"I'm beating you!" Captain Toad boasted with both him and Archivist Toadette farting in tubas while they fanned away their loud bassy poots for the latter responded "P.U.~ You're going to need a new pair of pants more than I need to change my diaper after this farty contest!"
"Come on girl you know I'm the Craptain of the Brap Brigade for a reason!" The methane making mushroom man admitted in laughter since he could feel himself accidentally peeing his pooped pants from having such a tremendous tooter that made him wink. "There isn't much you can doodoo against me!"
"Well we'll see about that Braptain." Explorer Toadette farted in response with a giggle since she could feel her stomach growl which of course preempted more flatulence expelled out of her brassy brapper. "I can manage to stink so much I could grow a nose on your face only to have my fungi fumes melt it off!"