Narrator: Hello, and welcome back to Episode 8 of this fine adventure of a show! Last episode, The Rubber Huggers lost again, bringing their total down to four! Now, after a voting style switch up, let's see who gets eliminated today! I am your host, and this is WOLF!
Narrator: Now, like I said, there was a voting style switch, so now you get to vote someone to save, someone to get a prize, and someone to be eliminated! Let's begin with the prize votes! But first, the prize for anyone safe today, is a bar of chocolate, which expires in 2036. August 12th, to be exact. Well, it's still got years left, so we're good!
(DISCLAIMER: I forgot to do the switch this episode, but don't worry, I made up for it in WOLF 9)
Prize Votes*
Sad Sponge: 3
Adam: 1
Lucifer: 2
Donkey Kong: 0
Yellow Imposter: 1
Lucifer: Congratulations, Sponge! Enjoy your prize, my friend! What, what even is his prize anyways?
Narrator: Oh, the prize vote. Umm...
he scrambles through his bag rapidly trying to look for something to give him*
Narrator: Aha! Here! A chocolate milk carton!
Sad Sponge takes a sip of the chocolate milk, forming a smile from ear to ear*
Donkey Kong: Aww, I wanted some chocolate milk...
Narrator: Now, onto the elimination votes!
Elimination Votes*
Sad Sponge: 1
Adam: 2
Lucifer: 2
Donkey Kong: 1
Yellow Imposter: 3
Yellow Imposter: AMONG US! AMOGUS AMONG US! ANUS!
Narrator: Don't freak out yet, there's still Save votes!
Safety Votes*
Sad Sponge: 2
Adam: 2
Lucifer: 2
Donkey Kong: 3
Yellow Imposter: 1
Narrator: Huh, I guess it is time to freak out. Yellow Imposter, you are the next person eliminated from WOLF. Any last words?
Yellow Imposter: *ahem.* Erm, what the sigma?
Narrator: Really? Brainrot?
whoosh*
Adam: To the people who voted to eliminate me, *you're on my list.*
Narrator: The challenge today is to play Russian Roulette! I will give each of you a gun, minus Molly and Donkey Kong, and fill it with a certain amount of bullets. You can fire at each other, or fire it somewhere else if you think it's a blank. If a real bullet actually hits you, you're out. If a blank hits you, nothing happens. Now, I'm going to hand this challenge over to an assistant I ~~kidnapped~~ brought here to help me.
8-Ball: Hello contestants. Here are the guns, loaded with 1 bullet and 5 blanks. After you run out of bullets, come back to me, and I will put more in.
Cuphead: Hey, isn't it a lil' weird that a talking ball is doin this for us?
Lucifer: Ehh, I don't question the utter craziness of this place anymore. Also, WHY ARE YOU GIVING A KID A GUN?!?!
8-Ball: Well, this kid has fought the devil. I think he can use a gun.
Lucifer: The devil? I'M THE DEVIL!
8-Ball: The devil in his reality, you nincompoop.
Donkey Kong: Heheheh, poop.
Matchup 1: Sad Sponge vs Megamind*
Sad Sponge fires at the wall, thinking it's a blank, but it's actually his bullet*
Megamind: I win by default! Excellent!
Matchup 2: Knuckles vs Adam*
Adam: Alright hedgehog, let's DO THIS!
Knuckles: I am NOT a hedgehog! I am of the Echidna Warrior Tribe, I am much more versed in the ways of the warrior than a puny hedgehog!
Adam: Cool. Anyways-
He fires a bullet at Knuckles, but it's a blank*
Adam: F'ck.
Knuckles throws his gun at Adam, incapacitating him*
Narrator: Ooh, that's not right. 8-Ball, do we count that?
8-Ball: They're both disqualified.
Matchup 3: Death vs Gigachad*
Death: If you're going to take your shot, take it now.
Gigachad: Gladly... I'm going to win for my team...
He takes a shot at Death, getting lucky and hitting him with the bullet*
Death winces from the impact, but quickly recovers*
Death: That host wasn't messing around, those are live rounds indeed...
Matchup 4: Lucifer vs Mike*
Lucifer: Hey man, I really don't wanna have to do this.
Mike: Fine then, I'll do it myself.
He points the gun straight at Lucifer's kneecap and fires a live round*
Lucifer: AHHH GODD'MN IT!
Mike: Oh sh't, these really are live rounds! Whoa!
Lucifer: My leg, oh my god!
Narrator: Woah, he can't walk! That's insane! Well, it seems like The Rubber Huggers are up for elimination twice in a row! I'll let the game finish though, because I'm nice.
8-Ball: All within the rules of the game.
Matchup 5: Megamind vs Gigachad*
Gigachad: Draw your weapon... And draw it now...
Megamind fumbles his gun, accidentally shooting Gigachad with three blanks*
Gigachad retaliates with 4 more blanks, leaving just a blank and a bullet left*
Megamind: I've got you now!
He shoots a bullet that misses, but ricochets until it hits his arm*
Gigachad: Oh sh't... My biceps...
Matchup 6: Mike and Cuphead*
Mike: Let's do this!
Cuphead quick draws, hitting Mike with a live round*
Mike: Oh that hurts like hell!
Cuphead: Oh jeez, I'm so sorry! I- I thought it was a toy!
Mike: It's not! It's not a toy! It's real!
Cuphead: I'm so sorry-!
He bolts out of the room in tears, automatically disqualifying him*
8-Ball: It seems that Megamind has won.
Narrator: Yes, indeed he has, but The Rubber Huggers are up for elimination again! Vote for someone to be safe, someone to win a prize, and someone to be eliminated! Oh, and I forgot about this, but next episode we'll make someone from The Rubber Huggers switch!