On another planet a woman without pale gray skin, a black and red dress with long black gloves, a strange hat, bangs that looked like spider legs and wrinkles that seemed to either indicate old age or a constant, burning malice that had aged her face, was sitting on her throne, petting a spider. "Natasi, come here for a minute." The woman then requested.
Out came a girl who appeared to be an alien spider of some sorts. She had black hair in a ponytail, a red dress in a black spiderweb pattern, black boots, a spider necklace, red gloves, black earrings, a crown, and had fangs and claws. "Yes, Mother?" she then answered when her name was called.
"I have a mission for you." The woman told her daughter.
"What is it, Mother?" Natasi asked.
"I want you to capture some Exxorians for my collection since I need their shape-shifting powers to rule the entire galaxy for a shared plan from Zorak." The woman explained.
"How will I know which Exxorians has powers?" Natasi wondered.
"Trust me, you will know them when you see them." The woman told her daughter.
"Are they nearby?" Natasi asked. "How will I know where to look?"
"The information I have is that they are found on Earth." Her mother stated.
"Very well, "Natasi said with a nod. "I won't disappoint you, Mother."
"I know you won't," Natasi's mother beamed. "Because after this, the whole galaxy will remember the name: Spider Woman."
"Not even those lame villians like Moltar, Brak, and Zorak," Natasi nodded. "They could never be accomplished like you will be, Mother."
"That's right, my dear." Spider Woman agreed.
Then the two villainess laughed at their plan.
Meanwhile, on a different planet called Moltor, an alien man with a mask covering his face, a red and blue suit, green gloves, and red boots was looking at a giant computer down in his laboratory, and standing beside him was an alien teenager with a green suit, blue gloves, red boots and a face mask that covered his whole face.
"Do you know what we must do, Azan?" Moltar asked his son.
"Take over the Earth?" Azan guessed.
"Yes, but not at the moment until I get the powers of the Exxorians," Moltar replied. "Our magma men will have the power of the shape-shifters!"
"And you want me to find them, Dad?" Azan guessed.
"Yes," Moltar replied. "They were last seen on that planet, so your job is to find them and bring them to me."
"Don't worry, Dad, I'll find them." Azan promised.
"Good boy, I know you won't fail me," Moltar said as he patted the boy on the head and then handed him a ring. "This will make you blend with the humans so they won't get too suspicious."
"Sounds pretty sweet... Let's check this out right now..." Azan said, trying it on and adjusting it a bit try out a human disguise and the ring suddenly glowed and changed him into a human with black hair, a red shirt, a green jacket, black shoes, and blue pants. "Whoa! Pretty sweet." he then commented.
"Just be careful with that thing," Moltar soon reminded. "It's not a toy."
"Yeah, yeah, I know," Azan replied. "What could possibly go wrong?"
"Lots of things, son," Moltar replied. "Now, since Zorak failed to capture them, it's my turn to capture them and no one will stop us!" he then announced before laughing.
Azan looked at his father and laughed too
As if Spider Woman and Moltar having plans wasn't bad enough, it seemed to be Zorak's turn.
"Thane, I have a job for you." Zorak commanded to his apparent son.
A younger teal praying mantis alien probably better off known as a Zorathian with a blue shirt, a black belt, yellow gloves, and black boots who was playing with a video game like an immature teen. "Uh... You want me to go to Earth to get those lost Exxorians to help conquer the galaxy?" he then asked.
"NO! ...Wait. Actually, yes..." Zorak replied. "How did you figure that out?"
"It's all over Spacebook." Thane replied.
"Damn Spacebook," Zorak rolled his eyes. "Grab them before Spider Woman and Moltar do." he then commanded.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever." Thane scoffed.
"And work on that attitude of yours," Zorak muttered on the way out. "Kids these days..."
"Yeah, just like how you eat Great-Grandma." Thane replied.
"THAT HAG HAD IT COMING!" Zorak retorted. "Now get going and don't forget use your human disguise."
"Don't worry, I got this." Thane reassured his father.
"See that you do," Zorak mumbled as he walked off. "You don't wanna end up like Brak."
Thane nodded and soon walked away to start his mission. And of course, so did Natasi and Azan. Zorak then held a video call with Spider Woman and Moltar to bring them up to speed for their plan.
"Our descendants are loading up right now," Zorak said to his allies on a video call. "Pretty soon, all we deserve and desire will be ours, especially our revenge on Space Ghost."
"I hear that Brak has a daughter of his own on Earth, should we get her involved?" Moltar wondered.
"No, she would just ruin everything," Zorak scoffed and shook his head. "Now let's go over the plan one last time as you can see on this diorama I prepared-" he then started to say.
Suddenly, Cherry and Cleo appeared in the middle of the table, looking all around, unintentionally crushing something underneath their weight on the table. Everyone else then looked at them and muttered in confusion about their sudden arrival like this.
"YOU SMASHED MY DIORAMA!" Zorak snapped at her.
"Heh, sorry, dude..." Cherry replied.
"Cherry, I don't think this is the right place." Cleo said to the perky goth.
"You sure?" Cherry asked before she took out her book and then looked through it and then looked over. "Hey, uh, Mr. Praying Mantis dude?"
"ZORAK!" Zorak told her his name firmly.
"Gesundheit, have you seen a Captain Buzz Cheeply around here?" Cherry replied and then asked.
"BEAT IT, YOU LITTLE-" Zorak snarled, about to grab her suddenly.
"Let's get out of here!" Cleo told Cherry worriedly.
"All right, I guess we'll leave it up to luck!" Cherry said before she pushed on her medallion around her neck and suddenly transported herself and Cleo somewhere else.
Zorak then crashed into the table, failing to grab Cherry and Cleo suddenly.
"Who in the galaxy were those two clowns?" Spider Woman scoffed.
"They better not come back." Moltar added.
"They won't if they know what's good for them, now where was I? Ah, yes! The revenge and defeat of Space Ghost," Zorak then said before he looked at the crushed diorama. "Excuse me while I make another new one." he then huffed, grumbling at the meddling adventurers that ruined his diorama.
PLEASE STAND BY...
"We join our hero as his intergalactic quest for justice and adventure is interrupted by a slight inconvience." A narrator's voice said as a spaceship was shown to be flying through the stars and planets.
"Take that, you festering pest!" The "hero" was shown, glaring as he shot a laser blaster at the annoyance that was on his sheep before he took out a pair of boxer shorts. "Dang! Stubborn uranium stains. Now the interns have to waste their valuable time looking for an atomic laundromat."
Suddenly, a red alert blared throughout the ship.
"WHOA! WHAT THE?!" The hero gasped and panicked at the loud sound. "Hey, Slide!"
"Neato! Those are some special effects!" A robot said while watching a screen with two youngsters, a blonde boy and a brunette girl, until he was suddenly pulled away.
"Look, Slide! Tell me what's wrong." The hero demanded as he pulled the robot over and pointed at some settings that said "Big Problem", "Problem", and "A-Okay", but there were bright flashes around the first setting.
"Well, it could be that the fees that attack you lever is in reverse or it could be like that episode of Star Trek or the matter/antimatter stabilizer is-" The robot began to suggest until the hero reached into his mouth and pulled out a cord, then plugged it into the robot input, making the robot slide over and hit his head on the outlet. "Uh-oh. Something's stuck in the reactor!" he then realized. "We have 3.2 seconds to a total system shutdown!"
"Are we going to die?!" The brunette girl panicked. "I don't wanna die!"
Suddenly, the lights went out and the spaceship stopped while in flight and they began to fall right through space. Everyone on board soon screamed and they crash-landed right in the middle of a distant planet. Is this the end of our heroes?!
"By the way, Karen and I are fine, thanks for asking." The blonde boy deadpanned to the narration.
"Captain Buzz, are you okay?" The brunette girl asked him.
"No..." Captain Buzz responded wearily. "But where are we, Slide?" he then asked his robot companion.
"It looks like a barren wasteland like that movie Robinson Crusoe on Mars except the monkey for-" Slide began to explain.
"Elroy, do you know where we are?" The brunette girl asked the blonde boy.
"Hmm... I can't say I'm sure to be honest with you." The blonde boy said to her.
"Look, guys!" Captain Cheeply said as he suddenly grabbed the robot and his young interns and made them look at what he found. "A city! WE'RE SAVED! I can finally get my laundry done." he then said in relief.
"I don't see why your personal hygiene has priority over fixing the ship." Slide commented to his captain.
"Me neither." Karen agreed.
"Definitely not." Elroy added.
"Hey! How do you expect a brave intergalactic hero like me to face strange new worlds without clean boxers?" Captain Buzz retorted.
"Oh, boy... is this our new person to help out, Cherry?" A voice asked.
"I guess so..." A second voice added.
"INTRUDERS!" Captain Buzz yelped as he hid behind Karen and Elroy. "Don't take me, take the interns! They'll last longer!"
The two interns both looked deadpan at that.
"Relax, buddy, we're on your side... I think," Cherry said as she came by, wearing a blue space sweater while Cleo wore a yellow space sweater before she checked her book. "Are you... Captain Buzz Cheeply?" she then asked.
"Why, yes! Yes, I am!" Captain Buzz replied boastfully. "It's always nice to meet people who have heard all about me and my adventures in outer space."
"Actually, we just now heard about you on the way here." Cleo clarified.
"And you must be his robot helper, Slide." Cherry then said to the robot.
"Wow! You've heard of me too!" Slide beamed at that.
"Sorta, we guess." Cleo shrugged.
"We're just not sure who you-" Cherry then said before seeing the interns and removed her glasses before rubbing her eyes. "...Elroy Jetson?"
"Oh, sure! The faceless intern you've heard of, but not me?" Captain Cheeply complained.
Cleo rolled her eyes at that.
"Uh, yes, I'm Elroy Jetson and this is my girlfriend," The blonde boy soon said with a small smile. "Karen McCormick."
"McCormick? That last name sounds familiar." Cleo commented.
"Tell me about it," Cherry agreed, but she couldn't place it right now. "Man, Elroy, you're a bit older than I remember."
"I've never met you before in my life so I have no idea what you mean," Elroy said to her with a shrug. "Karen and I are interns for Captain Buzz Cheeply because my parents decided it was time for us to get jobs after Karen randomly appeared in our apartment and Judy has her reporting job."
"Judy Jetson is a reporter?" Cleo asked Cherry.
"Well, it sounds like a more interesting series idea than, oh, say, putting The Partridge Family in outer space or something." Cherry shrugged.
"That was one of my sister's first stories." Elroy nodded.
"Well, it's nice to meet you, but I can tell that you guys aren't very happy around here and should go back to where you came from." Cherry commented.
"Did you have to phrase it like that?" Cleo deadpanned.
Cherry shrugged in response. Karen and Elroy looked concerned themselves and were about to say something until... There was suddenly a strange squeaking sound.
"WHAT WAS THAT?!" Captain Buzz yelped as he hid by Slide, Elroy, and Karen as he wasn't as brave as he made himself sound.
"Sounds like some kinda wheel." Cleo commented.
Soon, Captain Buzz grabbed Cherry and Cleo along with Elroy, Karen, and Slide and they hid behind the giant dirty laundry bag as the squeaking got a bit louder. "It's getting closer!" he then panicked.
The squeaking got louder and soon, a group of strange looking aliens appeared. They appeared to have giant foreheads that stuck out and had to be moved around by stands with wheels.
"I'll handle this, gang," Captain Buzz said as he stood up to confront the aliens. "Ahem. And what's with the serious headgear, fellas?" he then demanded.
"We are the Blotboids; our foreheads have evolved faster than our brains." One of them explained.
"Hence the polyester slacks and immaculate speech pattern!" Slide retorted and laughed at them.
"I'm not enjoying these guys much, Cherry." Cleo commented.
"No wonder we didn't know who they were." Cherry agreed.
"My robot, interns, stowaways, and I were wondering where we could find a laundromat and-" Captain Buzz began to explain.
"Robot?!" The Blotboids all asked out of vast intrigue.
"Give us your robot!" One of them demanded.
"No way, Mr. Pickle Head!" Captain Buzz retorted.
"I... INSIST!" The Blotboid replied before taking out a blaster gun.
"Well, today's your lucky day!" Captain Buzz suddenly said as he put a "For Sale" sign on Slide and held him out. "Make me your best offer and he's yours!"
"CAPTAIN!" Elroy and Karen complained about that.
"Gee, this is worse than when he sold Rosie for a free special on Galaxy Burger!" Elroy frowned.
"I'm not even gonna ask." Cherry rolled her eyes at that.
The Blotboids soon began to take out loose change from their pockets and tried to put it together.
"Okay, uh, 50 bucks." One of them offered to the man.
"SOLD!" Captain Buzz agreed, ignoring his robot companion's protests.
"Guard! Take those cheaply earthlings to the desert and destroy them!" One Blotboid told the other before cackling as he began to take Slide away.
"Well, I hope you're happy." Cherry told Captian Buzz as she and the others put their hands up as the one Blotboid followed right behind them with a blaster.
"Hang in there, Slide! I'll rescue you!" Captain Buzz promised as they walked away. "As soon as we get my laundry done."
Cherry rolled her eyes. "Can we go yet? I'm already done here." she then complained.
"I don't think we can go just yet." Cleo sighed.
"Figures." Cherry scoffed.
And so, they went their separate ways.
The one Blotboid laughed as he led around Slide with his own blaster. "With this robot, we can expand our brains to fill our foreheads and then, uh... Uh..." he then started to say only to trail off stupidly.
"Rule the galaxies? Master time and space? Invest in real estate? Blah, blah, blah, etcetera, etcetera?" Slide guessed and finished for him.
"Yeah! Yeah, that's it!" The Blotboid nodded. "And keep walking or float or whatever!"
In the meantime, Captain Buzz and the remaining others were being escorted away. "Someone think of an idea to get us out of this." he then begged.
"This usually works for my dad, but it's worth a shot here," Karen said to herself. "Say! Uh, buddy? How about you get us out of this and we'll buy you a beer?" she then offered.
"A beer? Oh, okay!" The Blotboid replied, distracted as he stopped walking. "Just one or the boss will kill me!"
Karen hid a small smirk as Elroy smiled proudly at her.
"I'm not really surprised that that worked." Cherry commented to herself.
Soon, they found their way to a bar as the Blotboid laughed, totally drunk out of his mind as one beer ended up becoming endless beer cans.
"Captain, shouldn't we be trying to get Slide back and getting off this planet before they wise up and overpower us?" Elroy asked.
"I told you this will only take a minute," Captain Buzz said as he approached the bartender. "Hey Einstein, do you know where the nearest laundromat is around here?" he then asked.
"Laundromat?" The Blotboid asked.
"Don't tell me; you don't know what that is?" Cherry guessed.
"Uh... No, not really." The Blotboid admitted.
"WHAT?! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A LAUNDROMAT IS?!" Captain Buzz complained. "YOU WASH CLOTHES!"
"You wash clothes?" The Blotboid then asked as he cleaned out a mug.
Cherry, Cleo, Karen, and Elroy all groaned as they left the bar and Captain Buzz was only concerned about getting his laundry done.
"There's gotta be one lousy washing machine around here and I'm gonna find it!" Captain Buzz raged as he stormed out of the bar.
"So, Captain Buzz and his interns searched the city for soap and spin cycles, but 72 hours later..." The narrator said as they all had a very long day, lugging around the dirty laundry through the strange and unintelligent planet.
"Beer... TV... Beer... TV... We gotta get off this planet!" Captain Buzz cried out.
"For once, I agree with you." Cherry remarked.
"But our ship's in ruins," Elroy remarked. "How do we get off of here?"
"Yeah, it's not like we can use magic or anything." Karen commented.
Cherry hid a small smirk with Cleo... but the captain had other ideas as they found a used spaceship lot.
"Hey, how much for this baby?" Captain Buzz asked the salesman, finding one spaceship that caught his eye.
"Duh... $10,000,000,273." The salesman replied.
"WHOA." Elroy and Karen yelped.
"What do you have for 50 bucks?" Captain Buzz asked nervously.
And so, they were on a very puny spaceship that was being held up by strings as they soared through space again.
"I can't fly this!" Captain Buzz ranted. "You can see the wires that hold it up! Swell! I sold my robot and I can't even get a decent ship out of here. What next?"
The wires then suddenly snapped and they fell through space and crash landed right in front of a seedy hotel.
"How is Buzz going to find a ship?" The narrator asked with dramatic tension. "Will he find a ship? Can he find a ship? Will he ever get his underwear washed?"
"SHUDDAP!" Captain Buzz whined, making Cherry and Cleo even more annoyed.
Suddenly, another ship flew by and had one of the aliens on board. "Here, bellboy. Park this for me." he then told the captain, mistaking him for a hotel employee and gave him the keys as he went inside the hotel.
"Sure thing, Mister~" Captain Buzz snickered and smirked as he got onto the ship and took off without Cherry and Cleo as he took Elroy and Karen with him.
Cherry and Cleo rolled their eyes at that.
"Can we just leave?" Cleo asked Cherry.
"We have to get Elroy and Karen out of here since they don't belong here." Cherry reminded her familiar.
"AUGH." Cleo groaned as this was such a pain in the tail for both of them.
The ship went flying all around at rapid speed until Elroy reached out to push the slower button. The ship then halted at a super slow stopping point.
"Thank you for that, Elroy." Karen said in relief.
"No problem, Karen." Elroy replied.
Captain Buzz grunted as he tried to sort himself out, but his foot hit the speed settings back to fast.
"NOOOO!" Karen and Elroy yelped at that and they soon shot through the vacuums yet again at rapid speed.
The ship went bouncing all around until Karen decided to take control of the ship right now. Elroy looked very relieved about that as Cherry and Cleo found the other spaceship and Cherry used her Equestrian medallion to fix the ship, but decided to hide it behind a sign as she hid a smirk.
"Cherry...?" Cleo asked suspiciously.
"Shh... no one will ever know~" Cherry shushed mysteriously.
Captain Buzz, Elroy, and Karen soon made it back on the planet and the captain told Karen to land at a certain spot. And of course, it was a laundromat as they finally made it back.
"Finaly. We made it." Captain Buzz said as he lugged his laundry bag behind him.
"But what about Slide?" Karen asked him.
"We'll worry about him later," Captain Buzz dismissed as they came inside and he saw something that shocked him. "WHAT?! 22,000 kilometers and only ONE! LOUSY! MACHINE?!" he then complained as he shoved his laundry into one machine and then... KABOOM!
"Why did we take this internship again?" Karen asked Elroy.
"I dunno, I'm starting to think that that Cherry lady was right about this." Elroy agreed.
Captain Buzz whimpered and then cried in defeat while Karen and Elroy began to feel fed up.
"With his laundry out of the way, Buzz returns to the Blotboids with his interns to rescue their aluminum alloy!" The narrator said as the ship soon came back to the planet and made it to the hotel.
"Ah, just in time!" The Blotboid remarked before flicking a coin to the trio. "Here, kid."
"Thanks, Mister!" Captain Buzz said in a daze before passing out.
"So how are we going to help Sldie?" Karen asked Elroy.
"It might take a lot of effort, but not too much effort," Karen said thoughtfully. "These guys aren't very bright so it shouldn't be too hard to fool them."
"Disguises?" Elroy guessed.
"Something like that." Karen nodded.
MEANWHILE...
Slide was helping the aliens have their brains expand against his will and they were just about done.
"Your work is done, Robot!" Captain Buzz suddenly said, coming by in a lame disguise which just included tying a small rocket against his forehead as Elroy and Karen did the same.
"BUZZ! KAREN! ELROY!" Slide beamed as he was tied to a chair as Captain Buzz cut the ropes with scissors. "You came back! I knew you weren't like the captain who-"
"Shh! Slide, you'll blow our cover!" Karen whispered firmly to the robot.
After Slide was untied, it was time to escape while they still had the chance.
"Okay, um, get up, you darn robot, you!" Elroy said, trying to sound as dumb as the aliens on this planet.
"Yes, Mr. Blotboid sir, anything you say, sir!" Slide replied as he played along before going out the door.
"Too late, earthlings!" One of the aliens said with a smirk as he saw right through them. "My forehead is now filled with stout and brilliant brains! In fact, we are now 300 times more intelligent and dangerous than you!" he then laughed until his wheel stand broke and his head landed in the middle of the ground, rendering him unable to get back up. "Oh! My head!"
"Ya know, I kinda wish we tried that earlier." Karen commented.
"Me too." Elroy agreed.
"Too heavy! Guards! Guards!" The distressed alien called out to the others.
The other aliens soon tried to help him only to meet the same fate instantly. Slide and Captain Buzz just took that as their cue to escape as well as Elroy and Karen.
"Hey, Buzz! That bomb is just what we need to repair the ship!" Slide remarked once they escaped.
"What bomb?" Captain Buzz asked suddenly.
"That thermonuclear device on your head?" Slide reminded him.
"Uh-oh." Karen and Elroy gulped nervously.
"Don't be silly, Slide! It's not a-" Captain Buzz dismissed as he untied the item from his head only to see that the robot was right, making him very nervous. "Uh-oh..." he then rushed to hide inside of Slide while putting the bomb down, expecting it to explode suddenly.
"WE ARE GOING TO DIE!" Karen panicked. "I wanna go home right now! But I'm not sure where home is." she then frowned.
"Relax, you guys!" Slide said to them. "It's harmless."
"Hey, he's right." Elroy agreed as he took a closer look at the bomb.
"How do you know?" Captain Buzz asked them.
"Look! No batteries." Elroy pointed out.
"How lucky." Karen then said in relief.
"Oh, uh, I knew that," Captain Buzz smirked smugly. "Now, let's find the ship and get it fixed so I can shop for a whole new wardrobe for our next adventure... where IS the ship anyway?" he then added.
Suddenly, there was a horn honking in the air.
"Hop in! We're getting you guys out of here!" Cherry called out as she flew the spaceship overhead now that it was all fixed.
"Cherry! Cleo! You fixed the ship?" Elroy asked out of amazement.
"But how?" Karen wondered.
"Let's just say we have the magic touch, now come on!" Cherry replied as she opened the doors.
Karen and Elroy looked at each other and soon rushed on board. Captain Buzz and Slide were following behind only to get shut out.
"Hey, uh, Girl and Cat? You accidentally locked the door!" Captain Buzz called out as he tried pounding on the doors. "Hey! Let us in!"
Cherry chose to ignore that as she lifted up the ship and took off without them. Karen and Elroy looked down at their former boss and robot friend as this was going to be an unofficial goodbye.
"So, uh, where are we going exactly?" Elroy asked.
"I'll tell you after we get settled," Cherry replied. "It's probably for the best you don't know right away and that you get away from that Captain Buzz character."
"Yeah, he seemed so cool in the advertisements back in Skypad Apartments." Karen had to admit.
"So Karen McCormick ended up with The Jetsons? Where is she from though?" Cleo asked Cherry.
"We'll find out once we're out of this crazy world for sure." Cherry reassured Cleo.
MEANWHILE...
Captain Buzz and Slide kept crying out for Cherry and Cleo to come back, but it seemed to be useless by now.
"Well, I have a bigger concern now other than my wardrobe." Captain Buzz admitted to Slide.
"What's that, Captain Buzz?" Slide asked him.
"Now that the Blotnoids are so smart now, won't they come after us?" Captain Buzz then asked.
Slide laughed at that question. "Fat chance, Buzz! 90% of my data is useless science fiction trivia! They'll be arguing for decades!" he then explained.
And so, that was what happened.
"I'm telling you, it was Invasion of the BodySnatchers from the 1970s!"
"No, it was When Worlds Collide, the 1951 version!"
"...so how do we get off this planet?" Captain Buzz asked.
Slide then looked to the side. "Uh, narrator, care to help us out here? ...Hello? Anybody there?!" he then panicked when he didn't get an answer.
"This could be bad." Captain Buzz said to himself.
