???: Hello all, and welcome to Episode 2 of this fantastical show! As usual for the beginning of an episode, we'll be covering the elimination process, which will result in one member of the losing team leaving the show. This time, we're looking at The Defenders! I'm your host, and this is WOLF!
Narrator: Last episode, The Defenders were placed up for elimination after judges gave them a grueling 4/30 score! Now it's time to see who will be the first to leave the show! Before we begin, is there anything you would like to say, Defenders?
Knuckles: I did nothing wrong! I do not deserve the looks I have gotten.
Elon Musk: No comment.
Molly: *ruff*
Gigachad: Only true sigmas... Know how to vote the worst character...
Cuphead: Hey, why am i here again to begin with?
Scolipede: *rolls*
Narrator: Alright, now let's get into the votes! Your prize today for being safe, is dog treats!
Elon Musk: Gross, I'm not eating those.
Narrator: I already knew that. Anyways, I have 5 dog treats. If you are safe, you'll get a dog treat. If not, you will be eliminated! Let's begin! Safe with 0 votes, first is Molly! Take your treat!
Molly devours her treat in seconds.*
Narrator: Next up, also with 0 votes is Gigachad!
Gigachad: Only real maniacs... Will eat a dog treat willingly...
Narrator: Anyway, the last person safe with 0 votes is Cuphead!
Cuphead eats his treat without hesitation*
Cuphead: Hey, this ain't half bad!
Narrator: Now, the three of you have at least 1 vote a piece! One of you have five votes, and the others have one! But who is safe!
imagine there's suspense here bc this isn't a vid*
Narrator: The person eliminated first is...
Narrator: Elon Musk! Knuckles, Scolipede, take your treats!
Scolipede bites it's treat, and spits it out in disgust.*
Knuckles: These are foul! What kind of poison is this?
Narrator: It's not poisonous, people feed them to their dogs!
Elon Musk: How dare you all eliminate me first! I demand justice!
It seems as though Elon disappears out of thin air, although he is transported to a secret containment center.*
Cuphead: Hey, where did he go?
Gigachad: He was punished... For not being a mewing sigma...
Narrator: Now, onto the challenge!
Narrator: The challenge today, is to hide in the forest without being found by another team! How this will work, is I will randomly assign two people from each team to hide as a random object in the woods, and two more people to find the hiders on the other team! The first team to have the hiders found, will be up for elimination! Go!
The hiders chosen from The Rubber Huggers are...*
RDJ and Yellow Imposter.*
RDJ: Alright, this should be easy.
Yellow Imposter: Amogus
The hunters chosen from The Rubber Huggers are...*
Adam and Donkey Kong.*
Adam: F'ck yes! Let's go kill some b'tches!
Donkey Kong: Whoa man, tone the language down!
Adam: F'ck you, I say what I want!
Sad Sponge and Lucifer have to sit out.*
Lucifer: Alright, let's relax.
Sad Sponge: I'm so sadddd
Lucifer: Yeah, same here little guy.
The hiders chosen from The Harbingers are...*
Mafiso Eduardo and Mike.*
Mafiso Eduardo: Ayyy, Mafia nevah hides! We fight 'till the end!
Mike: Yeah, you also fuc-
Four Matter: Don't be like Adam...
The hunters chosen from The Harbingers are...*
Megamind and Rosalina.*
Rosalina: Oh dear... I'm not very good at hunting...
Death: If only I was involved...
Megamind: This would have been a lot easier had it been so!
The hiders chosen from The Defenders are...*
Knuckles and Molly.*
Knuckles: I would have been a much better attacker!
Cuphead: Well, you kinda failed us last time, so don't do it again!
Knuckles: But you liked the name! Are you calling me a liar?!
Gigachad: Only true gigachads... Can be unprovoked always...
The hunters chosen from The Defenders are...*
Gigachad and Cuphead.*
Cuphead: Boy, this'll be heaps of fun!
Scolipede: *Taps in Morse code, saying "WE ARE DOOMED"*
Narrator: And they're off!
RDJ turns into a rock, and hides near a tree.*
Yellow Imposter turns into a bush, and just stands in place repeating "Amogus."*
Mafiso Eduardo turns into a modern lantern and hides in a nearby shack.*
Mike turns into a magazine.*
Mike: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?!?!?!
Knuckles turns into a piece of wood, and hides near a shack.*
Molly turns into a stick, and repeatedly chases her own... tail?*
Donkey Kong: So uhh, Adam, where do you think they're at?
Adam: Don't know, don't care, don't want to f''king talk to you.
Donkey Kong: Why do you curse so much? It's like you're obligated to!
Adam: I am not, I just like doing it!
Donkey Kong: Okay man, jeez...
The view pans over to The Harbingers*
Rosalina: So, where do you think they'll be?
Megamind: Look, there's a shack! Maybe there's someone nearby!
they step in the shack, and see a lantern out of place on the table.*
Megamind: Hey look, that's out of place! Reveal yourself, intruder!
They find Mafiso Eduardo, their own teammate, and as he reveals himself...*
Mafiso Eduardo: ATTACK!!!!
he begins lashing at Megamind*
Megamind: AHHHHHH!!!!! GET HIM OFF!!!
Rosalina: Oh no, that's Mafiso! We found our own teammate!!! Get off of him! Get off!!!!!
They continue to attempt to pry him off of Megamind, and fail until the host intervenes.*
Narrator: Well well well, looks like The Harbingers found their own teammate!
Megamind: Why is that even possible?!?!
The narrator snaps his fingers, and Megamind is removed from Mafiso's grasp.*
Mafiso Eduardo: Why would my own teammates sabotage me? What's wrong with ya?!?!
Rosalina: We didn't know!
The camera pans to The Defenders.*
Cuphead: Boy, I wonder how we'll ever find someone! It's like a labyrinth out here!
Gigachad: True gigachads don't worry about their future... They worry about the present...
Gigachad points at the bush that is Yellow Imposter, revealing him.*
Narrator: And The Rubber Huggers are the next team to lose a hider!
Meanwhile, Lucifer hears this comment..*
Lucifer: Oh great, seems like my team is losing. Surprisingly, it doesn't seem that it's Adam's fault.
Sad Sponge: I wouldn't be surprised if it is... Even though I know nothing about him...
Back to the fray...*
Cuphead: Oh boy, let's find someone else!
Meanwhile, at The Rubber Huggers...*
Donkey Kong: Uhh, Adam? What's that stick doing?
Adam: What the f''k? What is that?
Donkey Kong: Well? Go get it!
Adam: F''k no! You do it!
They stare awkwardly at each other for about 15 seconds.*
Donkey Kong: Rock Paper Scissors?
Adam: You're on!
Both: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot!
Adam uses Scissors while Donkey Kong uses Rock*
Donkey Kong: Ha! I win! Suck it, loser!
Adam: Godd'mn it! F''k you! Fine, I'll do it!
He walks towards it, pokes it, and freaks out when it turns into Molly.*
Adam: EEK!
Donkey Kong: Whoa, it's Molly!
Molly appears aggravated, lunging towards Adam until...*
CRUNCH*
Adam: AHHHHHHHHH MOTHER F''CKER! GET THIS B'TCH OFF OF ME! OH F''K, OH SH'T!
Donkey Kong: I'M TRYING, I'M TRYING!
Donkey Kong is finally able to pry Molly off of Adam's profusely bleeding ankle.*
Donkey Kong: I got her!
Molly scampers into the woods...*
Narrator: And so we're down to one! Who will be put up for elimination?
It's down to RDJ, Mike, and Knuckles. It's in the home stretch, with all teams nearing each other for one final find.*
Rosalina: I see a magazine! That's not normally in woods, right?
Megamind: I don't know, I've never been here!
Cuphead: Hey, I see a rock! Near a tree! Maybe we should check it out!
Panning to The Rubber Huggers for one last time...*
Adam: Hey DK?
Donkey Kong: What's up, Adam?
Adam: Thank you. It hurts to say it, but thank you.
Donkey Kong: Oh, you're welcome man! Besides, you wouldn't have done it for me anyways.
Adam: Oh I know I wouldn't have...
They laugh it off, and continue conversing until...*
Adam: Wait a minute... ARE THOSE THE OTHER F''KING TEAMS?!?!?!
Donkey Kong: It is!!!
Adam: Quick, find something!!!!!
Megamind: Rosalina, it's a big ape and an angel!
Rosalina: It's the other teams! And look, there's Cuphead and Gigachad! Hurry, find something!
Cuphead: Hey, look, it's the other teams! Hi!!!!! Come on, say hi!
nudges gigachad*
Gigachad: Don't break my mewing streak... I'm the last sigma...
They scramble all around until...*
Adam: Ooh, a magazine! Tell me, does it have any naked women-
It transforms into Mike.*
Donkey Kong: Hahaha! That magazine is a dude!
Adam: What the f''k!?!?!?
Mike: What the hell dude?!?!?
Narrator: And there you have it folks, The Harbingers lost the challenge, so they're up for elimination! Vote for one of these people to leave the show!