LazerWolf1: Glad you liked it.
Dungeon Wyrm: That'd be good if I were doing Deadpool.
Swordhunter89: I'll try and see where I can do one.
Shadow-Proclamation8: that would be something.
Metalder Bunny: I am currently self-isolated with my family, but I'm feeling fine. I'm glad I can make such a big impact to you.
Tonytaker: Glad you liked it.
Underdogking: Thanks.
ElectricDragonSemblanceHunter: I will do my damndest.
Ultra Instinct Jaune Arc: Hmm, I'll never tell.
NecrorexSparda Juubi-No-Kishin: Nope, Not me.
Resadur164: Well son of a bitch! You're right!
SGArkosfan: Thanks, glad you liked it.
Raidentensho: Might do.
Luckenhaft: Loved the dialogue.
Aracnus the scribe: Glad you enjoyed it. I thank you for that.
Stratos263: Thanks.
LordStarX101: If he appears. I mean, there are a lot of Marvel characters in red.
Argus456: Well, I'm happy I could make your time more enjoyable.
Fyr RedNight: Glad you liked it. I'm happy you caught onto that reference.
Spiral-Voltron-Zero0Q1: Thanks.
Delekmaster: I will be doing that one soon.
Hecseferblade: Indeed, it is. You'll see who it is soon.
Avjuan37: Okay then.
"God, what is taking him so long?" Coco exclaimed as she threw her hands in the air. It had been quite some time since View left to get another world and the audience was starting to get impatient.
"You need to learn to be more patient, Miss Adel" Ozpin said calmly as he placed his mug down. "View has quite a lot of worlds to go through."
"I just wish he wouldn't take so long" Yang stated.
"Can't we just go to him?" Ruby suggested.
"I don't think we should really bother him, Ruby" Pyrrha said. "It might be a delicate process of picking a world for us to see"
"Doesn't seem that hard." Nora shrugged. "Looked pretty easy to me. All you gotta do is get the orb and just toss it at the screen. Doesn't sound so hard."
"Nethertheless, we should resume our patience." Ren said. "No doubt View will be back soon"
They did as the ninja boy advised and waited for View to return with a world in hand. But as soon as the next twenty seconds passed, some of them were immediately impatient.
"I am so bored..." Sun moaned.
"Well, we have to do something" Yang said. "Maybe shout his name out?"
"I don't know." Weiss shook her head. "What do you think, Ruby?" Weiss asker her partner. She didn't get a response. "Ruby?" Weiss asked and turned to her head...to find she wasn't sitting there.
"Ruby?" Yang called out.
"Where'd she go?" Blake asked.
"I'm up here!" Ruby called out from where View usually stands.
"Ruby, what are you doing there?" Velvet asked.
"I'm looking for any worlds here!" Ruby called out.
"Miss Rose, come back down here this instant" Glynda said in a stern tone.
"I'd do as she says, sweetie" Tai said.
"Yeah, god knows we don't need her pissed off." Qrow whispered to his former teammate.
"Just give me a minute!" Ruby's voice called out as she pondered around.
"Ruby, I don't think you should be messing around up there!" Pyrrha advised her friend.
"Yeah, you don't know what kind stuff is up there." Velvet added.6
"Yes, I think its best if you just..." Weiss was about to say.
"I found one!" Ruby called out, making everyone there look confused.
"What?" Ren asked.
Just then, Ruby came back into the room with an orb in her hands. "I found a world to watch!" Ruby smiled. "And lucky enough, it looks like it's the Spider-Man one"
Oh, awesome!" Nora pumped her fist up in the air.
"Is it just me or does that orb look a little...different?" Blake asked as she pointed to the orb.
"What do you mean, Blake?" Yang asked her partner.
"Well, it just looks like the orb looks a little...chaotic" Blake said. "Like the red looks wild and the blue is a little too dark.
"I'm sure it's nothing" Nora said. "It's probably like that due to being thrown at the screen all the time."
"Yeah, now let's throw that thing in!" Coco encouraged her fellow leader.
"Sorry I took so long!" View's voice called out as he came back into the room. "It took me a long while, but I finally found the world I was looking for. For some reason, it was placed at the very back of my storage."
"Oh, that's okay View." Ruby said. "I already got this!"
This prospect confused View. "What do you mean by that?"
"Well, while you were gone for a while, I managed to get up to that balcony thing of yours and managed to get a world of my own!" Ruby explained. "And it just so happens to be the Spider-Man one again!" Ruby smiled as she presented the orb to the stunned watcher.
"What?" View said in a stunned tone.
"Sorry if I messed up anything, but we couldn't wait any longer"
"Ruby...you shouldn't have been able to do that." View stated.
Blake spoke up. "Look, I know you might be annoyed but...
"No...Really, you should not have that orb to the Spider-Man world in your hands" View stated in a serious tone. "It's impossible."
"Why's that?" Yang asked, placing her hands on her hips.
"Because I'm holding it in my hand now" View said and it was true. The orb for the Spider-Man world was indeed in his hand, making everyone there very confused.
"What?" Weiss said in confusion at this.
"But...how is that..." Nora said.
"Maybe there's more than one version of Spider-Man?" Velvet suggested.
"There is, but I'm able to tell the difference between them," View explained. "And I can tell that one there is not one of them" View said, point to the orb Ruby has a hold in her hands.
"But...if it's not the world to Spider-Man, then what is it?" Ruby asked as she was greatly confused by the orb in her hands.
"View?" Ozpin asked as he turned to him.
"I don't know" View said as he floated to where they were. "I've never even seen this orb before" View said as he looked at the orb closer. "It looks to be a poor imitation. Like it's trying so hard to be Spider-Man but fails at every account."
Just as he said that, the orb started to shake in Ruby's hands, startling the young reaper. "Woah!"
"Is...It meant to do that?" Pyrrha asked with a worried tone.
"No." View said as he himself grew very worried by this mysterious orb. "None of the other orbs should be able to do this."
"What...it looks like its changing" Weiss pointed at the orb.
The orb's blue colour then changed to black in seconds, while the red remained the same and continued to shake.
"Red and Black?" View muttered. "I don't think I have any orbs like that." View thought to himself. "The only I know related to those colours is..." Views eyes then widen to large degree, as if they were going to pop out. "Oh god no..."
"View?" Ren asked as he saw View's worried look.
"Miss Rose, drop that orb right now..." View quickly said while his voice was intense.
"What?" Ruby asked.
"Put that orb on the ground, quickly!" View command.
"What's the problem?" Qrow asked.
"Hurry! Before..." View tried to explain until the orb started to shake and rumble more and more, causing Ruby to drop it.
"What's happening!?" Tai asked.
"Is it gonna blow up!?" Nora asked.
"Worse!" View said." Everyone! Back away from it now!" View command as the audience moved away from the general area of the orb as it starts to slightly crack.
The red and black orb cracked more and more before it cracked itself open entirely and it started to spew a red gas around it.
"HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS!" An enthusiastic voice called out from the smoke. "CHILDREN OF ALL AGES! AND EVEN THE OLD BASTARDS WHO ARE PRACTICALLY AND LITERALLY IMMORTAL!"
"Oh no..." View groaned as he knew who this voice came from and dreaded it entirely.
"IT'S TIME...FOR SOME ENTERTAINMENT!" The voice from the clouds shouted as the clouds started to disperses and in the cloud was a figure in spandex.
"Oh...GOD...no!" View groaned.
The red mist finally left as in its place was a man in red and black spandex, posing dramatically before the audience. "HELLO EVERYBODY! DEADPOOL IS IN DA HOUSE!"
His was met by an awkward silence as the audience stared at the man in red and black. "What? Was it the entrance? Was it not flashy enough?" The man asked. "Man, I knew the writer of this damn fic was gonna half ass my entrance, can't trust anyone these days."
"Y'know this crap wouldn't have happened if I was in a Masseffect-TxS story, he knows his shit." The man nodded. "I'm I right guys!" The man asked as everyone else just stared.
"No one? Geez, bit of a downer mood here." The man muttered.
"What are you doing here!?" View called out in anger as he floated towards the man in red.
"Viewy!" The man said with glee. "It is soooo...good to see my favourite ghost guy!"
View was less than thrilled to see him here. "I mean it, Deadpool! How did you get into this realm!?" View demanded.
"Oh, there are a few ways that the writer is too lazy to explain" Deadpool shrugged, annoying View greatly. "But mostly, I just shipped myself here."
"Who...are you?" Ren asked as he got a little closer towards the strange man.
"Oh, Renny" The man moaned. "You don't you know you're brother from another mother when you see him" Deadpool asked in a mock hurt tone.
Ren was initially confused until he realized what he meant. "Jaune?" Ren said.
"Wait, that guy is Jaune?" Ilia asked.
"Yes and no." View said in annoyance, primarily directed towards Deadpool. "This is a version of Jaune known as Deadpool" View informed. "The most annoying man in the multiverse that me and anyone like me as to put up with"
"Oh, View, how you wound me so!" Deadpool moaned before he quickly dropped the act. "You really are a stinker"
"And you are an annoying degenerate" View shot back. "And I want you to leave my theatre.
"OH!" Deadpool moaned as he sat down on one of the seats. "It's because I'm black isn't it!?"
"Are you?" Penny asked the man.
"No, not really" Deadpool quickly waved off, dropping the sad act. "But if the Punisher can turn into a black man in his comic books, then so can I"
"What is he talking about?" Ironwood asked View.
"Nothing," View responded. "Absolutely nothing"
"So, what are you doing here?" Weiss asked.
"Glad you asked that, frosty tits" Deadpool said as he got up and Weiss made a squeaking sound at that nickname. "I noticed that this theatre has lack of me in it so I decided to help you all out by gracing you with the awesomeness that is me!"
"Actually, Deadpool, we were going to watch the world of Spider-Man" View said, crossing his arms and making Deadpool groan.
"Arugh...Why would anyone wanna watch that guy!" Deadpool exclaimed. "He's not even a good version of me!"
"Not from what we've seen" Pyrrha said in defence. "He is quite the hero
"Oh, you're only saying that because you really use his longsword" Deadpool teased, causing Pyrrha to blush the same colour as her hair and couldn't form a proper sentence.
"Is he really that bad" Ruby asked.
"Like you wouldn't believe" View stated.
"Nah, don't listen to him kids!" Deadpool waved as he then crouched down and whispered to Sun's ear. "He got his ass beaten by a Watapon card"
"SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE!" View yelled at the memey assassin.
"Oops! Sounds like I touched a nerve" Deadpool said.
View quickly regained his composure. "Deadpool, we are watching the Spider-Man world and you are leaving, NOW!" View said sternly.
Deadpool looked down at this. "Fine. I know when I'm not wanted." Deadpool said as he dragged himself out of the room.
"Don't you think you were a little harsh on him?" Velvet asked, feeling sorry for that Jaune.
"Trust me, Miss Scarlatina, he'll be fine" View said. "Nothing fazes that gu-"
"SYKE!" Deadpool's voice called out as he ran past View and headed for the screen. "WATCH ME MOMMY, I'MA GONNA BE ON THE BIG SCREENS!"
"NO! STOP!" View called out as he floated after the merc with a mouth. But it was too late, with a yell of "Banzi!" Deadpool fully dived into the screen.
"Damn it, Deadpool!" View shouted at his own screen. "Get out of there right now before I make you!" The spectre angrily demanded.
"Go on then, do it" Deadpool taunted from the other side of the screen.
"I will!" View said. "I have the ability to take out a world if I want to!"
"Well if you think so, then do it..." Deadpool prodded.
"Fine! I will!" View declared as he pulled his arm back, ready to pull out Deadpool from the screen. But he hesitated to do so as he didn't know what part of Deadpool he would be pulling.
"I'm hesitant because I don't know what I'll be touching when I do" View gritted.
"Oh, you can get your ball" Deadpool said. "You may even get two" Deadpool teased, making View cringe in response. "One may be slightly bigger than the other~"
"ERGH!" View gagged in disgust. "It's not worth it!" View shouted as turned around to go back to his post.
"So, that's it?" Sun asked. "You're gonna let him do this?"
"Trust me, its better of this way" View "Let's just get this over with."
"Aw, but I wanted to watch Spider-Man again" Ruby pouted.
"Yeah...Deadpool ruins everything." View said as he got back up to his post.
"Aw, shut up ya whiny ghost" Deadpool retorted. "And watch the magic happens. And this one is a very memorable outing of mine where I fought a discount version of me.
"Oh, so we're not watching the story with the cliché love story and cliché revenge plot?" View mocked.
"Shove it, Danny Phan-suck." Deadpool causally mocked. "And watch the madness. But first, I'll let these guys explain it" Deadpool finished and the screen started.
DEATH BATTLE
"Ooh! That looks pretty metal" Yang said with a hint of excitement in her voice.
"I know I can't wait." Nora said.
(Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston)
Wiz: They say imitation is the highest form of flattery, but sometimes it's nothing but a slap in the face. Such as the case when it comes to these two masked mercenaries.
Boomstick: Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth.
Wiz: And Deathstroke, the Terminator.
"Well, that does not sound good" Penny said.
"No it does not" Ironwood said as he was a little interested in Deathstroke.
"Nah, I wouldn't worried about that yutz!" Deadpools voice rang out into the room. "It's not like he could even beat those Teen Titan kids, even in their 2018 series"
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, Armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
"So, these men take two fighters and see how they would fare out?" Glynda asked.
"Indeed." View said.
"Very interesting..." Ozpin hummed.
"Aw, can't we get to the fight?" Nora pouted.
"I think it's important to see the stats first, Nora" Blake said.
"She's right." Ren said. "It's best if we see both attributes from the both of them"
DEATH BATTLE
The screen shifts to images of Deadpool.
(Cues: Marvel vs Capcom 3 - Deadpool Theme (8-bit Instrumental Version)
Boomstick: You see him on T-Shirts, Internet memes, and EVERYWHERE you look at nerd conventions.
"Wow, this guys is just everywhere" Yang commented.
"And yet, he's still too much" View muttered.
"What? am I too big for you, View?" Deadpool teased, causing View to growl
Wiz: But the story behind this popular anti-hero isn't as light hearted as his joking nature would lead you to believe.
(Cues: X-Men Origins: Wolverine - Wade Goes to Work)
Wiz: Jaune Miles Arc was a globetrotting mercenary looking for his chance to become the world's next greatest superhero. Then he was diagnosed with cancer, which hit him like a flaming semi-truck falling on his face.
"Oh no!" Ruby said in shock.
"Jaune..." Saphron muttered in fear, her wife holding her hand in support.
"Damn," Qrow simply said.
Boomstick: That's... oddly specific.
Wiz: Facing the inevitability of death, Wade gave up. He abandoned his heroic dreams, stopped his chemo treatments, and dumped his girlfriend to free her from the burden of a man doomed to die.
"What!" Yang exclaimed with red eyes. "He shouldn't just leave her! He should've stuck with her!"
"Obviously, she felt different, Yang" Blake said calmly as her partner huffed and sat back down.
BACKGROUND
Real Name: Jaune Miles Arc
Height: 6'2" | 1.88m
Weight: 210 lbs | 95 kg
Place of Birth: Canada (Most of the audience was confused by this place, especially Jaune's friends and family as they knew he didn't leave there)
Aliases:
Merc with a Mouth
Regenerating Degenerate
Ninja Spider-Man
Lives with a blind elderly woman
An even more clichéd cosplay subject more than the Joker
Boomstick: Doomed, until he was offered a cure by Department K, the special weapons development division of the strange, alien world called...Canada.
(Cues: O Canada - English Chamber Orchestra)
"Sounds nice" Ren commented.
(Cues: X-Men Origins: Wolverine - Deadpool)
Boomstick: And by cure, I mean he actually was handed over to the Weapon X program, the same guys who gave Wolverine's bones the old chrome dip. They injected Wade with Wolvie's healing factor.
"Who's that?" Tai asked.
"Someone...that is more than familiar with Deadpool and this department." View said.
"He sounds cool!" Ruby said.
"Sounds feral" Winter remarked.
"If you want, I can show you feral in the bedroom, I'll make sure Winter will definitely come~" Deadpool flirted, causing Winter to blush redly and stutter and Weiss mouth hung open at the commented.
"HA!" Qrow laughed. "I'm loving this guy so far." Qrow continued to laugh, along with Yang and Coco
Wiz: Which I don't even know if that's possible. Do they have like a spare jar of essence of Wolverine or something?
Boomstick: With the ability to heal from anything, his body became a surgical playground for Doctor Killbrew and his assistant, Ajax. Just like Operation, only constantly hitting the sides, *buzzer effects* but hey, at least he doesn't have cancer anymore.
Wiz: Well, actually he still does. His cells just regenerate faster than the cancer can kill him. Beneath the red and black spandex, he's basically a giant walking tumour, which can talk... a lot.
The screen shows Wade's real face, horribly disfigured.
Boomstick: (panicked) AH! KILL IT WITH FIRE! Oh wait, we can't.
"Oh damn!" Qrow cringed at the sheer sight.
"Oh god! That is disgusting!" Sun exclaimed in shock.
"HEY! I don't see anyone going after your tail!" Deadpool yelled at Sun.
(*Cues: The Deadpool Game - It is a Trap*)
Wiz: Meanwhile, among Killbrew's other prisoners, a gambling ring was formed. Patients would place bets on each other's survival under the knife.
Boomstick: And these bets were placed of what they called "The Deadpool." ...Get it? 'Cause it's kinda where his name comes from- Oh, you'll see.
"So that's where he got his name?" Nora asked.
"I think it's kinda unique" Velvet said.
Weiss rolled her eyes. "It's why I never read comics, the naming process is too nonsensical"
"Oh please, don't have a stick up you're..." Yang was about to say.
"Language, Miss Xiao Long" Glynda said.
Wiz: Unfortunately for Killbrew, Wade had somehow gotten superhuman strength, speed, and stamina. Because I guess they got a jar filled with that shit too. He used these skills to kill Ajax and make a dramatic escape. Free at last, his fellow inmates inspired him to take on his now famous namesake...
Boomstick: Deadpool-
"DEADPOOOOOL Yeah!" The red and black mercenary screamed as he himself, entered the screen.
"Wait, what?" Yang exclaimed in shock.
"Damn! Nearly scared the hell out of me." Qrow said.
"You'll get used to it" View said.
Boomstick: What the heck?
(*Cues: Marvel vs Capcom 3 - Deadpool's Theme*)
ABILLITES
Superhuman body
Exceptionally skilled with swords and all form of guns (Ruby was in awe of this)
Mastery in assassination techniques and numerous martial arts (Weiss and Winter were very impressed by this, but was still fuming over Deadpool-Jaune's comments.)
Superb healing factor
Magic satchel. (Ozpin perked up in this prospect)
Contains various items, regardless of continuity - includes teleportation belt, machine guns, katanas, pistols and other things
Fourth Wall Awareness
RAGING SEX MACHINE (The girls who have crushes on Jaune blushed but were very glad to learn this)
The merc with a mouth just chuckled at this. "Oh ho I'm sorry! Please continue talking about how great I am."
Wiz: I was afraid of this. See, Deadpool somehow possess a unique awareness of whatever media he's in. Whether there be comic books, games, TV shows, or an awesome Internet show.
"Wait, does that mean we're all in a video game, or a comic, or even a TV show!?" Nora cried out.
"Of course not, Nora" Ren said.
"But what if were not!" Nora cried out.
"Miss Valkyrie, please, you're all very real" View assured. "It's just Deadpool being a massive dick."
"At least have one!~" Deadpool's voice sang out.
Boomstick: Huh in the what now?
Wiz: Basically, he's a pro at shattering the fourth wall.
"Bingo! Oh hey, Boomstick! Tell your ex-wife I said hello" Deadpool said with a seductive tone.
Boomstick: You've got 5 seconds to get the hell out of here before I blow your head off.
"Please do it now." View muttered. "You'd be doing both of us a favour"
Wiz: Unfortunately, all that would do is piss him off. Bad idea as Deadpool is a Master Martial Artist, Seasoned Assassin, and a Raging Sex Machine- what?
"Yeah, I noticed that you left a few things in the script, so I made some changes." Deadpool said casually. "You know, just the important stuff. Like my penis."
"Nice!" Qrow grinned.
"Good god, it's like having two of them" Ironwood groaned.
"If that ever happened sir, I would gladly throw myself to the Grimm then ever put up with that." Winter muttered.
"Understandable" Ironwood said.
Boomstick: Well, if by raging sex machine, he means getting down with a bloated alien, a shape-shifting teenage prostitute, and Death herself, he must have some pretty low standards. That's right, this guy literally tried to stick his dick in Death! Maybe that's why he liked my ex-wife.
"Man that would've been a killer date!" Yang punned, causing groans.
"Ha! Nice one hot stuff" Jaune-Pool complimented.
"Um...thanks" Yang said, blushing like crazy, much to the chagrin of Velvet and Pyrrha.
(Cues: Deadpool's Old Theme (Le Scar Remix) - Marvel vs Capcom 3)
Boomstick: But besides his dick, Deadpool has an arsenal of weaponry he can pull out from absolutely nowhere!
Wiz: This is an animation technique commonly called the Magic Satchel, though its existence as an actual thing is preposterous.
"I must say...that sounds very intriguing." Ozpin said.
"If only a thing like that could ever exist" Penny smiled.
"Yes...If only." Ozpin said.
"And there he goes with that vague, cryptic shit again" Deadpool groaned.
"Oh yeah? Watch this!" Deadpool yelled as he reaches out from the pit of the satchel, and pulled out a large elephant like pulling out a rabbit out of the top hat.
Wiz: I hate you...
"Oh, I hate you too." Deadpool said in a lovey dovey way.
"As do I" View said.
Boomstick: Me too. Some of Deadpool's favourite toys include-
"My trusty rusty twin katanas, some grenades, my two favourite machine guns (Butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter), a teleportation belt, an infinity stone that alters continuity..." Deadpool listed out as he started to get really giddy. "Ohoho I can't choose! I love 'em all!"
"That is a lot of weapons" Sun said.
"Yeah..." Ruby said with stars in her eyes. "They look so cool!"
"Easy, Ruby" Blake said.
Boomstick: Okay that's it, I'm gonna kill him!
The sounds of a gun cocking was heard. "La-la-la-la-la-la-la..." The Merc sang as he runs away unscathed; the missed gunfire just shot directly to the screen instead.
Wiz: Combined, Deadpool's weapons and abilities has helped him to accomplish some amazing feats in spite of his illness.
STRENGTHS AND FEATS.
Navigated an obstacle course meant for Iron Man-like suits unscathed
Completely regenerated from a single hand
Sole person to outwit Taskmaster
Can dodge point blank machine guns
Killed the Marvel Universe (This potentially worried the audience to hear that this version of Jaune was able to kill that many)
Causally battled Red Hulk
Once became a Herald of Galactus
NOT GARBAGE TIER IN MARVEL VS CAPCOM 3
Boomstick: His quick draw's fast enough to beat 7 Hydra agents at once; he can decimate legions of armed warriors solo... while talking on the phone; he's the only one to ever outwit Taskmaster, who literally has the power to predict his opponent's moves; and in one instance, he even murdered the ENTIRE Marvel Universe, including the supposedly unkillable Wolverine.
"That is a whole lot of things going for him" Tai said, impressed by all this.
"Indeed." Ghira said. "There's almost no limit of his capability."
"Or insanity" Ilia said.
Wiz: He did this with a sword made of Carbonadium, an alloy capable of nullifying healing factors. In other words, he cheated.
Boomstick: He survived skyscrapers collapsing on top of him, having his heart ripped out, his head blown to bits, and even his entire body melted into a puddle.
"Damn!" Yang said.
"Can nothing kill this guy!?" Coco asked.
"No, and believe me, I've tried." View said.
"Little dark there, View" Sun said.
"When you have to put up if him, then you can judge me"
Wiz: But his regeneration is also responsible for one of his greatest downfalls. This power has trained him to think he's invincible, and has become quite careless in battle.
"Indeed." Glynda said. "It could potentially make the boy reckless in battle."
"Not if he learns" Pyrrha said.
"Which my baby brother is most definitely skilled at." Saphron said.
Boomstick: And that just if his extreme ADHD hasn't already put him into a bind.
Wiz: Yet there are few more deadly than the Regenerating Degenerate. Really, Deadpool finally accomplished his dream of becoming the next great superhero.
"Aw, that's great!" Ruby smiled for this version of Jaune, even if he did seem a little crazy, he was still her best friend.
"I just hope it's enough to win his fight" Ren said.
"We need to see what this Deathstroke is like then." Weiss said.
"Aw, that's sweet of you guys!" Deadpool cooed. "Wanna see me naked?"
Wiz: Wait, what? No, no, no-!
Deadpool shows them his naked frame from the comic, scarring them from the disturbance.
"Oh god" Saphron groomed, really not wanting to see her brother nude and quickly hid her son's eyes.
Yang also did the same with Ruby, while also slightly cringing at the sight.
"Well, that's put me off my drink" Qrow said.
Boomstick: Agh, my eyes! Can't...claw them out...fast enough...!
"Aaand now you're scarred for life. Let's see my competition." Deadpool said in an intense tone.
Deathstroke
(Cues: Inhospitable Island/Deathstroke - Arrow)
Wiz: In the history of the DC universe, there has never existed a more lethal tactician and soldier than Slade Joseph Wilson. After illegally joining the U.S. military at the age of 16, he fought in Korea for years where his skill earned the attention of an experimental serum program and the lovely Captain Adeline Kane.
Ironwood and Winter was very interested in the back story of this soldier and the program he was a part of, wanting to know more about the two.
"It sounds like this gay has been through a lot" Tai commented.
BACKGROUND
Real name: Slade Joseph Wilson
Height: 6'4" | 1.93 m
Wight 225 lbs | 102 kg
Alternate Alias: The Terminator
Known for terrorizing a certain group of teenage superheroes
Will shoot children in the knee point blank using a shotgun (Anyone who was a mother was not happy to hear this)
Has yet to be accurately portrayed outside of his comics
Boomstick: This is sounding suspiciously like the origin story of Captain America.
"Who?" Ruby asked.
"Someone you're bound to see." View said.
Wiz: Slade actually gets the girl.
Boomstick: Oh, never mind! But does he steal cars?
"That seems like a jerk move." Sun said.
"That was only one version" View said. "He's not like that.
Wiz: Probably. Slade completely mastered every fighting style under Adeline's tutelage in record time.
(Cues: Unknown Theme)
Wiz: Apparently, this impressed her so much, they were married with a kid on the way in mere months.
Boomstick: Now that's my kind of woman! Oh, you're a badass? No roses! No dates! Let's fight people, get married, and plow!
"I can get that" Qrow nodded in response.
"Maybe that's why Tai got along so why with Raven" Glynda whispered to Ozpin.
"Indeed." Ozpin said.
(Cues: Arrow - Deathstroking / Creating an Army with a Needle)
Boomstick: Feeling pretty fucking great about life, Slade volunteered for an experiment that would help him resist enemy truth serums. Everything went exactly as planned...
Panels of Deathstroke lashing out appear along with the sounds of screaming and shattering glass.
"Well...that didn't go too well" Coco said.
Boomstick: You'd think these guys would've learned by now.
"It seems like a lot of stuff happening in comic books I've seen is science gone wrong" Sun commented.
"I still think their fun" Ruby said.
"Of course you would" Weiss remarked.
(Cues: Injustice: Gods Among Us - Main Theme)
Wiz: Wouldn't you know it, the injection did not have the effects they were looking for. But instead of ruining his life forever, the experiment accidentally transformed Slade into the deadliest assassin in the world. A Terminator if you will. Which begs the question: what on Earth does the U.S. military think is in truth serums?
"Definitely not something that could turn him that feral" Terra said.
Boomstick: Slade rose as a new man known to the world as Deathstroke.
A picture of Deathstroke is shown, but it has a top hat, monocle, mustache, and "LOL!" drawn on it by Deadpool to make fun of his opponent.
Wiz: Really?
Deadpool appears on screen again. "Don't forget to like, fav, and subscribe!" He runs away. "Whoop, whoo-oo, whoop!" Deadpool said as he then runs off.
View groaned in response at this.
(Cues: Deathstroke's Theme - Batman: Arkham Origins)
ABILITIES
Enhanced mind
Blazingly fast reaction times
Nine times the normal processing speed.
Enhanced Body
Superior strength, speed and durability
Adaptive healing factor
Mastery in boxing, jiu jitsu, karate, ninjutsu and sword fighting
Extensive knowledge of battle tactics.
All of these traits and skills very much impressed the audience, thinking that he might give Deadpool a run for his money.
Boomstick: Deathstroke is nearly superhuman. He can hit harder, run faster, react quick, and push himself longer than an Olympic athlete. Plus, he can use 90% of his brain, unlike the average 10%.
Wiz: Come on! If we really only used 10% of our brains, we'd be about as dumb as sheep!
"I believe Bart has said the same thing about that theory" Glynda said.
"Indeed." Ozpin said. "He probably mentioned it in his lessons."
"If he did, we probably wouldn't have heard it." Nora said.
Boomstick: You're a sheep!
Wiz: What's important here is that Deathstroke's mind can process information nine times more efficiently than an ordinary man. He can think quicker, hear better, and see faster- God dammit, that's not a real thing!
Boomstick: Ooh! We should put him and Captain America into a staring contest!
Wiz: He also has a healing factor, which can repair any part of his body... even if his brain is blown to smithereens.
Boomstick: Bringing him back from the dead.
"That's...impossible" Winter commented.
"Well, it is somewhat similar of what we saw from Deadpool" Velvet said.
"Yes, but his process was different from Slade" Weiss said.
(Cues: Arrow - This Ends Tonight)
Wiz: Unfortunately, life back home was rough for Slade. His abilities were put to the test when his son was kidnapped by a group of rival mercenaries. Despite a successful rescue, his son lost the ability to speak.
Boomstick: So his ungrateful wife lashed out in rage and Slade was never the same.
Wiz: Literally.
A picture of Adeline pointing a gun at Deathstroke is shown before blacking out with a gunshot sound.
"Damn...that is harsh" Qrow said, feeling a tad of sympathy for the mercenary.
"I'll say." Tai said in agreement.
Yang couldn't help but feel bad for Slade, even though the guy was an assassin, she couldn't help but feel bad.
Boomstick: But he's one step closer to his secret dream of becoming a pirate. Question, Wizard: If he has a healing factor, how come he's still missing that eye?
Wiz: Well no one knows, Boomstick, but perhaps not even a healing factor can repair the deepest of emotional wounds.
Boomstick: Oh, that's bullshit!
"I tend to agree with Boomstick" Weiss said. "If he does have a healing factor, then it should've been able to heal his wound"
"Maybe his healing factor works differently than Jaune's, I mean Deadpool" Blake said.
Wiz: Despite his new lack of depth perception, Deathstroke remained as skilled as ever.
Boomstick: Partially thanks to his favourite gear. I'm talkin' dual machine guns, a sniper rifle, and a super bomb.
Wiz: Which is actually just a glorified flashbang grenade with trace bits of Kryptonite. Guess who that's for?
Deadpool shows up again. "The guy who fought Goku in one of the most biased fanboy videos ever!"
Wiz: Shut up, Jaune!
"Okay, Ben!" Deadpool mocked.
Boomstick: This is just getting weird!
"It is getting a little odd" Ren admitted.
"What is Kryptonite?" velvet asked.
"It's a type of weakness for a certain person" View said.
"And who's it for?" Yang asked.
"Let's just keep watching, firecracker" Qrow said.
Deadpool drops off-screen.
Boomstick: So back to the weapons. Deathstroke prefers his sweet Thundercat-style sword and laser-shooting energy lance. Also, he's got an awesome suit of Armor, made up of Kevlar and Nth metal.
"Nth metal?" Ironwood asked.
"It's a type of metal that exist in his world" View said.
"I must say, I would very much like to know more about it" Ozpin said.
"So do I" Ghira said.
Wiz: Oh look! Yet another fictional alloy that's stronger and lighter than titanium! Also, he has Armor composed of promethium.
Boomstick: Well, my shirt is made up of "Boomstick-ium". See? I can make up alloys too, writers.
"I don't think you can" Said Velvet.
Wiz: Actually, Boomstick, promethium is a real thing.
Boomstick: Oh, come on!
Wiz: Though in real life, it's a chemical used in atomic batteries to power guided missiles and spacecrafts. But in comic book land, it's not that at all. It can absorb energy, is incredibly strong, and is self-regenerative.
Boomstick: Wait, so his suit has a healing factor too? So, does like his zipper try and close itself when he wants to take a leak? Because that's horrifying. I mean I remember when I got my junk stuck in the toaster-
"No one wants to know!" Yang quickly said.
(Cues: Teen Titans - Robin vs. Slade)
STRENGTHS AND FEATS
Drowned 38 men in under 2 minutes (Yang was amazed by this.)
Had his brains shot out, came back to life just hours later (Ozpin was frankly surprised he managed to survive that.)
Beat most of the Justice League
Decisively defeated Batman in a hand-to-hand fight
Agile enough to elude Superman
Can see at the subatomic level (Penny thought this was impossible for a human and wanted to know more)
Able to kick down a reinforced steel door with ease
Wiz: With his impressive skills and arsenal, Deathstroke has defeated dozens of ninjas at once, survived an exploding nuclear submarine, and took down most of the Justice League by himself.
Boomstick: He's also really good at push-ups.
Shows the footage of Deathstroke in his cell room doing some push-ups.
Wiz: Uh... how many push-ups can he do?
Boomstick: All of them.
"Very impressive" Ironwood said. "The man has a very strong will"
"Indeed." Winter said. "It is a shame that he's devoted to a life of mercenary work."
Wiz: Despite multiple members of the Justice League agreeing he's the best tactician on the planet, Deathstroke is known for violent outbursts of rage when in extreme pain. Depending on who he's fighting, this can make him even more dangerous.
Boomstick: Deathstroke doesn't just solve problems. He terminates them.
"I am the thing that keeps you up at night." Slade said in a dark voice as he picks up the downed Robin.
"The evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I will never rest... and neither will you."
"That...is a really creepy quote" Ruby said, as she slightly shivered in her seat.
"I'll say" Nora said in agreement. "I just hope Deadpool-Jaune wins" Nora said.
"We'll just have to wait and see, Nora" Ren said.
DEATH BATTLE
Wiz: All right, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate, once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a...DEATH BATTLE!
"Well then, let the fight begin" Ozpin commented.
"Let's see who takes down who" Qrow said.
"I'm thinking it might be Wilson." Ironwood said. "Due to his sheer training"
"C'com! Deadpool is practically immortal!" Nora exclaimed. "There's no way he'd lose this!"
"We'll just have to see who fights the best." Blake said.
"And who'll be the winner" Ren finished as they all watched.
The scene starts at the set of traffic lights along with vehicles coming in different directions, the screen then cuts to the bus stop with the poster of Deathstroke with a $5,000,010 bounty, then pans next to the bounty poster of Deadpool's with a $5,000,000 bounty. The two mercenaries are observing the poster of the latter.
"Why is he worth ten more?" Kali asked.
"Maybe he's just a little bit better than him?" Ruby suggested.
"That doesn't make sense" Weiss said.
"So does Deadpool most of the time" Blake retorted.
"PFFT! What a rip! Seriously, what makes this chump worth 10 bucks more than me?" Deadpool exclaims. "C'mon! I'm me! What!? Am I right?" Deadpool asked the mercenary next to him, who just said nothing.
"Really?" Kali said with a raised brow.
"Give them a minute" Ilia said.
"Yeah, I am. I'm pretty sure." Deadpool said as he got back to staring at the poster. Deadpool and Deathstroke realize they are next to each other and somersault backwards.
"Oh, here we go!" Yang grinned as she cracked her knuckles.
"Let's see who wins!" Coco said.
(Cues: Strongest Iron Arena- Tekken Tag Tournament 2)
"It's your lucky day." Deathstroke said coolly as he pulls out his machine guns. "I can show you."
"Oh, boy! A show?" Deadpool said with giddy joy as he pulls out his machine guns. "Can I get popcorn first? I hope they have salt and pepper shakers. I love them to be tasty."
"FIGHT!" Deadpool says it directly at the viewers.
"Did he just...?" Ruby was about to ask.
"I think he did." Pyrrha said.
"Let's just watch the fight" Ren said.
"Ooh! I can't wait!" Nora exclaimed.
Both combatants shoot at each other, with their Machine Guns deflecting each one of their bullets.
"BANG! BANG! BANG! B-B-B-BANG!" Deadpool kept shouting out.
In slow motion at Deadpool's side comes 5 bullets, and came another from Deathstroke's side, bouncing off in opposite sides, then it switches to normal speed, where they keep on firing until both combatants run out of ammo.
"Cool!" Nora and Ruby said in awe at the sight of the bullets clashing into each other.
"That is simply amazing" Ironwood gasped.
"They seemed to be equally matched" Glynda said.
"HA! He wishes" Deadpool's voice rang out.
"Uh-Oh!" Deadpool uttered.
Deadpool drops his machine guns Deathstroke pulls out two ammo clips from his Armor to reload, only to realize that Deadpool has disappeared, wondering where he has gone to.
"Where'd he go?" Velvet asked.
"Damn, it's almost like that trick Blake pulls." Yang grumble, causing her partner to smirk.
"Just because you're too slow..." Blake said.
"Oh, whatever!" Yang exclaimed, keeping her eyes on the screen.
"BAMF!" Deadpool shouted out as he suddenly teleports behind him and kicks him. Deadpool beats Deathstroke while continuously teleporting, and Deathstroke drops his machine guns as well.
"BAMF! Shoryuken! BAMF!" Deadpool shouted out randomly.
Deadpool leaps into the air in slowmo, poised to kick. "Check out this rad air!"
Deathstroke gets kicked in the stomach, and lands on the ground, pulling out his energy lance. Deadpool lands on the ground.
"A Donatello fan, huh?" Deadpool asked. He then takes out his twin katanas. "I was always more of a Leonardo guy myself."
"Who are they talking about?" Tai asked.
"Bunch of Turtles" View responded.
"That's it?" Ilia said.
"I'm too tired out from Deadpool, I'll give a proper explanation when he leaves" View sighed.
"Although, I think most people would pin me more as a Michelangelo, you know that's them labelling-" The merc with a mouth started to ramble until Deathstroke hits him with his staff.
"I will not be labelled!" Deadpool said in a dramatic voice.
"Hell yeah! Nora pumped her fist up.
"Nora, do you even know what he's talking about?" Weiss asked, rubbing her head.
"Not really," Nora shrugged. "But I can get the meaning behind it."
"Sometimes, I can get the meaning behind you" Weiss retorted.
The combatants continue fighting, showing off their skills in combat and adversity. Deadpool using his skills and mouth. (Woah! Didn't know it was that kind of battle!) And Deathstroke in his skills
They fight until Deadpool is knocked far back by Deathstroke's Bo staff, but recovers his landing. Deathstroke goes after Deadpool. "BAMF!" Deadpool said as he teleports out of there and into a better position. "Let's do this!"
Deadpool continues fighting Deathstroke, but Deathstroke gains the advantage, and he continually hits and beats up Deadpool.
"OW! OW! OH, MY KIDNEY!" Deadpool yelps in absolute pain.
"Looks like Mr Wilson has the advantage now." Ironwood said, folding his arms.
"No doubt he'll leave an opening for Mr Arc." Glynda said.
"I wouldn't bet on it just yet." Qrow said. "He'll still find a way out of this one."
Deadpool escapes and teleports into the air. "Comin' at ya!" Deadpool said as he aimed his swords for Deathstroke's head.
Deadpool attacks him in mid-air, but Deathstroke breaks his katanas with his staff. Deadpool teleports away to the side of a road, realizing his swords are broken, but Deathstroke continues chases him again.
"I gotta say, it's kinda an honour to get the snot beaten out of me by you of all people. Bruises aside, of course." Deadpool said.
"At least he respects his opponent" Pyrrha said.
"He's still a nutcase" Ilia said.
"Hey!" Nora said. "He's our nutcase"
"Except, not really" Tai said. "He's still a different version"
"Blah, blah, blah, I wanna keep watching!" Yang said.
"Let's see what kind of mark this leaves on you." Deathstroke said as he shoots a laser out of his lance, piercing through Deadpool's stomach and knocking him onto the road and he gets hit by an incoming truck.
"Ooh!" Ruby cringed at the sight.
"That must look very painful" Penny said.
"ACK!" The red and black mercenary gagged, his wound heals quickly from his regenerating healing factor. He then looks at the man driving the truck. "Hey buddy! Don't let me slow you down!"
"Why isn't he stopping?" Weiss asked.
"Maybe because it's too dangerous?" Sun suggested.
"More dangerous than having two Assassins fight on said truck?" Glynda asked.
Deadpool then teleports on top of the truck. "Where is that son of a gun?" Deadpool asked as he looked around. "I'm gonna show him what for, I swear-"
Before he could even finish that sentence, Deadpool is shot straight through the head.
"OOoooh, SHIT!" Jaune exclaimed.
"That's a pretty impressive shot" Qrow nodded.
"Yeah." Ruby had to agree, even though she didn't like her friend getting hurt, even if he was a mad version.
(Cues: FF7: Advent Children - The Chase of Highway)
Deathstroke is revealed on one of the passing trucks and was using his sniper rifle. He reloads. Deadpool lands on windshield again and talks with the drive again. "Look at me, LOOK AT ME! Do not slow down!"
Deadpool teleports on top of truck again. Deathstroke shoots and misses Deadpool while he keeps teleporting closer, even moving to the other side of the bridge at one point.
"MISSED ME!" Deadpool mocked as he makes a few sounds and keeps teleporting.
"I!"
"HATE!"
"YOUR!"
Deathstroke kept looking around as Deadpool was right behind him. "DUMB FACE!"
Deathstroke quickly turns around and punches Deadpool. "OH, MY KIDNEY!" Deadpool groaned in absolute pain.
"Oh!" Sun hissed. That's not good"
"Looks like this is gonna keep going" Ozpin hummed.
Deadpool is repeatedly punched and kicked until he goes down, Deathstroke then pulls out his sword and got into a battle stance.
"Oh, is it sword fight time?" Deadpool asked with excitement as he got back up. "Good thing I carry spares!" Deadpool exclaimed as he pulled out two more blades to use.
"Where'd he get those?" Winter asked.
"Magic" View simply said.
"That's not" Winter was about to say.
"Yes it is. Just accept it" View muttered.
Deadpool and Deathstroke continue their fighting, with Deadpool parrying Deathstroke.
"Guess its cutting time!" Deadpool said like the madman he is. Deadpool continuously slashes Deathstroke with great speed, but his Armor and healing factor leave him unscathed.
Deathstroke gains the upper hand, shoots Deadpool in the face several times with his pistol, and breaks Deadpool's spare katanas.
"Damn, he is really winning this fight" Tai said.
"He does seem to have the upper advantage" Ozpin said.
"I wouldn't count him out just yet" Terra said.
"Why?" Blake asked.
"Because I think there's still more to come" Saphron said.
"If you spent half as much time concentrating as you do talking, perhaps you would be less predictable." Deathstroke stated.
"OH YOU'RE KIDDING ME! I'M PREDICTABLE!?" Deadpool exclaimed in shock and annoyance.
"He's right about that..." View muttered.
Deadpool reaches and pulls out a boom box, hits play and it plays Marvel vs Capcom 3 - Deadpool's Theme, shocking and confusing Slade.
"What is he...?" ironwood asked with a raised brow.
"Oh, things are getting really interesting now!" Coco grinned.
"I'll say." Nora said in agreement.
"I think this is getting ridiculous" Weiss said.
Deadpool somehow changed his clothes in a split second from his signature red and black jumpsuit to sweats with chains and a DEADPOOL headband.
"I'm just getting warmed up!" Deadpool exclaimed. He starts dancing around, a special effects surrounds him making it flashier and people are cheering from the foreground.
"Well that's...a unique way of fighting" Kali commented.
"If you can call it that." Winter said.
Deathstroke groans in irritation and charges at Deadpool.
Deadpool still break dances while dodging all of Deathstroke's attacks, moving flawlessly and managing to hit him with break dance moves.
"Splick splick, Dynamite!" Deadpool sang as he begins to moonwalk. "He's coming for me, Watch the fight!"
"Kick his butt!" Nora cheered on.
"Thanks, pinky!" Deadpool said from the screen.
As Deadpool keeps on dancing, an annoyed Deathstroke leaps to the side of the bus and starts to shoot at the bus's tires with his pistol, causing it to skid and cause hundreds of car crashes.
(Cues: FF7: Advent Children - The Chase of Highway again)
Deadpool teleports just as a car flies towards both him and Deathstroke while Deathstroke dodges it. Vans and cars kept crashing.
Deadpool, who now is back in his old clothes and had dual pistols, and Deathstroke both leap off two different vehicles towards each other.
The truck tips over while the combatants fight in mid-air, causing a massive collision with all the other cars and trucks. And then land on the side of the school bus, still in mid-air.
Deadpool and Deathstroke continued to fight, evenly matched as they both traded blows and dodged each other's attacks, until Deadpool holds a gun to Deathstroke's head, which ends in Deathstroke wildly slashing Deadpool.
"OW! OW! OW! MY OTHER LUNG! OW! OW! OW!" Deadpool shouted out in pain as Deathstroke continued in dealing blows.
The audience winced at the sheer damage that Slade was putting on Deadpool.
"That doesn't look good." Velvet said with worry in her voice.
"No, it does not" Ren said as he continued to watch.
Deadpool then gets impaled through the chest by the terminator. "MY SPLEEN!" Jaunepool cried out.
Deadpool then gets shot in the back of the head and sent flying off the truck and into some passing cars in the air. "MY LEG!" Deadpool exclaimed as he ends up landing on a flying car. "OH! IT'S CRAMPING!"
"Hate it when that happens" Qrow said.
"Are you drunk again?" Glynda asked, annoyed.
"Honey, I've been drunk since that guy got here" Qrow slurred.
Deathstroke leaps up and then cuts the car Deadpool was on in half, causing an explosion. Before Deathstroke could continue trying to kill Jaune, he then realizes his sword is missing after the explosion.
Deadpool teleports behind Deathstroke and stabs him with his own sword.
"Damn! He got him!" Coco exclaimed.
"Pop-Pop, watching Deathstroke-" Deadpool sang as he leaped off him and then saw a truck is seen about to collide with him. "Ah, Dammit!" Deadpool moaned.
Deadpool is immediately slammed into by the truck. "OH MY THIRD LUNG!" Deadpool babbled into the truck crashed into the ground, causing a gigantic explosion, cars falling to the ground as fire surrounded the entire area.
"Third lung?" Pyrrha questioned.
"Best not to think on it, Pyrrha" Ren advised.
An unconscious Deathstroke is seen, as is Deadpool, who is unfazed by the damage. And he gets up.
"Well, that escalated quickly." Deadpool stated as it was shown he was missing an arm.
"Damn!" Yang hissed.
"I know I have had problems with that." Penny said, causing Ruby's eyes to widen.
"What was that?" Blake asked, not catching what she just said.
"Nothing!" Ruby quickly said.
"Yeah, you might want to lay low for a couple of days, cause... you are, pretty much responsible for a mass murder." Deadpool said as he grabbed a severed leg and attached it to where his arm was supposed to be.
"Ergh..." Ruby cringed.
"That is not where it is supposed to be" Sun said.
Meanwhile, Deathstroke, who is missing his mask, lets out a groan while regaining consciousness with a sword in his chest and Jaune laughed at this.
"It's a Deathstroke kabob!" Deadpool cackled while pointing mockingly. But he just realized that he putted in his leg on the upper arm and his arm attached to the thigh by mistake.
"Nice pun!" Yang slightly smiled, still a little disturbed by the leg arm.
"Not really the time, Yang" Ruby said to her sister.
"Whoops!" Deadpool said. "Hang on, give me a sec. Oh this is going to hurt!" Deadpool said as he went to work of attaching the limbs in the right place.
While he was doing this, Deathstroke pulls his sword out of his chest, groaning in absolute pain. Deathstroke struggles to get up, still determined to finish the job once and for all but was still in pain to do anything.
"Oh dear..." Ozpin said.
"He'd better be quick if he still wants to win this" Tai said.
"One can only hope" Glynda said.
"Whoa, hold on! You heal fast too?" Deadpool asked his fellow mercenary. "I got something special for that!"
(Cues: Sword Art Online - Swordland Theme)
Deathstroke finally gets on his feet as Deadpool pulls out his last sword.
"Carbonadium Sword!" Deadpool gleefully annoyed, showing off the blade. "Murdering all your pesky Wolverines and Saberteeth since 2012! Good year for cinema."
"Are we supposed to know that?" Weiss asked.
"Never mind that, Deadpool is gonna win this!" Yang said.
"With that sword, it does seem possible" Blake said.
Deathstroke charged towards the mad Arc, him doing the same. The combatants fight once more, once again evenly matched. While their swords are locked, Deadpool pulls out a gun and points it against his very own arm and right at Deathstroke's face.
"Oh boy..." Sun said.
"This isn't going to end well for him" Coco said.
"No it is not." Ironwood said.
Deadpool then turned to...the audience itself. "All the children in the audience, cover your eyes!"
Saphron did as the mad version of her brother said and immediately covered Adrian's eyes, Yang doing the same to Ruby, much to her annoyance.
He turned back to Slade and fires, the bullet going through his arm and hitting Deathstroke's good eye. Deathstroke staggers while covering his wounded eye that was formed by the gun's bullet.
Deadpool then makes one more teleport move, right behind Deathstroke and cuts him, causing a splatter of blood on the ground and Deathstroke falls as well, losing the fight and his life to Deadpool. The screen blacking out.
"Is it over?" Pyrrha asked.
"Not just yet." View said.
The screen opened up to Slade's face, still unmoving expect for his lips. "And the moral of the story is..."
Deadpool reveals himself puppeteering Deathstroke's head like a messed up puppeteer. Deadpool gasped in response. "Deadpool wins! YAY!" Deadpool exclaimed as he causally tossed the head aside and another explosion ensues.
"That's a little messed up" Qrow said.
"Just like Deadpool. Who is a lot messed up" Winter said.
While the explosions are heard, Deadpool sings Macarena. "This is totally racist. HEYYY CHIMICHANGAAAAAAA!"
KO!
While Deadpool is driving a sweet ride, on that hood, it has Deathstroke's dismembered head as a hood ornament.
RESULTS
(Cues: CJuicy - Macarena (Moombathon Remix))
Deadpool appears on-screen once more.
"Oh! Oh, DustTube, or whatever comments. Oh, I see you rolling. Oh, you're hating. Oh, it wounds me so- it doesn't at all. Explain how I beat this asshole." Deadpool said, dropping the false act.
Wiz: Don't tell me how to do my job. This was a surprisingly even match. Though Deathstroke was the superior fighter of the two and had the better Armor, Deadpool could take all his punishment and give just as much.
"It would appear so" Ironwood said in agreement.
"The immortality is also a key factor" Ozpin said.
Boomstick: Deathstroke's smart, so normally he would have no problem predicting his opponent's moves, but Deadpool is so unpredictable, not even Taskmaster, or sometimes even himself for that matter, can keep up with whatever he's doing.
Wiz: Unfortunately for Deathstroke, he didn't have the means to put Deadpool down for good. And while Deathstroke's healing factor was perfect for repairing damage, Deadpool's trumped his by being capable of replacing entire organs at a much faster rate. Sometimes the original isn't always the best.
Boomstick: Deadpool is just a cut above the rest.
"Boo!" Some of the audience said.
"Top notch!" Yang and Tai said.
Wiz: The winner is-
Deadpool pops in victoriously to finish the last sentence. "Spider-Man!" Deadpool cheers before he realises his mistake "I mean Deadpool, shit!"
DEATH BATTLE
Just then, Deadpool leaped right of the screen and landed right in front of the audience, preforming a superhero landing. "Ah, gotta love those impractical landings" Deadpool sighed. "So! Who thought I was awesome!" Deadpool asked with glee.
"I did!" Nora threw her hand up.
"Aw, I can always count on you, Nora" Deadpool said with fondness.
"It was quite...thrilling to say the least" Ozpin said.
This made Deadpool sigh in annoyance. "Can you ever not be so one worded all the time? Could you not be more expressive Ozzy!?" Deadpool remarked.
"'Fraid not" Qrow remarked.
"All right, we've seen your fight." View interrupted. "Now leave my viewing room" View demand.
"Aw what!?" Deadpool said in disappointment. "But I wanna watch more worlds with me in them! Who wants to watch the time where I fought A monkey who was also an assassin or when I teamed up with a dead president?" Deadpool asked.
"Um..." Ruby hummed.
"Or, how about a world where Viewy isn't so much of a stick in the ass! If he even has genitalia to not use anyway" Deadpool said with a cheeky smirk at the glaring spectre.
"Get out of my dimension right now before I ruin you." View threatened with a growl in his tone.
"I don't see how you can do that" Deadpool waved off.
View glared. "I'll throw you in the same void as threw in the Sonic orb" View threatened, making Deadpool stare at him in shock for a few seconds.
"Okay, okay..." Deadpool said as he reached into his satchel. "I know when you're serious" Deadpool said as he pulled out a black spot and place it on the ground.
"So, it was a pleasure to see you all" Deadpool said. "I hope to be remembered not as a hero, but as a legend!" Deadpool said dramatically, making View roll his eyes.
"I'll be off in some other reaction fic. Hopefully I'll land in Centre of the Multiverse, Paths of Arcs or Into the Arc hive. Y'know, fics that have way more effort than this and is just, all around better than this." Deadpool said, making View growl.
"I hope to see you all again!" Deadpool said. "Oh, and to those reading this; Feel free to leave a review or two. And when I say reviews, O mean something that talks about the chapter and then a suggestion. Not just leave a request in the first few seconds the chapter releases and that has already been asked a million times."
"Just leave already!" View shouted.
"Fine!" Deadpool groaned. "That's all folks!" Deadpool said and jumped in the hole, leaving the dimension.
View sighed in great relief. He felt a great surge of happiness within him. "Oh thank god! He's finally gone!"
"Come on, View, don't you think you were being a little hard on him" Ruby said.
"When you put up with him more then it's normally required, then you can understand my pain" View said.
"Well, you don't have to deal with him anymore." Ironwood said.
"No, like a Disney remake, he'll be back with more" View muttered.
"At least it's over now" Blake said.
Just before View could answer that, Deadpool's hand then popped out of the hole he left. "Oh! Almost forgot!" Deadpool's voice rang out as he hand exited back in the hole and then back in, this time holding a large present that made View highly suspicious and worried.
"Here's a present just for you~!" Deadpool sang.
"Oh!" Nora said as she walked over with curiosity. "I wonder what it is" Nora said as she went to unwrap it.
"No Nora no!" View shouted as he flew out of his post and took the gift of the ground before anyone could touch it. "You don't know what this thing is!" View said.
"It could be a bomb! It could be a trap. It could even an evil monkey." View wildly listed out and turned and quickly opened the gift. "We don't know what it could be-" View shouted until.
A paint cannon was inside the box and was pointed directly at the spectre. It fired a massive ball of pink paint at View, coating his entire being in pink. Also managing to have a banner across his face that read "Watapon Winner" across it.
"APRIL FOOLS, VIEWY!" Deadpool's voice rang out from the hole, even popping his head out. "See you next time! Meep Meep!" Deadpool finished as he went back down and the hole disappeared, leaving View an angry mess.
He stood there for a few seconds in angry...angry silence. "I really...really hate that man..." View growled.
Thanks for reading this chapter of Worlds of Arc and Happy April Fools!
If I managed to fool people with this, then I did a good job. But if people weren't fooled because of that comment I made on the last chapter, then I'm just an absolute moron.
I'm hoping people really like this chapter, especially now with the whole quarantine thing with Coronavirus. I am also in self-isolation, along with the rest of my family and it is starting to get a little boring. But it's not too bad and I know it's for my own safety.
On the Disney Plus side, heh, I finally got said app. And I'm all glad for it, I finally get to watch the Mandalorian and all other shows and films I like. I recently watched the first two episodes with my dad and thought it was great.
Still haven't watched Season 7 of Clone Wars yet, purely because I'm rewatching the series with my older brother, who is new to it.
Well, hope you all are doing well and remember to stay safe and indoors and wash your hands.
Hopefully the next chapter will come very soon. Thanks and see you around!