Hashirama 1710: That'll come soon one day
Horrorfan247: Sounds interesting. I may do Fairy Tail if I can be bothered to watch it where I left off. And I may do Spongebob and maybe Steven Universe.
Jacob9593: Thanks. Weiss's was the most fun
Moonlight Dragon Emperor: I thought it'd be fun to try out.
Ren Woods: Yes. Yes to all of that.
Bigbee702: I don't think it'll happen.
Noxlux013: That would be good casting.
READER1O1O: Not a problem.
AnimeWatcher1014: I shall try to.
Luckenhaft: I hope they remember it.
Pedrofaria339: Not a problem.
Kyle Bradley Fernandez: It'll come.
DragonKnight SR: I would love to do it some time soon.
The Hand of Fate: Soon...
Stratos263: That it does.
Dragon Bone Z: Bit too dark for my taste, plus it would be a bit traumatic for the audience.
VirusChris: I'll have to watch the series first.
DarkSoldier41: I will do something on the Arrowverse.
Guest: No, I don't hate Neptune. i think he's an okay character. If it seems like I character bash him, I don't do it on purpose.
Agent G: I love the suggestions and will look them up as soon as I get a chance.
Fyr RedNight: Glad I could exceed your expectations.
UltraInstinctIsaac82: You'll see my answer in the notes at the end of the chapter.
Tonytaker: Thanks.
WerewolfMazuko117: I will do some more Power Rangers, I'll even make a chapter on White Tiger vs Scorpion someday. Transformers content will come soon and I don't think I'll do Gears of War.
The Spectre, View was currently rummaging through his case of orbs to show a new world. He found the case of the Dragon Ball world and was indecisive.
"Hmm, I already showed the Dragon Ball world before. And I intend to do more, but what could..." View asked himself until a light bulb went off in his head as an idea came through.
"I think I thought of something good." View said as he looked all over and found the right orb.
The floating being came back into the room with a ball similar to the one he had before, expect this one glowed a slightly different glow.
"Do all of you remember the world of Dragon Ball I showed before?" View asked.
"Yeah. It was the kickass world full of strong guys beating the crap out of each other!" Yang answered, finding that world to be her personal favorite.
"Well, that's somewhat right." View said. "Well, I'll be showing a slightly different version of it. A abridgment if you will." View explained. "They still share the same history to a degree."
"Will we notice any differences?" Ghira asked.
"Yes. Yes you will." View simply answered and threw the orb at the screen.
"I wonder how different it'll be?" Pyrrha wondered.
"Well, what ever it is, I know I'll just be excited to see it!" Nora said with a grin as her eyes snapped back to the screen.
Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Dead Zone
The screen was pitch black, but in the background was the sound of an unknown man screaming. The screen then showed a green skinned man with antenna, wearing a turban and a large padded cape. This being was known as Qrow and he was currently destroying a large crater of rock as a cloud of smoke engulfed the area.
"It's Uncle Qrow!" Ruby said with excitement seeing her uncle in one of these.
"But why's he green?" Yang asked as she noticed the green skin on her uncle.
"That's because he's a..." View began to explain but realized that the Namekians aren't a thing just yet. "A demon." View answered.
"Really?" Qrow said in interest before a proud smirk came on his face. "I must be one badass demon!"
"Perfect, now I have a place to put up my castle once I rule the world." Qrow thought to himself as he looked onto the area. "And it'll have all the things a castle requires."
"Rule the world?" Ozpin asked, sightly concerned about one of his allies.
"Oh, I should mention that by this point in history, Qrow is enemies with Jaune." View explained.
"But, why would Jaune and Uncle Qrow would be enemies?" Ruby asked, sad for her Uncle and her best friend.
"To make a long story short: Qrow is the reincarnated son of his father, the demon king Piccolo. Moments before the demon kings death by the hands of Jaune, he spit him out as an egg to carry on his legacy."
"That is concerning." Glynda said.
"Man, I feel sorry for that having to fight me." Qrow said, causing those around him to give him a deadpan look.
"Really, Uncle Qrow?" Yang said.
"What?" Qrow shrugged. "I'm just saying that he and i may be on equal terms."
"Like walls...and subjects." Qrow listed. "And maybe even a trebuch...huh" Qrow said out loud until he noticed something unordinary in the distance.
He saw an unknown figure running in the air and was coming right for the green skinned man.
"Is he...running on air?" Coco asked, tilting her shades in confusion and astoundment.
"That seems a little silly?" Velvet said.
"And pointless." Ilia added.
"Wait, are they running on air?" Qrow asked as he saw another figure behind him who also running on air, confusing Qrow even more. "That's ridiculous. They're flying! why would they even need to..." Qrow asked himself until a figure under him flew upwards and knocked Qrow back.
"F*CK! 'EM UP!" A voice yelled.
"FROM THE FRONT!"
"TO THE BACK!" A trio of voices said as they each knocked Qrow around back and forth as they sped around their opponent.
"Oh you better just kill me!" Qrow said in anger as he fell.
A group of minions appeared before his eyes, preparing to take his advice.
"Shit" Qrow cursed.
The goons then fired all at the same time as Qrow was engulfed in a bright white light and Qrow screamed.
"Uncle Qrow!" Ruby and Yang cried out for her honorary Uncle.
"Ah, what the hell!?" Qrow yelled in anger. "I'm in it for like one minute and I get killed off like a damn fly!?"
"Some demon." Winter remarked with a smirk.
"Oh, shove it, Ice Queen." Qrow insulted, causing Winter to stand up.
"You want to repeat that again, you drunk!?" Winter yelled.
"Oh, I'll do a lot worse!" Qrow said as they both glared at each other, causing View to stop them.
"No fighting!" View reprimanded. "How many times!?"
"Argh!" A older green skinned man, looking similar to Qrow gasped in shock. This was the guardian of Earth known as Ozpin.
"And it appears that I am of the same race as Qrow." The headmaster of Beacon commented.
"You okay in there, Ozpin?" A voice asked from outside.
"Mr Popo! I believe...that Qrow has been slain." Ozpin said in shock as he held onto himself.
"How does he know?" Ren asked.
"Because in this world, Ozpin and Qrow are of the same being." View answered, shocking everyone there.
"How's that possible?" Terra asked.
"Ozpin wanted to be the guardian of Earth but had to separate himself from his evil half, therefore, Qrow." View said.
"So what, I'm the evil half?"
"Makes sense." Winter said as Qrow growled.
"How come on! How do we know it ain't Ozpin?"
"Qrow, please." Ozpin chuckled, causing Qrow to grumble in irritation.
A moment of silence passed. "I'd think you'd know if he were." Popo said.
A few more seconds of silence passed over. "You still there?" Popo asked.
"Yes..." Ozpin answered.
"Then he ain't dead, is he, drama queen?" Popo responded.
"Oh, I guess so." Kali said in realisation.
"But you don't understand!" Ozpin tried to explain the situation even further.
"DRAMA QUEEN!" Popo loudly repeated.
"It may be of some importance." Glynda said, not happening that the person from the other side is blatantly ignoring Ozpin.
"I think Garlic Jr. may have..." Ozpin explained.
"DRAMA QUEEEEEN!" Popo loudly repeated again, drawing it out even further.
Ozpin just tilted his head down and sighed at this as the screen went black. "Garlic Jr.'s back." Ozpin simply said.
"Wait, what?" Yang said, dumbfounded by the name. "Is that is actual name? That's ridiculous." The blonde boxer chuckled, along with her friend.
Dragon Ball Z Abridged
The title card then got sucked into a swirling portal hole. And out of a portal came a new title.
Dead Zone.
The screen then shattered as it went pitch black. It then changed to a bright green forest, birds chirping to the bright sun above.
In the middle of these woods was a small boy reading out loud a page from a book. "Miss Watson, she kept pecking at me, and it got tiresome and lonesome." the boy read out loud.
"Who's that boy?" Blake asked in interest.
"That's Midas Arc." View answered.
"Midas?" Saphron said in confusion. "I don't think I've heard of him."
"He's not a younger sibling of Jaune is he?" Glynda asked.
"No." View said. "But you'll see soon."
This confused the audience, expect for a few of the adults who just waited.
"By and by, they fetched the..." The young lad read until he spotted a word he hadn't seen or heard of. "Huh. That's not a word I've heard before." He shrugged in response. "Oh well, they fetched the n..."
"Midas! Lunch is ready. Come help me set the table." The voice of his mother called out to the boy named Midas, stopping him from finishing the sentence.
"What was he going to say?" Ruby asked her sister.
"I...don't know." Yang said, not wanting to guess and avoid the subject.
"Oh yay!" Midas cheered. "And dad's gone fishing. Which means I'll get seconds!" Midas said as he closed the book.
"Hmm?" Jaune wondered as he was currently holding his breath while under water. He then leaped out of the lake he was in while holding a gigantic sized fish.
"Wait, is Jaune..." Blake tried to say until she knew who Jaune was to this child.
"Midas is Jaune's dad." Coco finished with a grin.
"He has a son!" Pyrrha and Velvet said in shock.
"I have a nephew!" Saphron said with excitement, while Adrian was reaching his little hands out to Midas, hoping to know more about his cousin.
"That's so awesome!" Ruby said in happiness for her best friend.
Midas was walking back to his house and was nearly at the front door. He stopped when he heard the sound. He turned his head to see a floating car heading towards his direction.
"Hey! Midas!" The man in the car greeted.
"Grandpa Port!" Midas said happily at the sight of his grandfather.
"Port is his grandfather?" Ruby said, shocked by the fact.
"I feel sorry for Arc." Weiss said. "It must be tiring to hear all those boring stories for most of his life.
"Who said he was his grandfather?" View said with a smirk.
Weiss was confused by this, but before she could answer...
Just then, Midas's mother came outside to see. And it was the illustrious Weiss Schnee, mother to Midas Arc and husband to Jaune Arc. "Oh Daddy! What are you doing here?" Weiss asked happly.
"WAIT WHAT!" Weiss cried out in shock out of three things. One, Port was her father, two, she was the mother to the little boy ,and three, she was married to Jaune in this world!
Pyrrha and Velvet were completely speechless at this and a little peeved. Jaune had just gotten over Weiss and now they're seeing this! But at least see seemed to be a good mother to Midas so they can't be too upset, but they'll manage.
"But..I don...I...how is...wha..." Weiss sputtered, failing to form a a full sentence.
"Aw, Weiss!" Yang said with a teasing smirk. "Looks like someone is very smitten with our vomit boy."
"But that's not! "Weiss tried to protest. "I'm not even interested in Jaune like that, we're just friends!"
"I don't see what the fuss is," Winter said, shocking her little sister in response. "He seems like a nice boy, much better then the regular suitors that father forced." Winter said, a fact that Weiss had no choice but to agree with.
"Be that as it may, my relationship with Jaune is purely a friendship." Weiss said, sticking her ground and making Pyrrha and Velvet sigh in relief.
"Fair enough." Winter said. "It is another reality and may not happen." Winter said, causing Weiss so smile and sit back down. "Though if you two do decide to date, just know that you have my support."
Weiss groaned at this while her teammates were chuckling at her reactions.
"I just wanted to drop by and see my grandson!" Port said in a jovial tone. "Also, money for you guys to live" Port added.
"Thank you, daddy" Weiss said.
"I also brought you a gift, Midas!" Port said as he got out of the car.
Midas gasped in excitement. "A puppy!" Midas said with excitement, throwing his hands in the air.
"Books!" Port said as his arms was filled with them.
"Yay." Midas said impassively, clearly not happy with the books.
"I feel for ya kid." Yang said in sympathy for the young Arc.
"What's wrong with books?" Weiss asked. "They can really educate a young mind. Much better than a puppy."
"Would you rather have books then Zwei?" Ruby asked with a small, causing Weiss to short circuit.
"Well...I think...it..." Weiss tried to say books but she couldn't dare deny the cuteness of that dog. "Argh! No! I would sacrifice a million books for that dog"
"Same. Except It'd be the other way around. "Blake said.
"Oh, I'm sure you'll love them." Weiss said as Midas went to his grandpa and a book fell on his head. "Won't you, Mid-" Weiss said until she notice something.
"Daddy?" Weiss said.
Ports face was currently scrunched up, as if he were feeling an immense pain.
"Grandpa?" Midas asked as he adjusted his hat and Port was still looked to be in pain. "Grandpa!?" Midas repeated as Port's body was about to fall down on him.
"Mom? Mom!? Mom!?" Midas said as he ran just in time as Port fell to the ground, unconscious.
"What happened to him?" Ren asked, shocked that one of the teachers just fell down.
"Mommy! Grandpa's having a stroke" Midas cried out as he clung to his mother skirt.
Weiss looked up to see what had happen to her father. She then widen her eyes in shock at the sight of a clocked figure with beaming red eyes, smiling evilly at them.
"Looks like he's the cause of it." Glynda said with a frown at the person who took down Port.
"Must be the same people that took down Qrow" Ghira theroized.
"Hi!" The cloaked figure greeted.
" 'Lest he's got manners." Qrow said.
"Midas." Weiss said while placing her hand on his shoulder. "Go inside immediately!" Weiss instructed as her son ran to the front of the door.
"Oh yeah, come on in!" A another voice came from the door as a teal skinned creature walked out and Midas trembled in fear. The man had a pear on each finger he had and placed them all in his mouth, eating them all in one go.
"Egh! What a creepy guy!" Nora cringed at the sight.
"He better not hurt Midas." Saphron said with a heated glare, everyone slightly shocked at the mothers heated rage, except for Terra and Adrian.
"Wow, she is intense." Yang said, slightly impressed and somewhat scared at the mother.
"Son of a bitch just eat my pears!" Weiss thought to herself, pissed at the intruder. She then turned to the cloaked intruder. "You know we don't have a car, right?" Weiss said. "That's like a 10-mile Nimbus ride to the nearest city. For pears!"
She took a stance. "You have ten seconds to tell me what you want before I strangle you with that cowl!" Weiss threatened.
"I want the Dragon Ball!" The creature known as Ginger said quickly. "Gimme the kid." Ginger added.
"Wait, what?" Ruby said as she tilted her head in confusion.
"Doesn't he want the dragon ball thingy?" Nora pointed out.
"What? You can't have my son!" Weiss affirmed. "You just want the Dragon Ball, right?"
"Don't question my f*cking methods!" Ginger snapped. "F*ck it! I'm taking your dad!" Ginger said as he grabbed the large man by the head, and then dropped him back down. "He's a f*cking fatass! Forget it! I'mma take your kid!"
"What an odd fellow." Ozpin commented.
"Yo Ginger!" Another minion said behind Ginger, this was known as Nicky.
"Oh right, Dragon Ball too!" Ginger said, getting back on track. "Please? if you wouldn't mind?"
"I do." Weiss said.
"Too f*cking bad!" Ginger retorted.
"Enough of this!" Weiss said as she charged towards the intruder with great speed. But she was knocked to the ground by Ginger.
"Mommy!" Midas cried out.
"Ah ha! F*cking what!" Ginger called out.
"Oh, please!" Weiss cried out in annoyance. "I could've easily take on those idiots without breaking a sweat."
"Maybe you didn't train as much in this world." Ruby suggested.
"For the first time since I met you, I hope your wrong, Ruby" Weiss said.
Meanwhile, Jaune Arc was running as fast as a bullet to get towards his home. And was holding a gigantic fish along the way as he left a trail of smoke behind.
Jaune was now near his house, leaving the fish behind to go to his wife on the ground and the minions were gone, along with Midas.
"Weiss!" Jaune cried out as he held her. "I heard lunch! What happened!?"
Weiss managed to speak. "Jaune...they took..."
"OUR LUNCH!?" Jaune abruptly guessed.
"No." Weiss groaned. "They took...our so..."
"Oh hey, your dad's here." Jaune suddenly noticed, interrupting his wife again. "Hi Ox King!" Jaune greeted as Port grunted in pain.
"Will you let her finish?!" Ilia cried out in irritation at the Arc.
"Focus!" Weiss reprimanded. "The took...Midas!"
"Ah man!" Jaune said. "I can't have him miss lunch. it's the fourth most important meal of the day." Jaune said.
"That's what he's most worried about!?" Weiss cried out. "He should be more worried about our son!"
"Our son?" Yang smirked.
"Quiet, brute!" Weiss quickly snapped.
"Right after brunch...but right before linner." Jaune said. "Love me some linner though." Jaune trailed off.
Weiss was unresponsive as she was unconscious.
"So I'ma go get Midas back. We'll be back for linner." Jaune informed his wife. "Chicken and waffles? Chicken and waffles." Jaune suggested and going for it.
Port groaned in pain in the meanwhile.
"Oh, and some for your dad, too." Jaune added.
"At least he'll get some for Port!" Nora said.
"Yes. Because food is what he needs right now. Not medical attention, just food." Blake said with dry wit.
"Exactly!" Nora said with a grin, completely missing Blake's sarcasm.
Meanwhile, in a another part of the world, was a dark and scary castle as the skies shined red above it.
"So let me get this straight." The voice said from inside the castle.
Inside, was a small, blue skinned gremlin being, stand atop of stairs in front of his men. This was Garlic Jr.
"I send you shit-fits off to find me a dragonball and you bring back a toddler" Garlic repeated with obvious annoyance.
"At least his smart enough to point it out." Blake said.
"Yeah, But I don't see how he could be a threat" Yang said towards the gobin.
"Did you feel the same way when you fought that girl on the train?" Ozpin asked, causing Yang to growl at the mention.
"Don't remind me."
"Well we did bring back a dragonball" Sansho pointed out.
"And a toddler!" Garlic Jr. said again in irritation. "Did you try...oh, I don't know...taking off the hat?" Garlic Jr. pointed out the very obvious.
"Well, we thought about it on the way back but it really brings the whole "Chinese prince" thing look together" Nicky said as Midas cowered in fear.
"And he' your size!" Ginger added. "You can rock that shit!"
Garlic Jr. thought about it for a moment. "Fair enough." Garlic Jr. said with a smile.
"Idiots." Glynda sighed. "The lot of them."
Midas then got the courage to speak up against his captors."My daddy's not gonna let you get away with this!"
"Yeah!" Nora said in agreement. "You tell him, Midas!" Nora cheered on, taking a immediate liking to the son of her leader.
"Big f*cking whoop!" Ginger scoffed. "We beat Qrow and that guy is strong as shit!"
"Lucky shot" Qrow insisted as he folded his arms.
"Yeah?" so did my dad!" Midas said with pride for his dad.
"Was that a lucky shot?" Winter asked with a smirk.
Qrow, just acted immature by sticking his tongue out.
"By himself!?" Ginger asked.
"Yeah!" Midas confirmed.
Garlic Jr's. eyes widen in realization on who the young lad's father was...and it was suffice to say, he was pretty much f*cked. "Oh god, your father's Jaune" Garlic Jr. said in monotone voice.
"It was at this moment that Garlic Jr. knew...he fucked up!" Nora said in a deep voice.
"OH MY GOD! YOU MORONS STOLE JAUNE'S KID!?" Garlic Jr. yelled out as his minions shaken with fear. "HOW!? HOW DID YOU STEAL JAUNE'S KID!?"
"We'll first, we beat up his wife..." Nicky said.
"Yep, they're dead." Yang said with a smirk.
"I'll be surprised if there's anything left of them when Jaune's done with them." Ruby said.
"Oh my shit..." Garlic Jr. cursed. "Okay, look, new plan! Get the last two dragon balls, now!"
"Oh yeah, we'll just go off, scour the globe, and be back before linner." Nicky sarcastley said as he laughed. "Y'know it's not like they make a radar for this shit!"
Meanwhile, in the middle of a ocean was a small house where our heroes were currently residing.
"Oh yeah, someone is taking the dragon balls" Jaune said surprised as he looked a the dragon radar on the table as it beeped.
"It looks like they did." Coco said.
"Hmm, what a useful device." Winter said, humming at it and wonder if Atlas could make something similar to find objects of their objective.
"Why'd they take Midas?" asked Jaune's longtime friend and inventor, Reese Chloris, who also made the radar.
"Hey look, it's that Reese girl." Weiss said.
"How do you know who she is?" Pyrrha asked.
"I often look up the participants for the Vytal Tournament to see what their like."
"Why?" Nora asked.
"Because she's not allowed to spy on them anymore." Ruby said.
Weiss grew annoyed at this. "How many times do I have to say it? I was not spying, I was..."
"Evaluating the competition." The rest of Team RWBY said at the same time, causing Weiss to huff.
"I dunno." Jaune answered. "Maybe they just want a good 'ol-fashioned Jaune fanny whooping!" Jaune said, excited.
"Fanny?" Reese questions.
"Weiss doesn't like us to swear." Jaune said.
"But that's not a swear." Terra pointed out.
"Butt isn't a swear." Reese pointed out.
"See." Terra said as Saphron grabbed her hand in support.
Jaune was silent for a few seconds. "The HFIL are you talking about?"
"HFIL?" Pyrrha said in confusion of the name.
Back at Garlic Jr's castle, Midas Arc was currently running around playfully while Nicky was trying to catch him.
"Come back here, you little shitplin!" The henchman demanded as he ran.
"No!" Midas yelled as he hid behind an apple tree. "You smell like hairspray and shea butter!"
"Swear to God, I don't know how I got put in charge of babysitting!" Nicky groaned as he placed his palm to his chin. He then grabbed an apple from the tree above him. "Dammit, I need something to take the edge off..."
"Yes, apples with definitely calm you down" Qrow remarked.
He started to take a bite from the apple. Suddenly, Midas came back and smacked his back and ran away again. "Your it!" Midas said playfully.
Pyrrha giggled at Midas acting like a child, even if he was held hostage. "At Least he's having fun"
"I WILL SMACK FIRE FROM YOU!" Nicky roared with rage to the young child.
"Woah! That guy needs to chill out" Yang said.
"It ain't easy looking after a little hyper monster." Qrow said.
"And how's that?" Ozpin asked.
Qrow was silent for a moment. "The number of scars me and Tai had from trying to take care of Ruby will tell you" Qrow said, causing Ruby to blush in embarrassment.
"I swear to god." The minion cursed as he walked up a flight of stairs to find Midas. He managed to find the lad in front of him. "Oh, good there you are."
"Now, be a good little crouch spawn and let's go back to your room" Nicky said.
"I'm hungry..." Midas moaned.
"Awe, poor kid." Coco cooed in sympathy for the little kid.
"Ah, well maybe I can make you a peanut butter, jelly, and ether sandwich and-" Nicky said until Midas pulled out an apple.
"Where did you get that apple!?" Nicky asked, panicked.
"In the tree." Midas answered simply, as he raised a brow at why the henchmen acted so worried.
"What's so wrong with that apple?" Velvet asked.
"Don't know." Yang answered, before she had a grin on her. "Maybe we need to look for the core of the problem, eh! eh!" Yang punned, causing everyone to groaned and Adrian to give a little wine.
"Don't eat that apple!" Nicky told.
"Eat the apple" Nora insisted, wanting Midas to piss that guy off.
"Imma eat the apple." Midas said simply.
"Don't eat that apple!"
"Eat the apple!" Nora said again.
"I'ma eat the apple!" Midas said with a smile as he was prepared to eat it.
"DO NOT! EAT! THAT! APP-" Nicky warned until it was too late.
Midas bit a huge chunk of the apple and proceeded to eat the rest of it.
"Yes!" Nora pumped up.
"Nora, why would you want him to eat that apple?" Ren asked. "We don't know what it does."
"I know, Renny." Nora said. "I just want to see Midas piss that guy off."
"Why?" Pyrrha asked.
Nora just shrugged in response.
"Oh balls..." Nicky said under his breath. "Well, I hoped you packed your bags kid..."
Midas was confused by this as he looked at the minion, and things started to go a little fuzzy for him. "Because your about to go on a trip..." Nicky said as everything was going very strange as Midas's eyes were currently glowing with color.
"Oh boy..." Qrow said as he knew what was happening to the child.
"How does that apple even cause this?" Glynda asked in confusion.
"Don't know, but one thing's for sure, that kid's gonna go through one memorable experience." Qrow said.
Midas ran happily with a dragon behind him. But things were getting crazy as images of skulls appeared for brief moments. Midas was dazed as all manor of illusion and madness was shown, along with Midas imitating a cuckoo clock, and a dragon head appearing in place.
Midas laughter rang out as the illustrations grew in abnormality. In the real world, Midas was currently in a daze as his face grew red and was slumped against the throne.
"What the hell was that!?" Ilia asked, shocked and somewhat freaked out by the hallucination.
Outside of the castle, Ginger and Nicky were running on a walkway to their lord. "Got the last motherf*cking dragon ball!" Ginger proclaimed.
All seven dragon balls were all gathered together on the ground as they blinked with a powerful glow coming from them. "Gotta say, I'm impressed." Garlic Jr. said to his minions.
"By the way, what do these ball things do?" Weiss asked.
"The dragon balls were made by Ozpin. If you gather all seven, you can get any wish you want by the might dragon, Shenron." View explained, causing everyone to be amazed by this.
"So, like, any wish you want?" Ruby asked, astounded by that kind of power.
View nodded in response.
"But what does this, Jr want?" Ozpin asked.
"Immortality." View answered, causing the students to be shocked and the adults to be slightly as shocked. Ozpin was amazed that the dragon had that amount of power, but knew that immortality wasn't all that cracked up to be.
"How'd you find them so fast?" Garlic Jr. asked as he looked down at the wish orbs.
"Prize in a high stakes power game." Ginger answered
"Wow. Never thought you had a poker face."
"Never said I played!" Ginger retorted.
"Once again; fair enough" Garlic Jr. said.
Just then, a flash of green lighting came right down onto the dragon balls, creating a massive bright light around them. The a flashing light blasted upwards in the sky as the others watched from their point.
Out from the light, came a gargantuan dragon tat loomed over the villains. With his red eyes looking down on them and the rest of his reptile body wrapped around the whole castle. This being of great power was known as Shenron.
"Wow!" Nora said in awe. "That is one big reptile."
"It's as big as the castle!" Terra said, in awe and slight fear of Shenron as her son was also, slightly scared of the dragon.
"I worry that Garlic Jr. will get his wish." Pyrrha said with worry.
"I doubt it." Yang said with confidence. "I bet as soon as he does, Jaune will knock that little gremlin into next week."
"I AM THE ETERNAL DRAGON!" Shenron spoke in a deep booming voice. "MAKE YOUR WISH AND I SHALL..."
"Make me immortal!" Garlic Jr. quickly demanded.
"Oh...shit" Yang cursed.
"You want to rephrase that, Yang?" Weiss asked with a raised brow at what she said before.
"OH." Shenron said in surprised tone. "R-really? Wow! can't remember the last time someone actually nutted up and ask for that!" Shenron said in a impressed tone.
"Congrats! can't wait to hear how you f*ck this up"
"Wait, the hell's that mean?" Garlic Jr. asked, confused by the dragons words.
"Yeah, what does that mean?" Ilia asked.
"It means he's gonna screw up somehow." Saphron said.
"It means... YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED!" Shenron spoke loudly as his eyes glowed brightly and Garlic Jr.'s body was surrounded in a bright aura and Garlic Jr. felt a massive change within himself.
The dragon balls then flew in the sky and departed from the area to be scattered around the world to be found again, and with then gone, so was Shenron.
"Yes! YES! I can feel it!" Garlic Jr. said with glee as he felt more immortal by the second. "With this eternal body, I shall enslave the world and rule it with great prejudice and terror!" Garlic Jr. proclaimed as images of demons and monsters appeared in the background.
"Aw damn it!" Qrow grunted.
"Jaune. Come on, be there to beat them." Ruby said, hope for her best friend.
"Hail Garlic Jr! HAIL ME!" The small goblin exclaimed as his body finished glowing.
He then swiped away his cape and walked back inside, with his minions chanting.
"Hail Garlic Jr! Hail Garlic Jr!" The three minions chanted for their great leader, pumping their fists in the air.
"Hey Garlic Jr!" Jaune's voice spoke out to him as he descended to the ground.
"Hey Garlic Jr!" The minions chanted. "Huh?" They quickly realized what they said and looked up in confusion.
"There's our fearless leader!" Nora cheered on.
"Beat that little gremlin, vomit boy!" Yang supported.
The young warrior then landed right in front of them with a fierce look. "I am Jaune Arc!" The young blonde said. "And your name sounds yummy!"
"I've have been told." Garlic Jr. said.
"Why does he have that name anyway?" Ren pondered outloud.
"So, huh...did you guys steal my kid?" Jaune asked causally.
"Yep!" Ginger quickly answered. "F*cking amber alert up in here!"
Nicky then spoke up. "Ah, don't worry about him, he's just high in the throne room."
"Joke's on you!" Jaune interjected. "I can fly!"
Ginger was quit at this. "I think he's f*cking dumb"
"It...does seem like he has less intelligence in this world." Blake said carefully as not to insult one of her friends.
"I happen to think he's funny in this." Nora said with smirk. "He's kinda like me!"
"Which does make me worry a lot." Glynda muttered.
Suddenly, the sounds of someone screaming came from the sky as everyone looked up to see a coming force heading towards them, the unknown person crashing right in front of them turned out to be Ozpin, glowing.
"That was pretty cool!" Yang said, amazed by the glowing fall.
"I wish I could do that!" Nora said as she imagined various scenarios.
"And there's this asshole!" Garlic Jr.s growled at the sight of his most hated enemy.
"Oh, hello Jaune." Ozpin greeted his pupil. "What are you doing here?"
"They stole my kid." Jaune answered.
"Hmm." Ozpin hummed in understandment.
"So, what is my connection to Mr Arc?" Ozpin asked.
"You were actually his teacher for a while." View answered, surprising everyone.
"Really? interesting." Ozpin hummed.
"I'm quite surprised your still alive Ozpin." Garlic Jr's said with a menacing grin. "I believe the last time we talked was...oh, when was that?" Garlic Jr. said as he tried to remember "Oh, right. When you banished my father to another dimension!" Garlic Jr. shouted with rage.
"So that's is revenge." Coco said in understanding. "Classic, son avenges father tale like in those movies.
"Love those." Ruby said.
"Oh, Garlic Jr., how awful to see you again." Ozpin causally insulted. "You're looking grotesque as always."
"Damn, Oz." Qrow said with an impressed smirk. "Looks like you can really dish it out."
Oh hi there, Kettle. Name's Pot. Have we met?" Garlic Jr. spoke with sarcasm.
Ozpin turned to the young Arc. "Listen, Jaune, Just go after your son." Ozpin said as he stared down the evil goblin. "I'll handle Garlic Jr."
"Thank god!" Jaune said.
"Your welcome." Ozpin thanked.
"Wait, What?" Ruby said, confused by the remark, as was Ozpin.
Jaune then speed past towards a pillar and projected himself off it to get past Garlic Jr. and his minions and ran inside the castle.
"Catch that bitch!" Ginger said as he ran after Jaune, with Nicky and Sansho following him.
"Slow your roll, champ!" Nicky said, performing a high jump
"Yo, wait for me! I'm bigger then y'all!" Sansho said as he jumped too as Ozpin and Garlic Jr. stared each other down.
Jaune was currently panting as he entered a dark room. "Man, left in such a hurry, I accidentally skipped lunch." Jaune said as he looked around the area. "Maybe this place has a cafeteria. No, it's a castle. A meatery?" Jaune spoke to himself as he walked up the stairs.
Weiss facepalmed at this. "He's looking for our son and that's his biggest concern!?" Weiss said, growing greatly annoyed at the young blonde's oblivious nature.
"I'm sure that Jaune cares for his son as any parent would." Saphron said, defending her brother, even though she thought that Jaune could be a lot more focused.
But then he was blocked by Nicky and Sansho as they landed in front of him.
"You want some food? We can hook you up!" Ginger said as Jaune turned to see the gremlin behind him. "How about some motherf*cking Ginger!?"
"Or maybe some cinnamoooon?!" Nicky said in a flamboyant tone.
"I got some Pepper for you. You like Pepper?" Sansho said.
"Why are they saying those food things?" Blake asked. "In fact, they not even food, they're just things you put on food."
"Maybe it's their names?" Ruby suggested.
"What makes you think that?" Weiss asked.
"Well, I heard one of those guys call one of them Ginger and they work with a guy named Garlic Jr." Ruby theorized.
"That's..." Weiss started to say until she gave thought about it. "A fair assumption."
"Hey! those aren't foods!" Jaune pointed out. "Those are things you put on foods!"
"I guess Jaune agrees with you" Yang said.
"Like Gingerbread!" Ginger said with a attack stance.
"Or cinnabuuuns?!"
Sansho...didn't have anything to add. "I got nothing. Umm..." Sansho was silent for a few moments. "EGGS!" Sansho suddenly said as he, Ginger and Nicky started to power themselves up, now taller and buffer then before.
"Okay, now your just making me hungry." Jaune said as he stood before the misfit minions. "And you wouldn't like when I'm..."
Jaune was suddenly being hit by all three minions at the same time and Sansho shoulder charged Jaune to an nearby pillar. Jaune immediately got back up and took a stance. "Hungry..."
"Man, nothing stops that kid" Qrow said in a impressed tone, seeing the kid getting up after beating was quite admirable.
"Jaune can withstand a lot and still keep fighting" Pyrrha said with a proud smirk for her student/leader/future boyfriend. That last she promised she was gonna make happen.
"And you would know, right P-money?" Yang said with a teasing smirk, causing the four time champion to blush in response.
Meanwhile, Ozpin was still facing off against Garlic Jr. outside of the castle.
"So Ozpin, you mad that I tried to have you killed?" Jr snidely asked.
"More confused why you targeted Qrow instead of me." Ozpin said. "Not that it matters. I'm going to put you down for good, not unlike I did your father, you miserable little-"
"Language!" Ruby suddenly shouted,
"And I will enjoy watching you fail!" Garlic Jr. said with a menacing grin. "Because you see, before you arrived, I used the Dragonballs to grant myself immortality!" Garlic Jr. said as he started to laugh with an insane look.
"Wait, so you tried to have me killed, then use the Dragonballs?" Ozpin asked, bemused.
"Eh, what?" Jr. stopped laughing in confusion. "Yeah, uh, why?" Jr. asked before it finally dawned on him what his mistake was. "Oh sit. Wow! I dodged a bullet on that one!" Jr. said with relief. "Thank god my minions are so incompetent"
"Wait, what does that mean?" Kali asked.
"Remember what I said about Ozpin making the dragon balls?" View asked, leading to some people nodding while others suddenly remembered. "If Qrow or Ozpin were ever killed, then the dragon balls would ceased to exist."
"Oh," Ruby said in understanding.
Back inside of the castle, Nicky was thrown at a pillar as he fell down along with Sansho and Ginger as they were beaten easily of Jaune Arc.
"Damn!" Yang said with an impressed smirk. "That was pretty boss!"
"Yeah!" Nora said in agreement. "Those guys ain't shit to Jaune."
Language, Miss Valkyrie!" Glynda reprimanded.
"Now tell me where the meatery is!" Jaune demanded with a fierce look. "And then the throne room." Jaune said, standing over Ginger. "Please tell me the meatery is in the throne room."
Up in the air, Nicky and Sansho fire their range attacks at Jaune as the blonde blocked and shielded his eyes from the attacks as Ginger ran off. But suddenly, the attacks were suddenly blasted away by an unknown force.
"Huh?" Jaune said in confused as he looked in the direction of where the help came from.
"Here I come to save the day!" A voice rang out and it came from Jaune's very own best friend, Neptune as he stood in a martial pose, wearing and orange gi and had a shaved head. "Hey Jaune!" Neptune greeted. "Looks like you could use some help!" Neptune with a confident smirk.
"Neptune!?" Weiss exclaimed in shock at her knda boyfriend.
"Oh my god, he's bald" Yang started to laugh at.
"Yang, that's not funny" Blake said with a straight face.
"So what is he in this world?" Winter asked.
"Jaune's best friend." View answered. "They trained together when they were kids and have been friends ever since."
"Well that's nice to hear." Pyrrha said with a smile.
"Not really, no" Jaune said. "Hey, Neptune!" Jaune finally greeted. He then looked back to where he was. "Is that a second power beam?"
"Sup." Greeted the very alive Qrow as he stood by the stairs with a fierce look.
"There I am!" Qrow said with a proud smirk. "The badass I am."
"We get it, Uncle Qrow." Yang groaned, not wanting her uncle to boast about his own ego. She gets enough of that from Weiss.
"Wah!" Neptune stepped back in shock and fear at the demon.
"Oh, hey Qrow" Jaune causally greeted his old foe as he walked towards them.
"You alive!?" Ginger exclaimed in shock.
"Well, of course he's alive. Ozpin's alive." Jaune pointed out. "I mean, you guys have used the dragon balls before, right?"
"Oh wow, yeah, thank God we incompetent!" Ginger said.
"Not even gonna lie, this is EXACTLY what I'm looking for in a castle." Qrow said as he examined the area, impressed by the structure. "Walls, ceiling, meatery..."
"Where!?" Jaune asked.
"Jaune..." Weiss growled.
Qrow then thought about his counterparts words. "Y'know, I wouldn't mind living in my own castle."
"Why would you want that?" Ozpin asked.
"Why wouldn't I?" Qrow said back to the headmaster. "I'd be living like a freaking king."
Qrow then took notice off the minions before him with an unimpressed look. "Could do without the spice rack though."
Neptune stood still with fear. Until a stream of a unknown liquid poured down on his head as the bald monk was confused. He looked up to the ceiling to see Midas currently...dealing with his business.
"WHYYYYYYYYYY!?" Neptune cried out as gurgling noises were heard outside of the castle.
"Oh, no!" Yang chuckled in both being grossed out and highly amused at Neptune's misfortune.
"Oh, that is disgusting!" Weiss cringed.
"He's been through worse and gotten out just fine." View said. "He's been training with Jaune, this, while disgusting, is nothing.
And during this, explosions erupted outside from where Ozpin and Jr. where as Ozpin fired laser beams from his eyes as he tried to hit Garlic Jr. who effortlessly ran past them and launched himself towards Ozpin and headbutted him towards a column.
Garlic Jr. repeated the headbut and proceeded to beat down the elder. "WHERE. IS. YOUR. GOD. NOW!?" Garlic Jr. landed a punch so brute, it broke apart the column, nearly causing Ozpin to fall down below as his cane did.
"Damn, mean little bastard." Coco said, amazed by Jr.'s power.
"Makes you wonder how he's gonna be defeated despite his immortality." Velvet said with worry.
"I've got faith in them." Ruby said. "I believe that Jaune, Uncle Qrow, Neptune and Ozpin can beat him."
"We'll see, Ruby" Blake said. "But I don't know if the odds are up for their favour."
Garlic Jr. held Ozpin by his collar as he hanged over the edge. "So, Ozpin, why don't you pray for your life?" Jr. suggested. "And then, like every person who's ever prayed to you, I'll ignore it." Jr. mocked as he tightened his grip.
Ozpin growled at Jr. as he began to glow with an immense power. Before Jr. could do anything, he was suddenly , shot back by Ozpin's power, Jr crashing towards the wall as he fell flat on his face.
"Woah!" Ruby said, amazed by Ozpin's power in that moment.
"That is quite impressive." Winter compliment as she too was amazed by that brief power.
Ozpin hummed in interest. "I wonder how much power I hold in this world."
"Of course, you know this means war!" Garlic Jr. said, muffled due to his face on the ground.
Back inside of the castle, Midas was currently out of his mind as he drunkenly moved on a railing as his father watched.
"Midas!" Jaune cried out as he went for the stairs to catch his son. But Nicky and Ginger blocked his path. He then turned to Neptune. "Neptune! I take back what I said!" Jaune cried out. "Get my son!"
"Oh, now he wants his help." Ilia remarked with a roll of the eyes.
"Woohoo! I'm helping!" Neptune cried out in triumph as he ran up the stairs. As he got up to the level where Midas was, he was being confronted by Sansho.
"Go get him, Neptune" Ruby cheered on in the hopes that Neptune can save little Midas.
"I'mma break your butt" Sansho said as he charged towards Neptune as he took a ready stance. But before the minion could land a blow on the monk, the floor below him was destroyed, causing Sansho to fall down.
"Oh, thank god he's on our side." Neptune sighed inr elif as he went after Midas.
"I was aiming for the short, bald one, but..." Qrow admitted. "You'll do..." Qrow said as Sansho was getting out of the rubble.
"Kinda a dick thing to do, Uncle Qrow" Yang said with frown.
"What?" Qrow raised his hands up. "It's not me, it's...another me." Qrow said in defence. "Besides, I'm sure there must be a reason why."
"Well?" Yang waited.
"Well, I didn't say now..." Qrow said as Yang sighed.
"Ow! You mean!" Sounds of punches and someone being injured where heard in another room. Sansho then crashed into that room as Qrow walked towards him.
"Not so tough without your two backup dancers, are you, ugly?" Qrow insulted as he slow walked towards the minion.
"Now why you gotta be throwing out mean words like that?" Sansho asked as he got up again.
"Y'know, that's fair." Qrow seemingly agreed. "How 'bout I grab a couple of friends and try to murder you instead?" Qrow suggested.
"Well, personally, I think that would be uncalled for." Sansho said. But then Qrow suddenly landed a hard punch on Sansho, causing him to fly back through a few pillars and then finally to a wall.
"Your right." Qrow said. "Because unlike you..." Qrow raised his hands up towards Sansho and a ki blast shot from his hand and towards Sansho, giving one last grunt of pain before he dies.
People were amazed and shocked by Qrow's ability and his sudden kill.
"Damn, Ruby's uncle is kinda badass." Coco said.
"Kinda?" Qrow thought in offence.
"I don't need help..." Qrow stoically said as he walked away from the scene.
"You don't mean that, right Uncle Qrow?" Ruby asked.
Qrow just smiled at his niece. "I certainly don't mind it every now and then."
Jaune in the meanwhile was facing off against the two reaming minions as they began to form and pull swords out of their own bodies.
"Oh, c'mon, you guys! that's not fair!" Jaune said in disappointment. "I can't pull swords out of my body."
"STAND STILL AND YOU WILL!" Nicky shouted as he ran down a tower, heading towards Jaune as he dodged the blade swipes from the minions.
"No! No! No! No! No! No! No!" Jaune said each time he ducked under or just avoided being stabbed.
Pyrrha had an impressed smirk at Jaune's ability to dodge those blades at a quick pace. it was quite a remarkable trait. It made her wonder the person who trained Jaune these moves and how he effectively use them.
"I must say, Jaune is dodging them really well." Ren complimented.
"I know!" Nora said in agreement. "He's like a ninja!"
But then suddenly, one of the blades managed to slice through Jaune's thick hair. "No! my do!" Jaune cried out.
Yang flinched at this, feeling the same way Jaune did. If any of those guys cut her hair like that, they wouldn't say five seconds.
The young warrior then used his Power Pole against the minions, blocking their blades. Nicky nearly got the jump on the Arc.
"Stranger danger!" Jaune suddenly said. His Power Pole then started to quickly extend from the back, pushing back Nicky all the way back to a tower in the lower area.
"Woah!" Ruby said in awe. "What is that thing!?" Ruby asked as she had stars in her eyes.
"That is called a Power Pole." View answered. "A object that Jaune uses from time to time.
"Cool!" Ruby said.
"That shit gets longer?!" Ginger said disbelief.
"OH YEAH IT DOES!" Nicky groaned out in pain.
But before Ginger could attack again..."Jaune kick!" Jaune declared as he leaped from a vantage point and sent a powerful kick at Ginger, sending him in the air.
"Oh, that's cool, he's giving names to his attacks!" Ruby said.
"How is that cool?" Weiss asked. "It's just a waste of time."
"It can show the bad guys that we mean business" Ruby said. "Maybe we should try coming up with out own." Ruby stared to think, causing her partner to sigh.
Jaune then was about to preform his signature move and began to move his hands in motion. "Ka...me...ha...me..." Jaune said. charging it up.
"YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT!" Ginger said as he fired a large purple ki blast towards the young Arc.
"HAAA!" Jaune yelled out, firing a bright blue beam of energy towards Ginger as he was caught in the blast and it kept going.
"It looks like he does!" Velvet said with a grin of the blonde.
"Damn That is some move!" Yang said impressed.
"Frigging hell." Nicky thought as he was recovering from the attack. "Last time I take on a guy with a pole THAT big..." Nicky said until a light shown on him.
"Wait, what?" Ruby said, confused.
"INCOMING!" Ginger warned as and the Kamehameha wave was coming right for him.
"OH MY GOD!" Nicky screamed as he was hit with the wave and the entire section of the castle he was on exploded on impact, creating a massive cloud as Jaune watched on.
Ginger's hand was shaking within the rubble. "What a...a douchebag...Bleh" Ginger gasped as his hand went limp, the last two minions were now dead.
"At least he won't be bothering anyone anymore." Weiss said, happy that Jaune dealt with the minions.
"Now there's only Garlic Jr. left." Saphron pointed out.
"And I doubt he'll be much of a fighter" Kali said.
Inside of the castle, Ozpin was leaning back against a pillar as Garlic Jr. walked towards him.
"What's wrong, Ozpin? Fallen and can't get up?" The small gremlin mocked as Ozpin struggled to get up. "Do I need to push that big red button for you?"
Ozpin groaned as he fell onto Garlic Jr.'s shoulder.
"Okay, you making this weird, Ozpin"
"It is a little weird" Nora agreed.
Ozpin grunted. "We'll see how that immortality works out for you when I've blown us both into bits!" Ozpin said as he locked his hands together and charged himself with a blue glow and lighting was coming from him.
"Do you think it'll work?" Kali asked.
"I have doubts." Ghira said. "Even if it makes a sizeable impact, it doesn't change the fact that Garlic Jr. is still immortal.
Garlic Jr. was not even worried in the slightest. "Oh really? You want to stress test this? Sure, go ahead." Jr. insisted. "And while my men are scraping little green chunks off the wall, I'll be partying in my throne room with a harem of sexy demon skanks. Seriously, what part of "immortality" don't you understand?"
"While I do not like the rest of what he said," Glynda said with a frown. "I must say that the last part was correct."
"Maybe my other self is intending to inflict damage." Ozpin said.
"Actually, I'm with him." Qrow said as he walked into the room. "Imma have to ask you NOT to blow yourself up right now."
"Least Qrow wants to save him" Nora said.
"Yes, but only to save himself." View said.
"Really?" Ruby said in a disappointed tone.
"Yeah, still evil." View said.
"Well, well, it seems you've eluded my men." Garlic Jr. said.
"Yeah, sure, let's go with that." Qrow shrugged.
"Oh, god, they're all dead aren't they?" Garlic Jr. deadpanned.
"Yep!" Yang said with a smirk.
"Yep!" Jaune confirmed as he jumped into the room. "Thank goodness they were so incontinent."
"Looks like if you want someone killed right..." Garlic Jr. said as he turned in front of Jaune and Qrow with a menacing look. "You kill them yourself."
"Ooh, I might use that." Qrow said, impressed by the line as Garlic Jr. started to roar, as if something was about to happen.
"Good call." Qrow said in agreement with his other side as he began to think about situations to use that line, but without the kill.
"Does Garlic Jr. really intend to fight?" Blake asked.
"It would appear so. "Pyrrha said.
"Seriously, how can a guy that short and annoying can be so..." Weiss began until...
Jr. then roared a mighty yell and he suddenly increased in size and strength, becoming a very buff monster.
"Huh." Jaune simply said "For a second there, I swore he was gonna yell out "spaghetti" or something..."
"Why would he think that?" Winter asked.
Garlic Jr. then charged right through them as Jaune and Qrow barley blocked it but Garlic Jr knocked back while faced back against them. Garlic Jr. then fired a ki blast towards them, but luckily Jaune and Qrow managed to get out of the way, with Jaune getting Ozpin out of the way as well.
"Damn, he is one mean bruser!" Yang said, amazed by the fighting prowess of the large demon.
"He must of hidden this power." Blake said.
Qrow stood in front of the monster, standing in a fighting stance as Jaune tended to his former mentor. "Ozpin! Stay here and don't move!" Jaune told as he went to fight with Qrow.
"I swear if I didn't know you, I'd call you a smartass" Ozpin remarked.
"That would be the case" Weiss said.
"Hey, Jaune is a rather intelligent person when it comes to battle." Pyrrha said.
Weiss raised a brow. "And in this?"
Well, he does seem a little sidetrack from time to time, but can still focus when he needs to."
Qrow yelled as he went for a powerful punch, but did nothing the moment of impact on Jr.'s chest as he chuckled while Qrow was shocked. "Been bulking up since I installed the meatery."
Jaune then jumped in front of Qrow and started to punch Garlic Jr. in the chest while asking. "WHERE IS IT?! WHERE IS IT?! WHERE IS IT?! WHERE IS IT?! WHERE IS IT?! WHERE IS IT?! WHERE IS IT?!"
Weiss just sighed and facepalmed while the others chuckled at Jaune demanding to know where the meatery is.
"I'm sure you can find one in HELL!" Garlic Jr. roared as he charged up a ki blast and fired it point blank at Jaune and Qrow, creating a mass of damage throughout the castle.
"Jaune!" Saphron, Pyrrha and Velvet cried out for the blonde.
"Qrow!" Ruby and Yang cried out as well, worried for their uncle.
All while this was happening, Neptune was running through the castle, holding Midas and sing a jaunty tune.
"Crap! Crap!Crap!Crap! Crap!Crap!Crap! Crap!Crap!Crap! Crap!Crap!Crap! Crap!Crap!Crap!Crap!Crap! AAHH!" Neptune sang until a massive piece of the castle structure landed right on top of his head as it cracked it two, causing Neptune to be in a daze and fall to the ground and unintentionally drop Midas into a cavern below and rocks fell on top of him.
"Damn!" Yang said in shock at the massive structure. "Is Neptune even alive after that!?"
"Oh, sure." View waved off.
"But how?" Velvet asked.
"Jaune and Neptune have been trained to be so strong that not even bullets are enough to graze them." View explained.
"And just more on why I love this world." Yang grinned. "Even if it is a different version."
"Never mind that!" Weiss snapped. "What about Midas!?"
"He may be hurt!" Saphron said in great concern.
"Trust me, everyone" View said with his arms crossed. "Midas will be more than fine"
"How can you be so sure?" Ozpin asked.
"You'll see." View said with a grin.
Back with the fight, Jaune was on his own as he searched for the behemoth.
"TOOT TOOT!" Garlic Jr shouted as he suddenly came out of nowhere and grabbed Jaune's head.
Qrow was currently crouched over as he was checking his hand. "Er, my wrist." Qrow hissed. "It doesn't hurt a lot, but it's definitely uncomfortable." Qrow thought to himself.
"Maybe I should get a wrist brace or somethi..." Qrow thought until the loud sounds of steps coming towards him.
"PAIN TRAIN's COMING!" Garlic Jr. yelled as he headed for Qrow with Jaune in hand.
Garlic Jr. then sntached Qrow as well with Jaune saying. "Hey, Qrow." Like he was greeting a chum.
"Is he really greating me when we're getting our ass's handed to us" Qrow asked as he rubbed his temples."
"Yeah." Nora grinned. "He's just nice like that.
Garlic Jr then crashed through a wall and was falling in the air. "Next stop?!"
"ROCK BOTTOM!" Garlic Jr. roared as he slammed both fighters into the ground below.
"I get it..." Jaune said through a muffled voice.
"I do too!" Ruby said with a smile.
Jaune and Qrow managed to get out of Jr.'s grip and jump far from the demon to gain some distance.
"That's it, taking off my clothes!" Jaune said as he removed his orange and blue gi off him.
"Oh, please do..." Pyrrha said with dreamy smile.
"Pyrrha, please..." Ren sighed.
"Hush you!" Pyrrha hissed. "I need this more than anyone!"
"Wait, why would you even bring your weighted gi?" Qrow asked, confused.
"Why would you?" Jaune asked back as Qrow removed his cloak.
"Because I don't have a house to leave them in!" Qrow snapped as he threw his cloak away and took of his turban.
"Why don't you just buy a house with the Ox King's money?" Jaune stupidly suggested as Qrow looked at him.
Weiss, just gave a simple sigh and Qrow was just dumbfounded by the blonde
"What world do you live in?" Qrow asked.
"One with a house." Jaune dumbly answered. "And a wife. And a son!" Jaune smiled.
Qrow however was less than impressed. "I really don't care for you right now."
Qrow was in a similar agreement with his counterpart. "For some reason, that Jaune kid reminds me of Tai when we were younger"
Qrow then led the charge as he yelled and ran straight towards the demon, with Jaune following suit.
Garlic Jr. stood his ground, ready for the pair to attack. "Give me your best sho..."
Jr. didn't have time to finish his words as Jaune and Qrow landed a shot into his gut at the same time, causing great pain for the immortal being. Jaune and Qrow yelled with power at the same time as they both charged a kit blast into his chest and fired away as Jr. yelled as he was launched away from them and was currently trapped under some rubble.
"Hell yeah!" Yang pumped up. "Fire away!"
"They're not done yet." Blake said. "Jr, still immortal so they're gonna have to keep going to stop him."
"And that's the way the garlic crumbles." Jaune quipped with a satisfied smirk at his success.
"You do realize he's immortal." Ozpin pointed out, having gotten to the fight just in time.
"Pretty sure you chop garlic." Qrow said.
"Are they really having this discussion while their enemy is near?" Winter asked.
"Seriously. He wished for immortality before you showed up." Ozpin said, hoping to warn them in time.
"Either way, I'd call this another win for Jaune Arc!" Jaune said with a proud smirk.
"Like hell it is." Qrow remarked. "I was there to Tai-I mean kid!" Qrow said, quickly correcting himself before anyone could notice.
"Excuse me? That was my kill." Qrow insisted, growing annoyed at the human's false boasting.
"He's going to get up at any moment." Ozpin continued in trying to get their attention. "He's got this technique too and it's..."
"Qrow, it's not a competition." Jaune said in a patronising tone. "I already won."
Qrow growled in annoyance of the blonde. "Just like Tai, thinking he's always the freaking winner."
"Wasn't that usually the case?" Ozpin asked with a smirk.
"No! It wasn't!" Qrow snapped in annoyance.
"You can still sense him!" Ozpin pointed out. "He's not..."
"I am going to wear your entrails as sweatpants!" Qrow threatened.
"I can literally see the debris shaking!" Ozpin yelled in frustration as what he said was true.
"Does no one listen?" Ozpin sighed.
"It appears that Mr Arc and Qrow are blinded by their petty competition. "Glynda said in annoyance.
Qrow and Jaune yelled at each other as they charged towards one another, hoping to be the true victor until...
Garlic Jr. suddenly smashed the debris away with an angry scowl on his face. "I AM ONE HUNDRED AND TEN PERCENT DONE!" Garlic Jr. yelled.
Garlic Jr. then gave a mighty roar as the debris around him started to float up and a massive sky hole started to manifest. within the sky hole, a black hole was slowly growing out of it.
"Holy crap!" Yang said.
"What's happening!?" Velvet said in a worried voice.
"I don't know." Qrow said. "But I don't think it'll be good."
Jaune and Qrow in the meantime were currently busy fighting with each other to notice until the walkway they were on suddenly was destroyed, causing both of them to fall.
In fact, all of the castle started to crumble and be destroyed due to the portal, the remaining pieces were being sucked into the portal.
"This is the Dead Zone!" Garlic Jr. showed as his body was covered in a light. "The same dimension you banished my dear father to, Ozpin!"
"So is that how your father receive conjugal visits!?" Ozpin asked with snark while hanging onto something.
"Ha! Nice!" Coco laughed.
"I can give the rare remarked when I want to" Ozpin simply said.
"Eat a dick, you wrinkled green dustbin!" Jr. roared with rage.
The castle continued to be torn apart due to the Dead Zone. Qrow was currently flying through the air. "No! My castle!" Qrow cried out as Jaune suddenly grabbed onto his leg.
Jaune was currently wrapped around a pillar. "Hey, Qrow! He's not dead!" Jaune said.
"Yeah, how 'bout that?!" Qrow sarcastically said.
"Yeah, how about that?!" Ozpin repeated.
"Way to state the obvious during certain death, Jaune." Coco said, but couldn't help but chuckle.
"Well, then..." Qrow spoke. "This victory is MINE!" Qrow remarked as he jumped and fired a ki bolt towards Garlic Jr...which did nothing as it merely bounces off him.
"Really?" Qrow said, annoyed that his attack didn't work.
Jaune just watched. "You want I should take a turn?" Jaune asked.
"Shove it, Arc!" Qrow insulted.
Neptune in the meantime was finally waking up after his injures. He suddenly realized what was happening and was in a panic. "OH GOD NO!" Neptune said as he lifted in the air.
"Everyone is getting sucked today!" Garlic Jr. declared. "Demons! Humans! And gods alike!" Jr. said as everyone there hanged on for their lives. "It's even sucking up your children!"
"LEAVE MY DADDY ALONE!" Midas Arc cried out in rage as the rubble under him was instantly destroyed and Midas stood there in complete rage at the demon.
"Midas!?" Weiss cried out in shock by the young boys sheer rage power.
"Where did this come from!?" Yang asked.
"He's gonna get hurt!" Kali said, not wanting to see a toddler get hurt by Jr.
"Huh?" Garlic Jr. said in confusion.
"Midas!?" Jaune said in awe at his son. "Neptune! you had one job!" Jaune said in annoyance.
"Oh-oh! How cute!" Garlic Jr. mocked as Midas glared at him. "And what is the four-year-old going to do to stop me..."
Midas wasted no time as his eyes went blank and fired a mighty energy wave from him and blasted it towards Garlic Jr.
"Ahh!" Garlic Jr. moaned as he was instantly sucked into the Dead Zone, never to return again.
"Wait, the fu..." Yang was about to curse in confusion.
This caused the entire Dead Zone to shatter like glass as in its place was bright sky above.
"Did...Did Midas just beat Garlic Jr.?" Ruby asked, shocked that Jaune's son was able to beat the immortal being by sending him through the dimension.
"It would appear so." Ozpin said, astounded and impressed by the boy's power at such a young age.
"How does a boy that young posses such extraordinary power?" Winter asked.
"Well, at least Garlic Jr. is now banished in the Dead Zone." Pyrrha said.
"Like father like son apparently." Ozpin said.
Moments later, Midas woke up in his fathers arms. "Huh? Daddy!" Midas cried out in happiness.
"Hey son!" Jaune causally greeted as he set his son down.
"What happened?" Midas asked, having no memory of his outburst.
"I dunno." Jaune admitted. "I think I won."
"You did not!" Qrow remarked. "Ya kid did!"
"Qrow, please." Ozpin said.
"Your the best Daddy!" Midas said in admiration of his father.
"Uh huh!" Jaune agreed with a smirk. "Let's go as, Mid home!" Jaune said as he grabbed his power pole. "It's almost time for dickfast."
"What?" Blake said in confusion.
"I think Jaune may have been hit in the head a few many times." Ren said.
Jaune, Ozpin, Neptune and Midas walked away from the shattered castle to go back to their regular lives. All in the meanwhile, Qrow watched from above at the group.
"I'm gonna steal that kid" Qrow said, setting a goal in mind.
"What!?" Weiss cried out.
"Why would he do that?" Glynda asked.
"It'll be for another time." View said.
"It's still creepy that he would just say that." Yang said.
Midas hung onto his fathers leg as he rode on a flying cloud as a narrator chimed into the scene.
"And so, the brave Jaune Arc and his son defeated the evil Garlic Jr.,with the help of Qrow, Ozpin, and the greatest ally known to mankind..." The Narrator spoke.
"The sex master and kung-fu legend, Neptune!" Neptune's voice suddenly came through the narrators voice as the scene was set to a house in the middle of the ocean.
"Wait, was this entire story just Neptune telling a story." Ruby said, confused by this.
"Apparently so." Blake said.
"But who's he telling it to?" Velvet asked.
"Yeah, OK, so I'm gonna have to stop you right there." A voice spoke to Neptune as he was on the phone with someone.
"First question. Why would he summon the Dead Zone? The only thing that could defeat him?" The man on the other side of the phone asked.
"OK, y'know, I wrote myself into a corner with that whole immortality thing." Neptune shyly admitted. "Pretty much regretted it immediately after."
"So, that's why Midas suddenly came out of nowhere" Winter said.
"Doesn't explain his immense power" Glynda chimed in.
"Second question. And I mean no offense, Why exactly were you there?"
"I do bring a certain humanistic edge to the setting." Neptune said.
"And why did you write yourself getting peed on?" The voice asked.
"The better question is... how much will you pay me to get peed on?" Neptune slyly asked as the man on the other side of the phone smirked.
"You're gonna go far in this business." The man said.
"Woohoo!" Neptune cheered on.
"Freaking film producers" Qrow groaned.
The film,
"SKYGINA"
was eventually produced.
It grossed 7 billion zeni in its first week.
Due to Krillen's lack of foresight, however, as well as a convoluted contract, he received no money from the film and was stricken from the credits.
He now lives, broke as the day he was born, at Kame House.
"Poor Neptune" Ruby said in sympathy.
"Honestly, I'd rather not be associated with that film if I were him" Weiss said.
Dragon Ball Z Abridged
DEAD ZONE
The screen then turned off as the movie ended.
"So, what did everyone think?" View asked.
"Well, it was, certainly something." Ozpin said.
"Even though it is very different from the other times you showed us, I still liked it." Yang said. "Though I do have a question for this. Why doesn't Jaune do that Super Saiyan thing?"
"Because this is an earlier point in Jaune's life where he has not gained that ability." View explained, making Yang sigh and nod in response.
"I loved seeing Midas" Saphron said with a smile. "I wish I got to know more about him."
"I tend to agree." Weiss said, getting shocked looks from her team mates.
"Really?" Blake said.
Weiss sighed in response. "I know what I said about my relationship with Arc before, but I must say that I do wish to learn more about Midas."
"Well, you'll get that soon enough." View said. "Because we'll be seeing this world a few more times, along with the other Dragon Ball world to balance them out" View explained.
"I quite like the sound of that" Pyrrha said.
"Glad to hear it." view smirked. he then left the area to let the audience sit and relax until the next world is shown.
"I never did get my castle." Qrow grumbled.
Thanks for reading this chapter of Worlds of Arc.
I love Dragon Ball Z Abridged. It's actually the show that got me into Dragon Ball in the first place. Sometimes I actually feel like the abridged series is like a dub of its own.
Also, I'm gonna address something first. The casting DBZ Abridged and in the actual continuity will be different in some areas. Like example Frieza may be played by either Cinder or Whitley. Or another example Vegeta will be played by Adam in the abridged and played by Ren in the actual show.
I also finally had a chance to watch Dragon Ball Super: Broly. And holy crap, it was amazing! There were so many moments of the film I enjoyed and It even introduced me to Broly of the first time. I'll even watch the first three films where he appeared in to see how they compare.
People have been asking me to do scenes from the film. And I am actual quite tempted to do the whole film. But that'll come after I finish the while Spider-Man PS4 (And yes, I know you want me to do it, it just takes time and effort to do it. I do listen, and I will at some point get back to it when I feel motivated.)
Anyway. Thanks for reading this chapter of Worlds of Arc. See you next chapter, Thanks and see you around!