Ali vs. Sadie
Summary: This is the third match of the night as the TDW Women's Champion "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam taking on Sadie Helmsley.
Rated M for Violence and Language!
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The fans were still reeling from one of the most shocking upsets in TDW history, as the ring crew were almost done cleaning up the ring, and the following ringside area.
"Welcome back fans, as the ring crew is almost finished cleaning up the ring and ringside area following the previous match where Blaineley O'Halloran scored the pin-fall victory!" Mauro said to the fans.
"That was a chaotic scene just a few minutes ago, but now thankfully within the next minute we can resume action, where we will see the TDW Women's Champion "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam taking on Sadie Helmsley of the Popular Girls." JR said.
"The fans were throwing garbage, beer cans, three fans almost rioted into the ring before security thankfully stepped in." Mauro said also as the ring and ringside area have been cleaned up, then "Tik Tok" by Ke$ha began to play as the crowd booed loudly as Sadie came out with Katie… then the boos got louder, while the bell rang.
"This next match is set for one-fall! Introducing first, from Ottawa, Ontario, Canada… representing "The Popular Girls" accompanied to the ring by her… her best female friend for life… Katie Crowns… Sadie Helmsley!" Justin Roberts announced while the two walked down the entrance ramp until they entered the ring, then the music stopped, but the crowd kept booing before Sadie was given a microphone.
"The Popular Girls until tonight haven't been so lucky… now as we roll into Sin City this Sunday, we picked up an important win in the 12-woman tag team match, and now our momentum will increase after I pick up the biggest upset in TDW history when I not only defeat my opponent who is also the undefeated TDW Women's Champion… "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam! Last week by some ungodly miraculous fluke, that retarded dyke beat the ever living my BFFFL Katie-" Sadie said before the crowd kept booing louder and louder.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP SADIE! SHUT UP!" The crowd chanted loudly at Sadie to shut up.
"Wow! This crowd has had it with Sadie's mouth." JR said before Sadie then fired back by flipping off the crowd before giving the microphone to Katie.
"Oh god, what's she gonna say?" JR asked Mauro.
"I don't know JR." Mauro answered JR.
"Alisabeth Leslie Moonbeam! You will get your comeuppance tonight! You fu-" Katie said before "Green Hills of Tyrol" began to play as the crowd roared loudly with cheers.
"Thank god." Mauro said to JR.
"I'm normally professional, but I'm gonna have to agree, as here comes the TDW Women's Champion, "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" JR said to Mauro.
"Her opponent, from Houston, Texas… she is undefeated with a record of 30-0, she is… the Total Drama Wrestling Women's Champion… "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced while Ali high-fived the fans down the entrance ramp… before entering the ringside area, giving
"Last week Ali defeated Katie, Sadie wants revenge on Ali, and resorts to calling her some really mean and vicious names like the rest of The Popular Girls have since Ali's debut." Mauro said before Ali then gave Katie and Sadie a double bird before she entered the ring and then nailed a Lou Thesz Press onto Sadie.
"Oh! It looks like Ali's just about had enough of the verbal abuse that she has taken from not only Sadie, Katie, but the rest of the Popular Girls and it's gonna be ugly!" JR said to Mauro before the bell rang as the match was officially underway… before Ali then got up, took off her kilt, her jacket and shirt before revealing her Byzantium singlet, Byzantium kneepads and black boots… before she asked for a microphone.
"What is Ali gonna do with that microphone?" Mauro asked JR.
"I don't know, this isn't a no disqualification match." JR answered Mauro.
"Get up Sadie! Get the fuck up and know… that you don't ever ever EVER fucking throw rocks at a Rowdy Gal who's got a machine gun!" Ali shouted at Sadie before throwing the microphone away, as Sadie got up and was met with a brutal bicycle kick to her face.
"OH! JR, Ali just gave Sadie a hard Bicycle kick, and this match might be over in a hurry." Mauro said before Ali nailed a Crane kick, and a superkick to the back of Sadie's head for good measure.
"OHHH!" The crowd groaned before Ali pinned Sadie.
"1…! 2…!" The ref counted before Katie grabbed Sadie's foot and placed it under the bottom rope… forcing the referee to stop his count.
"Katie with the save, but it might cost her." JR said before the referee saw Katie, gave her a warning, meanwhile Sadie got up, and then fought back with a running knee to Ali, before throwing her into the corner and began to nail hard punches.
"YOU! DON'T! BEAT! MY! BEST! FEMALE! FRIEND! FOR! LIFE! KATIE! CROWNS! YOU GOT THAT YOU DYKE?!" Sadie shouted with every punch which counted at eleven, before she threw one more punch, then she nailed another running knee to Ali, before Sadie nailed a fireman's carry Emeral Flowsion in the middle of the ring, not once but twice.
"OHHH! The Fireman's Carry Emerald Flowsion!" Mauro said before Sadie pinned Ali, hoping to score that upset that she desperately wants as the referee counts.
"1…! 2…!" The ref counted before Ali kicked out to the roars of loud cheers from the crowd.
"Good god almighty! To kick out after two Emerald Flowsions in a row after 12 punches and a running knee in the corner… it's amazing that she's still undefeated after all of the hell she's gone in the ring!" JR said before the crowd began to cheer and chant for Ali.
"LET'S GO ALI!" The crowd chanted loudly, before Ali then kipped up, causing the crowd to go wild.
"Whoa!" Mauro shouted in surprise.
"Ali Moonbeam kipped up! How in God's name did she get that energy?!" JR shouted and asked Mauro.
"That JR, is like Jerry Lawler said after Ali's godfather kipped up during his return match back during SummerSlam 2002." Mauro answered JR while Ali nailed rights to Sadie before nailing an Argentine Neckbreaker to Sadie, before then nailing a Saito Suplex to Sadie as it was time to go on a trip.
"JR, I think it's time for Ali to take Sadie on a special trip to Suplex City!" Mauro said to JR.
"I agree Mauro!" JR said Ali then nailed Sadie with the Sleeper Suplex, the Electric Chair Suplex, and the Crossface Chickenwing Suplex but she wasn't done yet as she grabbed the microphone once again.
"Okay Albuquerque, that was four Suplexes in a row… should I keep going?" Ali asked the crowd.
"YES!" The crowd chanted very loudly.
"Hahaha! That's what I thought! Thanks guys!" Ali said to the crowd before Ali then nailed Sadie with the Half Nelson Suplex, the Half and Half Suplex, the Exploder Suplex, the Release Leghook Belly to Back Suplex, the Dragon Suplex, the Tiger Suplex, a snap German Suplex, the X-Plex, the Tazmission Suplex, and finally the wheelbarrow Suplex to Sadie to finish off her trip of Suplex City.
"14 Suplexes to Sadie! This match has to be emphatically over!" JR said before Ali then picked up Sadie, then she nailed the "Ali DDT" which is a Jumping DDT, before climbing to the top turnbuckle, nailing a 630 Senton Splash which she calls the Hotrod Splash.
"The TDW Women's Champion with the Ali DDT, followed up by the Hotrod Splash." Mauro said before Ali then began to apply the Sharpshooter to Sadie.
"Ali's got Sadie in the sharpshooter!" JR said before Sadie then tapped out as she couldn't stand the pain anymore, meaning that Ali's winning streak is now extended to 31-0.
"Sadie taps, Ali is still undefeated!" Mauro said.
"Your winner by submission… the TDW Women's Champion… "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced, before Ali had the microphone again, as she wanted to say something to both Sadie and Katie.
"Sadie Helmsley… and your little bitch Katie Crowns can tell that fat ass Sugar West and that attention seeking whore Josee Grenier that this Sunday at No Way Out… inside the Elimination Chamber… tell them they will learn finally to never throw rocks at a Rowdy Gal… who has a big ass bazooka! Because this Sunday! I will come out on top and retain the TDW Women's Champion!" Ali said to Sadie and Katie before directing her focus to the camera.
"Izzy Van Laningham, you crash my Pit in Portland… threaten to Dive Bomb me?! Izzy, you tried to go Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on me… uh-uh! This Sunday like I said to you in Portland, and I'm gonna say this one more time, and I want to make sure that all 6 of you bitches are listening!" Ali said mentioning what happened in Portland before wanting to be perfectly clear.
"Bridgette Thompson, LeShawna Jackson, Izzy Van Laningham, Crimson "The Gothic Mistress" Hill, Josee Grenier, and Sugar West… know this! I will come into Sin City, to chew bubblegum and kick all 6 of your asses! But I'm all out of bubblegum, see you in Vegas." Ali said before she dropped the microphone causing the crowd to cheer, as she left the ring, her music was playing.
"Mamma Mia! Ali had a lot to say there didn't she JR!" Mauro said to JR.
"She sure did, now when we comeback we will have the TDW World TV Champion Shawn Vogelson teaming up with one of his challengers Cameron Corduroy-Wilkins, as they take on Jacques Grenier and Lightning Jackson of The Empire, so don't go away." JR answered before announcing the next match as the camera faded to black.
WHAT A MATCH BETWEEN ALI AND SADIE!
WHAT A POST-MATCH PROMO BY ALI!
SHAWN AND CAMERON TAKE ON JACQUES AND LIGHTNING!
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