Narrator: Hello viewers, and welcome back to episode 12 of this fine show indeed! Last episode was the first episode of the merge, where I made the contestants survive in Fallout 4! This episode, there won't be a challenge, as you'll all be voting on a Debuter to join the game! I'm your host, and this is WOLF!
Narrator: Now, you six have been put up for elimination. The prize for safety today, is a marshmallow. If you don't get a marshmallow, you're eliminated. First up, the prize votes!
Cuphead: Gee, I really do hope the puppy stays!
Narrator: You aren't supposed to be here. Ah, what's the harm. You can watch.
Prize:
Megamind: 0
Mike: 2
Sad Sponge: 3
Lucifer: 2
Molly: 0
Knuckles: 2*
Narrator: Sad Sponge, you win a coupon for a Roast Beef sandwich from Subway! Make it count.
Sad Sponge: I hate Subway...
Eliminate:
Megamind: 1
Mike: 0
Sad Sponge: 1
Lucifer: 3
Molly: 2
Knuckles: 0*
Lucifer: What? How did everyone vote me all of a sudden?
Narrator: Lastly, the save votes.
Save:
Megamind: 1
Mike: 1
Sad Sponge: 4
Lucifer: 3
Molly: 1
Knuckles: 1*
Narrator: Molly, you are the next contestant eliminated from WOLF. What will your final moments here be?
Cuphead: Nooo! Molly! Don't leave me! You're the best friend I have!
Molly: *bark, bark*
whoosh*
Narrator: I'm sorry kid, it's not my fault. It's the viewers.
Cuphead: Why? How could this happen???
Narrator: Alright people, there is no challenge today, but there will be a debut! So chat for a minute, then I'll be back!
Mike: I absolutely hate competing in shows like this, especially when the host doesn't have the decency to reveal who he really is. At least PumpKingKing did, and I hate him.
Lucifer: I've never been in something like this before, but it seems okay. I mean, you do get to meet new people, some better, some worse.
Adam: Hey, you two, shut the hell up! I'm trying to nap here!
He can be seen in a small bed, fitted with outer space accessories, as requested from the host*
Lucifer: Yeah, you're trying to sleep in the bed made for someone his age!
He points at Cuphead, who looks back in confusion*
Adam: Shut up, and leave me alone!
RDJ: So, final 9, can you believe it?
Death: I'd be careful if I were you, rejoiners don't last too long...
Lucifer: And how would you know, this is your first season!
Death: Oh, I know more than you think I do...
Adam: You're bluffing, you don't know anything. You know less than that idiot next to you does!
Lucifer: Why you little-
Knuckles: Stop the fighting! We are not meant to bicker like children! We should play this game with honor, not foolishness!
RDJ: Says the one who's almost been eliminated, what, let's see... 6 times now? Not to mention the second season of that one show, 4th is not a good look on you, Red.
Knuckles: You are lucky I respect you, the Sponge, and the blue one more than the others.
Mike: What, is it because you are all veterans or something?
Megamind: Actually, yes, it is! I even won a season before!
RDJ: The only one of us four that hasn't won a season, is the depresso espresso sponge.
Sad Sponge: I got 2nd though...
Cuphead: Heya! What are you guys talking about?
RDJ: Previous competitions. You were in one, right?
Megamind: Yes, I remember him from the one season that got cancelled! It's too bad, that was such an enormous roster.
Death: This one is puny, 18 people is ridiculous. I prefer the one with 80, if I do say so myself.
Knuckles: How do you remember?
Adam: It was on live TV, you dingus. I don't know how many "realities" it aired on, but everyone on there sucked. I liked the one evil robot, why couldn't they bring him back again?
RDJ: Oh, the one that murdered Scout?
Adam: Yeah, that was badass!
Narrator: Alright then, it's time for the debut!
Mike: Hey host, do you mind telling us who you really are?
Lucifer: Yeah, we've been wondering for a minute now.
Narrator: Fine, I will reveal my true form...
The metamorphosis from his current form, to his true form begins*
Narrator: Hailing from Helena, Montana... With General Atomics International pride, it is me, Florence! Well, my designation was C-1495, and my family called me Dick Ryder, but I hate those names, so I've forged my own path!
Death: Ooh, I like the white camo... It suits you.
Lucifer: Oh, my, God, you're a Mr. Handy unit! This is awesome!
Florence: Finally, someone thinks so!
Lucifer: Why don't you sound like one? You sound like a New Zealander instead of a British one.
Florence: I actually don't know. Maybe they wanted me to be different, maybe I've sustained damage. Who knows? Anyways, Debuter time! Viewers, vote for one of these 6 characters to join the game! Voting ends soon!
