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"I want to be just like you, big sis!"
"Oh? What do you mean?"
"Big, strong, courageous, awesome with magic… I want to be like you!"
Winter smiled. "Awww… you've already learned the basics of magic. You'll be just fine."
Weiss grinned. "Okay~! I love you!"
"Love you too, sis."
"Mmmm…" Weiss groaned as she opened her eyes and sat up, immediately feeling a twinge of pain in her stomach. "Nnnngh!"
"You've awakened."
Weiss looked over to see a young woman sitting in a small chair. "Who…?"
BGM: Riju's Theme (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)
"Greetings, I am Riju, the chieftain of the Gerudo."
"You're… quite small to be a chieftain."
"My mother was killed long ago, and I took the throne at a young age…"
"Oh, I'm sorry."
"Don't be." Riju reassured.
End BGM
BGM: Gerudo Town - Day (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)
Weiss rubbed her head, slowly getting up. "Nnngh…!" She winced, clutching her wound.
"Easy!" Riju was immediately by her side. "Don't overdo it… just take it nice and slow."
"What… did you do?"
"Mixed together some medicinal herbs and Hydromelon to create a special medicine that deals with any kind of injuries. You're lucky you're alive… that Lynel in particular tends to visit the desert at night, killing anyone within its sights or slaying a Molduga or two."
"Ugh…" Weiss shuddered.
"Your sister explained what happened. It's unfortunate that the Hylian Bridge is out of commission."
"We were just wanting to come here, but we were going to-"
"You needn't say a thing. She explained everything."
"Oh. Okay." Weiss nodded.
"While I admire that you want to stop Vah Naboris from terrorizing the desert, it's best if you rest and take it easy for a while."
"Right."
"By the way, it's a bit too hot out there." She nudged her head to some Gerudo clothing. "Go on, try it out."
With a nod, Weiss walked over to the clothes.
"Oh, and by the way, I saw your Sheikah Slate and Winter told me what happened a century ago. We might have a chance at stopping Vah Naboris."
"You think so?"
"Yes. We might even have a shot to deal with the Calamity too."
"Okay, how do I look?"
Riju turned her head, seeing Weiss decked out in Gerudo fashion. Weiss was wearing a jewel headpiece on her forehead consisting of Sapphire, she wore arm bracelets that had sapphire in 'em, she also wore a Gerudo bikini top that was strapped around her shoulders consisting of icy blue color with black trimming. She also wore a blue skirt that was fit snuggly. She also wore sandals.
"You look like you fit right in." Riju smiled.
"What's with all the sapphire?"
"For some unknown reason, sapphires have a cooling property and sometimes, when you throw one, it releases an icy mist. Also perfect for the best cold lemonades in town."
"Oh cool."
"Mhm." Riju nodded. "Now follow me."
The duo walked downstairs and into the throne room, as Weiss had determined that she was in Riju's room. There, she saw Pyrrha chatting with Winter and Buliara. Winter also wore similar Gerudo clothing.
"Oh!" Pyrrha smiled. "I see she's back to normal, sis?"
"She is." Riju nodded.
"Sisters?" Weiss wondered.
"Yup." Riju smiled as she sat down on the throne.
"...Wait…" Weiss scratched her head. "Shouldn't the oldest be sitting on the throne?"
"I am the oldest. It's not my fault I wasn't blessed with "Amazonian features" like my youngest sister." Riju explained.
"I'm sorry…" Pyrrha blushed.
"HUH?!" Weiss exclaimed in shock.
"Yeah, I was surprised too." Winter nodded.
Weiss walked up to Riju, pulled her off the throne and then pulled Pyrrha to the side, putting them together as she started to measure the two. Riju's head met Pyrrha's chest.
"...What…? How…?" Weiss scratched her head.
"We're twins. It's just that Pyrrha's got my mother's height. And before you ask, Pyrrha was born thirty minutes after I was born." Riju explained.
Weiss blinked, trying to comprehend what she was hearing. She was still trying to get around the fact that the smallest Gerudo was the oldest sister by half an hour.
"...I need to sit down…" Weiss groaned as Buliara provided some pillows for her to sit on. "Oh, thanks…" She sat down as Winter was by her side just in case.
"Now, as you know, Vah Naboris has been active for a while, but we've been fending it off so it wouldn't destroy Gerudo Town." Riju explained. "We managed to send it off to the far reaches of Gerudo Desert, but it'll come back. You two coming here should turn the tide of battle, as we've heard that three out of the four Divine Beasts have been tamed."
"You heard correctly." Weiss nodded.
"Excellent. However, you're still recovering. When you're good and ready, come talk to me. I'll brief you on what we need to make sure our attack on Vah Naboris is a success. I can say the same for Winter, I can assume that you need some time to recover after that battle with the Lynel."
"Hmm… I suppose we can relax for a little bit. Even if it means having Princess Ruby hold on as tight as she can." Winter said.
"I'm sure she'll understand."
"Yeah… definitely gonna owe her an apology for taking so long." Weiss mumbled as she stood up.
"Just enjoy yourselves in town for a bit. Heck, there's an oasis not far from here if you want to dip your toes in the water."
"...An oasis?" Weiss perked up. "I'll head over there."
"I will go with you." Pyrrha said.
"Okay." Weiss nodded. "You going to be fine without me, sis?"
"Of course. I've heard a great deal about Pyrrha. I know you'll be fine." Winter said.
"Right." Weiss turned to Pyrrha. "Shall we then?"
"Of course!" Pyrrha nodded as they walked off together while Winter walked out to see the various shops in town.
While Winter wandered around, she spotted a bar nearby as she walked inside.
"Sav'aaq." The bartender greeted. "What would you like?"
"Hmm… what do you have?"
"Oh, we have our finest alcohol, but… we also have some specials."
Winter raised an eyebrow. "Specials…?"
"Let's just say some of our ladies got a bit… experimental with the drinks. Take a look and see what piques your curiosity."
Winter sat on a stool and looked over the menu, her eyebrow raising and tilting her head in bewilderment.
Specials:
The Ultimate Lifeform*
Fire Flower
Ice Flower
Zess Dynamite*
Lylat Bomb
Pik-Juice
Strawberry Dream Rod
Blueberry Fountain of Dreams*
The Screw Attack*
Paopu Mango
Sea Salt Razzleberry
One-Winged Blackberry*
Chocolate Strawberry Bear Surprise (With a bird umbrella)
Bandicoot Swirl*
Victory Road on the Rocks*
Caco-Melon*
Rip and Tear*
The Resetti
Three Sacred Drinks
Really Feelin' It*
The Mythra-cal Special*
Pyra-maniac*
The Ultimate Mono-Despair*
Ramen Bomber (Does not contain actual ramen)
Blue Bomber*
The Ubercharge*
Goddess of War*
The Phantom Thief*
(*Must Sign a Waiver If You Wish To Consume These Particular Drinks.)
"...You… got any hard Lon Lon Milk?" Winter sweatdropped.
"Coming right up!"
Winter scratched her head. "Where the hell did they come up with these names…?"
"Personally, I like it straight…"
Winter glanced over to see a scraggly man not even bothering to cover himself like a vai. He turned to look at her, having a depressed look in his eyes.
"Sup."
"...What…? Okay, I don't mean this in offense, but why is there a voe here?" Winter wondered.
"Ah, him?" The bartender spoke up. "Usually, we don't allow voe in town, but Riju felt sorry for him so he's the only exception. Sure, he hits on the ladies, but he doesn't cause much trouble."
"Sorry for him?"
"My whole camp got obliterated by a Lynel… I nearly got myself killed by the beast. By the time I woke up, the beast was gone… and yet, I was alive. But I was not the only one alive… my sister was trying to stay alive too. I sealed her wounds shut and tried to take her away… but unfortunately, we slipped into a river and both fell unconscious."
The man closed his eyes. "I was pulled out by some Gerudo fisherwomen, but no sign of my sister anywhere. Their headmistress was with them and she heard my story. She felt sorry for this bag of bones and allowed me to stay here. Normally, I'd be excited to be in a land filled with women but… ugh, I'm in no mood."
"Turned into a depressive drunk?"
"Yeah…"
"What's your name?" Winter asked.
"Qrow… Qrow Branwen. What's your name, sweetheart?"
"Winter Schnee."
"A Schnee… heh, heard they were all extinct. Either they lived or you're actually an angel sent from Hylia~"
Winter said nothing, giving him a sympathetic pat on the back as she downed her shot glass of Lon Lon Milk.
End BGM
Meanwhile…
"So those metal gloves are magnetic?" Weiss asked.
"Yes." Pyrrha nodded with a smile. "WIth these, I can recall my weapons back to me with ease. And, I can rotate this dial on my gloves to strengthen the magnetic pull. I can also repel metal if I want to."
"Wow! Impressive."
"Mhm!" Pyrrha nodded as they made it to the oasis. "Here we are."
"Pretty…" Weiss said as she walked forward.
"That's peculiar… Jaune's not coming to greet me? I didn't hear any attempt to break in to town. I hope he's okay…"
Pyrrha turned to Weiss. "...Weiss?"
Weiss stopped walking, narrowing her eyes as a memory resurfaced in her head.
"Ha! Hah!" Ruby swung her scythe into a few Yiga members.
A Yiga ran up behind her as Ruby shifted her eyes and then in the blink of an eye, she turned around and cut him down.
"Come on, I just wanted to say hi to aunt Urbosa…!" She growled.
"Enough!" A voice said as the Yiga members stood still as Ruby turned to see a taller Yiga approach.
BGM: Sooga, Right Hand of the Inverted Eye (Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity)
"Sooga…" Ruby whispered.
"It appears that you have some skill under your belt. You are not as defenseless as I had thought."
Ruby smirked. "So I'm a princess that can kick butt, so what?"
Sooga chuckled. "I wonder how well you will fare with me…"
Ruby got in a stance, cocking her scythe. "Make your move."
"Ladies first."
"Big mistake then!" Ruby lunged and swung Crescent Rose, but Sooga calmly blocked the attacks as Ruby continued to swing, nicking him a few times but he parried her and swung up to disarm the princess.
"Nnnngh!"
"You're quick, but you need work." Sooga kicked her down to the sand as Ruby got up and glared at him. "Ah, I've seen this look before. I've seen that exact same look from your mother before she died."
"My… mother…? What did you do to her?! Answer me!"
"I think you know full well."
Ruby's eyes widened, her lower lip trembled before she gritted her teeth. She grabbed Crescent Rose with a shadow cast over her eyes.
"You son of a…"
She revealed her eyes in rage. "You… MURDERER!"
"You should use your anger to fight me instead of wasting your breath calling me names."
In a flash, Ruby immediately switched to gun mode as she fired at Sooga, but the latter blocked with his swords, swinging them to either block them or stylishly cutting them in two as Ruby went back to scythe mode and proceeded to run ahead, angrily slashing at him but he shoved his heel into her gut to send her crashing to the ground, then he planted his foot down to pin her there.
"Your mother had potential, and look where that got her." He let out a chuckle, raising his sword up. "And now you will join your mother in another plane of existence!"
End BGM
CLANG!
Ruby opened her eyes to see Weiss in front of her, having parried Sooga flawlessly to make him back up.
BGM: Revealed DImensions (RWBY: Ice Queendom)
"You…!" Sooga glared.
"I've heard everything I needed to hear." Weiss said coldly, readying the Master Sword. "Sorry I'm late, princess. I got caught up with some jerks nearby."
"N-no… you're fine…"
"So you're the one who slaughtered Queen Summer?" Weiss got in a stance, the Master Sword glowing with energy. "Then I'll avenge her."
Ruby stared at Weiss from behind, a soft blush appearing on her face.
"Hahahaha… so the heroine of Hyrule has come to protect the princess. I'll have your heads as trophies when I'm through with you."
"That should be the other way around… to send Kohga a message."
Sooga got in a stance. "So be it. Come!"
Ruby snapped out of her daze as she grabbed Crescent Rose and ran up to Weiss. "Let's take him on together."
Weiss smirked. "You got it, princess. Just don't get in my way."
"Heh, I don't plan to!"
Both of them lunged as Sooga readied himself for battle.
End BGM
Weiss opened her eyes, smiling. "I don't think he stood a chance."
"You okay? You were staring off into space for a few minutes."
"Yeah, I'm fine." Weiss nodded as she turned around. "Let's head back."
"Okay." She nodded as they walked back to town, but Weiss spotted a shrine and walked toward it. "You took an interest in that monument? No one knows what it's for, it just decided to light up several days ago, but nothing happened after that."
"Just watch the magic happen."
"Oh?" Pyrrha folded her arms. "What, do you have some magical key that can get you into it?"
"By "magical key", you mean Sheikah Slate, then yes~" Weiss smiled, activating the shrine with her slate and casually walked in.
"...Wha-...?! …I'm sorry, what?!"
BGM: Shrine (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)
"To you who sets foot into this shrine… I am Daqo Chisay. In the name of the Goddess Hylia, I offer this trial."
The Whole Picture
"Oh. My. Hylia!"
Weiss casually turned her head to see Pyrrha in complete awe. "Cool, isn't it?"
"That's an understatement! To think that this is inside that monument… and there are a few around Gerudo Desert!"
Weiss smiled. "You'll get used to it. Now then… let's see if we can't solve this puzzle~"
"Hmm…" Pyrrha looked around the room, seeing an electrical outlet alongside some metal objects. She adjusted her gloves and then aimed her hand at a metal box, pulling it toward her.
"There's a faster way to do it." Weiss said, using the Magnesis to pull it to her.
"Ooooh!" Pyrrha whispered in awe as they proceeded to do it together, linking metal objects around while also pulling out a treasure chest that contained a Thunderblade.
Once they had everything connected, while making sure the big giant metal boxes were next to the stairway, the door opened up to the Sheikah shrine.
Both of them high fived as they walked over to where Weiss collected the Spirit Orb, feeling completely rejuvenated.
End BGM
"Do you have a Goddess Statue nearby?"
"Yeah. Why?" Pyrrha asked.
"Just curious." Weiss walked into town and with some guidance, she found the statue where she prayed to it, feeling stronger and feeling as if she could run a marathon through half of Hyrule.
"How do you feel?"
"I feel a lot better. I want to talk to your sister now. I'm ready to face Vah Naboris."
Later…
"Already?" Riju asked. "You went into that strange monument and you're feeling back to normal?"
"I can vouch for her. She's not wincing with each step." Pyrrha said. "Nor is she using her body to compensate for the pain."
"Now that I'm getting a good read on her… she's not looking uncomfortable…" Riju mused before smiling. "Well then! When your sister comes back, we'll-"
"Lady Riju." Buliara approached. "I had retrieved Winter."
"Oh! Thank you, Buliara."
"You're feeling better?" Winter asked.
"Yeah." Weiss nodded.
"Now then, we will need to storm into Vah Naboris, however… it's equipped with lightning that can fry you in an instant. We will need the Thunder Helm to counter it. That said, we don't have it."
"Where is it?" Weiss asked.
"It's unfortunately at the Yiga Hideout. I'm sure you're familiar with them."
"Yeah, I ran into 'em a few times."
"I'm not surprised." Riju nodded. "The Thunder Helm is within the Yiga hideout, about Northwest from here. Hopefully you won't run into the leader, but if you do, don't expect him to hand it to you. You may have to fight him to the death just to take it from him."
"Alright." Weiss nodded.
"I'll go with you." Pyrrha responded.
"Stay safe out there… especially you, Pyrrha. You're the only family I have left."
Pyrrha smiled. "I'll come back." She said and gave her a hug before the trio walked out.
Later, near the entrance to the Yiga Hideout…
A Yiga Blademaster paced around the entrance. "So, how are we going to get around that guy? Fight him?" Weiss asked.
"We could trap him." Winter said.
Revali let out a small cry, raising his talons with a smirk.
"Or. We use our resources." Pyrrha pulled out a pair of bananas.
"...What's a pair of bananas going to do?" Weiss asked.
"They cannot resist bananas. They will always go for them. It distracts them."
"Oh come on. They cannot seriously be that dumb." Weiss rolled her eyes as Pyrrha threw the pair of bananas out in the open.
"Hmm? …Ooooooh~!" The Blademaster's eyes sparkled behind his mask as he gleefully ran to it.
"...Oh my Hylia, they really are that stupid."
"Come on!" Pyrrha ran past the guard as did the Schnees. Revali turned to look at the giddy Blademaster and shook his head before turning around and flew into the base.
BGM: Yiga Clan Hideout (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)
"I've heard of such a rumor back then, but I never tried it out for myself." Winter said. "That's… interesting."
"Tell me about it." Weiss nodded. "I had no idea they had such weakness."
"Guess some things never change." Pyrrha giggled as they looked around, seeing curtains all around them. "Okay, one of them will lead us deeper into the hideout… we're gonna have to tear them down and-"
Pyrrha sniffed the air.
"...Smoke?"
She turned her head to see Winter and Weiss burning them all.
"This is a lot faster!" Weiss said as the curtains burnt up instantly, causing Pyrrha to sweatdrop.
"That works too…" Hmm… pyrokinesis… I wonder if I could learn that? She wondered as they went up the stairs.
"...Pyrrha…?" A raspy voice asked.
Pyrrha gasped, recognizing the voice immediately. "Jaune…?!"
They would see a blonde haired man in a cell, looking rather scrawny.
"Jaune, what happened to you?! Why are you in a cell?"
"Those damn Yiga kidnapped me a few days ago… I was just minding my own business at the oasis, dipping my toes at night and just relaxing until those goons came out of nowhere and grabbed me!"
"Why…?"
"I think it's because I was bait to lure you out so they could kill you…" Jaune said. "And I haven't eaten in a few days… they will only give me food if I submit to them and become one of them to betray Hyrule… I wouldn't go that far… please… get me out of here…!"
"I had no idea you were kidnapped…"
"Wait, you didn't realize I was gone?"
"I thought maybe you caught a cold and didn't want to infect me…"
"Heh… that's understandable…"
A shadow cast over Pyrrha's eyes. "But now that I know what really happened…"
She turned the dial on her gloves and pulled the bars apart, freeing him and pulling him out. "Where are your weapons?"
"Further into the hideout."
"Alright." Pyrrha nodded and turned to the Schnees. "Let's go."
"Hey… cool eagle." Jaune said weakly as Pyrrha wrapped his arm around her shoulder and helped him through the base, with Pyrrha using more bananas to lure the guards to their favorite treat before they went into the next room, climbing up a ladder… and found a banana hoard.
"Man, they really like bananas…" Weiss sweatdropped as Pyrrha walked over and knelt down, peeling some bananas.
"Here, have some of this."
"You don't have to feed me…" Jaune said as he could barely move his arms. "...Okay, but no one else needs to see this."
Both sisters turned around, their weapons drawn in case any Yiga decided to get curious… or hungry.
Pyrrha peeled each banana and put it toward Jaune's mouth, which he opened up and chowed down. Each bite had his strength return as Pyrrha found a drink nearby as she picked it up, feeling it was cold to the touch and gave it to Jaune.
Jaune sniffed it. "...A banana drink?"
"I guess." Pyrrha shrugged as Jaune drank it down.
"Blegh… too sweet. Is there any water?"
"I don't see any…"
"Well, that'll do." Jaune stood up as Pyrrha gathered up the remaining bananas as they snuck along the ceiling, dropping bananas to get the Yiga Blademaster's attention as they giddily walked toward the bananas.
The quad jumped down as they went into the back rooms, where they'd find Jaune's outfit as he immediately donned his armor, Croacea Mors and his shield.
"There we go." Jaune smiled. "So, how are we gonna get out of here?"
"There should be a way out…" Winter said as they looked around, pulling up treasure chest and finding Rupees.
"Hey! I'm feeling a breeze over here!" Weiss said as they walked to her as they pushed on the wall together, which flipped open as they stumbled out.
End BGM
"YOU THERE!" A voice called out as a rather large Yiga landed on the ground. Everyone got ready to fight. "Oooof… okay… heroic landings are not good for the knees…" He mumbled before snapping back to attention. "You there! Young girl with the white hair!"
"Me?"
BGM: Master Kohga Battle (The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom)
"Yes, you! I was quite happy that you were killed a hundred years ago, but you came back to haunt Hyrule and think you own it! Are you some kind of ghost?!"
"No…? I'm very much alive!"
"Then it seems the Shrine of Resurrection brought you back to life… weeeell… I don't mind…"
He disappeared, reappearing next to Weiss.
"Heheheh… I don't mind one itsy bitsy bit…"
He disappeared again, only to reappear off in the distance casually sitting. "And do you know why… hmm?"
He disappeared, reappearing in front of them with his back turned to him.
"Because your threads are about to get cut, and I'm the shears-" He bent over backwards. "SNIP SNIP!"
"...Do I know you?"
*record scratch*
"WHAT?! You don't remember me? We crossed paths a hundred years ago, AND I had my best lackey with me but you had to go and kill Sooga off just like that! Seeing you come back… well… I will do what I can to avenge him!"
"You're going to… avenge him?" Weiss blinked.
Resume BGM
"Rrrrrrrgh… YES! Today! Right now, in fact! The stupendous chief of the Yiga Clan MASTER KOHGA! Iiiiis gonna kill you all! TO DEATH!"
"...Kill us all to death…?" Jaune wondered. "Is he hearing himself…?"
This is the chief? He's an idiot… Weiss thought.
The Yiga clan is run by… this? Winter wondered.
Riju and I have survived assassination attempts conducted by… him…?
"He's not the only one who will kill you!" A voice said.
Pause BGM
"...Oh… for the love of…" Kohga groaned as a man with red hair approached them, wearing the Yiga mask to the side and holding a red sword in his hants.
"Who are you?" Winter asked.
"I am Adam Taurus, a member of the Yiga Clan."
"You're just a temp." Kohga waved it off.
"But I wish to fight with you, Master Kohga. Just so I can prove to you that I have what it takes to destroy Hyrule and watch the calamity consume this land."
"Siiiiiigh… FIIIIIIINE. But don't get in my way."
"I won't. That little white haired girl is mine."
"Nuh uh! No way! I called dibs on her!"
"...Then I'll kill the Amazon."
"I called dibs on her too!"
"The taller white haired one?"
"She's the mother of the little one. I call dibs on her too!"
"I'm her older sister." Winter corrected.
"...Huh! Well, I still call dibs!"
"Then I'm left with the table scraps?" Adam looked at Jaune.
"Yes!"
"Very well."
"Jaune, are you sure you can handle it?" Pyrrha asked.
"You taught me how to fight. I can handle him." Jaune gave her a wink.
"Okay!" Pyrrha smiled, making a mental note to keep an eye on the two.
"Now then… where were we? Ah yes! The fight to end all fights!"
Resume BGM
Kohga immediately conjured up a few metal balls and threw them at the group, where Weiss and Winter both used some glyphs to block them while Pyrrha used her glove to repel it back and smacked Kohga in the head.
"D'oh! Why you…!"
Adam and Jaune both swung their swords, clashing against one another. "Tell me… what chance do you have against me?" Adam smirked.
"I think I have a pretty good shot!"
"You "think"? Try to be realistic."
"I am!"
Adam kicked Jaune down and swung down, but Jaune rolled out of the way and countered before he gracefully swung his sword, just like how Pyrrha taught him. Pyrrha glanced over and saw how graceful Jaune was, causing her to smile proudly before turning her attention back to Kohga.
"I've servin' up… a whole lotta hurt!" Kohga punched the ground, unleashing Earthwake that exploded underneath the three to knock them back. "Ha ha! How's that feel!" He declared, only for Revali to swoop in and clawed him with his talons.
"Ack! Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!" Kohga pried him off. "You, my friend… are gonna be Hyrule Fried CHICKEN when I'm done with you!" He said, prompting Revali to claw him again. "OW OW OW OW OW! WILL YOU STOP PEELING ME LIKE A BANANA! You are literally WORSE than those Cuccos I've tried to kill!"
Adam weaved his body as Jaune swung at him, proceeding to sock him in the face as he then shoved his face into Jaune's gut to make him hunch over… but Jaune swung his head up to headbutt him in the face. "Nnnngh!" He grunted, backing up as Jaune got in a stance, closing his eyes as wind wrapped around his sword.
Jaune opened his eyes as he spun around, creating a cyclone that knocked Adam into the air. Adam recovered, pulling out explosive kunai and threw them down, surrounding Jaune before they exploded.
"Graaaaghhhh!" Jaune yelped as Adam landed on the ground, getting in a stance as he started to glow crimson red. Jaune emerged from the smoke in a daze, rubbing his head.
Pyrrha glanced to the side and with her eyes widening, she quickly whispered in Weiss' ear and with a nod, her eyes turned draconic and unleashed Nayru's Love right on Jaune right as Adam slashed him, but the shield was enough to make the shockwave bounce back and struck him within a millisecond.
"Aaaaargh…!" Adam grunted, holding onto his chest as blood started to drip while Jaune snapped out of it.
"Huh…?" Jaune wondered as he turned to Pyrrha and Weiss, and with a nod and smile, he turned around and went back to fighting Adam.
"Upsy daisy…!" Kohga picked up a spiky metal ball and threw it telekinetically, but Weiss grabbed it with her Magnesis. "Wha…?! Hey! That's cheating!" He yelled as he tried to fight back, but Winter threw a fireball at him. "Ooof!" He grunted as Weiss then dropped the ball right on top of him.
"YOOOOOW OW OW OW OW OOOOMPH!" He grunted as he fell into the ground with his legs sticking out as he kicked his feet around, giving Weiss plenty of time to light his butt on fire with blue flames. "YAAAAAGH! OW HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!"
Kohga shot out of the ground and planted his butt firmly into the ground to extinguish it… and then he fired a laser from his mask to try and vaporize them, but Pyrrha jumped back and swung her shield to smack him in the face and swung her spear to knock him back as both Weiss and Winter both skewered the guy.
Nearby, Jaune and Adam both continued to attack him as Adam parried him and then attacked, but Jaune blocked with his shield and shield bashed him as he swung up to disarm Adam and then kicked him down.
"Hah… hah… you're more troublesome than you look…" Kohga chuckled. "But I know that THIS will be the one to end you! HAAAAH!" He clapped his hands, creating a gigantic metal ball that slammed down between them.
End BGM
"Ahahaha… uh… huh… Maybe it's just a tad too big. Are you still over there? Well, no matter! Soon you will be gone… and not just from my line of sight! Only the leader of the Yiga Clan-"
The big metal ball started to roll forward, something that Adam took notice of. He gasped, standing back up and shoving Jaune to the side. "MASTER KOHGA, LOOK OUT!"
"-Can use this secret tech… nique…? Uh oh!" He yelped, only for Adam to shove him out of the way… and then Adam got flattened by the ball and pushed him into the giant hole in the middle.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH! YOU'RE WELCOME, MASTER KOOOOHGAAAAA!"
"...Huh." Kohga said as he looked down along with the others.
"I'm not hearing a thud. Is it truly bottomless?" Pyrrha wondered.
"Well, of course! This thing is truly bottomless. Our prisoners fall in there and their cries fade away. Therefore, this is evidently a bottomless pi-"
THUUUUUD!
"...Huh! Neat. It's not actually bottomless. Oh well! Nothing of value was lost."
"What do you mean nothing of value was lost? He was one of your men!" Weiss pointed out.
"Ah, he just showed up one day and forced his way in. Nobody liked him. He wanted to be the next Sooga and even made his own weapon. He'll never be Sooga. Heck, I was planning on getting rid of him later today, but he did it to himself, so… hey!"
"Soooo… now what?" Winter asked. "We resume our battle?"
"Actually, I'm in a good mood now considering Adam's nothing more than a pancake down there. Here!" He snapped his fingers as the Thunder Helm appeared in Weiss's hands. "Take it. It doesn't fit me anyway. Heck, I'll even have my boys stop hunting you down!"
"You sure about this?"
"Of course! Hey, how about some bananas on the road?" He walked off. "I was even making a brand new treat I've been concocting. I call it… Banana Milkshake! It's really good!" He disappeared into the base.
"A milkshake… so that's what I drank…" Jaune mused.
"AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BANANA HOARD?! AND WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PRECIOUS BANANA MILKSHAKE?!"
Weiss pulled out her Sheikah Slate. "Aaaand that's our cue to leave." She said as Winter held on to her and prompted Jaune and Pyrrha to do the same as they teleported back to Gerudo Town with the Thunder Helm in tow.
Meanwhile, down below…
"Uuungh…" Adam groaned, rubbing his head as he looked around, seeing that the metal ball just missed him by inches. "...Master Kohga? Hello? Anyone here?"
He looked up, seeing the faint light from above.
"HEY! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME FROM UP THERE? HELLOOOOOOO!"
No answer.
Adam's eyes widened, terror filling his eyes.
"...Oh shit."
Credit to Yoshi who suggested Adam falling into the pit instead of Kohga and the results afterward!
Edit: Added in an extra line of dialogue near the end that I had meant to add in earlier.