So I decided to take a break in between writing chapters, to give myself more time to relax. That and I'm trying to keep it so the story doesn't get too rushed too quickly. I mean the benefit here with this one is Winter and Jem's relationship will develop more over say 50 chapters versus the previous Out of Place which they only met about 15 to 18 chapters in, and then had less time to develop. but this time I can take it a bit more slowly and work with it.

That being said, my priorities right no do not include this story. Despite the fact I'm enjoying writing for it again.

"I warned you not to eat too much…." Jem said as Winter was holding her stomach.

Needless to say after she had that first bite of bacon. She had fallen in love, she couldn't believe something this tasty was kept from her all her life. Sadly Jem didn't have much bacon left in his fridge due to the fact he went through a lot of bacon and hadn't gone to the store yet to pick up more. Luckily however, there was still a steady bacon supply in the house. Which was why he ran inside to get some. He cooked them up really quick, and needless to say, he had no idea Winter could be so happy. While she did have some control, for example, she waited until the bacon was cooked to the standard she preferred, but she also let it dry off a bit and let the grease either soak into the napkin wrapped plate it was on, or was absorbed back into the meat. Either way, she was absolutely loving bacon. She had finished her eggs, her pancake and her sausage, but the bacon was what she couldn't get enough of. But Jem had warned her not to eat too much of the delicious treat.

Sadly she had not listened, and she was currently curled up in a ball holding her stomach as all the grease was now taking its toll on her stomach. What did you expect, she had never eaten bacon in her life, nor had she ever eaten any grease filled food, so needless to say, her body was not used to unhealthy snacks. So needless to say, imagine Winter's body as Tesla, looks good, runs on clean energy, and high maintence. But add bacon, and it was like adding Diesel fuel to a tesla, it just doesn't work.

"It was so good….." Winter said as she didn't have the energy to put on her ice queen persona.

"Oh trust me I know, but truth is, as good as it is, you got to know your limitations, too much of a good thing can be a bad thing you know." He said as Winter was feeling green.

"You didn't stop me…." She accused him.

"Well to be honest, I wasn't expecting you to go through four pounds of bacon." He said as he had trouble getting through two pounds of bacon by himself.

"I…I need to go…." She wanted to get up but she was having trouble moving.

"What do you mean you need to go?" He asked as she had nothing to do.

"I need to GO." She said as Jem suddenly realized something.

"Oh…OH…." He said as he looked around.

"You can't do it in here…." He said as she glared.

"What?! Why?" She said as she continued to hold her stomach.

"Well, it's a general rule, I mean, number 1 is okay, but number 2s are a no go in here…" He said as that was a standard rule for RVS.

"I'm sorry what are you talking about?" She had never heard that term.

"Uhhh, you know what, I'll tell you later, lets just go into the house."

"I….I can't really walk….." She said as she was having trouble moving.

Jem sighed and knew one thing was going to happen.

"HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Winter said as he began to pick her up.

"Just shut up and let it happen." He said as he picked her up bridal style.

"Stop! Put me down!" She said as she was getting an embarassing blush.

"Hey! You said you needed to go, and you can't walk, and I'll be damned if…..if an accident happens in my motorhome!" He said as she glared at her.

"How dare you! I would neve-" Her stomach made a weird gurgling noise as she held it in pain.

"You wanna try that again?" He asked.

"….Just go…." She said as he nodded.

"Please hold it in…..this is my favorite shirt."

SMACK

"AHHH!"

Inside the house

"No way!" Yang said as she was looking outside the window.

"I know! Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is a genius!" Weiss said as she was listening to more classical music.

"No! I mean Jem is carrying your sister bridal style!"

"WHAT?!" Weiss threw her headphones off as she ran to the window.

Sure enough she saw that Jem was currently carrying her older sister bridal style away from the motorhome.

"OH that son of a-' What was he doing got her?

"Wait, whys she making that face?"

"She's being carried by an idiot!"

"How do you know he's an idiot?"

"You do realize we saw him drinking and tap dancing last night to piss off Winter right?"

"Okay fair enough." Yang said as Blake was again trying to get Zeus off of her.

"Go away!" Blake said as the dog was bothering her with his love and affection.

"Sorry, Ol Zeus here loves cats!" It was true.

Unlike some dogs who didn't get along with cats, Zeus absolutely loved them and wanted to smother them with his love. Which was not working out well in Blake's favor. Because she was two of the things Zeus loved most in this world, people and kitty cats. So Blake never had a chance.

Jem kicked in the door and ran Winter to a certain room.

He walked back into the kitchen to see Weiss looking pissed.

"What was that?" She asked as Jem scratched his head.

"I'm pretty sure you don't want to know." He siad as she glared.

"Well, did you know your sister has never had bacon?"

And all of a sudden Weiss was more confused than angry.

"Well yes, its not that surprising considering how our father never liked us trying to eat greasy food." Weiss didn't see the issue.

"First off your father is a dick, and well, lets just say she ate too much, and now all that grease is making a comeback." Weiss was confused as to what she meant.

"I'm afraid I don't follow."

"Uhm….imagine she was a prius….but now shes a supercar."

"A what and a what?"

"She has the shits! Okay?"

"…Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!" Weiss said walking away.

"Hey I tried to say it politely!"

Jem didn't know what her problem was. This was what happened when you ate too much greasy food. Especially when you weren't used to it. And considering how Winter had been only eating healthy food for what he assumed was most of her life, she might as well have drank about a gallon of super laxative.

"Hey, uhm.." He knocked on the door.

"You doing okay in there?" He asked as he could have sworn he heard crying.

SHLUNK!

Only to see the tip of her sword poke through the door right in front of where his nose was.

"….Okay I can take a hint." He said as he noped the fuck out of there.

He got the feeling that Winter was not going to be coming out of there for awhile. And when she did, she would not be in the best of moods. Sadly, while he had a hangover cure, he did not have a diarrhea cure. So she was not going to be happy.

Jem walked into the living room where Yang and Ruby were currently watching a documentary on the viking sword Ulfberht. Yang didn't want to watch it, but Ruby being the weapons geek she is wanted to see how different the blacksmithing of this world was to her world. Yang meanwhile was trying to stay awake, but there wasn't much you could do when most of the documentary was either history or a guy working a forge.

"So, we heard you poisoning Weiss's sister?" Yang said as Jem laughed.

"Hey, I didn't do anything, I simply made her bacon, and her stomach couldn't handle that much grease at one time."

"Well to be honest, you could have warned her!" Weiss said as she was looking though the bookshelves.

"Sorry, but the only thing going through my head was 'Wow I can't believe she's never had bacon and oh wow she's really scary when she's making demands."

Blake meanwhile was sitting at the breakfast table enjoying some nice hot tea while reading some smut novel she found in Jem's sisters room. But she made sure to make her own voice heard in between paragraphs.

"You could have told her not to eat too much when she was eating some, that way she would have been tranquil enough to listen to you, but also knowing her limitation when it came to how much she could eat."

"Okay fair enough, either way, she was having too much fun, I couldn't take that away from her." He looked around.

"Hey wheres Team JNPR?" He asked as Blake spoke up.

"They went to the store with Grandmama." She said as Jem scratched his head.

"Huh weird, Grandmama doesn't like anyone going to the store with her."

"She really likes Nora."

"Of course she does…."

She saw Nora eat about a metric ton of food and not put on any weight. She either considered her a challenge or a starving child, so she was trying to fatten her up.

Granted it was almost impossible because he had talked to Ren. Nora had the metabolism of a hummingbird. It was in part due to her natural metabolism and her semblance for electricity. Honestly it didn't make a lot of sense to him. If anything it sounded like something out of sci fi, but then again he wasn't going to question it, after all they did fight giant monsters with super powers and insane weapons. So was that really that uncommon to believe Nora had a high metabolism? The only thing he couldn't understand was if her metabolism was so high, wouldn't she be like the flash and have to constantly be eating? Or did she have the good parts of metabolism without the shitty never eating enough parts? He didn't know.

"Don't you have to work today?" Weiss asked.

"Nope, today is my day off to just go to the gym and relax." At this Yang felt the need to speak up.

"Man I haven't been in the gym for forever, last time I went, my bench was around 560, but then again that was before I really started training seriously." She said just thinking out loud. And Jem seemed to take what she said with a grain of salt.

But if you were to look inside him, you would see the pain that she had inflicted on him. And it was not pretty. But he had to hide the pain. So he put a smile on and said.

"Ah I get it, your aura helps boost you up." He said with a forced smile.

But in his head all he was hearing was.

"She warms up with your max bench you small weak little bitch! Not even a pump can make you look big now!" The voice in his head was mocking him.

He had no idea why the voice sounded like the guy from Broscience. But it still hurt like a bitch.

"Yang, we don't need to go to the gym at all." Weiss said as Jem felt some life returning to him.

"Granted, he may have to because he doesn't have aura, so he's not as strong as us, but that's just natural." And just like that, Weiss stabbed him in the heart.

Weiss was a petite delicate thing, the fact that she could squat more than him irritated the fuck out of him.

"If you think about it, it doesn't really count, I mean, we do fight giant Grimm, so of course we're considered superhuman here." Blake was a bit more polite, but still wasn't helping.

"Oh! Here Jem! I prepared this for you at the gym!" Ruby said as she gave him a shake.

"Whats in it?" He asked as his mind was taken off of the pain.

"Just try it!" She said as he took a sip.

Only for his senses to be dominated by the sheer ecstacy of cookie dough.

"It's a special cookie dough protein shake I made for you! No added sugars! And completely healthy!" \

"Thanks Ruby…." Suddenly his mood was rising.

"You drink enough of those, you'll be as strong as me one day!" Anndd there it was.

The last nail in the coffin.

"…..I need to go to my happy place….." He said as he left the house feeling depressed.

Stupid, bullshit anime powers…..