Titan Shifter Pageant Awarding | Attack on Annie-chan EP5

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This is a parody blog centering the characters of Attack on Titan. Again, this is a parody (fanfiction style).

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Attack on Annie-chan

Episode 5: Titan Shifter Pageant Awarding

The pageant awarding ceremony!

Annie-chan: Well the pageant finally reached its end. Now all that's left is to give recognition to the contestants and of course to award the winner!

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Annie-chan: We had six shifters who joined our special event today. Let's give them a round of applause!

*applause*

Annie-chan: First off, we have our one and only Eren Jaeger! A.k.a. the Attack Titan! Thank you for joining the game!

Eren: Thank you as well! It's been fun.

Zeke: How fun? You didn't win a round. At all.

Eren: I had fun with everyone that's been with us. That's what matters here!

Ymir: Awww so he actually had fun with a bunch of traitors.

Reiner: Hey speak for yourself!

Annie-chan: Well in this parody we disregard the fact that there are traitors among us.

Annie: The host is a traitor too.

Annie-chan: We just have the same name but I am NOT a traitor!

Reiner: Just award the rest of us already.

Annie-chan: Right. Next we have Reiner Braun and Bertholdt Hoover, the Armored and Colossal Titans!

Reiner: Why are we Introduced together again?

Zeke: Because you're an inseparable pair I bet.

Bertholdt: I have a feeling the script was recycled.

Ymir: You have a point there Bert.

Bertholdt: Even the jokes are recycled. Please don't call me that.

Annie: When you say it's recycled it sounds like the script and the joke are trash.

Bertholdt: T- That's not what I meant!

Reiner: Wow Bertholdt you actually have the guts!

Ymir: faker! Phony! I hate you Bert!

Annie-chan: Okay we should move to the next one. We have Ymir the Dancing Titan!

Ymir: Copy paste.

Annie-chan: The script was last used two months ago! No one would even notice!

Reiner: Aha! So you do admit that it was recycled!

Eren: This whole episode is recycled as well. Sucks.

Annie-chan: That's not it at all!

Zeke: Let's just end the introductions and get on with it already. Shall we?

Bertholdt: H- He said the same thing he died for the past months!

Annie-chan: Of course! Last but not the least, we have Zeke Jaeger the Beast Titan! Thank you for joining as well!

Reiner: Wait you missed Annie!

Eren: Well she cheated and won all three rounds!

Annie: I did not cheat. I simply showed no interested in the pageant.

Zeke: Liar!

Ymir: She's lying. Right?

Annie-chan: YOU PEOPLE SPOILED EVERYTHING! BUT WHATEVER. Let's finish this. Our winner is ANNIE!

Eren: Cheater!

Reiner: Annie how could you cheat?!

Annie: I didn't. I'm merely a victim of Annie-chan who wants to claim victory to herself.

Annie-chan: that is so a LIE!

Bertholdt: Congratulations Annie.

Zeke: You don't get the situation don't you Bert?

Annie-chan: Well that is all for today folks! See you on the next episode! Thanks for reading!

==Session Ends==

That'll be all for today! If you have requests, ideas or anything, comment below! Annie-chan out!