DragonKing015: I wouldn't mind that. I do listen to both of their music.
Botsboy408: Thanks,
The Composcreator: It truly does. But I will be going back to this a few times.
Gamelover41592: Indeed.
Argus456: Not a problem, I love both making people feel good and bad. But mainly good.
SGArkosfan: Yeah, he's a great YouTuber.
DuplicateUserName: That he is.
QuantumKakarotto: I will do Jaune Black
LordLoverDuck: Yep.
HaloEmblem: You will.
Zathol: I know, but I thought it'd be funny if it was Ren. I'll try not to.
Read4Lyfe: Sorry, but I am never going to do a Jaune betrayed story because I do not like them whatsoever.
Dragon Bone Z: You did not offend me whatsoever. There's a reason why Jaune isn't fat, and that'll be explained.
Kitsuna G: I've only recently watched them both, loved them by the way, so I don't know if I'll ever truly do either one.
Blackwingww: Not bad of an idea.
Jc855191: That is a really good analysis. And I agree mostly what you said.
DarkSoldier41: Thanks, that's great to hear. I am becoming more interested in the Witcher so it is possible.
Dungeon Wyrm: I can do more Monty Python stuff, I'll just choose which one. Interesting information
TonytheInfernape19: That's great to hear, buddy! Wish I could, but I'd need to research it first. I will be back to the web slinger soon.
"So I have a world for all of you to watch" View announced as he entered the room while holding an orb. "And quite something"
"What is it about?" Ruby asked, excited to see the next world but was hoping for something more upbeat. She didn't know if she counted that last one considering Ren was bringing down the mood, even if it was his on screen self.
"In this world, Jaune is a headmaster at a school" View said.
"Really?" Ozpin said with interest in his voice.
"I never pictured Jaune as a teacher" Blake said.
"I think he could be" Ruby said. "I think he'd be a great teacher!"
"How?" Weiss asked. "He falls asleep in Ports class"
"To be fair, so do most of us" Yang said. "The man doesn't really hold back when it comes to storytelling."
"We really do need to tell Peter to tone it down" Ozpin whispered to Glynda.
"I don't think anything can stop that man from doing so" Glynda muttered.
"So what does he do in this world now?" Qrow asked in a disinterested tone. Not really feeling that excited by it.
"How is he as a teacher?" Tai asked.
View didn't answer that and was meet with a few moments of silence. "I think it's better if you see for yourself" View said and tossed the orb.
"Uh oh" Ruby said in worry.
"We all know that's never a good thing" Yang said. "After the last couple of times we've heard that, we knows it doesn't mean anything but madness."
"Hopefully it won't be too bad" Sun said.
"I highly doubt that" Weiss said as the screen turned on.
The screen opened up to an office setting. On the visitors side sits a man in glasses. This is Mr. Perkins. Jaune Arc, the headmaster, enters from the back carrying a tea set. During the following conversation he prepares a cup for himself and his visitor.
"I must say, he does look the part" Ozpin complimented.
"He does hold some authority to him" Winter said.
"Man, Jaune does look good as a teacher" Ruby complimented her friend.
"I'll say" Yang grinned at the sight of the blonde in that, already thinking up scenarios in her head, as were Pyrrha and Velvet.
"Well now Mr. Perkins, it was good of you to come in." Jaune said as he placed the tea on the desk. "I realize that you are a busy man but I don't think this matter could be discussed over the electric scroll."
"No, no absolutely headmaster. I mean, if Tommy is in some sort of trouble then I want to nip it in the bud." Perkins said as he poured out the tea.
"Ah, I usually tend to speak with the parents on the matter of their children" Ozpin hummed.
"It's a good thing we're not in trouble of that." Ruby said.
"Did you forget the last time Dad and Uncle Qrow were called in?" Yang asked, making Ruby remember.
"Oh yeah" Ruby said. "Boy, that was awkward."
"Well, quite frankly, Tommy is in trouble." Jaune said in a stern tone. "Recently his behaviour has left a great deal to be desired."
"Oh dear." The concerned teacher said in worry.
"He seems to take no interest in school life WHAT-so-ever." Jaune said with a different tone. "He refuses to muck in on the sports field. And its weeks since any master has received any written work from him."
"That does seem the problem within most schools" Ironwood said.
"Indeed" Ozpin said in agreement.
"As well as the paperwork" Glynda muttered.
"Dear me." Perkins sighed.
"Quite frankly Mr. Perkins, if he wasn't dead I'd have him expelled." Jaune stated as he sat down on his chair and Perkins just nodded absentmindedly.
"Yeah..." Qrow nodded absentmindedly. "Wait a minute.
"D-did he just say...?" velvet asked as she was slowly gaining a shocked look.
But then Perkins looks up with shock slowly peering onto his face as Jaune was just calmly sipping his tea.
"I beg your pardon?" Perkins repeated in a shocked tone.
"Yes! Expelled!" Jaune exclaimed as he sat up right. "If I wasn't making allowances for the fact that your son is dead, he's be out on his ear."
"Wait, the boy is dead!?" Glynda exclaimed.
"It appears so!" Kali said as she were shocked as well.
"Oh my...!" Terra said.
"How is he acting so calm right now!?" Tai asked.
"He's dead?" Perkins asked again with a loud tone.
"Yes… he's lying up in the sick bay now. Stiff as a board and bright green." Jaune said as if he were annoyed by this. "And it's very typical of his current attitude." Jaune rolled his eyes and got up from his chair.
"How is Jaune acting so casual about this!?" Weiss screeched. "One of his students is dead!"
"Must've been a real dick" Qrow said.
"Are you making light of this!?" Winter said in an angered tone.
"Just following by the Arc kid's example." Qrow shrugged.
"But…" Perkins was about to ask with a trembling voice.
"You see, the boy has no sense of moderation. One moment he's flying around like a paper kite and the next moment he's completely immovable." Jaune stated. "And beginning to smell." The Arc Headmaster added.
"That's because he's dead!" Glynda shouted at the screen.
"How is he so calm?" Blake asked.
"Well, how did he die?!" Perkins as he turned to face him.
"Well is that important?" Jaune asked.
"YES!" Glynda yelled.
"It is very important!" Ironwood chimed in.
"Yes, I think so!" The concerned teacher said incredulously.
"Well...," Jaune said before he groaned. "It's all got to do with the library you see. We've had a lot of trouble recently with boys taking out library books without library cards." Jaune recounted as he walked back to his desk and grabbed a book.
"Your son was caught and I administered a beating, during which he died." Jaune informed as he sat back down. "But you'll be glad to know the ring leader was caught, so I don't think we'll be having any more trouble with library discipline." Jaune said and chuckled a bit.
"At least there's an upside to this?" Ruby said sheepishly.
"There is no upside!" Blake said. "No one deserves to die for taking books"
"That's not what you yelled after I lost your ninjas of love" Yang muttered.
"You see, the library card system…" Jaune was about to explain.
"Wait… I'm sorry…. You BEAT my son to death?" Perkins asked again with shock in his voice.
"Yes, Yes. So it would seem." Jaune said so causally. "Please, I'm not used to being interrupted." Jaune said politely. "You see, the library card system was introduced…."
"It does seem rude of him" Coco jokingly said.
"Yeah" Nora joined in.
"Yeah, you'd think the guy would be a lot kinder even after finding out his son is dead" Ilia sarcastically said.
"Well, exactly what happened?" Perkins interrupted once more.
"Well, apparently the boys were just slipping into the library and TAKING the books." Jaune answered.
"No, during the beating!" The parent snapped.
"Oh, that." Jaune said a little stunned. "Well, one moment he was bending over; the next he was lying down…"
"DEAD?!"
"Ummm… deadish." Jaune corrected "Mr. Perkins, I find this rather morbid fascination with your son's death quite disturbing." Jaune said to the grief stricken parent.
"Are you kidding me!" Weiss said. "His son is dead and you're acting so calm!"
"Weiss, calm down" Ren said in a calm tone.
"Almost looks like your gonna pop a blood vessel" Nora said.
"What I am talking about is his attitude," Jaune said as he got up from the chair. "And quite frankly I can see where he gets it from."
"Kinda has a point" Ruby said.
"Not really what's important right now" Pyrrha said.
"Well, it wasn't me who beat him to death!" Perkins snapped.
"Well it was perfectly obvious to me the first day here." The blonde teacher snarked. "I wondered then as I wonder now if he hadn't turned out a very different boy indeed if you had administered a few fatal beatings early on."
"Is he serious!?" Glynda exclaimed.
"Clearly" Sun said.
Perkins removes his glasses and stands up, looking as if he is about to "get medieval" on the Headmaster. "Are you MAD?!"
"I'm furious!" Jaune yelled back. "In order to accommodate the funeral, I've had to cancel afternoon school on Wednesday!"
"Oh, well that is a bother" Ozpin said. "It is troublesome to have to manage" Ozpin said.
He then noticed that Glynda was glaring at him.
A bell rings in the room and the headmaster moves to the door as he checks his watch.
"This is preposterous!" Perkins exclaimed.
"Yes it is." Jaune said as he got to his desk. "Or at least it would be… if it were true." Jaune said with a smirk.
"Wait what?" Ruby asked.
"He's been joking?" Blake said.
"It appears so" Ren said.
"Oh thank goodness!" Glynda breathed.
"What?" Perkins asked in a hushed tone.
"I've been joking, Mr. Perkins." Jaune said to him as Perkins started to calm down. "Pardon me, it's my strange academic sense of humour." Jaune said. "I've been pulling your leg."
Mr. Perkins sighs with relief as he sat back down. "Oh thank god!" Perkins exclaimed with relief.
"I wouldn't cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit!" Jaune chuckled as he then left the room and Perkins stared at him in disbelief.
"What!" Weiss exclaimed. "He really is dead!?" Weiss said as the screen turned off.
She would've continued but Qrow was currently laughing his off at that last statement.
"Little sh-...Ha! Ha! Ha!" Qrow cackled, clutching onto his sides.
"That was...interesting." Ozpin said.
"I wouldn't call it that." Ironwood said. "More like, morbid in a sense"
"I did kinda like that." Yang admitted. "Dark humour is not usually my thing, but I thought that was pretty funny stuff"
"I just hope there isn't gonna be a time where Jaune becomes a teacher" Ruby said. "I'd be scared for anyone that has to be taught like that"
Thanks for reading this chapter of Worlds of Arc.
I know I said I'd be taking a break from this, but I enjoy it way too much to be away from this story so I decided to come back for more.
This chapter was based around British comedian Rowan Atkinson and is by far one of my favourite comedians. He's is such a damn great guy. I don't if there any reaction fics that does live shows.
Anyway, see you next time in the next chapter, thanks and see you around!
