Anne Maria and Road Dogg did the collar and elbow tie up as Road Dogg won the early advantage as he threw Anne Maria into the corner as he did right jabs to her face as he did a hip toss as the crowd cheered.
"Several rights and a hip-toss as the crowd cheered as Road Dogg tags in Billy Gunn." Michael Cole said as Billy Gunn was in the the match as Anne Maria blushed as she forgot all about Vito and kissed him as the crowd cringed as they were grossed out.
"Ew! Anne Maria just kissed a married man!" Michael Cole said as Billy began attacking away at Anne Maria as he nailed a suplex on her.
"Suplex by Billy Gunn as he goes for the cover." Tazz said as the ref began to count as Billy pinned Anne Maria.
"1…2…" The ref counted as Sierra stomped on Billy Gunn's back as she broke the count as Anne Maria began pulling on Billy's hair as Road Dogg tried to intervene but the referee stopped him as Anne Maria kneed him in the crotch three times behind the back as she tagged in Sierra as they did their finishing move called "Popularity Street" which is a combination of a Superkick and a German Suplex.
"Bam…superkick by Anne Maria as Sierra nails the German Suplex for Popularity Street." Tazz said as Sierra nailed the move as she pinned Billy Gunn.
"Ballgame." Tazz said as the ref began to count.
"1…2…" The ref counted as Road Dogg made the save as he nailed the elbow as Billy tagged in Road Dogg as he did his sockem-bopem punching as he punched Sierra as he jumped the ropes and he did his usual elbow drop as he tagged in Billy Gunn as Anne Maria got up as Billy Gunn nailed a tilt-a-whirl slam as Billy pinned Sierra as the ref began to count.
"1…2…" The ref counted as Anne Maria stomped on Billy Gunn again.
"Road Dogg makes Anne Maria pay as he throws Anne Maria out to the side." Michael Cole said as Billy Gunn kicked Sierra in the gut as she nailed his finisher called "The Fame-Ass-er" which was a leg drop bulldog.
"The Fame-Ass-er…as Billy gets the cover on Sierra…" Tazz said as the referee began to count.
"1…2…3!" The ref counted as the crowd cheered as the bell sounded.
"Here are your winners…The New Age Outlaws!" Justin Roberts announced as the crowd roared.
"This match was for you Roddy Piper." Billy Gunn said as the crowd chanted "Hot Rod" as the camera went to the announcers.
"Well we will be back with Duncan against "The Charasmaitic Enigma" Jeff Hardy…next!" Michael Cole said as the camera faded to black.
Rest in Peace "Rowdy" Roddy Piper 1954-2015.
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