Okay, So gym on base is closed down, so kind of mad about that, but luckily I can improvise until they open them back up. All I know is right now, all I want to do is get out of the army. Granted again, that may not be the wisest decision if this all continues to go on, but we'll see.

Corona just HAD to hit when I'm trying to get out didn't it? But there is good news,I pretty much got a free vacation off of work, so thats kind of nice. Even if we can't really do anything.

Only thing I know for sure is, I'm gonna keep writing a bit more, and going to keep building up a plan for getting out.

Winter

"I don't know if I can deal with this much longer." Winter was honestly going crazy.

Since she had been here, she hadn't been working, she had been exercising, but she needed something else to do. On top of that, Jem would still occasionally dress like a homoerotic soldier while shooting guns and would refuse to stop because 'this is a free country damn it'. And if she tried to make him stop he would just call her the King George of party pooping. And on top of that, those damn visions of the farmer and the countess would not leave her alone. And the fact that Jem dressed like that, he was just asking for it! But again, she maintaned that she wasn't attracted to him, the only reason she was having those dreams was because of a few reasons.

1. She was still a virgin.

2. She had not been on a date in a long time.

3. She had read a smut book she enjoyed.

4. She had seen Jem naked as she was reading the book which means her brain made the association between the two and she couldn't stop it.

But now she was going to try to get a good nights sleep, she had already taken some calming tea, as well as some lavender extract, and she was certain that for the first time in a long time, she was going to get some sleep.

IN DREAM WORLD

Winter was laying on a bed of furs, she had no idea how she had gotten there. All she knew was that she wasn't wearing any clothes. She got up to look around seeing the multiple bones with runes carved into them scattered around the tent. She saw a piece of broken glass that she assumed one would use as a mirror if there was nothing else. She looked in it and saw that the only thing she had on was some silver necklace with a blue sapphire as well as multiple rings around her hands made to look like small serpents biting their own tails.

"Woman..." She heard a low gruff voice as she turned around.

She saw a man whose face was covered by a wolf headdress, with a red beard, with a defined physique and tattoos she couldn't quite place.

"Woman! Here! Now!" He said roughly as normally Winter would be offended.

And yet she found herself walking forward almost as if she was being compelled to.

She felt a shiver go through her body as the man stood up, his face being hidden by the wolf headdress and the shadows as he walked around her and inspected her, his fingers brushing against her skin sending jolts up her spine every now and then as for some reason her breathing got heavier. Suddenly the man was in front of her, and he picked her up.

By instinct she wrapped her legs around him as he pushed her up against the wall of the cabin they were in.

She looked in the mans eyes, those fierce blue eyes being the only thing she could see of his face.

She felt something prodding at her between the legs and looked down to see something, only to blush and look away.

She felt the prodding again, only for it to feel warmer, and realized what the man was trying to do. She blushed and yet she didn't stop. Instead she gripped his shoulders as if she was preparing for something.

Looking back at his face one last time, she ripped the wolf headdress off.

ONly to see the face of Jem looking right back at her.

Undeterred, he thr-

Back to reality

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She woke up screaming with one hand flailing in the air.

Wait one hand?

Horrified she looked down only to see where her other hand had been.

"NO!" She exclaimed as she brought her hand back up.

BANG!

Jem kicked down the door to her room of the motorhome, he was dressed in a pair of ranger panties again, but this time brandishing his Glock 19.

"WHATS GOING ON?! We got Jehovahs?!" He yelled as he was still slightly drunk from having a few cold ones with the boys.

"NO! JUST GET OUT!" She yelled as she threw a pillow at him.

"Ow! Damn it! Geez, what I get for trying to help." He said as he walked back over to the couch and went back to sleep, his glock at his side.

Winter groaned as she fell back with her hands covering her face, don't worry she wiped off her hands before she put them up to her face. But she still couldn't believe it. Not only did she have that dream, but on top of it, she also did...did...THAT! Why?

More importantly, she literally just had that conversation with herself with how she wasn't into men who looked like barbarians, so why was she having these dreams?

"Ugh, its not like he's THAT attractive." Winter said out loud.

But then she froze again, she just said 'That' which means on some level, she did find him attractive. She shook her head trying to deny it, but...he did have a certain charm to him. As annoying as it was. He did seem to grow on you after awhile. Like a tumor, an annoying, stupid, big headed Tumor, but he grew on you never the less.

She looked into the living room of hte motorhome really quick and saw he was passed out face down. His back was looking quite toned and muscular, but going back and seeing that he was still wearing the ranger panties helped her realized that he did indeed have a nice as-

Again she shook her thoughts of that. She was a Speciailist in the Atlesian army! She was not a pervert who got off on looking at men like that!

Course, the thing is, during all her time in the Atlesian military. They taught her to prepare for everything. What they didn't each however was dealing with a man who was confident enough to rock Ranger panties. Especially since they didn't exist in her world. Well...at least not for men. The point was she needed to do something about this problem before it got even worse. I mean how hard could it be to ignore-

"Uggghhh." Jem rolled over on his side revealing his chest and abs for everyone to see.

"..." Winter didn't say a word as she turned away and went straight back to bed.

"You won't break me!"She said as she went right back to sleep.

Damn those ranger panties, they would not get to her!

The Next Day

Winter smirked in victory, she had forced Jem to put on a pair of pants and a shirt! Well, okay she hadn't forced him into it, turns out he was just in the mood for wearing more clothes today. Course, it also may have had to do with the fact he had to work today.

"Okay Winter, I got to work today, so make sure to tidy up the place a bit while I'm gone." She should have felt insulted, but they had come to an agreement that she needed to pull her own weight around here.

Especially after Jem had gotten the credit card bill from her expensive shakes at smoothie king.

"Fine." She grumbled as he left and she got to work.

Luckily Jem was clean enough, its just that it was more organized clutter, so she got to work with making the clutter seem less cluttered. She also did some basic stuff like wiping down the kitchen counters as well as checking to make sure no laundry needed to be done. It felt weird for her to be doing these chores, after all it felt like something a housewife would do, and she never saw herself in that role. Especially since it wasn't even a house, it was technically a trailer. Which Jem seemed awfully content with, she had asked him once why he didn't mind living in a motorhome, and he always said it was to save money, and also because he didn't want to buy a big house right away, which is why he bought this old hunk of junk, but right now it was looking nicer and nicer. Granted, they still had to do laundry in the actual house, but it wasn't a bad place to live. Jem had told her multiple times how his dream was to eventually get a cabin style home out closer to nature with its own gym setup. She couldn't quite understand that, after all she grew up in a mansion where the city was right outside, so to her, living away from the city was bizarre.

"Why are these socks so stiff?" She asked as for some reason they felt kind of stiff and crusty.

Thinking nothing of it, she picked them up and threw them in the laundry basket.

The point was, she didn't really connect with Jem on a lot of things, so she was confused as to why she was having so many erotic dreams about him.

Sighing, she just went right back to work. She would think about it later.

Jem at Work

Jem had just finished a workout, and like all gym goers and douchebags was taking a selfie in the mirror. He didn't care if people thought he was a doucher for posting selfies for Instagram, it was fun. Only problem was occasionally Alex would comment on his photos.

It wasn't the fact that Alex complimented his physique that was the problem. It was the fact that Alexander's instagram username was 'BigDickTraptemptation' And for fucks sake, Jem didn't know why the fuck he picked that one. How Alex was not gay he didn't know. Granted, he heard Blake and Yang argue over it mostly because of the age old 'Are Traps Gay' argument.

Jem didn't even want to go into that argument because he saw how serious those two took it for some odd reason.

"No, its not gay, because you like them because they look like women! How can it be gay if you think they're a woman?!"

He was certain that was one of the main reasons he had started to drink a bit more since they got here, while they took their lives seriously for the most part, every now and then something completely random and completely out of the fucking park would happen, and it would devolve into a mass of degenerate arguing and bad 4chan arguments. He didn't know why, he just hoped he wasn't around to hear it.

At least JNPR was mostly normal. Well, as normal as they could be. Pyrrha and Jaune had been off doing their own thing. Ren had been enjoying the relative peace and quiet of living in the countryside. And Nora was...Nora was too busy hanging out with Grandmama. Overall, life wasn't so bad.

"Ooohhhhhh its so tight!" Alex's voice moaned as Jem groaned.

"Damn it! Why do you got to make it weird!" Jema asked as he turned to look at Alex who was doing lying hamstring curls while his girlfriend cheered him on.

"But its true! All the blood is flowing in, and its just making everything feel tight!" Alex said as he rubbed his eyes in annoyance.

"Damn it Alex! You are ruining the pump for me!"

"Well excuse me honey, but Arnold himself said it felt like cumming, thats gayer than anything I can say." Jem glared at him.

"Hush your mouth boy! Do not speak of the great one like that!"

"I don't know, a man posing with a bunch of other nearly naked men on a stage rubbing each other down with baby oil? Pretty sure the jokes write themselves." He knew Alex was just doing this to mess with him.

"...Shut Up Alex."

Alex meanwhile was smirking on the inside, he was getting Jem good and irritated, and now he was going to move in for the kill.

"Oh speaking of which, my girlfriend said Melania called, she's really looking forward to seeing you a-"

"FUCK NO!" Jem's anger snapped as he walked into the sauna.

Alex smiled as he knew his plan worked. He was slowly agitating Jem to the point where all it would take would be one big thing to send him off the edge. Why did he do this? Well, because his girlfriend was convinced that Melania was still a good match for Jem despite the fact that everything Jem hated about the world was personified by her. So Alex slowly built up his anger, and let the bomb drop with Melania, that way, he would associate her on a mental level with a being that only caused him annoyance. In return he would most likely seek refuge with someone else for comfort. Namely Winter.

There was just one problem, Alex wasn't sure what to do that could get Winter and Jem to mutually bond.

Ugh, why couldn't Jem had an adoptive daughter or someone that Winter could just dote over?

That would make things so much easier.