Episode N0ll: Origins:
Giratina: Well well well…if it isn't the Viewer themselves…well, i'm saying them since…i don't know your gender…but it doesn't matter…
Giratina: So…now that you're here…I'm finally gonna share my origin…
Giratina Laughs Melancholy
Giratina: From where it began to become what I am now…
Giratina: It all started when I was just a writer for some studio…where I was Depicted still as a human Being…Just like you…
Giratina: I was still in a Team with other humans working hard on Episodes…and I was The Writer…just like I said…
The writer: Oh boy, My 1st day with the Team! This Is so exciting!
Giratina: And the Director of Me…was HIM…that STUPID BASTARD, he'll pay for his actions of cause…
Remy: Alright Guys, get to work! Chop chop! We have 2 weeks to finish this!
Giratina: At 1st…I liked my work, it was Easy and Simple, However, After a while…well, I grew tired as I had no sleep, I was working 24/7…AND IT WAS BECAUSE OF HIM!
The writer: God…I feel tired…I don't feel well.
Remy: Well, Get back to work, we still have 1 week left, HURRY up!
The writer sighs
The writer: If you say so…
Giratina: This Tiredness I had was gaining into me, and I had no sleep, but then, I submitted my work a day too late…and…you probably know what happens here.
The writer: I can…I-i can explain!
Remy: Well, Maybe if you weren't tired, You would've gotten the work off! But noooo! You didn't! You better not do this again, Or else…
He gulps
The writer: Can I atleast have a week of sleep? I want to see my wife and kids at least!
Giratina: This is the only nice thing he did to me.
Remy: Alright, Fine, But only because you said so.
Giratina: I was relieved, and I got to see my Wife and Kids again, I was happy, and I went to bed for 19 hours, as I was that tired as heck, but after a week, The Cruelest days happen…
Giratina: But you may ask, But aren't you an evil Pokémon being? Well yes…but only because of HIM, if I weren't controlled by this, I COULD'VE STAYED THE SAME, BUT THAT BITCH MADE ME SUFFER! HE'LL DIE ONCE I SEE HIM AGAIN!
Giratina then clears their throat
Giratina: Well anyway, I worked for hours, end on end…and THAT BITCH MADE ME DO IT!
Remy: Work! Harder! Now!
Giratina: After finally doing my work for the week…I got…EVEN MORE WORK, and after that, i would need to make a Lawsuit on him…
The Writer: Hm….
The Writer grabs a Lawsuit paper
Giratina: It was going Good, Until…
The Writer: Your honor, This Person tried to work me 24/7!
Judge: So…Does the Lawyer have anything in hand?
Lawyer: Yeah, I have.
The Lawyer Shows the Evidence, however, it turned out to be Fake Evidence
Lawyer: Um…
Judge: Well, it seemed like that This seems to be fake evidence, So I declare Remy Not Guilty.
The Judge slams the Judge Hammer on the wooden piece, Remy grins mischievously
Judge: Meanwhile YOU, the writer, Will be facing the consequences…
He gulps and says the following
The writer: and that is?
Judge: Community Service for 2 weeks…
The writer: Well, as long as it isn't 24/7, it's fine.
The Judge was going to say something, decides to Shrug
Judge: And it begins tomorrow.
The writer: Alright then, That's fine by me.
Giratina: Oh, and by the way, That Fake Footage was made by THAT BASTARD…anyway, I shouldn't have said That, Since it got worse from now.
Giratina: As the 1st week went by of Community Service Cleaning, Something Happened, the 10th day of Cleaning, Was where i was at the Sewers, It was very messy, like, 18% more messier than my throne on a Sunday.
Giratina: As I was cleaning the Sewers, a Weird Black looking Goop was dripping away.
The writer: Hey! Get back here! You're Supposed to be cleansed!
Giratina: I followed the goop. Until a Weird shaped throne was there, I was surprised, but I decided to clean it.
The writer: Well, i guess i have to clean this, because this is just too messy, and i want a good throne to be clean and Perfect, Not Messy and Stinky…
He Sniffs it
The Writer: Ugh, and it smells awful! How could anyone not have cleaned this for…
He Looks at it, and it seems that it hasn't cleared a Million years
The writer: The hell? This hasn't been cleared for Millions of years?!
Yes, don't ask, I'm just the Narrator! JUST STICK WITH THE FUCKING SCRIPT
The writer: Okay, Jeez..
The Writer Cleans the Throne up, but…slowly, the black Goop Approaches him
Giratina: Then…It jumped on my back, trying to hijack my Brain…
The Goop Jumps on the writer
The Writer: AH! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
The Goop Slowly Spreads More, and it tries to take over his brain
Giratina: However…it FELT GREAT…I WAS BECOME STRONGER, AND EVIL…
The Writer: Ugh…Why…do i have…the sudden surge…to be…EVIL…
He Said in a Sinister voice
Giratina: The Blob Then took me over, BUT I LIKE IT.
The Writer: Hehehehe…HAHAHAHA!
The blob then takes over his body, and then formed the writer into the strongest, and terrifying Giratina
Giratina: FINALLY! I'VE ARRIVED! MUHAHAHAHA! NOW I CAN FINALLY KILL EVERYONE!
Giratina: So I did…BUT IT FUCKING FAILED DUE TO THAT FAT RAT FUCKING STABBING ME IN THE GODDAMN BACK! I SHALL GET REVENGE! But not right now, since i'm fucking bored, and that's what usually do, be a lazy motherfucker…hm…what to do…Well, I may gonna KILL YOU- oh wait, then you won't be able to vote…Hmm…Fuck it, i'm just continue.
Giratina: So, after that, I became…uh…Queen? King? I don't know personally, But after this, I went berserk, and nearly killed 30 people, but not that STUPID RAT, that rascal shall get revenge…SHE RUINED EVERYTHING!
Giratina: And then I got Killed, but not really, and then I came back to the throne, and now…i want REVENGE! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Giratina: Now…time to see what the hell i can do…
THE END….?
Giratina: NOT YET MOTHERFUCKER! I WASN'T DONE!
Giratina: Well…hm…
Giratina: Aha! Make my own Show! Now I can steal that idea from that bitch ass motherfucker…
Giratina Spawns in 30 Contestants
Giratina: Welcome…you guys…TO THE SPOOKFEST!
TO BE CONTINUED…
Giratina: There, that's THE ONLY THING YOU NEEDED TO DO.