Whats up Guys, back again with another chapter. So I saw the volume 7 premiere, and I think it was a good way to start the volume, that being said, don't worry I won't post any spoilers. With that out of the way. I just got back from the gym, ordered some new gear from Norse Fitness, cooked up some chicken breasts and rice. And now finishing off this chapter, so overall its a good day.

"Ugh, it smells in here." Winter said as she was spraying febreeze all over.

"You literally JUST got in here!" Jem said as he had no idea what she was complaining about.

"It smells like Coffee in here!"

"How is that a bad thing?"

"Most of us don't prefer to smell like coffee!"

"….Commie…" Jem said under his breath.

After they had settled the housing arrangements for the displaced Hunttresses. Winter had immediately walked out with Jem to the motorhome. Needless to say, neither one of them was pleased. While Jem would usually be excited about a hot woman living with him, this was different. This woman probably hated his guts. And the fact that based on her attitude, she was obviously some sort of Officer in the Atlas military, it conflicted with his enlisted attitude. Plus, his motorhome wasn't even dirty! He may have been an enlisted man, but he was tidy above all things! And yet she was treating it as if he was a hoarder!

"Do some laundry!" She said as she tossed his Norse Fitness tops into a pile.

"Those were already washed!" He said as he knew for a fact he just did those.

"And get some variety in this fridge!" Winter said as all she saw was Bacon, eggs, sausage, milk, some beer, and for some reason a bottle of whiskey.

"You can't just dictate things! This is my motorhome!"

"And while I am grateful for the place to stay, I will not be living in Squalor." She said as she was already cleaning.

"You call this being dirty?" Jem didn't even want to know what she considered clean.

Well, he was already starting to dislike this. But then again, she was actually cleaning some of the stuff, so he guess he couldn't complain too much. Except he was certain she must have some form of OCD considering how she seemed to be cleaning and fixing things a certain way. Anyways, he just decided to say fuck it, and he took his workout clothes into his parents house so he could do a load of laundry, if just to get her off his back.

"How's it going so far Son?" His father asked him as Jem groaned.

"She's been in my trailer for about five minutes, and she's lecturing me on it being dirty."

"Really? But you keep that place clean?"

"My point exactly! But she's treating it like I live in a crack den!" It was irritating.

You know, in all of his years writing fanfiction, and doing self inserts and pairing himself up with a character like all the other forever alone virgins, he thought things would be great. But now he practically was living a self insert fanfiction and it fucking sucked. Then again, he figured Winter could be like this, so its not like it was far fetched. But damn it was annoying as fuck.

Most guys would be happy as hell because they assumed they would get a big tiddy anime girl for a wife. But nope, he got stuck with an Ice Queen roommate who was forcing him to uphold his trailer to impossible levels of cleanliness. Talk about getting the short end of the stick. Nothing good was going to come of this, he was sure of it.

Meanwhile, he looked in the living room to see that Yang and Ruby were enjoying some shows on Netflix.

"This is awesome!" Ruby said as she was watching Gundam with Yang, and she couldn't help but gush over the Mechs.

"This world ain't so bad after all!" Yang said as they had found a lot of fun shows on Netflix.

They had started out by watching Strongland, but then Ruby found the cartoon category, and now they were busy watching that. Granted there were some they realized were not oriented for kids, for example when they came across Archer, which they didn't realize was for adults because it was animated. But they soon learned that adult shows could be animated as well when they watched the first episode.

"Well, at least they're having fun." He said as he saw his mom walk into the living room.

"Cookies?" She asked Ruby as both Yang and Ruby smiled and happily accepted the cookies.

"…..Mom, why are you baking cookies?"

"Ohhh, they just looked so cute watching cartoons, I couldn't help it!" His mother said as he rolled his eyes.

"Okay, I get that, wheres Weiss and Blake?"

"Oh they're down in the basement, watching some disney movies." At this he raised an eyebrow again.

"Is almost everyone staying in here watching cartoons of some kind?" He asked as his mother nodded.

"Pretty much, we asked them to help with chores and work around the house."

"And?"

"Ruby finished up half of them by herself using her speed, Yang moved most of the furniture by herself, Weiss helped decorate, and most of….Team JNPR? They helped with the cleaning, the only one we had trouble with was Blake."

"Why is that?"

"We asked her to feed Zeus."

"And?"

"And he loves his new cat friend."

"And how did she take that?"

"She's mad because he won't leave her alone."

"Hehe."

"Weiss doesn't mind, she's been petting Zeus all day."

Okay that was kind of adorable.

"Oh well, I got to get to work, I'll be back later on."

"Of course, still working with the girly man client?"

"You mean Alex? Yeah, but at least I got him to stop wearing that stupid 'Future is female' shirt." Jem said as he got ready to go to the gym.

"I don't get why you're working with him?"

"Hey, he may not be the kind of guy I would hang out with on a daily basis, but he's changing for the better, and I love to see that stuff. Anyone whose willing to put in the work at the gym to change their health I can respect, that being said, I'm also hoping he stops acting like a girl, because its getting awkward hearing him moan in pain at the gym, but it sounds like he's having sex." Jem cringed the last time he was helping with squats.

Do you know how awkward it is to be spotting a man doing squats, but everytime he finishes a rep he lets out a moan like Mia Khalifa? It was awkward as shit.

"Alright, well, have fun."

"Will try."

At the gym

"This sucks…." Jem said as he was not liking this.

First Alex kept making sexual noises throughout the workout again. So he had to put duct tape over his mouth to stop it. And then after he had helped him finish his workout, one of the cougars had asked for his help in their workout. But his boss made sure to tell him he couldn't help them with anything heavy, and he had to help them with stretching, which in this case, was demeaning. Because he hated being an assistant to a cougar yoga class. Again, not even the hot cougars, but the ones who had severly let themselves go.

Seriously, the amount of people who tried to get grabby with him was freaking him out. And if he wasn't in need of the money so bad, he would honestly have quit already. Seriously, he was certain he could file charges against some of them. Because it was getting creepy. Then again, his boss wouldn't allow it, so he decided to say fuck it and charlie mike.

"Jem, the ladies from the spin class say the sauna is broken." His boss said as Jem sighed.

"On it…" He knew this game.

The women from the spin class were again trying to hit on him, they were the snorlax women he mentioned before. And chances are they wanted him to come to the sauna so they could show themselves off, which honestly was not appealing to him, and he didn't want to go. But he remembered how much he needed the money.

"I hate this…" He said to himself as he walked into the steam room to fix one of the vents.

"Oooh ladies! Look who it is!" One of the big ones said as they were all in towels.

"I swear to god, I should just pretend I'm gay, it would probably get this to stop." Jem thought to himself as he looked at the vents.

"Evening ladies." He said as he was focusing on the vent.

"Aren't you hot in that outfit?" One of them said as Jem was in black sweat pants and a tanktop.

"Nope, completely fine." He said as he just wanted to get the hell out of there before they got all grabby.

Seriously, he was certain he did something to piss the gods off at one point. Because it seemed like the only women who were interested in either fat, ugly, or old. He could deal with the old if they were a silver fox, but instead of that, he got these wannabe hoes. The world wasn't fair. Hell he would take a GMILF over this torture.

He looked over to see one of them was eating a candy bar while in the sauna. Okay first off, not cool eating that in the gym, secondly, why the fuck would you eat that in a sauna, its gonna melt and get everywhere, and thirdly, did these women really need the candy?

But again he couldn't yell something like 'Stop being fat.' Because he needed the job. So again, he had to deal with it. Again, he had no problem with those actively trying to change, but these ladies he had seen go to Mcdonalds to get three big macs right after their workout. So they were not his group of people.

"You're wearing a hoodie and sweatpants, that's got to be boiling." In reality, they were just trying to get him to strip.

"Not really." He said as he found the source of the problem.

"The sauna isn't broken, one of the vents for steam was clogged with a towel." He said as he pulled it out and got the fuck out of there.

"Wait! Stay for a bit!" One of them giggled.

"Can't, got to go!"

He wondered if everyone back at the house was having a better time.

AT THE HOUSE

"THIS IS GREAT!" Ruby said as she had never been so comfortable.

She hadn't had cookies, cartoons and time to just act like she was a kid again in awhile. Everyone here was having a great time, which was weird considering how they pretty much saw the fall of beacon and the whole world when they saw Jem's computer. They watched up to Volume 7's premiere. They couldn't belive they had gotten so much information about the future. Everyone had calmed down though since Pyrrha's death. And she was handling it much better, although right now, she and Jaune were being a bit awkward when trying to comfort each other. Because they HAD to come clean with their feelings now, and needless to say it was starting to feel rushed because neither one of them was ready to admit it yet.

Weiss was enjoying learning about the classical music scene of this world. To think that there was a whole new world of music she never knew about, it was absolutely amazing. Blake however had mixed feelings about this world. She had been reading and watching history documentaries, and she was disappointed and horrified to learn that this world has as much of a bloody history as theirs. Granted the thing that shocked her was that there were no faunus in this world.

Course, she discovered something that scared the fuck out of her. And needless to says he was staying away from the internet for a long time.

In her quest to see if there was anything similar to the faunus on Earth, she had discovered something unholy and disgusting.

Furries….

At first she thought it was okay, she saw it was just a bunch of people just cosplaying as anthro animals, some wore fake ears and tails, which while on Remnant it would be racist, it was harmless here…..until she got to the yiffers.

Needless to say, she knew better than to click on a website called xnxx when searching for more info on furries.

She took a long shower while holding her legs in horror while rocking back and forth at the horrors she had witnessed.

"What the fuck is wrong with this world?" She would often think to herself when seeing that furry shit.

Shit like that made her almost understand the SDC treatment of faunus. But she soon snapped out of it, when she realized that this had nothing to do with it, and she was just feeling confused because she had been that freaked out.

Furry porn was not something you wanted to look at unless you were into that sort of thing.

Needless to say, Blake was not one of those weirdos.

Ren meanwhile had been enjoying himself. He woke up this morning with a nice cup of tea and watched the sunrise, and he was busy reading some of the books that Jem had in the house. Ranging from philosophy, mythology, history, fiction, non fiction, and meditation. Needless to say, he was feeling very at peace in this world.

Nora in the meanwhile was watching cartoons with RWBY.

And she had grown quite fond of watching a show with some thunder god who wielded a hammer! It reminded her so much of her!

Winter however…well she was not having as good of a time as everyone else. Mostly because she was seeing everything as work, and she was not satisfied with the quarters she was forced to stay in. She had been cleaning the motorhome all day because Jem was at work, and she had finally gotten up to some liveable standards.

Granted, she did have to throw his Guinness out to make room for healthy drinks in the fridge. But she was certain that wasn't a big deal.

"You got to be fucking kidding me?!" Jem yelled as Winter was busy reading her book.

After that shitty day at work, all he wanted was a cold glass of Guinness. And Winter had thrown them out.

"Excuse me?" She said as she looked up from her book.

"Where is my beer?!"

"I threw it out."

"Why?!"

"To make room for the tomato juice."

"This is my home!"

"And while I understand that, I hardly see the reason to poison your body with that drink."

At this Jem glared at her.

"I'm getting my beer back." he said as he went to the trash can and picked it out.

"Its warm by now." She said as Jem looked her dead in the eyes.

And he cracked it open, poured it into a glass, let it turn black. And then chugged the whole thing down.

"...That is disgusting..." She said as she saw him drink a warm beer from the trash.

"I'm putting my beer back in the fridge."

"I don't think so!"

Needless to say, Team RWBY and JNPR could hear them arguing from the house.

"Why did we put her with Jem again? They don't seem to get along too well." Pa asked Ma as he was starting to get confused.

"It will be good for him and her."

"In what way?"

"Simple, she's high class and has a stick up her ass, he's middle class and is from the backwoods, I think they could learn a lot from each other."

"Darling, you realize this isn't a romance novel right?"

"Let me have my fun!" Ma said as she had a good feeling about this.

Even if Jem was currently mocking Winter by drinking another guinness in front of her while wearing an American flag bandana.