Ali's Pit in New Orleans
Summary: This is the opening segment as this episode of Total Drama Wrestling takes place at the Smoothie King Center in New Orleans, Louisiana as we kick it off with a special edition of 'Ali's Pit'.
Disclaimer: Rated M for Violence and Language.
This was co-written by me and ShokuAli16
Personal note: This is my 300th chapter of Total Drama Wrestling and this is my greatest fanfic, this is better than any romance fanfic I have ever done, because I have combined Total Drama with my knowledge of professional wrestling it has gotten me over 500 reviews and I am forever grateful, I have put my heart, my soul, my blood, my sweat, and my tears into this fanfic for 6 years... I wanna thank God first and foremost but I wanna also thank my family, my Dad, my late mother may she R.I.P. I want to thank my brother for being such an incredible advocate and supporter of my fanfic as well, and for my fanfiction friends I wanna thank UltimateWarriorFan4Ever for his reviews and support, I wanna thank The Extreme Brony for his support, reviews, and help, I want to thank The Amazing Ghost Musician for his reviews, I wanna thank ShokuAli16 for being a co-writer and coming up with the "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam character and everything else, and I wanna thank Hellflores for being a great friend and reviewer... now enough talking, let's get to the motherfucking action!
ENJOY!
We go to the Smoothie King Center at New Orleans, Louisiana as the venue was packed with 18,231 fans in the arena as they were excited, as the fireworks were going off and then "Across The Nation" by The Union Underground was playing while the crowd was cheering and chanting.
"TDW! TDW! TDW!" The crowd chanted before JR began the introductions.
"Welcome everyone to another edition of Total Drama Wrestling where come to you from the Smoothie King Center at New Orleans, Louisiana! I'm Jim Ross with Mauro Ranallo, as we have wild and crazy action here tonight don't we Mauro?" JR said to the camera while he introduced himself and Mauro before he asked his broadcast partner.
"We sure do JR! We have Tyler Helms taking on the TDW World Heavyweight Champion "El Diablo" Alejandro Burromuerto in the main event, but we also have "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam taking on Josee Grenier, plus one half of the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions Courtney Lopez taking on Kitty Suzuki, then later on the TDW Women's Champion Dawn Menzel and "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam will have a contract signing, and also Ennui and Alejandro will also have a contract signing as well, but that is not all as we have plenty of wild and epic action for you right here in New Orleans!" Mauro answered JR before he announced the gist of tonight's action before Green Hills of Tyrol began to play as Ali came out to loud cheers from the crowd as she was wearing a customized New Orleans Saints Jersey with the number 1 on it.
"Here she is, as she is apparently a supporter of the New Orleans Saints!" JR said before Justin Roberts began the introductions.
"Ladies and Gentlemen... please welcome, the number one contender for the TDW Women's Championship... "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced as the crowd cheered loudly.
"Ali is kicking off tonight's show with another edition of Ali's Pit as this crowd is loving her!" Mauro said to JR.
"Indeed and she happens to have several Mardi Gras beads in her hands!" JR said before Ali high-fived a few fans before she entered the ring ad got a microphone.
"How are you feeling New Orleans!" Ali said to the crowd who roared loudly.
"You know... I have a lot of beads so I must be early or late for Mardi Gras." Ali said to the crowd who roared loudly.
"Who wants some?" Ali asked the crowd who cheered loudly.
"Okay, here it comes!" Ali said to the crowd before she started to throw lots of beads into the crowd.
"Ali is in a good mood tonight." Mauro said to JR.
"She sure is Mauro." JR said before Ali finished throwing the beads.
"You know, for the past two days... I've been hanging around The Big Easy, hanging at Bourbon Street with some fans, I even hung out with the New Orleans Saints where I met Drew Brees." Ali said before the crowd popped loudly.
"Wow!" JR said to Mauro.
"That is truly awesome." Mauro said to JR.
"He's truly one of the greatest NFL quarterbacks ever, he's been a great guy, we had some fun tossing the football around a bit yesterday, and more." Ali said as the crowd roared.
"I wanted to say before I introduce my special guest... I wanted to say thanks to Drew Brees and the entire Saints team for spending time with the TDW wrestlers, and the fans... it was a lot of fun." Ali said before the crowd roared loudly again.
"Wow! That was cool." JR said to Mauro.
"I agree." Mauro said back in agreement.
"Now... for my guest tonight you wanna know who my guest is?" Ali asked the fans who roared loudly.
"My friends... this guest is one of the greatest WWE Intercontinental Champions ever... he is Tito-" Ali was about to introduce Tito Santana as her guest before "Not Enough for Me" by Jim Johnston played as Heather and Josee come out to loud boos from the fans.
"Oh, come on! Those two again?!" JR shouted and asked.
"What do they want with Ali now?!" Mauro asked JR.
"We can only watch." JR answered Mauro.
"What do you two want?" Ali asked them before Heather grabbed a microphone as she was about to speak first.
"I... personally want to wish you good luck against Josee tonight." Heather answered Ali causing the crowd to boo as they didn't believe her.
"You're such a liar Heather." Ali said to Heather causing the crowd to laugh and cheer.
"Liar! Liar! Liar!" The crowd chanted.
"The crowd is calling Heather a liar and she is seeing red." JR said to Mauro.
"Believe what you want." Heather said to Ali.
"Tonight I will destroy you like when Hurricane Katrina destroyed this piece of crap town!" Josee said which caused the crowd to boo loudly as they're still sensitive about that.
"Hey! Come on!" Mauro shouted.
"Josee before I continue... I wanna say that was very wrong of you to say just now, saying that you'll destroy me like Hurricane Katrina are you fucking kidding me?!" Ali said before she asked Josee who nodded.
"Uh-uh." Josee said before the crowd booed again.
"Over a 1,000 people lost their lives in that devastating storm, which people in this town are still recovering from... so don't rock the boat!" Ali said to Josee which stopped her savage roast about the city dead in her tracks but the heat was gonna last for a while.
"Fine! Anyway I'm gonna kick your ass in that ring tonight! That'll be worth of a Gold medal moment for sure!" Josee said to Ali.
"Oh, yeah?" Ali asked Josee who nodded.
"Oui!" Josee answered Ali.
"You and what army? An army of slutty bronze and silver medalists that nowadays work at Hooters?!" Ali asked Heather and Josee before the crowd laughed.
"Oh! Mamma Mia that was savage from the Rowdy Gal!" Mauro said to JR.
"That struck a nerve in Josee!" JR said before Josee began to respond back.
"Ali, quand nous serons dans cet anneau, je vais te baiser!" Josee shouted in French as Ali was confused and kinda grossed out.
"Whoa whoa whoa! That's disgusting! You wanna do what with me?!" Ali shouted before she asked Josee before the crowd roared with laughter.
"You might want me, but uh... I ain't swinging up that side of the plate, you know what I'm saying?" Ali said to Josee which caused the crowd to roar loudly in laughter once again while she and Heather were offended.
"Look at Heather and Josee they are getting butthurt." Mauro said to JR.
"NO! NO! That's not what she means, what she means is that she wants you one on one tonight, so she can beat your ass!" Heather shouted at Ali who was playing mindgames with the two by pretending to be a bit confused still.
"What did you just say she wants to do with my ass?" Ali asked again causing the crowd to laugh and cheer again as her comedic timing was working with the fans, meanwhile Heather was getting furious.
"Josee just say it in English!" Heather said to Josee.
"Fine! I am going to kick your ass in the goddamn ring in front of these inbred hillbillies!" Josee said to Ali causing the crowd to boo.
"Oh, well that's not gonna happen because you and what army are gonna destroy me?" Ali asked them.
"Oh, it's an easy one... especially for you." Heather said before "I'm Back" by Jim Johnston began to play as the crowd was a bit dumbfounded because of the music.
"What in the world?" JR asked.
"That's the music of... of Eric Bischoff!" Mauro shouted.
"I know that! Did a producer hit the wrong music by mistake?" JR asked before Eric Bischoff came out to loud boos as the crowd was in pure shock like they were seeing something horrible happening.
"WHAT?!" JR shouted in shock.
"WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT IN THE HELL IS ERIC BISCHOFF DOING BACK IN TOTAL DRAMA WRESTLING?!" Mauro asked JR while Ali looked shocked like she saw a ghost.
"Mauro, look at Ali now!" JR said to Mauro.
"Ali is trying her hardest to keep her composure with her worst nightmare back in her life." Mauro said as Eric Bischoff aka "Sleazy E" was back, as he entered with an evil smirk on his face as Ali was freaking out until she started to speak.
"What... are... you... doing here, Eric Bischoff?! What in the holy fucking mother of ass are you doing here?!" Ali asked Sleazy E.
"First off, Mother of ass? Really?" Sleazy E asked right back in response.
"Can't he see that Ali's in legit shock?!" JR asked Mauro.
"Obviously he can't." Mauro answered.
"Did you miss me?" Sleazy E asked Ali.
"No! No I did not miss you! You shouldn't even be here! Go away! Get the fuck out of here!" Ali answered while she shouted at Sleazy E.
"No, because you and I... we have unfinished business." Sleazy E said to Ali which shocked her, the fans, and the commentators.
"What?!" JR asked.
"What is he talking about?!" Mauro asked.
"What the holy fuck do you mean by that?!" Ali asked Sleazy E who grabbed a chair.
"Watch this." Sleazy E said to her.
"Oh no...!" JR shouted.
"Not again!" Mauro shouted as well before Ali had enough of his crap and 15 years of hatred began to spew.
"NO!" Ali shouted before Sleazy E stopped right in his tracks.
"I don't want to watch any goddamn thing from you or by you anymore! You've made my life miserable when I debuted in TDW, you have abused me physically, emotionally, and you have screwed my Godfather out of the World Heavyweight Championship on many occasions! You have also put a multi-multi-multi million dollar company out of motherfucking business by recycling the New World Order storyline over and over again instead of using fresh stars, giving away results which caused a half of a million people to abandon WCW for the WWE in 1999! So you may have been great in your era but that time is over! You need to be put to pasture! Plus... when you and Hulk Hogan came to Impact Wrestling formerly known as TNA in 2010, you ruined that promotion immediately by changing the 6 sided ring to a four sided ring, really?! Not acceptable a damn bit old man! Besides, you did the whole New World Order storyline again and you almost ruined Matt and Jeff Hardy's lives and careers causing them to have the worst year of their careers! Plus you almost put Impact Wrestling out of business as well with your Fortune and Immortal faction bullshit! And here's the worst part...!" Ali shouted at Sleazy E before she turned her attention to the fans.
"So you guys wanna know?" Ali asked them.
"Yeah!" The crowd answered Ali.
"Okay!" Ali said to the fans before she looked at Sleazy E.
"The worst part for me... was you making Ric Flair wrestle again in 2010 after he had the best match ever against my Godfather Shawn Michaels... it was perfect." Ali said to Sleazy E calmly as the crowd roared because they loved the match before she started to rant again.
"But YOU! YOU! YOOOOOU HAD TO RUIN EVERY FUCKING THING ABOUT THAT MATCH AND MORE BECAUSE YOU ARE A GREEDY OLD MAN THAT CANNOT LET GO OF THE PAST!" Ali shouted at Sleazy E causing the crowd to roar loudly.
"Guys, just like I did with Vince Russo..." Ali said before she got out a piece of paper.
"This other list I wrote has everything bad that this asshole did, including the ones I previously mentioned!" Ali said to the crowd.
"I did not kill Owen Hart!" Sleazy E shouted at Ali.
"Even though that is true, it's not on this list." Ali said to him.
"Then what's on the list?" Sleazy E asked her.
"I'm gonna describe it to you." Ali answered him before she began to give him her list.
"Eric Aaron Bischoff the match that occurred on an episode of Monday Night Raw, December 29th, 2003 it took place at San Antonio, Texas... Triple H put his World Heavyweight Championship on the line against my Godfather Shawn Michaels... the referee was down, then you of all people came into the ring and decided to be the official for the rest of the match." Ali said to Sleazy E.
"I remember that match." JR said before Ali continued.
"Shawn and Triple H had a physical match, Shawn then hits Sweet Chin Music and it appeared that he pinned Triple H when you decided to count the pin-fall and it appeared that Shawn was the winner and the new World Heavyweight Champion but in actuality it was Triple H who retained the belt... then you tried to explain what happened but then Shawn gave you a Sweet Chin Music, which led to you firing him before Stone Cold Steve Austin came back as Sheriff and reinstated my godfather and gave him a world title match at the Royal Rumble in Philadelphia... all before he gave you a Stone Cold stunner to end the show... so there ya go." Ali said before the crowd roared loudly as Ali looked very, very pissed before she continued to speak.
"Also... I WAS THERE THAT NIGHT! And let me tell you how I felt, you piece of garbitch!" Ali said as the crowd roared.
"Whoa!" Mauro said before Ali continued again.
"I was so angry that you screwed my Godfather out of the World Heavyweight Championship, even though Vince McMahon booked that his father-in-law Triple H would win... it still affected me, not because of Vince McMahon, not because of Triple H, because of you!" Ali said to Sleazy E as the crowd roared loudly.
"From that night forth, my hatred towards you began! But that's not the only match that grew my hatred for you, man!" Ali said to him.
"Really?! There's more?" He asked her.
"I'll be happy to explain." Ali said before she cleared her throat and resumed to read from her list.
"Sunday March 30th 2008, Orlando, Florida... WrestleMania 24... Ric Flair got inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame the night before and it was a wonderful vacation, as I knew what was gonna happen and when I saw the match with my parents, and my childhood best friend Marley with her parents, it was a fantastic match a match so wonderful... it earned the prestigious Match of the Year from Pro Wrestling Illustrated! That's how amazing, dramatic, wild, and crazy the match was!" Ali said with a lot of passion in her voice as the crowd cheered.
"I called that match also, and it was a masterpiece." JR said to Mauro.
"It was the perfect way for Ric Flair to end his career! I was 9 years old at the time. But you... you had to ask Ric Flair to come out of retirement as his first match in Impact Wrestling formerly known TNA was a tag team match on Monday March 8th, 2010 in the start of the other Monday Night Wars which was doomed from the start!" Ali said to Sleazy E before the crowd cheered again.
"Man! She is laying it on with this list." Mauro said to JR.
"I know." JR said back.
"I was 11 years old when on that night Ric Flair and AJ Styles teamed up against Hulk Hogan and Abyss! Which Flair and Styles lost, then a month later on Monday April 20th, 2010, Abyss beat Flair in singles action, then on Sunday July 11th, 2010 Ric Flair lost to Jay Lethal who made the 16 time world champion tap by using the move that made him famous the Figure Four! Not cool!" Ali said in her list.
"But that's not even worst... a few weeks later on Tuesday July 27th 2010 on an Impact taping which aired Thursday August 5th 2010... Ric Flair beat Jay Lethal in a Street Fight!" Ali said to the crowd.
"But I'm not done, after I saw it... I vomited for a good 15 seconds before I had a panic attack because this was all because of you, Vince Russo, and Dixie Carter!" Ali said to Sleazy E who was getting booed at by the fans.
"Man!" Mauro said as he was in shock.
"You, Vince Russo, and Dixie Carter made Ric Flair keep wrestling until 2011 when he had his final match against Sting! That ruined and tainted the legacy of Ric Flair and I wanna say to you Eric Bischoff... FUCK YOU!" Ali shouted at Sleazy E which caused the crowd to cheer as he had a microphone in his hands.
"You... a panic attack?" Sleazy E asked Ali.
"Yeah, I was 11 going on 12 in 2010." Ali answered Sleazy E who smirked.
"Ha! That's stupid!" Sleazy E said to Ali causing the crowd to boo loudly.
"You know what's stupid?" Ali asked him.
"What?!" He asked in response.
"The fact that you are still here!" Ali said to him causing the crowd to cheer.
"Ali... yes I am back but not as president, I'm back in The Empire... but I have one thing in mind, to beat you." Sleazy E said to Ali.
"Really?" Ali asked him.
"Yeah!" Sleazy E answered.
"You want to challenge me to a rematch of your last ass kicking when I made you my bitch?!" Ali asked Sleazy E causing the crowd to roar with laughter and cheers.
"I want you at Christmas Miracle!" Sleazy E challenged Ali to a match at Christmas Miracle.
"At Christmas Miracle? I already have a match for the Women's Championship!" Ali asked and said to him as Bischoff was about to say something before she cut him off.
"And before you tell me what match, you people might be wondering why did have a panic attack when the Nature Boy defeated Jay Lethal and if I spent time in the hospital because of it." Ali said to Sleazy E before she addressed the crowd.
"Yes! Yes! Yes!" The crowd chanted a bit.
"It's because Ric Flair was in his underwear when he won that Street Fight, and I saw his ass despite it being pixelated!" Ali said to the fans causing them to groan in disgust.
"Ohhh...!" The crowd groaned.
"God almighty!" JR shouted.
"I don't blame Ric Flair, I don't blame Jay Lethal, I don't even blame Earl Hebner... I blame Impact Wrestling for that, I blame Dixie Carter, I blame Vince Russo, and I blame you!" Ali said to him causing the crowd to cheer again.
"I was in the hospital for two to three weeks! I had to be home-schooled by a teacher from Pine Oaks Middle School!" Ali said causing the crowd to boo.
"When Ric came to see me he was in tears apologizing to me! Then I forgave him for the incident, plus he gave me a get well soon basket and everyone in the WWE and TNA sent me their thoughts and prayers." Ali said to the crowd causing them to cheer.
"15 minutes before I was rushed to the hospital, I was watching the match and what I saw... oh, God! The moment the Nature Boy had his ass shown on national television, I started vomiting!" Ali said before the crowd groaned as Sleazy E showed no remorse before he started to mock her.
"Aw! Boo-hoo!" Sleazy E mocked Ali who noticjed.
"Was I done speaking?! No!" Ali shouted at Sleazy E.
"Anyway, I was vomiting for 15 seconds before I started panicking! I was sweating profusely, I was hyperventilating, I was experiencing those symptoms of that panic attack and the thing you know... I passed out after seeing that match!" Ali said before the crowd gasped and groaned.
"But guys... I'm okay now." Ali said to the crowd before they cheered.
"What match do you want to challenge me?" Ali asked him.
"A Miracle on 34th Street Fight!" Sleazy E answered her while challenging her to a "Miracle on 34th Street Fight" as the crowd cheered.
"Oh my God! A Miracle on 34th Street Fight!" Mauro said to JR.
"You want to challenge me to a Miracle on 34th Street Fight Eric Bischoff...! Your ass is on!" Ali said as she accepted the challenge causing the crowd to cheer.
"Now if you excuse me!" Ali shouted before she kicked Sleazy E in the groin.
"AH!" Sleazy E shouted in pain before the crowd cheered.
"OH! A LOW BLOW TO THE NETHER REGIONS OF ERIC BISCHOFF BY "ROWDY" ALI MOONBEAM!" JR shouted before she had a smirk on her face of her own.
"I need to get ready to wrestle Josee Grenier!" Ali said before she stomped on his groin again before she picked him up, and threw him out of the ring before she left the ring as "Green Hills of Tyrol", resumed playing.
"What a wild and crazy way to kick off TDW in New Orleans!" Mauro said.
"When we come back we will have Mike Smith taking on Jacques Grenier to start the action so don't go away!" JR said as the camera faded to black.
DUN-DUN-DUUUUN!
SURPRISE!
ERIC BISCHOFF IS BACK AGAIN IN TDW!
THAT WAS THE 300TH CHAPTER OF TOTAL DRAMA WRESTLING!
I HOPE IT WAS AWESOME!
MIKE SMITH WILL TAKE ON JACQUES GRENIER IN THE OPENING CONTEST!
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