Ludens45: Yes.
Agent-G: I apologize for that, I've been thinking about using Grammarly, but need another opinion.
Anthony Galupo: No. I don't hate it, I just don't want to.
Fyr RedNight: Glad you liked it. You may just like it.
SGArkosfan: Well, I may as well. That is an interesting fact to hear, the more you know.
Adislt: I think I could do that.
Dragon Bone Z: Funny story. I may just take a look.
Stratos263: Yep.
MadTitan9: Sounds interesting to use.
ENDDRAGON369: NINE-NINE!
Gamelover41592: It'll be worth the wait, my friend.
The Composcreator: Hell yeah!
Razmire: check the Authors note below.
Slyrocker: I haven't seen the second one and I don't really want to watch the 2016 one, the trailer didn't make it funny even though its cast was SNL cast that I find hilarious. NINE-NINE!
Tonytaker: Thanks.
Pedrofaria339: Sounds interesting.
Docron: I may want to use Far from Home soon.
BusterBlue12: I will try and do something related to SWTOR, but for Jaune, either Sith Warrior or Jedi Knight for him.
Rinter215: Good character suggestions.
Guest: Maybe.
Back in View's dimension, the audience were currently relaxing after seeing the vents from the Ghostbusters world, expect for Sun who was still mortified after seeing a specific scene.
But with help with Blake, he did manage to overcome that, but couldn't overcome the teasing from Yang.
View came into the room, holding a blue orb in his hand and gained the attention of the audience.
"So, what world have you cooked up this time?" Qrow asked, drinking from his flask.
"Well, this world should be fairly normal." View said.
"Aw, so no awesome explosions?" Nora pouted.
"Not at this instance." View said, though he did have to think on the answer. "No, in this world, Jaune is a Detective in the 99th Precinct" View answered.
"A respectable position" Winter nodded in agreement. "He must take his job very seriously."
"Nope" View said, causing Winter to frown and Ruby, Yang and Qrow to smirk at that answer.
"So, what case will Mr Arc be solving?" Ironwood asked.
"Well, in this viewing, he is currently off duty." View said. "But, this will show his ability as a tactical genius."
"Interesting." Ozpin hummed as he drank his coffee.
"I curious as well to see my little brother as a cop." Saphron said as her son just babbled.
"Well then wait no longer!" View exclaimed as he threw the orb, causing the screen to light up and everyone watched to see the events unravel.
The screen showed an outside shot of a police precinct, it then changed to the inside, where cops we're working their duties and one of them showed two men in a horse costume being hauled away while fighting each other.
A policewoman was nearly caught in the way of the fight as she tried to get to her desk. This was Detective Weiss Schnee, who was not having a pleasant time.
"Hey, look Weiss," Ruby pointed at. "Looks like you're a cop here to!" Ruby said with excitement.
Weiss rolled her eyes at her partner's childish behaviour. "But I must say, I do think I would be suitable for a role such as this." Weiss grinned.
"And here goes the ego." Yang groaned quietly.
"Sorry, Sarge" Weiss apologized as she was forced against the desk by the two. "Ugh, Halloween is the worst." Weiss groaned in disgust, talking to her fellow detective, Jaune Arc.
"Everyone's drunk, wearing a mask and carrying a fake gun." The white haired policewoman listed out. "Plus all the girls think they have to dress sexy"
"Do you really hate Halloween, Weiss?" Ruby asked.
"Out of all the holidays, Halloween is my least favourite" Weiss said.
"But it's such a fun night!" Ruby insisted. "It just so happens to be the same night where..."
"Your birthday takes place" Yang, Weiss and Blake all said at once, surprising the red reaper.
"I know, that is the worst, please make them stop" Jaune falsely pleaded.
"Yes, please, I too can't bear to see it." Qrow sarcastically remarked.
"I passed a slutty tree on the way here." Weiss said as an example. "Who wants to have sex with a tree?"
"Was it a maple?" Asked one of the incompetent cops, Scully.
"Was it a maple?" Jaune asked as well.
Weiss just gave the blonde a look of annoyance before walking back to her desk. But just then, Jaune's best friend Neptune came in wearing his Halloween outfit that was a chef's outfit and a red haired wig.
"What is he wearing?" Winter asked.
"It appears to be a chef, I think." Glynda said.
"Buon Giorno, Buon Giorno" Neptune greeted in a different language. "Pretty cool 'Stume, huh?"
"Stume?" Jaune said with a raised brow.
"Short for costume" Neptune said.
"Not that again" Sun groaned at the nickname. He heard it back home and he didn't want to hear it here.
"Ah." Jaune said in understanding. "All right, let me guess. You are dumpy Chuck Norris?" Jaune guessed.
Neptune was annoyed by that answer. "No, I'm..."
"Dumpy Ron Weasley." Blake suddenly guessed as she walked past.
"Ha! Nice!" Yang complimented her partner.
"No!" Neptune whined.
"You guys, stop it" Their Sargent commanded who was Yatsuhashi. "He put thought into his costume, and he is obviously Miranda from Sex and the City."
"Guys, I'm Mario Batali!" Neptune suddenly declared. "Molto Mario? Celebrity chef?" Neptune listed out. "Ginger Prince of Little Italy?"
"Funny enough, Neptune is the same." Sun said. "He always tries and makes us guess what costume he's wearing and we could never get it."
"So you give out fake answers to annoy him?" Blake asked.
"Yeah, it's hilarious." Sun grinned.
"Is he also a homeless troll doll?" Jaune asked. "Because you look like a homeless troll doll"
Neptune huffed in anger but was called out by a guy in cuffs being led to his cell. "Hey, sweet Batali costume, dude." The guy complimented.
"Thank you!" Neptune said to the criminal. "There's a man with impeccable taste."
"He bit a guy's butt off at a W.N.B.A. game" Jaune said as he read out his file as Weiss cringe in disgust.
"Well that's a pain in the ass, hey?" Yang joked.
"Yang..." Blake groaned as she rubbed her temples.
"Eric Stoltz from Mask." Jaune grinned.
Neptune, having enough of this, went with it. "I'll take it."
The screen then changed to a briefing room with Yatsuhashi and Ozpin at the front.
"Hey look, Coco," Velvet pointed. "Yatsu is there as well."
Coco nodded in response. "I guess so, Vel."
"And it appears that you are in this as well, Ozpin" Glynda said.
"So it seems." Ozpin hummed. "I appear to be their captain while Mr Daichi is the sergeant"
"I hope you're all well rested." Yatsuhashi said. "It's gonna be a busy night."
"The holding cells completely full." Jaune informed. "I keep having to separate Hillary Clinton and Kim Jong-Un." Jaune said.
The screen then quickly changed to a holding cell filled with costumed prisoners while in the middle were two people making out.
"Stop it!" Jaune demanded as he got in the cell and tried to separate them. "Stop making out!
"Hey no!" Jaune said as he tried to pull them apart. "What would Bill say?" Jaune asked in a serious tone.
"Oh, I remember those days." Ironwood said, remembering how he and Winter would deal with drunks in costume.
Back in the briefing room.
"We need two undercovers at the Dekalb street warehouse part." Ozpin said. "Uh, Vasilias." Ozpin pointed out. "You're already in costume as, uh, Joy Behar?"
"I'm Mario Batali." Neptune answered, annoyed.
Sun couldn't help but laugh at the fact that even the Headmaster of Beacon couldn't guess the costume.
"Okay." Ozpin simply said. "And, uh, Schnee, you go with him." Ozpin ordered.
"Yes sir." Weiss accepted. "Damn it." She said under her breath.
"Oh come on, I thought you liked hanging out with Neptune?" Nora said.
"Not when it's Halloween." Weiss said.
"Schnee, I know that you hate Halloween, but stick with me, and I promise you, you will love it." Neptune said with assurance.
"Can you magically make everyone kind, sober and fully dressed?" Weiss asked
"Kind, sober and fully dressed." Jaune repeated. "Good news everyone, we found the name of Schnee's sex tape!" Jaune exclaimed as a few chuckles came while Weiss glared at the blonde.
"HEY!" Weiss fumed with anger at the notion, as did Winter. Yang was laughing in hysterics.
"That is amazing!" Yang cackled.
"It most certainly is not!" Winter frowned.
Nora laughed along with Yang while Pyrrha giggled and Ren tried not to smile.
BROOKLYN NINE-NINE
"Catchy music" Ruby commented.
The opening credits ended as it went back to the bullpen and Jaune walked with a triumphant look on his face.
"Well, ring it up, nerds." Jaune called out. "I just arrested my first Halloween idiot of the season" Jaune said as behind him was a man dressed like a banana, being escorted to a cell.
"He was trying to rob a bank but he had a little trouble with the getaway."
The screen then cut away to Jaune standing in front of a bank as the banana man was currently trapped in the doors due to his costume and firemen was trying to get him out.
"Trying to "split" huh?" Jaune jokes with a grin on his face.
"Oh no..." Ruby groaned.
"Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get out on "A peel" Jaune jokes as he turned to the onlookers behind him.
"Please stop..." Blake groaned.
"Please keep going!" Yang encourage. "I need to write these down!"
"I'm so glad you're stuck." Jaune said. "I've got a million of these."
The criminal then went for the money.
"No, no, don't touch the money!" Jaune warned.
Suddenly, blue paint was splattered on his face the moment he touched the bag.
"Wow, I guess he..." Yang was about to joke until Weiss placed her hand over her mouth.
"We don't need two people making terrible puns." Weiss warned.
The screen then changed back to Jaune and the other cops.
"I swear these purps are so stupid" Jaune shook his head in disappointment. "I would make a better criminal then any of them."
"Yeah you would you'd be an evil mastermind and everyone would call you the handsome bandit!" Neptune said in support for his best friend.
"Laying on there a bit thick." Sun said.
"Thank you, Neptune" Jaune thanked.
"And the best part is that none of you can catch me" Jaune said with a confident smirk on his face, causing a brief rabble amongst his co-workers.
"I'm fairly certain you would be caught" Ozpin said while holding a cup of coffee. "No, scratch that, I'm one hundred percent sure, you'd be caught."
"Oh, oh, oh!" Jaune laughed as he stopped leaning and stood up properly to face his captain with a smirk. "Alright, challenge accepted."
"Oh no..." Saphron said quietly, knowing full well what Jaune was about to do.
"Is he gonna...?" Terra asked.
"Yeah, he is." Saphron sighed.
"What? What is he about to do?" Pyrrha asked.
"I didn't issue a challenge." Ozpin said as he drank his coffee.
"Fine I'll issue it for you." Jaune continued. "What's the most valuable thing in your office?" The blonde asked.
Ozpin thought on this for a moment and answered. "My medal of Valour"
"God, you're such a hero." Jaune rolled his eyes.
"My thoughts exactly" Qrow said. "Who gives a damn about a hunk of metal?"
"It shows a level of respect and worth in field of battle" Winter remarked, glaring at the drunk reaper.
"Hate to tell 'ya, Ice Queen, but action speaks louder than words."
"Alright, how about this? I will bet you that by midnight, tonight, I can steal the Medal of Valour from your office." Jaune proclaimed.
"Hmm, a very bold move from the Arc boy" Ironwood said, a little impressed by his determination.
"Indeed." Ozpin said. "I am very intrigued indeed."
"Why would I possibly agree to that?" Ozpin asked.
"Because if I lose, I will work the next five weekends," Jaune offered. "No overtime. And I won't tell anyone here about the time I saw you wearing short-shorts outside of work."
The students couldn't help but chuckle at that.
"I never thought you were a fan of short shorts, Oz" Qrow chuckled.
"Remind me, don't you prance around in those speedos of yours?" Ozpin retorted.
"Touché"
"But if I win!"
"You won't," Ozpin quickly added.
"You have to do all of my paperwork tonight, the busyness and spookiest night of the year." Jaune said while waving his hands around in a fake scary voice when he added spookiest.
"And, you have to publicly state that I am a amazing detective...slash genus." Jaune finished with a cocky grin to his face.
"He's getting ahead of himself" Weiss shook her head.
"And this won't interfere with you doing your job?" Ozpin asked, as if he were willing to accept the challenge.
"You mean my job as a amazing detective slash genius?" Jaune asked, to which Ozpin nodded his head to. "No it will not. I'll do all of my work, guaranteed." Jaune said with a straight face.
"I'm considering it." Ozpin said and paused for a few seconds. "I'm interested...I agree to participate." Ozpin agreed as he stuck his hand out.
"Alright!" Jaune said with excitement. "There's the robot I fell in love with"
"On no..." Saphron groaned.
"Is something the matter, Mr's Arc?" Ozpin asked.
"Headmaster, you don't know how relentless my brother can be when it comes to a challenge like this" Saphron said.
"Please," Weiss rolled her eyes. "I will admit that these worlds can show different aspects of Arc but I doubt this or our version can outsmart Ozpin of all people."
"It does seem doubtful." Ozpin said.
"Okay," Saphron said. "Don't say I didn't warn you."
Night time came as Blake entered the bullpen with a suspect. "Hey. Sister Steve here got mugged." Blake informed the sergeant.
"Some guy dressed as the Royal Baby punched him and took his wallet." Blake said while laughing, much to the victim's annoyance.
"She keeps laughing at me." The guy complained to Yatsu.
"Now that's not a nice thing to do, Blake" Kali teasingly scolded.
"It's not me, Mom" Blake groaned at her mother's teasing.
"I can't tell you how many Nuns I wanted to beat up in catholic school. Ten." Blake said with a glint in her eye.
"I didn't know you went to catholic school." Yatsu said, interested.
"Good." Blake said. "You shouldn't know it." Blake said in a monotone voice.
"Wow, this version of Blake sounds intense." Nora commented.
"Yeah." Coco said in agreement.
"I get it. You're so mysterious and tough." Yatsu said. "But you know what I think? You're actually a big softy."
"No, I think she's really mean." The suspect said.
"I am not!" Blake protested.
"You probably read a Maya Angelou poem at your graduation and cried." Yatsu suggested.
"Didn't graduate." Blake said. "Had to leave."
"Why? What'd you do?" Yatsu asked, wanting to know the answer.
"Here's a hint." Blake said as she leaned in. "I'm not gonna tell you." Blake flat out denied.
"Oh, I'm gonna find out anyway." Yatsu said, still determined while Blake scoffed. "I'm a detective. I will detect!"
"Just like the big guy to investigate something." Coco said.
"Yeah, he's always wanting to see something to the end." Velvet said in agreement.
Jaune was already in the first stage of his plan and that was, talk to Ozpin's personal assistant and his childhood friend, Nora.
"Huh, it appears that you're in this as well, Nora" Pyrrha observed.
"Cool!" Nora said.
"Hey." Jaune greeted. "Got an arrest file here for the captain" Jaune said as he handed the file. "Drunk and disorderly."
Jaune then causally sat on her desk. "So, anyways...Nora! We never talk anymore!" Jaune said in a friendly tone. "How's the dance troupe? Did you get a haircut? What's the captain's schedule like today?"
"I'm in a dance group?" Nora said. "I must be an expert dancer!"
"You might as well be." Yang commented. "I mean the why you guys were at the dance, it made it seem like you guys practised it."
"Yeah..." Pyrrha laughed nervously. "Sure does seems like it."
Nora shook her head at this. "I'm not gonna help you rob him, Jaune. I'm his assistant, and I take that job incredibly seriously."
"You're literally making paper airplanes out of police reports right now." Jaune pointed out.
"Well, how am I supposed to get it into that garbage can?" Nora asked as she tossed one right into the bin.
"She does make a fine point" Nora said.
"No she doesn't!" Winter remarked.
"Come on." Jaune pleaded.
"Fine," Nora said as she gave in. "Captain's got a meeting downstairs in ten minutes." Nora informed.
This made Jaune grin widely. "You're the best." Jaune thanked as he kissed her head. "What does your skin taste like?"
"Dina Lohan. I'm wearing her face lotion." Nora said.
"That's it." Jaune nodded as he left.
The screen then cut to a streets with Neptune asking a few questions to two civilians, after getting the answers he got, he walked back to Weiss, wearing a skeleton costume, much to her annoyance.
"Okay, Party's around the corner. Tipster said there'll be a huge amount of drug activity." Neptune informed.
"Why is this costume so stiff?" Weiss asked as she tried to move around in it. "And what is that smell?"
"The department never washes them, so it's probably vomit." Neptune said, much to Weiss's disgust.
"Ew" Weiss cringed.
"Aw come on, Weiss." Yang said. "Something wrong with your funny bone?" Yang grinned.
Weiss just glared at her teammate.
"Hey!" Neptune said as he pulled something out of his pocket. "I got you a chocolate!" Neptune said as he held an eyeball type chocolate for her. "Yet another great thing about Halloween, chocolate!"
"Thanks..." Weiss said in a less than enthusiastic tone. "Oh look," Weiss pointed to a bunch of people in costume. "Raggedy Ann is drinking vodka right from the bottle."
"Eh, I've seen worse things on Halloween." Qrow shrugged.
"People think if they put on a costume, they can just get away with anything they want." Weiss complained, explaining another reason why she hates Halloween.
"Halloween is Christmas for jerks." Weiss stated.
"Hey!" Ruby said, offended. "I am never a jerk on Halloween!"
Yang just blankly stared at her little sister, remembering all the things she did on her birthday.
"Come on, Ma'am. No open containers." Weiss instructed the drinker who couldn't care less.
"Oh, and why should I listen to you, bone person?" The woman slurred, mockingly at Weiss.
"It's called a skeleton." Weiss corrected. "It's a very common word. Just put the vodka away." Weiss told again, Neptune trying to shush her.
"You guys are cops?" The woman said with clear annoyance. "These guys are cops!" The woman called out to the rest of her friends who booed at Neptune and Weiss.
"Throw an egg at them!" One of the suggested.
"It seems like a mean thing to do" Nora pouted.
"I know." Yang said in agreement. "It wasn't egg-cellent." Yang smiled as everyone just groaned in pain at the joke.
"God damn it, Yang." Coco groaned.
Back at the 99th precinct, Ozpin in his office as he was reading something over. But he was distracted by some small rubble falling on his laptop and sounds were occurring above him.
Ozpin paid attention and looked up. "Are you in my ceiling, Arc?"
"...No..." Jaune muffled voice came out of the ceiling.
"How'd he get up in there?" Kali asked.
"He must be very determined once he set his mind onto something." Ghira said.
"Or very stupid." Ilia commented.
"So, what's the plan?" Ozpin asked as he leaned back in his chair. "You wait for me to leave my office, lower yourself down, take my medal and win the bet?" Ozpin asked.
"Who are you taking to? There's no one up here." Jaune's voice rang out.
"Arc, just so you know," Ozpin said as he got up from his chair. "Right now, I am taking my medal off the wall..." Ozpin said as he did so. "And placing it in a locked safe whose combination is known only to me" Ozpin recapped as he did exactly that.
"The safe, in turn, is locked in the cabinet." Ozpin said as he closed the door and locked it. "The only key to that cabinet is on my person."
"Well, that is going to be even more difficult." Ren commented.
"I don't know how Jaune is going to win this." Pyrrha said.
"I doubt he will." Weiss remarked.
"Weiss..." Ruby groaned.
"What? I'm just being honest." Weiss said in defence. "Ozpin has that medal locked up. I doubt Jaune would be able to get it out.
Ozpin got up, with the key by his side. "I'm off to my meeting. Good luck with your plan." Ozpin said as he began to leave his office.
"You think that scares me?" Jaune scoffed. "I laugh in the face of adversity!" Jaune cried out as Ozpin locked the door to his office.
"Yeah! You tell him, Jaune-Jaune!" Nora shouted in support for her leader.
"Nora." Ren said, trying to calm his partner down.
"Are you still there?" Jaune asked as he didn't know the office was empty.
"Captain, are you still there? I can't hear-" Jaune asked as he suddenly fell from the ceiling and crashed on to the ground, taking the ceiling with him.
"Ow..." Jaune groaned in pain.
"That's gotta hurt" Yang winced.
"Hopefully he'll be okay." Ruby said.
"He's been through a lot worse." Pyrrha assured.
The screen went black for a brief second before changing back to the view of the precinct at night and back inside, where Jaune was handing over a criminal.
"Here you go. Don't touch the butter" The blonde cop advised. He then turned to see Weiss and Neptune covered in eggs.
"What happen? I thought you guys were supposed to be at the warehouse part." Jaune said.
"We got egged." Weiss said in disgust as she tangled with her hair. "Some of the shell got in my contacts and my hair and my mouth and my bra."
"I can't tell if that's hot or not" Jaune said.
"Not hot. "Weiss answered for him. "Egg shell in my bra is not hot."
"Well, it's kinda hot." Jaune shrugged. "Boobs go in a bra. Up top" Jaune said as he raised his hand up.
"Disgusting!" Weiss said.
"Well..." Qrow was about to say until he was stopped by both Glynda and Winter, giving him a very heated glare.
"Not one word." Glynda glared.
Qrow raised his hands up causally. "Alright fine..."
Neptune than air fives him. "Whoo! My man!" Jaune said.
"Well, it sounds like costume duty is going great." Jaune commented.
"So great." Neptune grinned "We're having the best time. Right Weiss." Neptune said as he nudged her.
"I wish I was dead." Weiss deadpanned while Jaune just hummed in response.
"So great." Yang remarked.
"How's the unwinnable bet going?" Weiss asked with a smirk.
"Well, on the one hand, I fell through the ceiling and onto a pencil, but on the other hand, I also badly bruised my brain." Jaune said.
"Ah, I've had those time from time." Nora said.
"I should say that explains so much, but I feel like that's only a small part." Weiss said quietly.
"If you wanted to make a bet with Ozpin, you should 'a made a bet you could win." Blake said. "Like who wears more denim jackets."
"That was one time!" Jaune said. "You guys never forget anything." Jaune shook his head.
"Did Jaune ever wear anything like that?" Saphron asked.
"No." Ren answered.
"You know, frankly, I'm a little surprised you don't think I can win this thing." Jaune said. "You're always telling me how I'm the best.
Cut away to Jaune at his desk and Neptune walking to him. "You're the best, Jaune." Neptune complimented and handed him coffee.
Cut to Jaune in the paper room. "Paperwork delivery." Jaune said as he handed a stack of papers.
"You're the best, Jaune!" Neptune said.
Cut to Jaune in the restroom.
"Jaune, you're the best." Neptune said from within a toilet.
"Thank you, Neptune." Jaune said.
Cut back to the bullpen.
"Yeah, maybe it's just Neptune" Jaune said in realization as the blue haired cop just shrugged.
"He does encourage us a little too much." Sun said.
"Look, Jaune, I love you like you're one of my daughters" Yatsu said.
"Really?" Jaune said with a raised brow.
"Oh, I didn't he had kids." Velvet said, fondly. She was happy to hear that he had a family in this world.
"Good for him." Coco said in agreement.
"But it's not about you or how smart you are." Yatsu said. "It's about Captain Ozpin. The man's a genius."
"He's had your number at every turn."
"Well," Jaune spoke as he got up from his desk. "Not this day...turn...time." Jaune said, much to his Sargent confusion.
"Sorry, I'm pretty sure I had a concussion back there." Jaune said as he suddenly was about to fall "Here I come." Jaune said until Yatsu catches him and lifted him back on the ground.
"Oh, strong." Jaune commented as he was placed on his chair.
"I do wonder how Arc will try and take the medal." Winter said.
"At this point, I have a few doubts" Glynda said.
"I'm still willing to see the results unfold" Ozpin said.
Moments later, Blake and Yatsu were currently inside the interrogation room as a row of people dressed like Royal Babies lined up.
"Okay, here's the first set of Royal Babies I rounded up." Blake showed to the victim.
"Popular costume." Blake said towards Yatsu.
She then turned to the victim. "Any of these guys look familiar?"
"Maybe the third guy?" The victim suggested the third man in the row. "The baby who mugged me was pretty short."
Blake snickered at this.
"You're not supposed to laugh at me." The victim said.
"Blake!" Yang pretended to admonish. "I am appealed that you would laugh at a guy who got mugged by a royal baby!" Yang said in fake, shocked voice.
The raven haired Faunus rolled her eyes in annoyance at her partner. "Yang, please stop."
"Only when you learn how to behave yourself."
"God!" Blake groaned, placing her hands over her eyes.
Blake pressed the intercom button. "Number three, step forward and say, give me your money, you stupid bag of crap." Blake read out from a file.
The man stood up and repeat those words. "Give me your money, you stupid bag of crap." The man said in a slightly nervous tone.
"No, wrong giant baby." The victim said.
"I still want to know what you got kicked out of catholic school." Yatsu brought up again. "Were you doing drugs?"
"Worse." Blake said.
"Selling drugs?" Yatsu suggested.
"Worse." Blake repeated, turning her head to Yatsu with a serious look.
"There something worse than that?" Kali asked, a little concerned and wanted to know what her child did.
"How bad could it have been?" Yatsu asked. "Did you burn down a church?" Yatsu asked, being very serious when asking.
Blake then used the intercom again. "Number three, step forward and say the word "Worse"
"Worse" The man repeated back.
"Must be real bad." Nora said.
"I doubt it would be anything that serious." Ren said.
It then changed to moments later with Ozpin holding a file. "Excuse me, Nora." Ozpin stopped. "I can't find Arc anywhere and you're the only one who can decipher his handwriting."
"He arrested that bunny," Ozpin pointed to the guy in his cell. "But I don't know what for."
He let Nora take a look at the file with him. "He's either a crispy mother werewolf or cowboy mustard, Oslo, Norway."
"Hmm," Nora hummed as she looked at the writing for herself and understood the context. "The bunny groped multiple women on the subway." Nora said.
She turned to Ozpin. "Being able to read Jaune's writing is a gift." Nora said. "A useless, useless gift."
Ozpin nodded in response as he turned his head to his a janitor in his office, but he knew better.
"Oh come on, how obvious is that?" Weiss cried out.
"It does seem rather devoid of thought." Glynda said.
"I do admire his ingenuity." Ozpin admitted.
"Excuse me one second." Ozpin said as he walked away from Nora and towards his office.
"Nice costume, Arc." Ozpin called out, causing the janitor to look up which was of course, Jaune Arc with a fake moustache.
"No Arc here." Jaune said in a fake voice. "Just a normal janitor pushing trash around."
"Come out of there." Ozpin demanded.
Jaune sighed in response and did so, "Captain, hey!" Jaune greeted.
"You really thought this was gonna work?" Ozpin asked.
"Uh, it did work." Jaune answered. "This whole janitor gambit was designed to fail" Jaune said.
"Somehow I doubt that." Blake said.
"Please! Jaune has got this in the bag and is gonna win that bet!" Nora said, having faith in her leader.
"It's just like in chess, sometimes in order to win, you have to sacrifice your king." Jaune smirked.
"That's exactly how you lose in chess." Ozpin pointed out. "Have you ever played the game?
"Yes." Ozpin agreed with his other said.
"Yeah, I used to play with my Uncle Bob all the time, and he said I was great." Jaune said, remembering back to that moment.
"Does Jaune have an Uncle Bob?" Blake asked the older Arc sister.
"I don't think so." Saphron said.
Flashback to Jaune's childhood where it shows a ten year old Jaune and his Uncle.
"This is a game of concentration, Jaune" Uncle Bob said to his young nephew who listened to his Uncle. "So focus your mind, and start shooting."
Jaune nodded in response and lifted his BB rifle up and shot at the standing chest pieces in front of him.
"Now you're a master of chess, huh?" Jaune's uncle praised his shooting as drank a bear.
"Kind of reminds me of when Uncle Qrow taught me and Yang how to play chess." Ruby said fondly.
Winter then gave Qrow a pointed glare.
"What? It's one way to learn how to play the game." Qrow defended.
Flash forward back to present day.
"He taught me how to shoot backgammon too." Jaune said fondly.
"I expected better of you." Ozpin said in a somewhat disappointed tone. "You could have at least created a diversion to distract me from your terrible costume."
"Uh, I'm not a dumb butt." Jaune said with his smile still present. "I had a diversion planned. There was just a slight timing issue."
Suddenly, a garbage can to the left, burst into flames.
"Oh my god!" Jaune yelled in a false panicked tone. "Get down, everyone! There's a big fire!"
"Well, that's one way to cause a distraction" Ironwood commented.
"By setting fire to property?" Glynda said, annoyed by Jaune destroying property.
"If it works, it works" Sun said.
"Captain, you better head over there for, like, 15 minutes and see what's going on with that!" Jaune advised with Ozpin still had a deadpan look on his face.
"Beware of the back draft." Jaune warned. "I'll be in your office." Jaune said as he stood there waiting for him to leave but still stood there looking straight at him.
"You have beautiful eyes." Jaune causally complimented.
"Thank you, Mr Arc, but it's not going to work" Ozpin remarked with a grin as he drank his coffee.
Ozpin was still not moving, something Jaune had to accept.
"Have it your way." Jaune said, dropping the act. "But you're gonna need this..." Jaune said as he tore the fake 'stashe off him. "And that." Jaune said as he placed it on Ozpin and gave him the broom.
Jaune then gave him a pat and walked off. "It's filthy in there." Jaune advised as he walked off.
"So far, Mr Arc is not boding well in this bet." Ozpin commented.
"It's still not gonna be enough to stop him." Saphron said.
DeKalb St.
10:42pm
Neptune and Weiss were currently inside of the club as people danced around the area, including Neptune, who was having the time of his life while Weiss was less than pleased and had her mask down.
"Come on, Weiss! Loosen up!" Neptune yelled out as he danced to the rhythm. "You look like such a cop!"
"Come on, have some fun, you know?" Neptune said as he continued to dance. "It'll help you blend in! Whoo!"
"Wow, Neptune was not kidding when he said he was a bad dancer." Sun said.
"It's definitely something" Blake grinned.
Weiss then pulled her mask up, showing her annoyed face. "Stop trying to get me to love Halloween. It'll never work." Weiss shook her head while the blue haired cop continued to dance.
"I'm backing it up!" Neptune said as Weiss cringed at Neptune's dancing.
"Oh, god, please don't." Weiss said in disgust.
"Is that even dancing?" Ironwood asked.
"I don't know." Qrow said. "Kids today can call anything dancing while looking like idiots."
After a few more moments, Weiss spotted something down below and nudged her partner. "Hey, heads up." Weiss pointed to a man selling drugs.
"I'll cut him off at the exit!" Neptune said.
"Okay" Weiss said as and Neptune went after the drug dealer, chasing after him throughout the club.
"He ditched the drugs. I'm on it." Weiss called out as she crawled on the ground below, much to her disgust as she was forced to crawl through trash and litter on the ground.
"Oh, everything is sticking to me." Weiss said in disgust as she crawled on the ground.
"Ergh!" Weiss cringed. "Has no one heard of throwing your garbage away?"
"Eh, they're probably too drunk or stoned to care." Yang shrugged.
"And how do you know?" Pyrrha asked.
"Let's just say you see things when you go on a night on the town." Yang said.
She then found the abandoned drugs, much to her delight. She went to grab them, using her sleeve. "Okay, ugh...yes!" Weiss exclaimed as she grabbed the drugs.
"Hey, watch out, man." A partier said as a sudden liquid poured on Weiss.
"Ugh! What is that?" Weiss cried out. "How is it hot and cold?" Weiss exclaimed.
"Unbelievable." Weiss cringed.
"Oh I don't know." Ilia said "I can see that happening" Ilia said, earning glares from the Schnee sisters.
99th Precinct
11:22 pm
Ozpin was currently back in his office, on the phone talking with someone. "So the soonest you can fix the ceiling is Monday?" Ozpin asked as he looked up at the hole above.
He then noticed something strange suddenly fall on his desk. He saw a single feather placed there for some reason.
He then looked up to his right to see that the ventilation shaft was just spitting out feathers from it.
Ozpin picked up the feather on his desk and inspected it. "I'm gonna have to call you back." Ozpin said as he hung up the phone to investigate this.
"What is it now?" Glynda groaned, usually doing so for one of Nora's hair brained schemes.
"It would appear that Jaune is using an unorthodox method." Ghira said.
At the other side of the vent, Jaune was currently holding a bunch of pigeons as he stood on something to reach the vent.
But he wasn't having much luck with them. "Wait, stop scratching me!" Jaune hissed as the bird in his hand struggled. "We're supposed to be a team."
"Yeah, birds! Don't disobey your leader" Nora said. "I know I would never scratch Jaune-Jaune."
"I think you bit him a few times" Ren pointed out.
"Hey, I told him what would happen if he tried to eat my pancakes." Nora said.
Ozpin then coughed, gaining the blonde Arc's attention.
"Captain, hi." Jaune greeted causally. "I was just photocopying some stuff." Jaune made up.
"With birds?" Winter asked with a raised brow.
"Are you trying to jam pigeons into my air-conditioning vent to flush me out of my office?" Ozpin asked while getting it mostly right.
"Way to ruin the surprise." Jaune said.
"How did you get those birds?" Ozpin asked.
"By using my big, fat brain." Jaune said with a proud smile on his face.
A few moments earlier...
Jaune Arc was currently on the roof of the building with a bag and some bread, trying to lure the pigeons with little success.
"Get in the bag, you damn bird" Jaune hissed as he chased after one in front of him.
"Eat the bread! Eat the bread!" Jaune demanded as he went after two more.
"I gotcha! I gotcha!" Jaune declared as cornered one.
"What a brain" Ilia remarked dryly.
"It would of worked" Ruby said.
"How?" Weiss asked.
Now.
"All part of my elaborate plan to defeat you." Jaune said like he was in complete control.
"So far, you and your big, fat brain are losing...badly." Ozpin stated in his monotone voice.
Jaune just nodded. "Maybe, if we're talking about who's winning our bet? But if we're talking about who's holding more birds, I'm winning. Four-nothing."
"You're only holding two." Ozpin stated.
Jaune looked down to see the birds and then at his hand to see only a clump of feathers, which he tried to shake off him and cleared his throat.
"Brilliant" Weiss remarked dryly.
Back with Neptune and Weiss, Neptune was talking about the time of his life back at the party. "Oh, when you were logging in the drugs, you missed some awesome stuff."
"Guy walked by in full astronaut costume, gave me a hive five!" Neptune said in an excited tone.
"He high fived me too" The skeleton answered who clearly wasn't Weiss, much to Neptune's confusion.
"Huh, Weiss sounds a little manlier than usual" Ruby said.
"Ruby, that's not Weiss." Blake said, causing Ruby to nod in response.
"Wait, what do you mean by more than usual!?" Weiss cried out.
Ruby then had a nervous look on her face due to her angry partner.
"Wait, Hitchcock?" Neptune said, confused.
"Darn it." Hitchcock said as he put the skeleton mask up, revealing a man in his sixties. "I wasn't supposed to talk, but I got so excited about that astronaut."
"What is happening?" Neptune asked.
"Weiss paid me fifty Lien to trade places with her for the rest of the night." Hitchcock answered.
"Really?" Neptune said in disbelief.
"Wow." Yang said. "It looks like Blake and Weiss are acting like jerks."
"Hey!" Blake and Weiss said at the same time, offended.
"Yeah." Hitchcock nodded. "I'm gonna use that money to buy two suits." Hitchcock grinned while Neptune had a look of disappointment on his face.
"What an odd man." Kali said.
Jaune was currently walking towards Nora. "Well, I was gonna ask you to tell the captain that I brought in royal babies for Belladonna," Jaune said.
"But I'm sure he already knows, since he's always one step ahead of me." Jaune said in a disappointed tone as he looked at Ozpin's office and waved at him and he waved back.
"Aw, why so down, little clown?" Nora said in a sympathetic tone.
"I'm just sick of losing to Ozpin." Jaune sighed. "I want that medal."
Nora leaned in and whispered. "It's not real gold. I tried selling it online. Zero bids."
"Oh for goodness sake." Glynda sighed, reminding herself to make sure to check Ozpin's office when she has a chance to make sure Nora didn't take anything.
"Nice." Qrow complimented.
"But here's some advice I gave to the girls at MT dance troupe at the "Dance till you drop" tournament." Nora said. "That advice was dance. Dance! Dance." Nora said with a quiet but fiery passion.
"Yeah, I'm not really sure that applies here, Nora." Jaune said in an unsure tone.
"I doubt you could dance your problems away." Velvet said.
"You clearly didn't see Jaune's moves at the dance." Nora said.
"No," Velvet sighed. "But I wish I had." Velvet quietly added.
"It does apply." Nora insisted. "It means don't give up. We would've won if Natasha's water hadn't broken."
"Oh, Natasha had her baby?" Jaune said in a sincere tone.
"You know Natasha?" Nora said.
"Yeah." Jaune replied.
"Yeah." Nora said as well.
"Her dog has Lupus." They both said at the same time.
"Yeah" Jaune said.
"That was a trip" Nora commented.
"Small world." Jaune added.
"Yeah." Nora agreed.
"Alright," Jaune sighed as he got up from his chair. "I'm gonna go cry." Jaune said as he left.
"Poor Jaune..." Pyrrha said in a sympathetic tone.
Nora watched as he left and leaned into the phone. "I kind of feel bad for him." Nora said.
"Don't." Ozpin's voice came from the other line. "He brought it on himself...you can hang up now."
Neptune walked over to Weiss's desk, dressed in his normal attire. "You paid money to get out of working with me?"
"He's right" Blake said. "You can't just fix things by buying people off" Blake said.
"This isn't our world, I didn't do it." Weiss defended. "Though I would've, considering the mess my counterpart has suffered."
"Neptune, I had to." Weiss said. "Tonight has been awful. Halloween is the worst, and I don't understand why you like it."
"No, all the things that you think are bad about Halloween are what make it great." Neptune said.
"The big kids egg you. Then you and your friend run away together." Neptune said, gesturing to Weiss. "Friendships are forged in the crucible of Halloween adversity...That's all I wanted for us."
Weiss said nothing to this, now feeling bad for leaving her friend alone.
"I...didn't see it like that." Weiss said, feeling bad for upsetting Neptune.
"You can keep the wig." Neptune said, tossing it on her desk. "I don't need it anymore." Neptune sadly said as he walked away.
"I don't really need it either..." Weiss said sadly.
"No one does." Sun said.
Ozpin was looking over something on his laptop, concentrated on his work. Until...
"Hey Captain Ozpin," Jaune's voice rang out from the bullpen. "Can you come out here for one sec?" Jaune asked like a child.
"Does he ever stop?" Ironwood asked, surprised by the Arc's constant persistence.
"No, he does not." Ozpin said. "It's one of Mr Arc's valuable traits."
Ozpin took his glasses off and sighed at this, thinking that this was another foolish attempt. He got up to leave his office and locked the door behind him.
Ozpin looked to see a...Interesting sight before him as he turned to the blonde. "You need something, Arc?"
"Yes, I do." Jaune said in a confident voice. "Hit it, Royal Babies!" Jaune ordered as behind him were a bunch of grown men in baby suits and crowns, standing in formation.
Music then came in as the Baby Men walked around the bullpen in random order, one of them cutting the chain to Ozpin's key.
"Which of them has the key now?" Ruby asked.
"I can't tell." Yang said, having trouble keeping track of the babies.
"Man, Arc really outsmarted Ozpin this time." Coco commented.
"I wouldn't say that." The headmaster said.
They started to pass the key around to one another as Ozpin carefully kept track of where the key was going, but there were also a bunch of false keys to throw him off.
Inside the communal area, Jaune was currently pressing the real key into a mould. But Ozpin then opened the door and entered, much to Jaune's dismay.
"What? No!" Jaune moaned in annoyance at Ozpin once again being a step ahead.
"Seriously, how are you always one step ahead?" Yang cried out.
"Restrain yourself, Miss Xiao Long," Glynda reprimanded.
"Give me my keys." Ozpin demanded in a stern tone.
"Will you stop catching me?" Jaune asked. "Do you have any idea how much I spent on key chains?"
Ozpin took a millisecond to think on it. "Twenty-three Lien?" Ozpin guessed.
"Wow that is unbelievably close." Jaune said, amazed by his guess. "22.76." Jaune said.
"That is impressive." Sun said.
Ozpin then put his hand out. "Keys."
"Okay, look. Tonight has been a little humiliating." Jaune said in a bargaining tone. "Things are not going well, so I'm gonna just throw this out there..." Jaune said.
"That would be an understatement." Ilia said.
"What do you say we call of the bet and pretend this whole thing never happened?" Jaune offered.
"Oh, I'm not letting you off the hook." Ozpin said, not wanting to let this go.
"What? No. Pfft..." Jaune scoffed. "I mean to give you an out, so you could save face." Jaune said like he had a handle on this.
"This is getting...sad." Ozpin commented.
"Yes." Weiss said in agreement. "It's clear that Ozpin is just going to outsmart Arc."
"Yeah, for you." Jaune threw back as he gave him back his keys.
Blake Belladonna was currently going over some files when Yatsu came up towards her, clearing his throat to gain her attention.
"So I called your school." Yatsu said as he sat down in front of her and held a folder. "And I managed to get a hold of one sister Bernadette."
"I remember that old bag." Blake said. "She was my favourite."
"Sounds like it." Ren dryly said.
"Heh...old bag." Nora giggled to herself.
"Well, guess what she said." Yatsu asked rhetorically. "Apparently, you were a model student and transferred of your own volition."
Blake looked around to make sure that no one else was listening in and then leaned towards the Sarge. "Fine. The reason I left catholic school was because I got into the ballet academy." Blake explained.
"I was a classical dancer. And I was good." Blake finished.
"Oh, well it doesn't sound so bad." Blake said, not sure why her other self would hide that.
"Perhaps she wishes to maintain her reputation as someone who isn't as easily, as she would put it, soft." Winter said.
Yatsu grinned at this. "I knew it!" Yatsu said in a satisfied tone. "I knew you were a big softy."
Blake then stood up. "You tell anyone, I break your face." Blake threatened as she kicked the door to her file cabinet and walked off.
"No you won't" Yatsu remarked. "You're too sensitive." Yatsu chuckled as he teased Blake, much to her annoyance.
"Man, I remember the last time someone called you a softie." Ruby said towards her sister.
Yang grinned at this. "Yep, literally lifted him up by his leg to prove him wrong."
Ozpin was currently sat in his office, trying to do his work and win the bet. When...Weiss came into the room with a distressed face.
"Captain, sorry to interrupt." Weiss said as her captain looked up. "Some officers just arrested Arc."
"What!?" Ozpin said in shock.
"WHAT!?" Pyrrha Velvet, Saphron and Glynda all yelled at once.
"They caught him scaling on the side of the building with a blowtorch!"
Ozpin sighed at this, when does this ever stop with the Arc? Does he have no sense of reason? He'll get his answers as he got up from his desk.
"My word" Glynda groaned. "Is there no end to Jaune's obsession?"
"Apparently not" Ozpin said calmly.
"He's clearly gone too far." Weiss said.
"To be fair, I would resort to that" Ruby said.
"Me too." Nora said.
Ozpin opened the door to the interrogation room where he was greeted by Jaune, dressed a classic robber outfit.
"Captain!" Jaune said as he looked up from his desk with a smile. "Welcome to the endgame." Jaune spoke in a quiet voice.
"Would you care to shake the hand of the man who defeated who?" Jaune asked as he got up from the table, only to be pulled back down due to his cuffs.
"Forgot I was wearing handcuffs. Oh, that hurt." Jaune hissed in pain. "Whoo!" Jaune cried out and chuckled at the same time.
"He seems rather happy for a man who is currently under arrest." Ironwood said.
"No doubt he'll claim this to be another part of his plan" Winter said.
The screen went to black for a brief moment before it shows Ozpin sitting in front of Jaune with a disapproved look on his face.
"Climbing the side of the building with a blowtorch." Ozpin recapped. "What were you thinking?"
"I was thinking I had better core strength." Jaune said. "I got winded, like, ten feet up."
"I knew you wouldn't win the bet," Ozpin stated. "But your performance tonight has made me question not only how good a detective you are, but, quite frankly, how smart you are."
"Which isn't saying much" Weiss remarked, causing glares from Ruby, Pyrrha, Velvet and Saphron.
"Well, that's not surprising." Jaune said. "You constantly underestimate me."
"No, you've been correctly estimated." Ozpin insisted as he leaned forward. "You have five minutes until your deadline," Ozpin recapped. "And here you are, handcuffed to a table, in a locked room."
"Which is precisely where I planned on being." Jaune said like he really was in control as he leaned forward.
"Wait, what?" Ruby said, confused.
"He's just bluffing, Ruby" Weiss dismissed.
"No, I don't think he is." Ren said.
"Captain, let me tell you a little story..." Jaune began to explain. "You remember when I fell through you ceiling?"
"Yes, that was six hours ago." Ozpin answered.
"It was, I admit, a disastrous failure." Jaune admitted with no shame. "But it gave me the idea for Herman," Jaune grinned. "The friendly janitor you met."
"With Herman, I commenced the perfect crime." Jaune said like a tactical genius.
"I caught you as Herman." Ozpin pointed out.
"Exactly..." Weiss said.
"But you didn't catch Blake." Jaune said with his signature grin
The audience were immediately confused by this.
"Blake?" Weiss said.
"Me?" Blake said.
Flashback to a few hours ago where Ozpin had caught Jaune as the janitor.
"Come out of there." Ozpin demanded as Jaune sighed in annoyance in response and walked out of the room.
"As it turns out our friend Blake is great at picking locks." Jaune's voice spoke as Blake was just crouched down below, picking at the safe, undetected as Blake had managed to open the safe with success.
Back to Now
"That doesn't surprise me." Ozpin said.
"No, me neither." Jaune said in agreement.
"Is it really that unsurprising?" Blake said, annoyed.
"Nope." The entity of Team RWBY said.
"Not really." The rest of Team JNPR.
"Hard not to see." Velvet and Coco said.
"It's pretty obvious" Sun and Ilia said.
Blake just huffed and folded her arms.
"Of course, I had to find a way to get her out of your office without you seeing her." Jaune continued.
Back to when Jaune was speaking with Ozpin as the janitor.
"So I created a diversion." Jaune said as the past Jaune pressed a button behind him, causing the bin to catch fire.
"Not mistimed, perfectly timed." Jaune said. "So she could escape unseen." Jaune said as it showed Blake rushing past behind Jaune and Ozpin, going unnoticed.
"I see..." Ozpin hummed.
Back with Jaune and Ozpin in the interrogation room.
"What about the pigeons?" Ozpin asked, growing very interested.
"Oh, the Gray pigeons?" Jaune answered.
Cut to Jaune with said pigeons in his hands.
"They were a red herring. Thank you." Jaune said. "Their only purpose was to draw you into the copy room while two members of my team broke into your locked office" Jaune explained as it shows Yatsu hosting Weiss into the office.
"So now I had a way into your office and an open cabinet." Jaune said as Weiss opened the window and was lifted up by the Sarge.
"Wait, I'm a part of this!?" Weiss said, shocked.
"It appears so," Glynda said, genuinely surprised that Jaune did this behind Ozpin's back.
Back to now.
"All that was left was for the Royal Babies to steal your keys."
"Yes, but you didn't need the keys." Ozpin reminded. "The cabinet was already unlocked. You needed a way into the safe."
"And I got it..."
"How?" Pyrrha wondered out loud.
Cut to when the Royal Babies were moving around in the Bullpen.
"You were so concerned with getting your keys back, you didn't even notice the sergeant steal your phone." Jaune said as the screen showed the exact events happening and even to Yatsu passing the phone along to someone else.
"That's right, even the sergeant is on my side." Jaune gloated.
"Wow, surprised a big guy like him could get the drop on the head teacher." Coco said, impressed.
Yatsu then passed a key onto Neptune. "I then had Neptune dust your screen cover for prints." Jaune explained. "The greasiest smudges revealed the four numbers you use the most..."
Back to now.
"The four numbers in your pass code." Jaune revealed. "Based on your advanced age, I assume that you use the same passcode for everything..." Jaune guessed. "Your phone, your email, and, of course, your safe." Jaune grinned.
"That would be a fair assumption." Ozpin simply answered.
The adults just shifted in their seats, moving their heads away, expect for Qrow who had a smug look.
"Bunch of oldies" Qrow remarked.
"You'll be old one day, Qrow, believe me." Ozpin said.
"Please. When I'm at that age, I'll be too senile to care."
"It was at that point that I bumped into a girl dressed as a sexy robot, and we got our flirt on...hard."
Screen then cuts to Jaune walking up a stair case when he met said robot girl.
"'Sup?" Jaune greeted in a smooth voice.
"'Sup?" The girl greeted, charmed by the blonde.
"Jaune Arc." The blonde greeted, showing his badge with a smile.
Cut to now.
"And how was flirting part of the plan?" Ozpin asked, confused.
"Oh, it wasn't." Jaune admitted. "It just ruled."
"Nice." Sun nodded. "Jaune seems really chill at this."
Pyrrha and Velvet glared at both the robot girl and at Sun.
"And that brings us to five minutes ago," Jaune said, getting back on track of the story. "When Weiss came to your office and told you that I had been arrested."
"I knew she's the only one you would believe because, frankly, she's usually too lame to take part in these kinds of things."
"Hey!" Weiss cried out in offence. "I am not lame! Right?" Weiss asked her fellow teammates.
They shifted nervously in their seats, not able to find the right words.
"Are you serious!?" Weiss said in annoyance before she huffed and sat back down.
Cut back to Ozpin's office.
"And as you walked over here," Jaune continued as Neptune was behind a window and struggled to get through carefully. "Neptune awkwardly stuffed himself through the window and opened your safe."
Neptune then crawled his way over to the safe.
"Sounds about right." Sun nodded in agreement.
"We had the four numbers of your code, which meant there were 24 possible combinations for Neptune to try." Jaune counted as Neptune pressed on the buttons. "That could take up to four minutes, which is why I really dragged out this explanation."
Back to now.
"I mean, really stretched it." Jaune insisted. "I don't know if you noticed, but there were times where I was like, what am I even talking about?" Jaune spoke in a fake panicked voice.
"This isn't..." Jaune would of continued when his watch beeped, signifying him.
"Oh." Jaune said as he turned off the watch. "But now, four minutes is up." Jaune announced. "Which means Vasilias is either on the other side of that door holding your medal," Jaune listed.
"Or I've lost." Jaune as Captain Ozpin got up and walked towards the door to see the outcome.
"Well, the moment of truth is here." Ozpin said.
"Let's see if Mr Arc is correct" James said as he leaned in, interested to see the outcome.
The audience held their breath to see if Jaune Arc had finally outsmarted Ozpin in this world.
Ozpin gave one last look at Jaune before he opened the door...where Neptune was standing, holding the medal.
"Yes!" Ruby and Nora said at once.
The rest of the students smiled at Jaune's victory while Weiss was shocked that Jaune was able to pull this off.
"I don't believe it" Glynda in shock, her student had just outsmarted the headmaster.
"Hmm...Well I'll be." Ozpin said, sounding genuinely impressed.
"Well, Captain, it seems that Jaune..." Neptune spoke as Ozpin grabbed the medal with an impressed look. "Isn't the only person you underestima..." Neptune spoke until Ozpin shut the door on him.
"20 seconds to spare." Jaune said as he looked at his watch. "Game over, Captain." Jaune said, with pride in his voice over his victory. "Check me."
"I think you mean "checkmate" Ozpin corrected. "You really need to learn to play chess."
"Good luck." Saphron said.
Jaune just nodded in response.
"How did you get everyone to help you?" Ozpin asked.
"I appealed to their sense of teamwork and camaraderie with a rousing speech that would put Shakespeare to shame." Jaune said.
James nodded in response. "I do like the sound of that"
Back a few hours ago.
Jaune stood on top of his desk in a pose while his co-workers and friends watched him.
"For too long, we've been put down, ridiculed, made to wear ties!" Jaune spoke in a Scottish voice. "But no more!" Jaune dramatically declared.
"For today, WE DEFEAT HIM!" Jaune yelled as his threw his fist in the air.
"...I could do without the accent though." James said.
"I think it works for some reason" Ruby said.
Back to now.
"And that worked?" Ozpin asked.
"No, no, no. Not at all." Jaune admitted.
Back to then.
The rest weren't as interested and just walked off...
"My speech did not inspire them." Jaune said as he his past self was annoyed by this.
"Come one." Jaune moaned.
"Team JNPR would've of followed him in a heartbeat!" Nora cried out, with Ren and Pyrrha agreeing with Nora, but not as loudly.
"As would Team RWBY!" Ruby chimed in, pumping her fist up.
Back to now.
"So I bribed them." Jaune said. "I told them that if we pulled this off, I would do all of their paperwork" Jaune told the captain his grin still present.
"And since you're doing all my paperwork..."
"I'm impressed, Arc." Ozpin admitted, proud of his ingenuity. "Well done."
"Thank you, sir." Jaune said with respect.
"I must say, I am very impressed with Mr Arc's planning." Ozpin said. "He has quite the bright mind."
"That he does." James said in agreement.
Ozpin opened the door to see that Neptune was still standing there. "In fact, the thing that you failed to see, Captain Teamwork, is exactly..." Neptune carried on as Ozpin left the room.
Jaune was still cuffed in the interrogation room. "Captain?" Jaune called out. "Sir?" Jaune cried out with a nervous grin. "He's not coming back." Jaune stated.
Hours later, Neptune was currently at his desk, packing up his things when Yatsuhashi yelled to him. "Vasilias, I need you in the briefing room."
Neptune nodded and complied with the order.
When he opened the door to the room, he was greeted to a sight that really amazed him; his friends and co-workers dressed in costume.
"Aw, that's cool!" Ruby smiled at her friends dressed in costume, even Weiss.
"What is all this?" Neptune said with a growing smile.
"You know I think Halloween is for jerks?" Weiss asked, while wearing police tape around her. "Well, this Halloween, I was the jerk."
"I really was." Weiss said in agreement with her other self, with her friends comforting her.
"I'm sorry about tonight." Weiss apologized.
"I'm sorry about tonight." Jaune repeated out loud. "We found the title for Schnee's follow-up sex tape!" Jaune joked, wearing a cloak and crown and got a high five from Blake, dressed as the bride of Frankenstein.
"Don't high five at that, Blake!" Weiss said annoyed.
"It wasn't me..." Blake rolled her eyes, but couldn't help but smile.
"I'm sorry I couldn't convince you to love Halloween" Neptune said to Weiss.
"It's not your fault." Weiss said. "I was terrible."
"It's not your fault. I was terrible, is also one of your sex tapes" Jaune quickly said, causing Weiss to smack him.
"I would've aimed for the face." Weiss muttered.
"Don't mess with perfection." Pyrrha mumbled.
"What?" Nora asked.
"Nothing!" Pyrrha quickly said.
"Halloween is unbearable" Weiss said. "But it was slightly less unbearable with you." Weiss smiled.
She then snapped her head to Jaune. "Don't." Weiss warned the blonde who was about to make another joke but stopped.
"Title of your sex tape!" Yang quickly said, causing Weiss to smack her arm. "Ha! I am so gonna be using that when we get home!"
"Anyway." Weiss said, turning back to Neptune. "We're all going to the bar, so get changed," Weiss said as she was about to place the wig back onto Neptune. "Cause you can't be the only on there not wearing a 'stume."
"'Stume!" Neptune said with excitement in his voice. "Oh, my god it caught on."
"No." Jaune said, as did the rest of the 99 crew as they all went to enjoy their party.
"And it never will" Sun finished.
After a while of party Jaune saw his Captain and spoke to him.
"Ah, Captain Ozpin." Jaune greeted with his arms folded. "It so nice to see you." Jaune said as Ozpin came by, holding a caramel apple. "Never thought I'd say that." Jaune said.
"Hmm, A poor winner. I never would've guessed." Ozpin smiled.
"Yeah, you would've," Jaune retorted. "Way to go all out on the costume, by the way." Jaune complied as Ozpin wore a single eye-patch.
"Really Oz..." Qrow said.
"Like you could pull it off." Ozpin said.
"I believe you have an announcement to make," Jaune said as he stepped to one side. "So the floor is yours."
Ozpin sighed at his Detective's childish behaviour but went along with it. "Attention, everyone." Ozpin said as all the cops turned their view at him.
"Jaune Arc is an amazing Detective...slash genius." Ozpin said out loud with Jaune mouthing the last words with a satisfied smile on his face.
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some paperwork to do." Ozpin finished as everyone rounded an applause and continued their party.
Everyone else in the audience also clapped for the young Arc, feeling like he had earned this praise over his ingenuity and his careful thinking.
Back in the bullpen, Blake walked towards Yatsu, who merely had salt and pepper on his pecs.
"Officer in the 92nd got the Royal Baby mugger." Blake informed her sergeant. "He had 19 wallets in his diaper." Blake said as Yatsu made a face.
"WE GOT A RUNNER!" An officer called out as a guy dressed like a caveman ran for his life. Blake then got in his way and choke slammed him into the ground, violently.
"Damn!" Yatsu exclaimed in shock.
"Woah!" Yang exclaimed in shock and was impressed by the quick move that her partner did.
"Nice." Qrow nodded.
Blake turned the runner on his stomach and turned to Yatsu. "Oh, I didn't tell you." Blake suddenly remembered while keeping her hold on the runner. "I got kicked out of ballet school for beating the crap out of ballerinas" Blake informed as she arrested the runner while Yatsu looked on, impressed.
Hitchcock and Scully watched from afar. "It's a good thing we gave him a heads up." Hitchcock said.
"Team effort." Scully lazily said as he held up his coffee. "Go Nine-Nine."
"But they didn't do anything..." Ruby said as the screen turned off.
"So, what are your thoughts?" View asked.
"I'm glad to see Mr Arc enact out his plans to win over Ozpin" Ironwood admitted.
"Even though he did act a little immature while doing it" Winter said.
"It's part of his charm" Saphron said with a smile.
"Well I'll just load up the next world to see." View said as he went back above.
"It was nice to see Jaune like that." Pyrrha said.
"Indeed." Ren said in agreement. "I actually hope to see more."
Ozpin just calmly sipped his coffee. "Well, congratulations on your victory, Mr Arc. And I applaud you for your efforts." The headmaster thought to himself.
"But be warned, next time..." Ozpin thought as he had a dark look. "I will be ready. And I will be the winner."
Thanks for reading this chapter of Worlds of Arc.
Brooklyn Nine Nine is one of my favourite shows to watch and I enjoy every episode since. And to anyone wondering, yes, I will be doing each heist once a year on Halloween.
Originally, I wasn't going to add in the side stories but changed my mind when I saw there was enough time in the month and decided to go ahead once I finished with the main story.
Also, fun fact, but this story has reached over 1,000,000 views. I gotta, I was very happy to see it to say the least. So, thanks for that.
One last thing, I wasn't sure if I had time to do this chapter, but now that I have eleven more days, I'm glad to say that I can fit one more Halloween themed chapter in. Stay tuned for next time, we visit the town of Halloween...Thanks and see you around!