Okay I'll be honest with you guys, I wasn't sure how I was going to write this part, so I did my best. At this point, just consider this a chapter to move the plot forward and nothing else.

On an unrelated note, is it weird how most of my social media accounts I never wanted anything to do with, but now I'm addicted to? I mean shit, I used to think Instagram was stupid, but its really handy for keeping up with fitness accounts and shit.

Jem was honestly still shocked, so this big tittied cosplayer crashed through his roof. And had completley fucked up his motorhome. And was now sitting there looking around trying to figure out what was going on. And that was when she locked eyes with him. And by that, I mean she freaked out, pinned him against the wall and had a dagger to his throat.

"URK!" He said as he was not expecting this.

"WHO ARE YOU?! WHERE AM I?! AND WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!" She demanded to know as Jem was suddenly very confused.

"HOLD THE FUCK UP! YOU BREAK INTO MY HOME! AND DEMAND SHIT OF ME?!" He said even though his home was a motorhome and it wasn't hard to break into.

"Answer the question!"

"Who am I? I'M PISSED OFF THAT'S WHAT I AM!" Jem was just being honest.

Like seriously, he JUST finished getting this thing refurbished. And believe it or not, his shock of the gods giving him a big tiddy cosplay girlfriend had worn off as soon as she held the dagger to his throat.

"Why you-" Suddenly Winter heard a scream.

"LOOK OUT!" Weiss screamed as she slammed right into Winter along with Ruby.

Which in turn took the dagger away from Jem's throat as his mouth went wide at the fact he just saw two more people fall out of nowhere.

"….Did….Did they just fall out of a portal?" He said as he saw two more cosplayers, but this time they were dressed up as Weiss and Ruby.

"What the tit fuck?" He said as this was getting weird.

"Owwww." Weiss said as Winter groaned from having two girls on top of her.

"Look what you did you dunce!" The Weiss cosplayer said in a voice that was WAY too accurate.

"I'm sorry! But you helped me make it!"

"I told you it wasn't ready!"

"If it wasn't ready then why did we already put it in bullet form?"

"Because those were to be tested you dolt!" Winter pushed the two girls off of her as she growled.

"Where did that-"

CH CHUNK

Suddenly Winter looked up and she saw the one guy from before, looking very pissed off and holding a 12 guage shotgun.

"Alright, you three have about ten seconds to explain what the hell you're doing on my property in MY TRAILER!" Normally Jem would be calm, especially when it came to a hot girl.

But considering the shit he just saw, he was not going to take this lightly. Especially since that Winter Schnee wannabe just put a dagger to his throat!

"N-Now sir, theres no need for violence." Ruby said in a nervous tone as Winter decided not to test her luck.

"Sir, I would recommend you put that shotgun down."

"You're telling me that when you're the one trespassing on my property? Dressed like anime characters?"

"What are you even talking about?!"

"Oh come on, do you really think I'm stupid, just because you're pretty doesn't mean I'm not going to treat you like a threat, I JUST SAW TWO OF YOU FALL OUT OF A PORTAL!" He said as he heard the sound of something else open up.

"AAAHHHH!" He saw a Blond hair girl fall from the sky and land on his old treehouse and destroy it.

"…I fucking loved that treehouse…" Jem couldn't believe he just saw one of his most treasured childhood memories get destroyed.

Wait a second.

"ANOTHER ONE?!" He yelled as he couldn't believe it was happening again!

"Look, Sir! Theres a completely normal explanation to this!" Weiss said trying to calm everyone down.

"Bullshit!" He yelled back as he backed further away.

"Let me handle this Weiss!" Winter said as she had her weapons ready.

"Winter! You're scaring him!" Okay now this was just getting weird.

These cosplayers had to be really into this, because they were even talking to each other in character despite the fact they seemed to come out of nowhere. He was so confused, and he was freaking out, and he was not a happy camper.

"She's not scaring me! She's pissing me off! Look what you did to the love machine!" He pointed back at his motorhome as everyone cringed at how it was totaled.

"Ugh, horribly named, I doubt any woman would go in there." Winter quipped as he glared at her.

"Who did I just find on my bed again?" He quipped back as she looked pissed.

"How dare you-" Weiss put a hand over her sisters mouth.

"Look sir, I'm sure we can discuss this in a civilized manner!" So far this was not going as planned.

"LOOK OUT BELOW!" Jem groaned as he heard more voices cry out.

"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!" He yelled as he looked back in the sky waiting for the next crazy thing to happen.

And sure enough, more cosplayers came out of nowhere, only this time they were dressed as Team JNPR, and they all landed straight in the compost pile he had over by the garden. In other words, they were not going to be happy when they realized what had happened.

"….This is all a dream, this is all just a very…intense….dream…" Seriously this shit was giving him anxiety.

"Uhm guys?" The one dressed as Yang asked.

"Where's Blake?" She asked as she wasn't with anyone.

"Hey you're right, we haven't see her yet." Ruby pointed out as they heard barking.

"AAAHHHHHH!" Blake yelled as she was running away from a BIG FURRY DOG that looked like the love child in a st bernard, husky, great dane threeway.

Jem groaned as he noticed Zeus was not chasing after this one because he was going to attack her, he ws going after her because he loved making new friends. He was probably the worst watch dog ever.

"GET HIM OFF ME!" Blake said as the dog tackled her and started to lick her to death.

"Awwwwwwwww!" Ruby said as the dog was so cute.

Weiss under normal circumstances would have also been melted at the sight of the dog. But right now she was trying not to make this guy go crazy.

"OKAY SERIOUSLY! NOBODY MOVE! UNTIL I FIGURE OUT WHATS GOING ON!" He said as he fired a shotgun shell into the sky.

"Okay okay!" Weiss said as she made sure Winter wouldn't do anything.

"How did you all appear out of nowhere?! Why are you all cosplaying?! And why did you destroy the my motorhome?!" Jem yelled as everyone looked at each other.

"Well uhm, you see Sir, we're huntresses and huntsman in training, and we were sent here by some kind of dust related acc-"

"Okay first off, this isn't RWBY, come back to the real world where dust, Grimm, And sniper rifles that turn into scythes don't exist!" Jem said as Ruby's mouth dropped.

"How did you know about Crescent rose?" She asked as the man rolled his eyes.

"Literally everyone knows about it, I mean, RWBY was one of the most popular web series for awhile." Okay, now it was everyone's turn to be confused.

"Web series?" Weiss asked.

"Oh don't play dumb with me, if you think your cute cosplay is going to stop me from shooting someone for trespassing, then you're dead wrong!" At this Weiss took offense.

"Hey! This is not cosplay!" She said as Ruby spoke up.

"Yeah! Our clothing is totally practical!" She said as Jem raised an eyebrow.

"You're saying that while you're dressed like a gothic lolita?" Okay, she had no response to that.

"Look, I'm sure you're just a little mad because we destroyed your…..motorhome." Weiss said as the man must not have been thinking straight.

"A little mad?! Well no shit Sherlock!" Wow, this was not going well.

"I assure you! We are who we say we are!" Weiss said as she had to figure out a way to get him to put the shotgun down.

"Oh really, well then prove it!"

"Prove it?"

"Oh I don't know, kill some Grimm or something, I don't know."

At that, they all looked around.

"There are no Grimm around here." Yang said as he rolled his eyes.

"Oh wow, really, what a shocker."

Finally Winter had had enough of this.

"FINE! HERE'S YOUR PROOF!" She said as she slammed her sword down into the ground.

Only for a giant white golem to appear out of a sigil in the ground.

It was designed to look like an Atlesian knight, and needless to say, Jem's reaction was priceless.

Immediately he lowered the shotgun, he didn't drop it. But lets just say his mouth was all the way to the ground as he looked at the giant glowing golem in front of him. There was no way that this could be real. This had to be a dream.

"Okay, I get it, I'm dreaming!" He said as everyone groaned.

"EW! I smell like rotting pumpkin!" Nora said as Team JNPR woke up and realized they were in a compost pile.

"Yeah! This has to be a dream!" He said with a shaky laugh as this didn't happen in real life.

"Uhm, no we're real." Ruby had no idea why he was acting like this.

"Yeah uh huh sure, totally real, because in real life, Winter Schnee would really be on my bed in ripped clothing waiting for me, yeah that's totally realistic!" He said as Winter spoke up.

"I wasn't waiting for you! You ass! I was thrown here against my will!"

"Geez, even in my dreams women don't like me, that kind of hurts." Jem said as he calmed down enough to shoulder his shotgun.

"Okay, well since this is a dream, I guess I don't have to worry anymore, my motorhome will be completely fine when I wake up." He said as Team JNPR crawled out of the compost pile.

"Can somebody get this dog off of me?!" Blake said as nobody seemed to care this giant mutt was on top of her and wouldn't let her get up!

"Oh don't be such a scaredy cat!" Jem giggled as Yang liked that.

"Ha a, good one!" She said as she was enjoying seeing her Partner like this.

"Look, we all got off on the wrong foot, why don't we start over? My name is-" Weiss started but Jem finished.

"Yeah yeah, I know who you all are, Winter Schnee, Weiss Schnee, Ruby Rose, Yang Xiao Long, Blake Belladonna, Pyrrha Nikos, Jaune Arc, Lie Ren, and Nora Valkyrie." At this everyone got creeped out.

"H-How did you know all that?" Weiss as a bit worried.

She could understand if someone knew who she or Pyrrha was, but to know everybody here? That was a bit concerning.

"Well duh, characters from RWBY." He said as a matter of fact.

"You lost me." Weiss said as Winter was still glaring at the man.

The fact he had called her a 'Big tiddy Cosplay girlfriend' would not be forgotten.

"You're joking right? This is gonna be one of those dreams where I have to reveal that you guys are all part of a major web series and then show you it, and watch you all get horrified as you see the future that's in store for you all? Ugh fine." He said as he walked into the ruins of his motorhome.

"Well come on in! Not like this dream is ending anytime soon anyways." He said as he motioned for all of them to come into the smokey wreck.

"I don't like this, this guy looks like trouble." Winter said being suspicious.

"Well as of right now, we don't have any other options!" Weiss said to her sister.

"Man this is lame, I was hoping If I was going to have a RWBY related dream, I would be doing something bad ass, not having to deal with boring stuff like this." RWBY or JNPR didn't like the way he was talking about them here.

"How is this boring?"

"Oh come on, I literally have to show you guys your own show, I don't get to do anything bad ass like fight Grimm, or get a bad ass weapon, I mean shit, based on the fact that I still feel the same as I do in real life, this dream sucks! I get no special powers at all!" He said as Nora scratched the back of her head.

"He's got a point there, it sucks to have a dream when everyone around you has super powers but you're stuck being a normal guy." At this Jem pointed at her.

"Thank you!"

"Will you shut up and just show us this web series!" Winter was not getting patient.

"Ugh, Geez, you were a lot nicer in the show." Jem said as Winter's brow twitched.

"Ah here we go." He pressed play on something.

Only for it to show three girls in what appeared to be girl scout uniforms staring up at a hole in the roof in shock.

"He can pee in me….anytiiimmmmeee." The one on the right said.

The one in the middle looked disgusted.

"TABII SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK?!"

"What the heck?" Nora said as she saw that.

"Woops, sorry wrong show." He said as he looked through his video selection on his laptop.

"….Was it just me or did those scouts sound like Nora?" Ren asked.

"Ah here we go." He pulled up episode one.

"Here, enjoy, I'm going to go grab a beer." He said as he walked out of the motorhome to go to his parents house.

Little did he know the massive effect this would have on everyone watching.

"WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GET THIS DOG OFF OF ME!"

While also forgetting about one of their other friends.