Dawn vs. Zoey and announcements.
Disclaimer: After probably one of the most dangerous matches ever in TDW History...I thought nobody could top it...maybe these two girls can top Sky and Courtney with a Bundles of Joy Deathmatch. ENJOY!
The crowd and the fans were still reeling from what they just saw as there were
"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back as we finally got an update on Sierra's condition as we have the TDW Comissioner Daniel King in the ring." Jim Ross said as Daniel was in the ring.
"Ladies and Gentlemen...first off after the TLC Deathmatch, the doctors took a look at Sky and Courtney as both of those two ladies suffered some injuries as they suffered a lot of blood loss. But not enough to go to the hospital...even though they are both still injured. Sky was still taken to the hospital as she suffered several injuries as she suffered a minor concussion, a shoulder injury, some minor burns, and broke one of her fingers." Daniel announced as the crowd cringed.
"Courtney suffered a minor concussion as well...and she is resting in the infirmary right now getting ready for the finals. Anyway...about Sierra...after her match against Courtney earlier when she was taken to the hospital by the EMT's she is currently in intensive care and she will be for the next three weeks as she suffered a major concussion, 2nd-degree burns, she did not lose her hair...but she did break her arm." Daniel announced as he was finished.
"Now, this next match is a Bundles of Joy Deathmatch between Dawn and Zoey and the winner faces Courtney in the finals...right now!" Daniel said as the bell sounded as Daniel left the ring and went back stage.
"The following contest is a Bundles Of Joy Deathmatch scheduled for one-fall!" Justin Roberts announced as the crowd cheered.
"The winner of the match faces Courtney in the Women's Grindhouse Tournament!" Justin said as "Stronger" by Kelly Clarkson started to play as Zoey came out to cheers.
"Here comes Zoey." Jerry Lawler said as she sported a leotard version of her swimsuit as she was still a bit tired from her match with Anne Maria.
"Introducing first, from Calgary, Alberta Canada...she is Zoey Brown!" Justin Roberts announced as Zoey got into the ring as "Fireflies" by Owl City played as Dawn came out to a loud reception of cheers.
"Her opponent...from The Land of Mother Nature, she is Dawn!" Justin Roberts announced as the crowd chanted "Let's Go Dawn" as the chanting went on as she went into the ring as this time she sported a leotard similar to her swimsuit.
"Both women are friends and they are facing in each other in a deathmatch where the winner goes to the finals against Courtney Lopez." Jim Ross said as Zoey and Dawn shook hands as Courtney looked on backstage as the bell rang.
"In speaking of Courtney she's watching the match backstage as the match is officially underway." Joey Styles said as Zoey and Dawn grabbed several bundles of Light Tubes as Dawn grabbed a bed of barbed wire as she threw it into the ring as she and Zoey began brawling.
"Here we go!" Jerry Lawler said as they were brawling until Dawn took Zoey down with an arm-drag as the crowd cheered Dawn on that move.
"A good arm-drag by Dawn as she grabs a kendo stick." Jim Ross said as she whacked Zoey in the gut.
"What a shot!" Joey Styles said as she was about to strike again but Zoey countered it and grabbed it back and retaliated with several shots to Dawn's back.
"Zoey fights back with shots of her own." Jerry Lawler said as she finished using the Kendo Stick as she picked Dawn up and placed her on the top rope.
"Dawn is on the top rope...Zoey is now on the top rope, and now she is going to probably do something desperate." Jim Ross said as Zoey nailed a back-to-back suplex on to Dawn on the bundle of Light Tubes as the crowd cheered and chanted "HOLY SHIT!" as both Zoey and Dawn were screaming in pain as their backs were bleeding again.
"HOLY FUCK! ZOEY BROWN JUST DID A BACK-TO-BELLY SUPLEX TO DAWN ON A BUNDLE OF LIGHT TUBES AS THEIR BACKS ARE BLEEDING!" Joey Styles screamed as Zoey had Dawn pinned early in the match as the referee began to count.
"1...2..." The ref counted as Dawn kicked out.
"Dawn kicks out at two...and it's not over." Jim Ross said as Zoey pulled Dawn up as she was hammering away.
"Look at this!" Jerry Lawler said in shock as Dawn was hammering away on Zoey.
"Dawn is hammering away at the runner up of Total Drama All-Stars!" Jim Ross said as Dawn irish-whipped Zoey as Dawn got one of the light tubes from her bundle as she hit Zoey in the head as the crowd cringed.
"GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!" Jim Ross said as Dawn grabbed another one and she beat the living piss out of Zoey.
"I'm sorry Zoey." Dawn said to Zoey.
"It's okay." Zoey responded back to Dawn as the moonchild kept hammering away as after the third light tube shot Zoey's head started to bleed again.
"The girl from Wendys is bleeding again." Jerry Lawler said as Jim Ross glared at him.
"What?" Jim Ross asked him.
"The girl from the Wendys logo? She is bleeding once more." Jerry explained to Jim Ross.
"I know that she is bleeding but Zoey is not the girl from Wendy's how dare you compare Zoey to the mascot of Wendys?" Jim Ross asked him as Dawn pulled Zoey up and kicked her in the gut as she was setting her up for the "Twist of Fate" as she nailed it.
"Twist of Fate by Dawn as she might go to the finals." Jim Ross said as the ref began to count.
"1...2..." The ref counted as Heather broke up the pin as she stomped on Dawn's head which definitely gave out a negative reaction.
"OH COME ON NOW! HEATHER CLARKSON WHO ALREADY IS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER AFTER WINNING A FIVE WOMAN ELIMINATION MATCH AT BEACHBLAST IS IN THE RING AS SHE CALLS FOR HELP!" Jim Ross said as Blaineley, Katie, Anne Maria, Eva, Jo, and an "allegedly" injured Sierra ran down to the ring to beat up and assault on Dawn and Zoey.
"Here comes the Women of The Empire JR...this is great!" Jerry Lawler said as he was happy about seeing this kind of anarchy.
"What in the hell is great about this?!" Jim Ross asked as Sierra limped into the ring as she had a crutch, a cast in her arm, and allegedly burn scars all over her body as Sierra peeled off the pinkish burn scars off of her body, took off her cast, and threw her crutch away as the crowd was stunned.
"WHAT?!" Jerry Lawler said as he was stunned.
"Oh, what the hell?" Jim Ross said as the women of the Empire began their mugging.
"It's a miracle JR!" Jerry said as he was happy that Sierra "allegedly" recovered that quickly.
"It was a set up as the women of The Empire are mugging Dawn and Zoey and it's a disgrace." Joey Styles said as Heather, Blaineley, and Eva began mauling on Dawn as Jo, Anne Maria, Katie, and Sierra were mauling away on Zoey as they were beating the holy hell out of them with light tubes, chairs, kendo sticks, barbed wire baseball bats, and more but there was one last thing as the crowd was booing them so loudly that it was deafening.
"This crowd is really angry, and pissed off about The Empire ruining what could have been a great match up!" Joey Styles said as Heather grabbed two tables made of glass and she used lighter fluid on both of them and lighters as she set them on fire.
"Oh My God...what are they gonna do?" Jim Ross said as Heather, Blaineley, and Eva were setting up a Triple Powerbomb to Dawn as Jo, Sierra, Anne Maria, and Katie were setting up a Quadruple Powerbomb.
"Oh No! NO! NOW COME ON!" Jim Ross said as there were cheers as several peoplecame to the rescue of Dawn and Zoey and they were feuding with The Empire as well.
"Oh NO! NOT THE REBEL ALLIANCE!" Jerry Lawler said as he was upset.
"Here comes The Rebel Alliance!" Joey Styles said as Mike, Bridgette, Gwen, Topher, Lindsay, LeShawna, Justin, Cameron, Geoff, and Brody as the crowd roared.
"This is turning into a war!" Jim Ross said as they were fighting all over the ring as Dawn and Zoey got up slowly as then they started fighting on the behalf of their friends.
"DAWN AND ZOEY ARE UP! AND THEY ARE NOW BRAWLING FOR THE REBEL ALLIANCE! THIS IS REALLY ANARCHY HERE AT TDW!" Joey Styles said as the crowd chanted "TDW!" as they kept on fighting until the crowd booed again as C2, Alejandro, Devon Joseph, Jacques and Josee and Lightning Jackson ran down to complete The Empire.
"Ha-Ha-Ha...I knew they would come JR...I just knew it!" Jerry Lawler said as the crowd chanted "Same Old Shit" as the crowd were booing again as Alejandro was in control as C2, and Lightning were beating up Topher, and Cameron meanwhile Eva and Jo were taking out LeShawna and Gwen as Devon Joseph, Alejandro and Jacques were working on Geoff and Brody while Blaineley, Josee, and Heather were working on Bridgette and Lindsay.
"The Rebels can fight all they want but The Empire will eventually reign supreme!" Jerry Lawler said as he laughed as he was glad.
"This is not right! Evryone is getting beaten up by THE EMPIRE! THIS IS SO WRONG!" Joey Styles said as a sound of Broken Glass was made as the crowd errupted and then his trademark theme song "Glass Shatters" played.
"WHAT?!" Jerry Lawler said in shock as a bald headed beer drinking foul-mouted S.O.B came out of the curtain to cheers as "Stone Cold" Steve Austin arrived as he sported his black t-shirt with a "What" logo with the question mark and the skull on the bottom.
"BY GAWD! HERE HE IS! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STEVE AUSTIN IS HERE!" Jim Ross screamed as he ran to the ring as he begins whipping ass out of everybody in The Empire.
"AND HE IS OPENING UP A CAN OF WHUP-ASS ON EVERYONE IN THE EMPIRE!" Jim Ross shouted as he nailed Lightning with right hands as Chris McLean tried to assault him but Stone Cold nails him with his trademark "Stone Cold Stunner" as the crowd cheered.
"STONE COLD STUNNER ON CHRIS MCLEAN!" Jim Ross said as Chris flew right out the ring as Devon Joseph was about to Chokeslam Stone Cold and then Kurt Angle's music began to play as the crowd roared.
"Here comes Kurt Angle!" Joey Styles said as Kurt Angle, Rob Van Dam, Sabu, ran down to the ring to take out some of members of The Empire.
"Kurt Angle is back! Along with RVD and Sabu who wrestled in the tournament for Noah and Owen as Devon Joseph and Chef Hatchet take out RVD and Sabu." Jim Ross said as DJ and Chef did take out Sabu and RVD as Kurt was pissed off.
"Look out!" Jerry said as Kurt nailed Devon Joseph with a clothesline as it send him over the top rope and down to the floor as then everyone else was now fighting at ringside as Kurt and DJ were fighting in the crowd as the The Rebel Alliance then fought back.
"The Rebel Alliance is fighting back as Stone Cold is nailing Stunners to everyone." Jim Ross said as Stone Cold nailed Stunners to Alejandro, Chef, Lightning, Jacques, Eva, and Jo.
"It's a Stunner-Frenzy!" Jim Ross said as everyone from The Empire ran away to the locker room as Stone Cold shot the bird at The Empire.
"YEAH! JUST LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! WHIPPING ASS!" Jim Ross said as he ran up the ramp to make sure The Empire left the arena as The Rebel Alliance followed suit as Dawn and Zoey finally began wrestling each other again as they were worn out but they could still at least try to finish the match.
"My god what a brawl...I do not believe this." Joey Styles said as Dawn and Zoey were hammering away at each other as Zoey nailed a running knee.
"Here is the cover...please be over." Jim Ross said as the ref began to count.
"1...2..." The ref counted as Dawn kicked out.
"Dawn kicks out as she needs to get a win, to go to the finals." Joey Styles said as Dawn got up as she nailed a hurricanrana to Zoey as she got a huge bundle full of Light Tubes as she placed it into the corner as she pulled Zoey up.
"Zoey look out!" Jim Ross said as Dawn threw Zoey into the corner where the light tubes were as she landed on them face first.
"Good God!" Joey Styles said as she was bleeding all over the place again and again as Zoey was regaining her balance as she did a facebuster right on the bed of barbed wire as the crowd cringed.
"OH MY FREAKING GOD!" Joey Styles said as Dawn's face was bleeding as the blood made her blonde hair turn red as Dawn then got up as she grabbed some barbed wire wrapped it around her wrist and gave Zoey rights with her hand which was wrapped in barbed wire as she placed the Mandible Claw on her.
"This is too far...Dawn is crazy!" Jim Ross said as she stopped doing the Mandible Claw and then did the "Twist of Fate" again to Zoey.
"Dawn nails the Twist of Fate as she goes up to the top...about to nail the Swanton!" Jim Ross said as Dawn nailed it.
"Swanton Bomb!" Joey Styles said as Dawn pinned Zoey as the referee began to count.
"1...2..." The ref counted as Heather pulled the referee out of the ring.
"OH COME ON! NOT HEATHER AGAIN!" Jim Ross shouted as she ran into the ring again as she grabbed the barbed wire and she wrapped it around her wrist as she beated up the hell out of Dawn and then Zoey until Lindsay, Izzy, and LeShawna ran down to stop Heather's assault.
"HEY! HERE COMES LESHAWNA! IZZY! AND THE TDW WOMEN'S CHAMPION LINDSAY! LINDSAY AND IZZY ARE COMPETING IN A MATCH NEXT IN A LIGHT TUBES BUNDLE DEATHMATCH FOR THE WOMEN'S TITLE!" Jim Ross said as Izzy placed the Sharpshooter on Heather as Lindsay took the Barbed Wire and placed it around her waist and hand as she did the Crossface as Heather was in pain as she was tapping out like crazy as LeShawna threw her to the crowd as Izzy and Lindsay and LeShawna went back to the Locker Room as Dawn nailed the Twist of Fate again and went to the top of the turn buckle again.
"Dawn nails the Twist of Fate again as she goes for the Sawnton Bomb again and here it comes..." Jerry Lawler said as she nailed it.
"That's it." Joey Styles said as the ref began to count.
"1...2...3!" The ref counted as Dawn won the match.
"Thank God that match is over." Jim Ross said as the crowd applauded both competitors.
"Your winner and going to the Women's Grindhouse Tournament to face Courtney Lopez...Dawn "The Moonchild" Menzel!" Justin Roberts announced.
"Man what a physical match...when we come back, we have Izzy and Lindsay in a Light Tubes Bundle Deathmatch for the TDW Women's Championship and we will be right back." Joey Styles said as the camera faded to black.
Izzy and Lindsay will go and have a light tube war for the Women's Title next! and speaking of that...what a war between The Rebel Alliance and The Empire huh?
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