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This is a parody blog centering the characters of Attack on Titan. Again, this is a parody (fanfiction style).

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Attack on Annie-chan

Episode 4: Titan Shifters Beauty Pageant (Last Round)

The pageant continues!

Annie-chan: So what happened last week? Sadly Reiner was disqualified again because he submitted an image where he's not even the one in it. The contestants are still Eren, Ymir, Bertholdt, Zeke and Annie. Judge Levi asked for an image where he will react and among the five entries there is one who topped the others. Can you guess?

Ratings

Zeke had a 1 out of 5

Eren had a 4 out of 5

Bertholdt had a 2 out of 5

Ymir ha out of 5

Annie had a 5 out of 5

Zeke: I... I... received a zero.

Reiner: AHAHAHA! Being disqualified has its advantages eh?

Bertholdt: Whoa! So Eren was able to seduce Levi after all!

Eren: Yeah!

Levi: Idiot. I gave you a four because you're humanity's hope.

Zeke: And me?!

Levi: You killed a lot of soldiers. Be thankful I was merciful enough to give you a 1 and not a 0.

Ymir: Tsk. This is unfair.

Bertholdt: Annie won again! Congratulations!

Annie: Thanks.

Eren: Why'd you give her a five? Shouldn't you have failed her?

Ymir: She's Humanity's traitor!

Reiner: Yeah!

Bertholdt: Reiner!

Annie-chan: Don't bother the judge already! Let's start the last round!

Round 3

Disclaimer: We do not own any of the art/image used in this round. Credits to their proper artists.

Annie-chan: Round 3 is the last episode of this arc, so be sure to stay tuned for the ending! Today's judge will be no other than Hanji Zoe!

Hanji: Yes! It's my time to shine!

Eren: Hanji-san!

Ymir: I have no chance of winning now.

Reiner: Lighten up, maybe you have at least one percent chance.

Ymir: I don't want to hear that from someone who is disqualified.

Reiner: Ouch.

Hanji: So what I want is a very cute photo of your chibi selves! The cutest will obviously win!

Zeke: Hmm... maybe my chibi form will be cute.

Eren: Heh, this is easy!

Reiner: Please everyone! Let me do the honors!

Reiner: Tadah! My super armored titan special!

Eren: Whoa.

Annie: That's nice.

Reiner: Yeah this time I did as the instructions said so I'm sure I have a chance.

Zeke: It looks like it's saying "you found a Pokemon!"

Reiner: A cute Pokémon!

Ymir: I won't give up!

Bertholdt: Ymir that's...

Ymir: What? I'm cute aren't I?!

Zeke: It's a titan pageant so you should be showing off your titan chibi!

Ymir: There is no such rule!

Annie: Maybe because her titan chibi is no different from her Titan's true form.

Reiner: Dang! Hits the spot, eh Ymir?

Bertholdt: Oh yeah it doesn't look chibified at all.

Ymir: I don't wanna hear that from you!

Annie: Well let's get this over with.

Reiner: Definitely would've given you a five but let us win this round Annie.

Bertholdt: Sooo hoooot

Eren: Uh Bertholdt?

Zeke: Quit blowing off steam!

Reiner: Bert man you sent the wrong image! What happened to our talk earlier?

Ymir: Annie's cheating!

Annie: I'm not.

Eren: It's okay. Rules says Hanji must find the entry cute so if Bertholdt is the only victim then we have a chance to win.

Zeke: Good one.

Ymir: Oh.

Zeke: See if you beat my cuteness then.

Reiner: Why do you have props man? We talked about that too.

Zeke: It's cute.

Ymir: He's kinda like Kong King and he's holding on the girl.

Annie: What a coincidence.

Zeke: Hey!

Eren: Well time to win this competition already! Check out mine!

Eren: The cutest action toy figure you can find!

Ymir: What is it with Eren and his pecks?

Eren: I'm not showing them off!

Reiner: It's in every picture!

Annie-chan: Well, well, see you all next week for the results.

1. Reiner's Pokémon entry

2. Ymir's true self entry

3. Annie's model entry

4. Bertholdt's steam entry

5. Zeke's King Kong entry

6. Eren's toy figutr entry

• END OF ROUND 2 •

Annie-chan: In this last round let's see who wins. Don't forget to vote! See you next week for the Awarding episode!

==Session Ends==

That'll be all for today! If you have requests, ideas or anything, comment below! Annie-chan out!