Tommy Dreamer vs. Amy
Disclaimer: This is going to be a deathmatch because nobody wants to see Sammy die because of her older twin Amy…anyway here we go.
"Welcome back to TDW's Clash of the Legends as we have a few matches left…as we have now a deathmatch which was originally gonna be between Amy and Sammy but now it will be Amy against "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer as we go backstage where Funaki is with Tommy Dreamer." Michael Cole said as the camera panned out to Funaki and Tommy Dreamer who were backstage.
"Thank you. Tommy Dreamer…you wrestled women before…but unlike Andy Kaufman you lost to them and you actually wrestled them unlike him also…anyway my question will be what will be your gameplan be for this matchup?" Funaki asked him.
"To just be who I am…extreme and hardcore even to a woman." Tommy Dreamer said as he left Funaki.
"Okay…well Michael Cole and Tazz back to you at ringside." Funaki said to them as the camera returned to the ringside area.
"Well Tazz what is your favorite?" Michael asked Tazz.
"My favorite is Tommy Dreamer…I mean come on he is a former ECW Champion as he will win this one in my opinion against a cheerleader." Tazz said as the bell sounded.
"The next match is a Deathmatch set for one-fall…" Justin Roberts announced as the crowd cheered as after 5 seconds the cheering dided down as "Fancy" by Iggy Azalea featuring Charlie XCX played as Amy was wearing her cheerleader's uniform as the crowd booed her really loud.
"Introducing first…Amy!" Justin Roberts announced as she entered the ring.
"She gives twins a bad name." Michael Cole said as "Even Flow" by Pearl Jam played as Tommy Dreamer arrived with a garbage can full of all kinds of weapons…like kendo sticks, steel chairs, two by fours with barbed wire, and more as he threw the can into the ring as Jeff Hardy ran into the ring to cheers as he wore a referee's shirt as he signaled to ring the bell as the match started as Amy was then scared to death.
"Here comes the death match Amy." Tazz said as Tommy Dreamer grabbed out a kendo stick and then he whacked in the gut as he whipped her to the corner and did a few clotheslines as he then grabbed a chair and hit her in the head.
"Oh my goodness…he is beating up a cheerleader just like he did in 1993-1994…this takes me back." Tazz said as the crowd chanted "ECW" as he grabbed a barbed wire baseball bat and hit her in the head several times as she then started to bleed.
"Man…is she bleeding a crimson mask or what?" Michael Cole said as then Tommy Dreamer was setting up for a pildriver as he had her set up as her skirt came down revealing Hello Kitty panties to the entire crowd as they laughed and wolf-whistled in comedic purposes as the commentators were shocked.
"What in the hell?" Tazz asked Michael Cole.
"Oh my god…those panties look horrible, even worse than Sugar Silo's rapping." Michael Cole said as Tommy Dreamer nailed the move as he was setting up for his patened "Dreamer Driver" as he carried her on his shoulders as Jeff Hardy set up a table.
"Watch Out!" Tazz said as he nailed the move right on the table to Amy as the crowd went wild as Tommy pinned Amy as the ref…Jeff Hardy began to count.
"1…2…3!" Jeff Hardy counted as Tommy Dreamer won the match as the crowd cheered.
"Your winner is Tommy Dreamer." Justin Roberts announced.
"We will return with Alejandro against Goldberg in his first match in over 10 years." Michael Cole said as the camera faded to black.
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