Narrator: Hello, people, cyborgs and robots, and welcome back to episode 11! We're already over halfway done!
Mike: He does know we can hear him, right?
Lucifer: Nah, I think he's too dumb to know we're even here.
Narrator: Stop interrupting my intro! God! Last time, The Defenders lost the challenge, due to performing the worst against the killer. Now, we get to see the elimination tonight! I'm your host, and this is WOLF!
Narrator: Alright Defenders- Hmm, it seems you're missing someone. Care to explain where Adam is?
Knuckles: They took him away to get aid for his wounds. He put up a good fight, but it was not enough.
Gigachad: Mason Doorknees... Slashed him up the arm...
Narrator: Oh, well, that can be fixed now!
He snaps his fingers and Adam appears before them*
Adam: Oh my God! Why do you do that?!?!
Narrator: Lemme fix that arm.
he flicks it, and it instantly heals to normal*
Adam: What the f''k?!?!?!?
Narrator: Now, elimination time! The prize today is a tin of applesauce! I have 4 tins. If you are safe, you'll get a tin! If not, it's away with you! Let's begin!
Prize:
Knuckles: 0
Molly: 3
Gigachad: 1
Cuphead: 3
Adam: 0
Narrator: It's a tie. Let's roll it!
The wheel spins, and lands on Molly*
Narrator: Molly, here's a biscuit with some gravy on it.
She instantly devours the whole biscuit, leaving crumbs on the grass*
Eliminate:
Knuckles: 2*
Molly: 1
Gigachad: 2*
Cuphead: 1
Adam: 2
Adam: What? I'm in a tie?!?!
Narrator: Don't speak so soon.
Save:
Knuckles: 1
Molly: 2
Gigachad: 1
Cuphead: 1
Adam: 2
Narrator: So, everyone's votes are neutralized, except for Knuckles and Gigachad.
The wheel spins around once again, finally landing on Gigachad*
Narrator: And, you're the final boot before the merge, Gigachad! Last words?
Gigachad: Wow... This is not very sigma of you...
whoosh*
Narrator: Now, for this challenge, you not only must survive total atomic annihilation, but also the rebuilding of this great nation! See what I did there?
Mike: Wow dude, you should get a Tony...
Narrator: ...
...
Narrator: Anyways, the challenge is to survive in Fallout 4! I have a feeling some people will thrive in this environment, and others will perish. The last 4 people alive win immunity, and will not be up for elimination! Did you hear that right? Teams are gone! It's everyone for themselves! Now... Race to the vault!
The sirens begin to blare*
Death, Knuckles, Megamind, RDJ and Sad Sponge take off towards the vault, leaving the others behind*
Lucifer: Really, you guys are just gonna leave us here?
Adam: Hell yeah I am! There's a bomb about to drop on us! Every man for himself!
Lucifer: Ugh... Guys, c'mon! We gotta go!
He grabs Cuphead who's holding Molly, and drags him along*
Mike: F''k this, I'm sitting this out. *sarcastic* Let me be bathed, in Atom's glow, or whatever.
Adam: Good, the less people alive, the more likely I am to win!
The nine contestants all make it to the elevator in time, all stepping on before seeing a sign*
Max capacity: 6*
Megamind: I cannot get it to start, there's too many people!
Adam: Hell no, I'm not gonna stay out here!
Lucifer: *sigh* I know what I have to do. *steps off of the platform* Cuphead, take care of the dog for me, huh?
Cuphead: I'm sorry about getting angry at you, I... I... I felt so betrayed! My only friend here, trying to wipe me out! I'm so, so sorry!
Lucifer: You all, take care. I'll meet you all outside of the vault, as soon as the smoke clears.
Megamind: But you'll die! The radiation levels, and the heat from the explosion will kill you!
Lucifer: It's alright, just survive.
Adam: Better you than me!
Death: Don't worry, I've got you. I'll be back for you. Alliance, remember?
Knuckles: What? Cross teaming? Unacceptable!
Death: So, the big red oaf finally caught on... Turns out you're not just muscle.
Lucifer:
Sad Sponge: This is so stressful...
RDJ: Alright, close the d'mn door.
Megamind: Well, actually this is an elevator, so once I press this button...
The elevator begins to descend, with Megamind not on it*
Megamind: Oh, no! I didn't think it'd be this fast! Let me in!!!
The door just below the elevator's base closes, leaving people trapped outside*
Megamind: I'm gonna die! I'm gon-
The bomb lands, and Megamind is instantly vaporized by the upcoming blast*
Just before the bombs drop, Lucifer wanders over to Mike. The Rowlet is sitting on the grass floor, waiting for his demise*
Lucifer: Hey, Mike. You want some company?
Mike: Sure, I guess. You don't seem like you're a dick.
They sit together, Mike's stubby feet pounding outwards, while Lucifer is sitting in a crisscross formation*
Lucifer: I'm sorry if there's been any... Inter-team drama, lately. I know if you get put up for elimination, it could be your last time here. It probably will too, because this audience really doesn't seem to like the people who aren't either total dicks, or people who serve no purpose.
Mike: Yeah, no kidding. I'm glad everyone in this "Final 10" are actually good contestants. They may not be good people, but they can play a game like this.
Lucifer: Oh look, there's some sort of jet. I think our reckoning is here.
Mike: Well, at least it's with someone I actually like. Cheers to that, I suppose.
Lucifer: Yeah, cheers to you buddy.
The bombs hit the ground, sending a tidal wave of heat and radiation their way. Mike is vaporized by the heat, while Lucifer remains perfectly intact*
Lucifer: *sigh* I really can't catch a break, can I?
In the vault...*
Death: Tsk, tsk... It's a shame too, I was going to recruit the genius. Too bad, I'll have to wait until later.
Knuckles: No! Cross teaming is unacceptable! It's not fair to the other players who are solo!
Adam: Hey buddy, I HATE to break it to you, but there are no teams anymore. Anything, and I mean, ANYTHING, is fair play now! Mkay? You got it in that thick skull of yours? Good.
Narrator: Now, let's speed this up. Every 5 minutes, the radiation will go down substantially, meaning after around 30 minutes, it's safe to leave.
Sad Sponge: That's great to hear. Maybe Lucifer is still alive...
RDJ: No no, he's definitely dead. Don't get your hopes up.
Molly: *grrruff ruff*
Cuphead: Aw, I know baby, you're upset. We can't go out right now, it's dangerous!
In the lower chambers of the vault...*
Sad Sponge: Man, this is so claustrophobic...
Death grabs Sad Sponge and holds him up*
Death: Well, hello there little sponge... How are you?
Sad Sponge: Let go of me... I don't like this!
Death: Oh, I don't think so. You see, I have an alliance with a dear friend of yours, that may be in jeopardy. However... There is a way you can help, with said alliance.
Sad Sponge: I won't help you! I won't join your alliance with Lucifer! You're bad!
Death: Wrong answer.
He cleaves Sad Sponge in two with his sickles*
Sad Sponge: O-ow...
Death: Pity. You could've been a wonderful teammate, but now you must die. Maybe next time you can try again.
Cuphead: Hey, what's all the racket down here-
Cuphead's eyes widen in shock upon seeing Sad Sponge, chopped in half, lifeless on the floor*
Cuphead: I- I- I- HELP! HELP MEEE!
He sprints out of the room, until Death stops him*
Death: Now now, I don't want anyone knowing about my little secret. And now, it's yours. And you, like to rat on people. See the problem?
Cuphead: Let go of me! I don't wanna end up like him!
Death: Don't cry, all you have to do is not tell another soul...
Cuphead: I'll do what you say, just let me go!
He finally releases his firm grip, letting Cuphead bolt out of the room*
Death: Ugh, a complication...
Adam: Hey, I saw what you did back there. That was badass. I'm totally interested in joining you, as long as there's a few perks involved...
Death: Well, to put it simply, no. I have standards. Yours are too low for my taste. Now go, before I turn you into a shish kebab. I'll only say it once.
Adam: Fine, I don't like you anyway, or your stupid alliance...
Death: You're tempting me, don't try it.
Adam: Okay. Just leave me alone then...
Lucifer: Whoa, an abandoned building. What's inside?
He steps in, revealing a few Radroaches, and a terminal*
Lucifer: Ugh, giant cockroaches?
He stomachs the strength to squash them all, not getting hit once*
Lucifer: Now, what's this terminal?
He opens the log, revealing its encryption*
Lucifer: Huh... Trade... no... Ranks... no... Aha! Laugh! Got it! Protectron control? What is that?
He turns it on accidentally, and observes as the Protectron steps out, a Protectron with a name*
Clanky: Protect and serve.
Lucifer: Whoa, it's like a guard bot! Sick!
Lucifer: So... What can you do?
Clanky: Protect and serve.
Lucifer: Look! An oversized fly! You know you wanna get it!
Clanky: Protect and serve.
He blasts at the fly, turning it to glowing red dust*
Lucifer: Whoa! That's so cool!
He trips and ends up hitting Clanky on the way down*
Clanky: Hostile detected. Removing enemy presence.
Lucifer: No wait I-
Energy blasts hit Lucifer, taking more and more hits until he disintegrates*
Clanky: Protect and serve.
Narrator: Alright contestants, it's finally safe to open the vault! At least, I think so. Ah, a little radiation never hurt anyone.
RDJ: Really? A "little radiation"? Come on, a nuclear bomb was just dropped and you expect me to believe that?
Cuphead: Gung ho everyone! Let's get outta here!
Adam: Wow, It's like nobody ever listened to begin with!
The vault is opened, and they leave, stumbling upon Sanctuary Hills... or, what once was*
Adam: This place looks like sh't! I mean, it's definitely what you'd expect from a nuke, but godd'mn!
Knuckles: Look! Oversized flies!
The Bloatfly shoots at Knuckles, blinding him*
Knuckles: Help! I cannot see!
Adam: Heh. What an idiot-
A Yao Guai sprints up from behind, mauling him*
Adam: Oh, sh't! Someone help me!
RDJ: Look who's dumb now.
The Yao Guai decides to switch targets, focusing on Molly, the dog out of everyone*
Cuphead: Ey, stop it! She does not taste good!
The bear grabs, and tosses Molly away*
Narrator: Hello! Just wanted to pop in and say there's only 1 spot left, so whoever dies next, is the final person up for elimination! Byeee!
Cuphead: Molly! Nooooo!
Adam: Wow, you actually said her name! Good for you, child!
RDJ: Stop being a prick, and help us kill this bear.
Knuckles: There are too many flies! I need assistance!
Death sneaks right behind Knuckles*
Death: Hey, big guy.
He delivers a devastating uppercut, which is more than enough to kill Knuckles*
Adam: Whoa, that was insane!
Narrator: And now it's settled! Adam, Cuphead, Death and RDJ win immunity, and everyone else is up for elimination! You know what to do, Save, Prize, Eliminate!