Pun Battle Begins! | Attack on Annie chan EP6
*Disclaimer: All of the photos belong to their proper owners. All characters belong to Isayama Hajime.
This is a parody blog centering the characters of Attack on Titan. Again, this is a parody (fanfiction style).
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Attack on Annie-chan
Episode 6: Pun Battle Begins!
Annie-chan: Hello everyone! Great news! A new arc is about to start and the parodies continue! So what's the arc about? It's going to be a Pun Battle between your favorite characters in SNK! Sorry if manga characters won't be included yet. Some characters at least. So all characters line up! We're going to do a randomizer for the groupings!
Eren: About time!
Reiner: This time we'll win for sure!
Bertholdt: If we're going to be grouped, I want to be grouped with Annie.
Zeke: Why are you so obvious?
Bertholdt: Because we're the Titan Trio nothing else!
Erwin: With this much participants it's unlikely kid.
Petra: Yeah. We're too many.
Rico: Why am I even here?
Pixis: Because Annie-chan said all of us should be here. Including underrated characters.
Connie: Hahahaha. What's underrated?
Sasha: The winners get to eat meat as reward!
Jean: Stop making things up!
Oluo: So chaotic here.
Annie-chan: Yeah might as well start the randomizer. First group will be...!
KMND
Darius: A team name I see. Well I'd go for something strong and dominant.
Nile: Something with authority and at the same time power.
Darius: Yes!
Marcel: Guys it's just a name. No need to make it sound cool.
Karla: How does KoMaND sound?
Darius: Excellent idea!
Nile: KMNDers sounds better!
Marcel: Is that okay?
Annie-chan: As long as your name is in it, yes!
Darius: Go team KMNDers!
unBENIevable
Ian: With Commander on our side we'd surely win!
Nanaba: But first we need a name.
Erwin: Exactly as you said, Nanaba.
Ian: Are we really okay with a traitor?
Bertholdt: This is a parody so isn't that okay?! Other teams didn't complain you know!
Erwin: They were too busy trying to win.
Nanaba: So B.. E.. N.. I..
Ian: unBENIevable sounds cool?
Erwin: Unique and pleasing to the ears.
HTDG
Hannes: So a name...
Dot: I'm good with anything.
Thomas: I can't think because I'm so hungry.
Gabi: Everyone's from Paradis...
Dot: No worries kid, this is a parody. We won't hurt you.
Hannes: What if we go with HTDG? Hotdog?
Dot: When I said I'm okay with anything I didn't mean that.
Thomas: Do you have other ideas?
hoKAGY
Grisha: Eh? I'm with girls? Young pretty girls too.
Ymir: Geez Mr. Jaeger, you're too obvious with your schemes.
Grisha: I'm not like that!
Krista: I guess we should think of a name.
Ymir: Grisha's name ruins everything. G doesn't fit ours.
Grisha: Actually your Y ruined everything. Pretty muc will form something soon.
Krista: I'm sure we can think of something. Right Annie?
Annie: I'll leave the thinking to you.
Grisha: I remember Eren reading shounen manga before. Let's go with hoKAGY, eh?
Ymir: Lame.
Krista: It's funny. I like it.
Ymir: Seriously, we'll be ruined.
Annie: Team names don't matter.
Ymir: It's our identity!
Grisha: Don't worry. All we need is a memorable round to crush the enemy and our team name won't matter at all!
Ymir: Tsk. If you say so.
MMOPs
Oluo: Heh since we're all from Levi's squad except him, we should form a name where we lead.
Petra: Anything besides your ideas please.
Mike: Anything would do.
Oluo: Anything like... PMMSing?
Mike: On second thought, anything but Oluo's idea.
Oluo: Hey!
Mitabi: MMPS?
Petra: What's that?
Mitabi: Mops.
Oluo: Sounds lame.
Petra: I like it. It's better than earlier.
Oluo: Then who's leader?!
AHMI
Armin: I'm grouped with... Girls.
Mina: Yes we're with Armin we'd surely win!
Hannah: We celebrate!
Isabel: I don't know who that is but I'm celebrating too!
Armin: We need a name first.
Hannah: Hmm.
Mina: A girls name!
Hannah: Yeah yeah.
Armin: Why a girls name?
Isabel: AHMI
MaHJutZu
Zeke: Hmm...
Hanji: Let's get creative people! I want a super fantastic name!
Jean: It's hard to use the Z in anything.
Zeke: You got a problem with my name, kid?
Marco: Let's use the MaHJutZu technique!
Hanji: The what?
Marco: shounen about shinobi anyone?
Zeke: Ahahaha! I like that! Let's use that!
Hanji: Fabulous!
REHCers
Eren: My mom was quick to think... I wonder what about us.
Connie: Hey CHRE sounds okay!
Hitch: Chre what?
Connie: CHREators!
Hitch: Lame. I'd go with HERC! Like HERCules!
Eren: I have a better one. REHC! It's unique and it's like "Wreck". So we're like the Wreckers!
Connie: Okay I like it.
Hitch: Sounds like an idiot but okay.
Eren: Alright team! Let's start wrecking!
Rico: *mutters* Worst team name ever..
FRMM SNK
Mikasa:... Eren
Farlan: Okay so I'm Farlan. Anyone have a name yet?
Marlowe: We're all too random. Like strangers you know? It's hard
Reiner: The guy has a point
Marlowe: The guy is Marlowe!
Mikasa: Eren...
Farlan: Well let's go with something random then! Anything would help. Suggestions?
Reiner: FRMM. Farm!
Mikasa: FRoMM Eren!
Marlowe: He's not part of the team.
Farlan: Let's stick with FRMM SNK?
Reiner: Hahaha that'll do.
SSLPers
Sasha: SSPL Sushi Peel!
Shadis: That makes no sense cadet!
Pieck: SPSLd. Super Salad.
Levi: Why are the girls always thinking about food?
Shadis: It should something like PLSS.
Sasha: What's it mean?
Shadis: Please.
Pieck: I like mine better.
Sasha: SSLPers!
Levi: What?
Sasha: Slappers!
Shadis: Better than slippers. Fine.
Annie-chan: The pun battle will begin next week! So get to know this group well.
==Session Ends==
That'll be all for today! If you have requests, ideas or anything, comment below! Annie-chan out!