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This is a parody blog centering the characters of Attack on Titan. Again, this is a parody (fanfiction style).
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Attack on Annie chan
Episode 7: Pun Battle Round 1
Annie-chan: Rules of the battle is simple. Each team have four players. They are to use the names of their members for a pun attack. The other team can make a comeback by using the names of their own members.
Eren: What?
Karla: I think it's best not to have rules explained.
Connie: We'll see how it works anyway right?
Annie-chan: Fine...
Round 1
Annie-chan: Team KMNDers you're leader would be Karla Jaeger while Team REHCers will be led by Rico Brzenska! Both teams will be scored according to their sentence and name use. Creativity, humor and word play is a plus. Ready?!
All: Yes!
Annie-chan: Team KMNDers pick a side!
Karla: Heads.
Annie-chan: *flips a coin* Heads it is. You're first.
Nile: How many NILEs before you reach victory? Ten more NILEs!
Eren: Well played. But we're the JAEGERs and we can't be easily defeated!
Marcel: What's that supposed to be? You're all Eren?
Eren: No. We're assassins. Just like in Akame Ga Kill!
Darius: Is that allowed?
Nile: Not according to the DOKtrine we have.
Eren: Dang he's good!
Hitch: Go home HITCHhikers! There's no place for you here!
Connie: Nice save Hitch!
Hitch: Hehe.
Nile: Go to MARCELona!
Connie: Where's that?
Nile: What? It sounds like Barcelona. But if you're asking for the place where to find it, Marcel died so it means you die.
Eren: Died in Ymir's stomach!
Marcel: How can you use my name like that?!
Karla: EgZACKLEY!
Darius: Oh I like that.
Eren: Hey they cheated! There's no such place!
Annie-chan: Part of creativity and such. Don't worry, just keep speaking until both teams run out.
Eren: I can't do this ERENmore!
Hitch: *makes a [ * ] symbol* DREYSE her hair.
Darius: If you don't stop that I'll MARCEL your hair!
Rico: Marcel is already a word!
Darius: At least I used it in a sentence.
Annie-chan: You're running out of points REHCers.
Eren: We're going to BRZENSKA for a vacation then we'll beat you!
Nile: There's no such place!
Hitch: We're doing puns! It sounds like Brazil doesn't it?!
Connie: Burn!
Darius: These cheaters...
Karla: Your KARLAsted a bit in the race... it won't be long until you run out of gas.
Darius: Hoh nice!
Eren: Mom!
Nile: A bullseye!
Connie: RICOchet.
Eren: Wow Connie where'd you learn that kind of word?
Connie: It just came to me.
Karla: Shouldn't it be used in a sentence?
Connie: I can't think of one.
Annie-chan: Sadly that great word isn't counted.
Connie: Unfair!
Rico: Are you CONNIEving with them?!
Annie-chan: Definitely not!
Hitch: Why is someone like Connie has his name used to a word like that?!
Eren: Rico you wasted the word! We could've used it against them!
Rico: Oh. E REN out of words.
Annie-chan: It's still counted don't worry.
Darius: JAE GERna regret this!
Eren: Oh I'm gonna SPRING ERENone of you to the sky!
Annie-chan: Double points!
Hitch: Someone is suffering a serious aCONNIE!
Rico: I RICOned this was gonna happen.
Connie: Yeah go home you HITCHes!
Hitch: Hey don't use my name to cuss you CONNIEng bald head!
Annie-chan: And we have a winner!
Karla: Good work, Eren.
Eren: Thank you, Mom.
Darius: Well I guess we're defeated.
Nile: Save your puns for the next rounds. Your opponents will not make it easy for you.
Connie: Thanks.
Marcel: Yeah, good job guys.
Annie-chan: Today, Team REHCers won the round and they will be resting until the quarter finals. Stay tuned for the next two teams will meet! For now, say goodbye to Team KMNDers!
Darius: We didn't go down without a fight!
Nile: That's what matters!
Karla: It was fun.
Marcel: Yeah.
==Session Ends==
That'll be all for today! If you have requests, ideas or anything, comment below! Annie-chan out!