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This is a parody blog centering the characters of Attack on Titan. Again, this is a parody (fanfiction style).

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Episode 1: What if Marco were alive?

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What is AAC?

Hi my name is Annie chan (this is still Jessi). Attack on Annie-chan is just a title, it consists of thoughts, blogs, parody, jokes and many more.

Annie-chan: On our first episode, let's see how the cast will react if it was announced in Twettir that Marco Bodt was alive. Of course I will be in charge of the interviews. Let's go!

LET THE INTERVIEW BEGIN!

Annie-chan: Hi I'm Annie-chan and I'm your host for this little series. To start off, let's see how characters of SNK will react if Marco didn't die in the show and survived until now. Let's start with Eren!

Eren: Marco, it's good to have you back. Let's serve humanity together!

Mikasa: *mutters* Since Eren greeted him... *turns to Marco* Don't die or Eren will be sad.

Armin: *sighs in relief* Marco you're alive! What a relief!

Levi: If he's alive then he's alive. Why the heck do we have to make a big deal about it?

Hanji: You said it was about a new titan shifter!

Annie-chan: Sorry. It's just, you won't allow the interview then. You have to be interviewed!

Hanji: *scowls* I don't really care..

Connie: Heh, I knew you were alive all along! It's not a surprise!

Annie-chan: It's a what if scenario!

Connie: Oh? Then I knew I was gonna say that either way!

Annie-chan: *facepalms*

Sasha: Say Marco, do you want to eat this steamed potatoes with me?

Jean: Marco.. you have no idea what I've been through after your death. When you died I-

Annie-chan: Please don't start.

Jean: But this is an interview! I want to express myself!

Annie-chan: Don't start crying! Please!

Krista: Marco, I'm glad you're okay.

*brightness intensifies*

Ymir: Don't smile like that to Krista, moron! She's just worried because she's a worrywart but she doesn't actually care!

Annie-chan: We have two Reiner reactions. One is this face...

Reiner: Marco it's good you're alive man.

Annie-chan: This is Reiner on the other side.

Reiner: H- He.. he's alive... must I kill him?

Annie-chan: Bertholdt also has two faces.

Bertholdt: Good you're alive.

Bertholdt: Crap! He's actually alive! What now? Our secret...

Annie-chan: And lastly we have Annie!

Annie: Okay.

Annie-chan: Say something!

Annie: Okay he's alive.

Annie-chan: Never mind.

==Session Ends==

That'll be all for today! If you have requests, ideas or anything, comment below! Annie-chan out!