Narrator: Hello all, and welcome back to episode 10! Last time, I tasked the teams with recovering a secret statue, and Lucifer ended up retrieving it out of anyone. He ended up winning the rejoiner, who was decided in the voting period of last episode! I am your host, and this is WOLF!
The screen fades to black, and then reveals a secret building, a hotel perhaps?*
Elon Musk: I have to say, this place does know how to treat a billionaire like me.
Four Matter: Elon, you're so spoiled. Lay off of the lemonade, will you?
Rosalina: Boys, boys, stop fighting! This is unacceptable behavior, and it must stop!
Donkey Kong: Well, you're not our mothers, so, SHUT UP!
Yellow Imposter: Among us, sus, among us!
Mafiso Eduardo: Ey, you, spaceman? Shut the hell up, will ya?
Yellow Imposter: *August 12th, 2036. The heat death of the universe. August 12th, 2036. The heat death of the universe. August 12th, 2036. The heat death of the universe.*
Scolipede: *turns his head in curiosity*
RDJ: You know, this place is... weird, especially since I haven't gotten any service. All I ask for, is a single cheeseburger, and I don't get it.
Elon Musk: Well, I've gotten everything I've asked for. Maybe make some more money.
Narrator: Hello, social rejects! I'm here to announce that ONE of you will rejoin the game! Let's start with the votes!
the narrator whisks the eliminated contestants away to the lobby of the hotel, to reveal who would return*
Narrator: Now, we got 8 votes! The person with the most votes will rejoin, and get this... this umm... OH! This special edition case of Fallout 4 for the PS4!
Mafiso Eduardo: Fallout 4? What's Fallout? I've never heard of it.
Narrator: Really? Never? Ohhh, I remember, your world doesn't have Fallout! Silly me. Fallout is a game series that takes place after nuclear fallout, on the day of October 23rd, 2077. The different games in the franchise take place at different times and locations. I'm not explaining any further, so let's see the votes!
Narrator: First off, the only people with 0 votes! Elon, Yellow Imposter, you were the ones without a vote.
Elon Musk: That's fine, I don't like your dumb competition anyway. I'd rather sit here in luxury.
Yellow Imposter: *implodes*
Narrator: Now, the people with 1 vote, consist of... Four Matter.
Four Matter: Aw man, that's a shame.
Narrator: Rosalina.
Rosalina: It's okay, maybe next time...
Narrator: You dumbo, there is no next time!
Rosalina: Oh... *Insert that one PNA face here*
Narrator: Scolipede.
Scolipede: *stomps in anger*
Narrator: And lastly, Donkey Kong.
Donkey Kong: Oh come on! Now I'm separated from Adam FOREVER!
he begins slamming the ground in a rage*
Narrator: I will stick a tranq dart so far up your a$$ that you'll feel it penetrating your stomach if you don't quit, now.
...
Donkey Kong: Wha-
Narrator: Back to the votes! RDJ, Mafiso Eduardo, you are tied at 2 votes! Let's spin the wheel and find out who rejoins!
a xylophone version of Ring around the Rosie can be heard while the wheel is spinning, until it lands on...*
RDJ.*
Narrator: And, RDJ rejoins the game! Congratulations RDJ! And you're right back on your old team!
RDJ: Something tells me there's a twist. Is there a twist?
Narrator: ...Your old team only has Lucifer. BUT, but, there's a switching mechanic, so if you win, getting 1st place and not 2nd or losing, you get a team member from the losing team!
RDJ: Okay? I was fine with being on a team with 1 person, it's a shame that it's the actual devil though.
Narrator: Okay.
whoosh*
just like that, RDJ disappears with the narrator*
Narrator: Alright, now, you guys are reunited!
Lucifer: Wow, it's you! I thought you were gone!
RDJ: Yeah, yeah. I'm a bit hangry. Nobody ever gave me my d'mn burger.
Lucifer: Heh, yeah, I guess if you're hungry when you arrive here, you stay hungry, because it's been 2 months and I'm still full.
Narrator: Now, anything anyone wants to talk about?
Adam: I'm not socializing with this stupid team, they're either animals or idiots!
Megamind: I think me and my team are all on good terms!
Lucifer: I don't think there is anything to chat about. Ooh, is that a copy of Fallout 4?
Narrator: Yes, RDJ won it for rejoining!
RDJ: I have never played this game before.
Lucifer: Oh, it's so fun! It's about-
Narrator: CHALLENGE TIME!!!
Narrator: The challenge today, is actually nothing! Just relax, we're taking the day off! Or, the night, it's already 7:00PM. Go have fun!
Cuphead: Oh, sweet! Thank you!!!
Mike: He's lying. There's something in store for us.
Lucifer: I'm willing to say that there's nothing wrong, I'll be wary, but let's go patent some ducks!
RDJ: Yeah, no thanks.
Four hours later...*
Mike: This is fishy... Something's off.
Megamind: Calm yourself, there is nothing there! Just pure, normal relaxation.
Sad Sponge suddenly disappears, with no warning to anyone*
Mike: Hey guys, where's the sponge?
Death: Peculiar...
Megamind disappears as well*
Mike: Are you kidding me? Now the genius is gone too!
Death: Come, we must escape this place.
They sprint away, losing the intruder in the process*
Mike: I hate this d'mn place...
Cuphead: Aw, are you tired puppy? Oh, you're already asleep. Well I'm gonna lay here with ya.
Right as he lays down, a figure appears and Molly has vanished*
Cuphead: Where did you go? You were just right here!
Suddenly, Cuphead is grabbed from behind*
Cuphead: Hey! Let go of me! LET GO!
2-2-3*
Gigachad: I saw something on the news... About a guy named Mason Doorknees...
Adam: Well you're wrong! There can't be any serial killers here, there's no life here!
Knuckles: Have you two seen the child, and the canine?
Both: No, why? (Gigachad: )
Knuckles: You imbeciles! We must find them!
Gigachad is grabbed in the darkness*
Adam: Oh my God! It's just us!
Before he states that Gigachad is gone, Knuckles has also disappeared*
Adam: It's just... Me? Oh my God...
Death: Hmm, let's see... Who all is left...
Mike: Well, looking at the other teams from this guard tower, Lucifer's team is intact, and it's just Adam on his team.
Death has disappeared, grabbed by the mysterious figure*
Mike: And, it's just me...
Lucifer: Something's up with the other teams, I've been hearing screams.
RDJ: Ehh, let's leave them be. It's probably nothing.
Adam: I'm f''ked, I'm so unbelievably f''king f''ked!
The figure appears out of the woods, standing in front of Adam*
Adam: Oh you wanna f''king go?!? C'mon dude, let's rock!
Adam throws a punch at the killer, Mason Doorknees, before having his wrist, all the way to his shoulder sliced by his hook, leaking golden angelic blood*
Adam: Oh... Sh't...
thud*
Narrator: Uh oh, that was actually an accident.
He turns Mason Doorknees into confetti, Gummigoo style*
Narrator: Oh, bloody hell, now we need to get medical help. Womp womp. Alright then, The Defenders lose! You know what to do, Save, Prize, Eliminate!