Narrator: Welcome back to episode 9! Last episode, we sent Yellow Imposter off, leaving 4 remaining on The Rubber Huggers... Or so they thought, as they managed to lose, back to back! Now we get to see the results of the elimination! I'm your host, and this is WOLF!
Narrator: Now, there was an incident last episode where I forgot to make a member switch, but now we'll be implementing that here! Your prize for safety is a granola bar! I only have 3 granola bars. If you are safe, you'll get a bar! Let's begin!
Save Tally:
Sad Sponge: 2
Adam: 1
Lucifer: 2
Donkey Kong: 1
Lucifer: Fitting that the two worst members are the ones with a single vote.
Prize Tally:
Sad Sponge: 2
Adam: 2
Lucifer: 1
Donkey Kong: 0
Narrator: We have a tie on the prize front! Let's spin a wheel!
The wheel spins, eventually landing on Adam*
Narrator: And Adam wins the prize!
Adam: F''k yes! So, what do I win?
Narrator: Unlike last episode, I have a prize planned. Your prize is a McDonald's Happy Meal!
Adam: A happy meal? A f''king happy meal?!?! Do I look like I'm 6?!?!
Lucifer: Typical, your ungrateful nature shines through.
Donkey Kong: Leave him alone!
Sad Sponge: You chose the wrong person to team up with...
Eliminate Tally:
Sad Sponge: 2
Adam: 1
Lucifer: 0
Donkey Kong: 2
Narrator: Donkey Kong, I hate to inform you, but you have been eliminated.
Donkey Kong: What?!?! What did I do wrong?
Sad Sponge: Maybe it's the poo joke you made last episode...
Adam: No! You can't eliminate him! I demand that he stays!
Narrator: Okay, but you know I don't have to listen to you, right?
Adam: You do! I am the first man, your elder! Without me, none of you would even be here! You're all morons, losers, and fools!
whoosh*
Narrator: Oh well, I guess you'll have to wait for the rejoin!
Switch Tally:
Sad Sponge: 2
Adam: 0
Lucifer: 1
Donkey Kong: 1
Narrator: Sad Sponge, you're switching to The Harbingers. This is your chance to say goodbye to your team.
Sad Sponge: Goodbye, friend. I hope I can see you again...
Lucifer: It's okay Sponge, I'll always be here. Just come talk to me when you can.
Adam: I am NOT going to be on a team with this wife stealing f''kface here!
Narrator: Well, it's your lucky day, as you're going to The Defenders, as they never got their switcher.
Adam: Lucifer's gonna be alone? YES! That means he has to get eliminated eventually, he can't squeak by forever!
Lucifer: Watch me.
Narrator: Today is a fun one, so there's no chitchat! Just the challenge! Today's challenge is a Scavenger Hunt, except pirate themed! You will all be digging in the sand to find a secret statue, thought to be lost for years! It's shiny, plastered with jewels, mainly emeralds, and made of bronze. This challenge is unlike the usual, as you are competing to win a rejoiner! There will be no elimination this time around. Go!
The teams scramble to dig and find the statue*
Megamind: Oh, I found something!
Mike: Are you stupid? This isn't a statue, this is a soccer trophy. Get it right.
Death: I already know who's going to win, I might as well assist...
Sad Sponge: Hello new teammates... I miss my old friend already...
Knuckles: Get to excavating! We must find the idol!
Gigachad: It's not an idol... It's a statue...
Cuphead: It ain't a statue, but this is a nice lookin' shoe!
Molly: *arf arf*
Cuphead: Puppy! Aww, you came back! I thought you's never would!
Adam: This is f''king pointless, I would've rather been on the reaper's team than these idiots!
Knuckles: You! Keep your attitude straight! This is not the place to be a hindrance!
Lucifer: Ugh, it's so hot out here. I never had to deal with this at home, inside my house.
Death: Hey. How are you doing?
Lucifer: Good I guess... Shouldn't you help the other team?
Death: Well, yes, but I've come with a proposal.
Lucifer: That being what?
Death: I would like to form an alliance. If we both make it to the point when the teams dissolve, I would like your assistance to stay afloat. In return, you'll have the rejoiner, and my assistance as well. So... Do we have a deal...?
Lucifer: Well... I suppose we do.
Death: Good, good... Here's the statue, by the way. I managed to sneak it right past that gullible host.
Lucifer: Wow, I've got to say, this is quite the sacrifice you're making.
Death: It's all about playing the field, my chum. Playing the field...
Lucifer briefly turns, and by the time he turns back, Death has vanished*
Lucifer: Huh, what a disappearing act that was. Might as well go to the host.
Narrator: Oh good, you found it! I did not expect you to win the rejoiner out of anyone! Teams, the challenge is over! Lucifer has won the rejoiner, who will be placed on The Rubber Huggers as a result!
Adam: How the f''k?!?!
Lucifer: I have my methods.
Narrator: VIEWERS! Vote for someone to rejoin the game! The person with the most votes will rejoin WOLF, and be placed on The Rubber Huggers!