By the next morning at C.H.E.R.U.B., Evangeline was sorting out her coworkers' files and wishing that something would change. Well, God seemed to have listened to her prayer. Deerie came into her office with another file for Evangeline. She took a look at the file and saw that this human had grown old in just a short amount of time. "Deerie, is this a joke? I've never heard of a human rapidly aging." Evangeline spoke.
"This one is a special case. His name is Lyle Lipton. A wealthy inventor who created wonderful technological advancements. Cletus and his team are going to grant a blessing for this man." Dearie explained.
Evangeline looked at the file to learn more about Lyle Lipton. She read that Lyle had a business partner who was in the same accident as he was. His partner died of a heart attack while he survived. Evangeline did see some good things about Lyle's inventions but she could tell by looking at his file that he had a black heart of greed. "Deerie, I don't think Mr. Lyle deserves a blessing." she said with concern, "While his inventions are impressive. I can tell that his heart is full of greed. And it looks like he and his partner experimented on innocent poor people. I'm sorry."
Dearie gave Evangeline a fake smile then took the file from her and left. Evangeline knew that neither Deerie nor Cletus wouldn't listen to her about Lyle. She peaked out of her office and overheard Cletus and his team plan to visit Lyle in his home. Evangeline knew that in her heart something was going to go wrong. Finding the courage in her heart, she secretly opened a portal to the human world and left the company. She was going to at least make a difference; starting with Lyle Lipton. Little did she know, that Evangeline was going to get more than she bargained for during this mission.
The next day at I.M.P., Loona and Blitz were still ignoring each other. Blitz promised Stolas that he would talk to Loona soon. Since Stolas had the day off, he watched the twins while Barbie, Blitz, and Loona were at work. Millie had just turned on the TV playing the commercial for the C.H.E.R.U.Bs. Getting annoyed by the too-cheerful jingle, Blitz pulled out his gun and shot the TV, making it explode. "You had to blow up the TV?" Barbie asked.
"What? It was annoying." Blitz stated.
Moxxie tossed the damaged TV with a new one and turned it on to another commercial that had Wally Wackford. Blitz smirked and then fired his gun at the new TV, destroying it. The room suddenly begins to shake rapidly and it's enough for anyone to take notice. It also woke up Loona from her nap. "Guys, do you feel that?" Loona asked.
"Oh shit. Is that a hellshake?" Blitz asks.
"That's possible?" Moxxie asks.
Millie holds Moxxie and panics, "Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!"
"I'm not 'panicking,'" Moxie says. "Because hellquakes don't happen."
Loona shakes Moxxie, "Stop getting hysterical, fatty!" she shouted and then slapped him hard enough to hit the wall.
Just then, something burst through the wall, destroying it and trapping Moxxie in the rubble. The smoke clears to reveal what looks like a wrecking ball but unravels to reveal robotic arms. With that, a demon enters the building. The demon is fairly tall with a red color scheme, with a lighter red face, darker red horns, and long nose, and a black mustache. He is wearing a black top hat with a neon green band on his head, acid green goggles that have dark green swirls on the lenses, and a black strap on the face. He is also wearing a black jumpsuit with a bright green neckpiece, a bright green curve shape on the chest and stomach that looks like a question mark, red gloves, bright green boots, and a blood-red cape. He is responsible for the black tentacles with red outlines on them.
The man reveals himself as he says, "Do not be afraid!"
Please tell me you got that insurance thing," Babrie mutters.
"Who are you and what do you want?!" Millie demands and brings out a sharp ax.
"I am Loopty Goopty!" The man says as he performs a loop with his tentacle and a villainous pose between the group. "Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopish!"
"Coulda just used the door, dude. Doesn't need to be this whole thing," Loona says.
"I am eccentric, and must therefore do eccentric shit!" Loopty says, and performs a wavy dance.
Blitz took one sniff at the sinner and gagged. "Ugh! This old fuck reeks of the living world. Did you just die?"
"YEEEEES! Moments ago, in fact! Which is what brought me HEEEERE!" Loopty says.
Loona says, "Just sayin'... the front door would've gotten you here fine."
"Shut up, dear furry!" Loopty says to Loona, making her growl in anger. He then presents a photograph to Blitz, "This is the man I'm gonna need you to kill!"
Blitz takes the picture to reveal an old man in bed. "Not even a shit's length of time in Hell and already plotting revenge. I can respect someone with that sort of passion," Blitz stated. "I'm Blitz, the O is silent."
Barbie rolled her eyes at her brother then turned to Loopty, "So who is this man, and what he did do to you?" she asked.
"Guys, help," Moxxie said, still stuck under the rubble.
"He was... my business partner!" Loopty answers, dramatically.
Loopty then explains, "You see, I was not always an old man. My partner Lyle and I ran Lyle-Loopty Robotics, a technological empire! Earlier today, we were testing a new machine intended to stop or reverse the aging process! It could've saved all three trillionaires! Unfortunately, we neglected to test the machine on the poor like we usually do. We were too sure of our own genius. But the machine was accidentally set forward! By the time we managed to get out, it was too late. At least, for me. Now, that evil son of a bitch is going to take over the empire we built together! Without me to share it with him, he'll make all the goddamn money in the world and become the fourth trillionaire and get all the credit!"
"Ehhh, that's not really evil," Blitz stated while Barbie pulled Moxxie out from the rubble.
"It's evil towards me!" Loopty angrily states, "Now, get your crimson asses up above and send that heartless no-good son of a bitch to Hell, where he belongs!"
"You do realize that if we kill him and he ends up down here, y'know, you will be stuck with him. Forever," Barbie says to Loopty.
"Oh, trust me!" Loopty says, sinisterly and then summons an array of weapons from his metal tentacles, "I'm counting on it!"
Moxxie, Millie, Blitz, and Barbie were now in the human world on a tour bus wearing wigs and disguises. Barbie mostly used her human disguise to blend in while Blitz and the others wore fake disguises. The tour bus stopped at Lyle Lipton's house. Blitz and the others jumped off the bus, landed on the front lawn, and then ran to the closest window ready to kill. They peek inside to see Lyle Lipton is so old that he has to remain in bed and is connected to an IV pump. He is holding a picture frame in his head with depression. The picture in the frame consists of dollar bills with the sign 'free stock photos' on it.
He was accepting his fate and began to grab his IV and tie a knot in it. "Oh fantastic, he's gonna do the job for us," Blitz stated.
Before Lyle could finish the knot, Evangeline appeared in his room and hovered in front of him. "Excuse me? Mr. Lyle, sir," she asked, nervously.
Lyle looked up and then started to adjust his glasses to get a better look. "Sorry about the sudden entrance. My name is Evangeline and I'm a cherub. I'm here to help you."
But before Lyle could speak, the noose IV Tube lights up a bright white glow, followed by a strong pulse that sends the imp group back. Still in his room, Lyle adjusts to the light to see three Cherubs, floating down gracefully in three rays of light. Evangeline quickly hid under Lyle's bed to avoid getting caught. Seeing them catch Lyle by surprise, "Oh lord, I'm being haunted by ugly orphan children now!"
"Who the fuck are they?!" Blitz asked.
Seeing who they are, Moxxie says in shock, "Oh no! Sir, those are..."
In the room, the three Cherubs who have been seen on Hell's TV appear before Lyle Lipton. "Cherubs, Mr. Lyle," Cletus said with a smile.
"I hate filthy stinking orphan children!" Lyle angrily says, raising his fist at them.
"We're here to convince you not to kill yourself, sir. To grant you a blessing, on behalf of those in Heaven benefited by your amazing technological advances." Collon stated.
Blitz let out a growl and then he came charging through the window, tripping over the glass and surprising the cherubs and Lyle. Moxxie, Millie, and Barbie came through the door. Moxxie stated that Lyle should continue the process of dying. Keenie figured that Lyle could use his wealth to do so much good but Lyle refused to. Under the bed, Evangeline kept quiet to avoid getting caught by the other cherubs and the imps. She was always told that hellborns and sinners were nothing but trouble. She could still hear the conversation between the imp and the other cherubs.
The cherubs planned to show Mr. Lyle that there are still plenty of reasons to live but the imps weren't going to let that happen. Evangeline felt that someone grabbed her leg and then pulled her out from under the bed. She looked up and saw that Blitz had grabbed her. "This one yours?" he asked.
"She's not supposed to be here. Just a secretary." Keenie stated.
"Guys. Listen. Maybe let these imps have Lyle. His heart is full of greed like his partner and I know that Lyle's best friend and partner is in Hell, waiting for him." Evangeline begged.
"How did you know about our client?" Moxxie asked.
"I'm a special kind of cherub. I can tell if a human soul is good or bad. But I've never been out in the field." Evangeline explained.
"Because your place is in C.H.E.R.U.B as our secretary. Know your place, Evangeline." Cletus said to her.
Cletus, Keenie, and Collin suddenly dragged Lyle out of his home. Blitz and his crew chased after them, leaving Evangeline alone with her thoughts. Tears spilled from her eyes; Keenie's words stung. She was sick and tired of being treated like a work dog by all of the cherubs and none of them were grateful.
Evangeline:
Written in stone
Every rule, every word
Centuries-old and unbending
Stay in your place
Better seen and not heard
But now that story is ending
Her tears stopped. She wasn't going to waste tears on those ungrateful cherubs.
'Cause I
I cannot start to crumble
So come on and try
Try to shut me and cut me down
I won't be silenced
You can't keep me quiet
Won't tremble when you try it
All I know is I won't go speechless
Speechless
Let the storm in
I cannot be broken
No, I won't live unspoken
'Cause I know that I won't go speechless
She got up from the floor then Evangeline decided to take matters into her own hands.
Try to lock me in this cage
I won't just lay me down and die
I will take these broken wings
And watch me burn across the sky
And it echoes saying–
I won't be silenced
No, you will not see me tremble when you try it
All I know is I won't go speechless
Speechless
'Cause I'll breathe
When they try to suffocate me
Don't you underestimate me
'Cause I know that I won't go speechless
All I know is I won't go speechless
Speechless
Evangeline left the house and tailed both the cherubs and imps to make sure that things didn't go too far. The cherubs took Lyle to a meadow, a mall, and even Lovers Lookout to show all the good things that Lyle would miss out on if he died. But the imps were always there to shut down the cherub's ideas. The final place the cherubs took Lyle was to an opera show where Blitz messed with the lights to confuse the singing lady. Blitz continued moving the light faster and faster as Lyle and the Cherubs narrowed their eyes in suspicion. But suddenly, the spotlight slips from his hands and he accidentally lets go of the stage light.
The stage light falls and begins to fall towards the singer as she performs the final note. Soon, the light crushes her, and dies instantly. The audience, Lyle, and the cherubs scream, while the pianist nervously tries to keep playing the piano. Cletus snapped at the imps then the cherubs summoned golden crossbows and aimed them at the I.M.P. Evangeline stepped in between the imps and the cherubs. "Enough, Cletus!" she shouted, "Not every soul can be saved. Let Lyle make the choice."
"Why could you just...?!"
"Just what? Stay in my place?! Well, I'm done! I'm done being overlooked, overworked, and unappreciated! You three never listen to me! Well, guess what?! I'm done with Cherub!" Evangeline shrieked.
"Wow! Even an angel can snap." Barbie said.
Keenie got closer to Blitz, "You all are such disgusting, loathsome beasts! Your kind is nothing but dirt that shitty dead people tread on! And now, you're trying to meddle with the lives of HUMANS?!"
Millie stepped in, "So are you! So who the fuck are you to judge my niece?! Why don't you shut your trap, you judgmental..." She then pulls Keenie by her necklace and snaps it back, "Cotton candy, tit-havin' BITCH?!"
This causes Keenie to snap, "...FILTHY DEMON CRAP!" And tackles Millie to the ground.
Soon, opera music begins to play as the fight between the I.M.P and C.H.E.R.U.B begins. Cletus and Collin shoot golden arrows at Barbie, Blitz, and Moxxie, and the three of them run across the catwalk. As Blitz and Moxxie bring out their weapons, Millie and Keenie fight, and they fall off the catwalk. Seeing Millie falling, Moxxie runs down the catwalk and jumps down, swinging from a rope. Swinging on the rope, Moxxie holds a pistol in one hand and aims it at Keenie, who fights with Millie in the air. Millie slaps Keenie in the face several times. Moxxie fires at a rope which releases a bag.
The bag separates Keenie and Millie, and Moxxie catches Millie. Moxxie and Millie grab each other's faces with lustful grins. They French-kiss and make out as they swing and spin rapidly above the stage and fire from their weapons. Barbie spots Moxxie's bow tie and Millie's bra fall from above. As Moxxie and Millie spin on the rope, arrows and bullets hit and kill the audience members in the first two rows, but they all miss Lyle. Evangeline flew down to Lyle, "Mr. Lyle, I am so sorry about all this." Evangeline said.
"It's all starting to make sense now! Life is worth living because we only get one! We must cherish it! If creatures far beyond this living world are going through these lengths over my life, then certainly it's worth living! Killing myself is not the answer! Plus... I'm still rich! I can just buy all the things!" Lyle exclaimed.
"I'm happy for you, Mr. Lyle," Evangeline said.
The audience claps happily for Lyle. Millie and Moxxie, spinning while firing their guns and being chased by Collin and Keenie, accidentally shoots a woman in the audience in the eye, killing her instantly. Blitz and Barbie run along the metal scaffolding with his flintlock pistol. They jump onto a bit of scaffolding holing some spotlights attached to the ceiling with a rope. Blitz and Cletus point their weapons at each other. Blitz attempts to fire but finds his gun empty, looking at it in shock. "You're out of ammo!?" Barbie screamed.
Blitzø throws the flintlock into Cletus' face. Momentarily blinded, Cletus recklessly fires an arrow, severing the rope holding up the scaffolding Blitzø and Barbie were standing on and that Moxxie and Millie were swinging from. The four imps all fall with the metal scaffolding as it smashes onto the floor of the stage, narrowly missing the pianist and cartoonishly bending a board so it holds up the piano at an angle. The pianist is startled by the piano's new angle and stops playing then straightens his bow tie, drops his stool down onto the stage, and uses it to drop down from the bent floorboard.
The board then sends the piano flying through the air, breaking in the process. Blitz, Barbie Moxxie, Millie, Cletus, Collin, Evangeline, and Keenie follow the piano with their eyes as it falls. Lyle turns to see the piano flying straight towards him, screaming like a girl and scrambling out of his bed into a seat. Unfortunately for him, the piano suddenly shifts to his new location and crushes both him and a few corpses haphazardly shot and killed by Moxxie and Millie. Moxxie grins as he sits tied up to Millie. Blitz and Barbie grin smugly. "Well, well. Would ya look at that? You... did our job... for us. Heh!" Moxxie said.
Cletus, Collin, and Keenie were horrified by what they had done. Evangeline didn't seem to flinch; she knew that Lyle was in the right place. Because of what happened, Dearie kicked them out of heaven. Evangeline didn't seem to mind, she helped the imps out of the ropes then she asked Blitz if she could join I.M.P. "You? You want to kill people?" Moxxie asked.
"Maybe not kill. But I could help with seeing if the clients are telling the truth." Evangeline suggested.
"You know what? Welcome aboard, Ev!" Blitz stated.
After they all arrived in Hell, Lyle was also in hell and reunited with Loopty.