Narrator: Welcome back! I know it's been a while, but we are indeed still here! Last episode, The Defenders lost by a slight difference, all because they chose chocolate for their cake flavor! (And as we know, Mafiso Eduardo does NOT like chocolate. He's a dog.) Now, this episode, it's time to show their elimination results! Before we get into it, I'm your host, and this is WOLF!

Narrator: Alright, now let's see the results! We got 4 votes, higher than last episode, but not by much. The prize today is a slice of bread! That seems to be, stale, and out of date... huh... Well, I have 4 slices of bread, and whoever does not receive a slice is eliminated. And, in a short second, I have a huge message to dump that will change the game! Well, two messages actually. But first, Knuckles is safe with zero votes! Take your bread, Knuckles!

he tosses him the slice, as Knuckles cautiously bites down*

Knuckles: This has no flavor! What is this? Do humans eat this junk?

Narrator: Next up, Molly! You're also safe with zero votes!

Molly instantly devours her bread slice before proceeding to walk away from the group and lay down*

Cuphead: Aw, the puppy's too cute! Such an adorable little baby!

Narrator: Well Cuphead, you can join her, as you are the last contestant without a vote, barely escaping a tie!

He tosses Cuphead's bread slice to him*

Cuphead: *he gags as his face turns green* Urghhh, is this moldy? I feel sick...

He makes a mad dash for a bush and pukes*

Knuckles: *he proceeds to pat Cuphead's back* There, there, little boy. You will be all better soon.

Narrator: Now. Gigachad, and Scolipede. You two are stuck in a two way tie. I have a wheel, right beside me. It will decide your fates.

Gigachad: I'm mogging... Like a real sigma...

Gigachad spins the wheel, and it lands on Scolipede*

Narrator: HEY! I never said you could do that! But, Scolipede, your time has come! Any first words?

Scolipede attempts to use Swarm, before very quickly being teleported by the host*

Narrator: Wow, so rude! I just wanted to hear him speak! Now, you all can have some time to speak with the other teams before the challenge! Go ahead, have some fun!

Narrator: Oh, I almost forgot the major announcements!

He proceeds to teleport the cast to his location*

Narrator: There's something I need to tell you all! Starting today, there will be confessionals! In that cave over there, marked with the mossy overgrowth. It will be on recording for our viewers, so be mindful about that. Also, the voting style has changed! It's now not only Save, Prize, Eliminate, but also the second most voted person will switch teams! Now, that's all I needed to say! Go over there whenever you need to use the confessional, for any reason.

Yellow Imposter (Confessional): AMONG US! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SUSSY!

Death (Confessional): I have a plan for these nitwits... None of them are even smart enough to grasp it yet. Well, except for the blue one... He has potential.

Cuphead (Confessional): I'm so happy to be here, else I wouldn't have met the puppy!

he holds Molly up to the camera as she begins to lick him*

Cuphead: Haha! Stop, you're so cute! Aww!

Gigachad (Confessional): I have acknowledged my errs... And I will change my ways...

Adam (Confessional): These f''ks don't know what's coming for them... I'm gonna flip this whole godd'mn game upside down, and take that wife-stealing a$$wipe with it!

Mike (Confessional): I'm so sick of these games. Every host, it's the exact same thing! They just pluck you from your reality to play their little game, then you're gone for years! I just wanna go home, hopefully these f''ks will vote me out so this'll all be over.

Now, back to the people.*

Adam and Donkey Kong are off in the distance, walking and conversing as Yellow Imposter is standing still*

Lucifer: Hey Sponge, can you do me a favor?

Sad Sponge: Hmm?

Lucifer: If DK and Adam come back, distract them. I'm gonna go interact with that kid from a few weeks ago. Is that okay?

Sad Sponge: I got it...

Lucifer: Excellent.

Lucifer begins to walk towards Cuphead, making friendly gestures at him*

Lucifer: Hey, buddy! I'm sorry that Adam ran you off a few episodes ago. But hey, we can still talk! So, what's up?

Cuphead: Wowzers, you came back! I thought you wouldn't! Anyways, there's this puppy!

He picks up Molly and shows her to Lucifer, licking his face*

Lucifer: Hey, stop! That tickles! Haha!

Knuckles: Human, are you positive you want this child to interact with a demon?

Gigachad: He seems kind enough... Why not let him have friends...

Megamind: Hello, humans and animals! What's all the fuss about?

Yellow Imposter: AMONG US!!!

Mike: Hey, what's wrong with the yellow blob? It seems to be gyrating very swiftly. Is it retarded?

Adam: No no, that's our teammate. Our sh'ttiest teammate.

Donkey Kong: Yeah, I preferred the one who played Iron Man over him! And he was sassy as all everything!

Lucifer: Look, it seems that Adam's coming back, so I have to go. I promise, we'll catch up soon. See ya, little man!

Cuphead: Bye, fella! You're a nice guy! Now who's a good puppy, huh? Who's a good puppy...?

Lucifer: Hey Adam, how is my least favorite douchebag doing today? Hmm? Rather sh'tty, I hope?

Adam: Shut up, a$$hole, we're on the same team you know. As much as I hate you, I can't afford to lose again!

Donkey Kong: Yeah, our alliance is at risk if we lose! Especially with the new switch thing! That sounds scary...

Lucifer: Well then, I guess it's time to make us lose so I switch teams. Anything to not be on your team anymore. I'd soon rather join the handicapped team!

Meanwhile, Death is sitting quietly, pondering*

Mike: Hey uh, buddy. Are you okay? You're kind of creeping me out, dude.

Death: Mhmm, just thinking...

Sad Sponge: Can I sit with you...?

Death: Why not? Make yourself at home.

Sad Sponge: Can I also... Talk to you?

Death: Spill. Let it all out...

Sad Sponge: Well, it all started when I lost Gary... I even sang a song for him, but-

the camera pans away from the pair and focuses on Knuckles*

Knuckles: There is nothing to do! Get on with the show, so I can get back to the master emerald!

Cuphead: Yeah, I agree! It is pretty boring right now...

Narrator: Well fellas, you're in luck!

Narrator: The challenge today is to play Dodgeball! Now, that may be bad on the surface, but I will give a handicap for the teams with lower members. As in, The Harbingers, you get an extra two lives for a team member, and The Defenders, you guys get one extra life! After the extras are depleted, people will start being eliminated! Not from the show, of course, just the challenge! Now, arm yourselves! The first team to have every member hit loses!

the teams arm themselves and get ready for battle*

Mike: Alright guys, we need to be strategic. We can't go running around like idiots, that's how we lose.

Death: Don't worry, I've got this...

Lucifer: Come on, guys. We need to be rational. We can't just bolt out there!

Donkey Kong: Let's play with some balls! Rahhhhhh!

Adam: DK, don't say that!

they bolt out into battle, facing against the other teams*

Adam: Come on, f''kers!

They make several throws, making sure to ricochet the balls back into their grasps*

Knuckles: Ha, your tiny spheres are no match for me!

Donkey Kong hits Knuckles with a dodgeball*

Knuckles: That was too easy! I can do this all day!

Gigachad: Knuckles... You're supposed to dodge the balls...

Knuckles: There is no need! I am powerful!

Adam: Hey kid? Guess what?

He tosses a ball at Molly*

Cuphead: Puppy! How DARE you hurt her!

He throws a ball at Donkey Kong, slamming into his face*

Donkey Kong: OWW! THAT HURT!

Adam: WHAT THE F''K?!?

Gigachad and Cuphead arm themselves and begin shooting*

Adam: Oh, sh't, oh sh't!

Lucifer: Ughh, sounds like the boys need my help again. Sponge, come with me.

Sad Sponge: Let's do it...

Megamind walks up behind Yellow Imposter and hits him with the ball*

Megamind: YES! I did it! I took someone out!

Yellow Imposter: You are sussy... Your punishment will soon arrive.

Megamind: What does that mean...?

Lucifer: There he is... Hey Adam! Can't defend yourself? I'd expect that from a little girl like you.

Adam: Shut the f''k up, and help me!

Lucifer: Alright then... Sorry little guy.

He tosses a ball at Cuphead, but he catches it*

Lucifer: Wha- I- HUH?

Cuphead: You betrayed me! You were my friend! How dare you!

Adam: Lucifer... Were you talking to this kid?!?!

Lucifer: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW! SHUT! UP!

They continuously throw balls, missing every shot*

Death: Aww, did I miss the party...?

He throws his dodgeballs at Adam and Sad Sponge, hitting them before they can fight back*

Adam: F''K!!!

Narrator: And it seems that The Rubber Huggers are once again up for elimination! Vote for someone to be safe, someone to get a prize, and someone to be eliminated!