Okay guys, so its been a while since I updated. I've been busy as hell. Work picked up. My laptop is getting repaired because of bad speakers. So I haven't been writing as much.

On another note, I've gotten my motorcycle running, it still needs a lot of work, but I finally got it going. And hey, for getting it for free and only putting about 80 bucks worth of parts and various shit, thats not bad at all.

Now some may ask 'Why do you do all this stuff in real life?'

Well the answer is simple, because one of my hobbies is writing fanfiction, I need to have some regular hobbies to balance it out. Because writing fanfiction in High school led to me spending too much time in my room and not enough time socializing and trying to be a normal human being.

WARNING, The crack will return to this chapter.

AJ was breathing harder than Joe Biden in a barney suit.

He had managed to sneak away from Jem's friends and was on a mission to make sure Jem wasn't trying to force Winter into doing anything nasty!

Sadly, he had no idea where he was going. He had been following the other group around, so he had no idea where they were in the park in relation to Jem and Winter. But he scoffed.

If some dumb ass rednecks could track animals, he was certain he could track people.

He puffed out his chest and walked off the path.

Completely ignoring the 'Poison Ivy' warning sign by the path.

Jem And Winter

"Most men would high tail, but he stood there and grinned, got off one single shot, and it must have been scary, hes gone but he left, a cool obituary." Jem was singing along to the mini speaker he brought with him.

"Kind of an interesting choice of music for a date don't you think?" Winter should have been used to Jem by now, but everyday she was finding out little eccentric details about him that caught her off guard.

"Hey its a good song."

"Its about a guy who dies in a fight with a grizzly."

"Hell yeah! Thats a bad ass way to go!" Jem said as Winter rolled her eyes.

"Come on, what are the odds that you would ever fight a grizzly?"

"In this universe? Eh, I don't know, I think theres a chance, I don't want to kill a grizzly, but if I ever had to fight one, I want to at least try to come out on top." Jem had no idea why he thought about fighting a grizzly so often. But he decided to just let it go.

Jem had bought them both mackinac island fudge ice cream with waffle cones. Winter wasn't usually one for sweets, but she made an exception for ice cream. She took a few licks as they walked by the side of the lake, watching some other visitors kayak through the area. She never thought she could be more relaxed than she was now. A beautiful sunny day, birds were chirping, the heat of the sun on her skin, the cold ice cream on her tongue. It was a perfect day.

She looked over to see Jem was eating his ice cream almost like he was making love to it.

"...Thats not your attempt at flirting is it?"

"Huh what?" He asked as he snapped out of it.

"You were licking that ice cream cone like you wanted to sleep with it."

"Nope, I just really like ice cream." Jem said as he continued his onslaught of the ice cream.

Winter despite being a lady with proper manners, couldn't help but feel a little jealous at the attention that ice cream cone was getting.

She knew it was nothing sexual, because Jem was a fat kid in a jocks body. If he didn't work out so much he would have looked like Chris Farley. It was both a little sickening but also kind of adorable that he could enjoy his ice cream that much.

"Did you plan this part of the date just so we could get ice cream?" She asked as she took a lick of her own cone.

It was delicious, but she didn't understand why he was practically making love to it.

"Well yeah, I don't plan dates with something bad in mind, and who doesn't love ice cream? I benefit, you benefit, everyone benefits!" He said as they continued to walk by the lake, looking at the reflection of the various trees that shimmered in the lake.

Back with RWBY and JNPR

"AJ! AJJJJ!" Ruby called out, she may not have been a fan of the guy but she couldn't help but feel that he was going to get himself into trouble.

"Do we have to find him? He gives me catholic priest vibes." Nala said as everyone gasped and looked at her.

"NALA!" They couldn't believe she said that.

"What? I overheard Daddy talking to one of his friends about how catholic priests don't make good babysitters." Nala said innocently.

"...You don't understand what you just said do you?" Blake asked the little cub.

"I just assumed it meant uneasy?"

"Eh you know what? We'll go with that." Yang didn't feel like explaining that.

How did a guy like that get away from them? Its not like he was outlandishly fast. He got winded during the first few feet of the hike. If that wasn't enough, he barely had any water all day, so he wasn't in peak physical performance levels. And yet somehow they turned their backs for a second and he got away. If this was a cartoon, they would half expect him to be tied up and hidden in a monsters lair by now.

"Should we really even be worried? Jaune asked as they all looked back at him.

"He's a native to this world, so its not like hes completely adjusting to it like we are?" He brought up a good point.

"Considering we caught him looking up 'Lewd Cat furry girls' he's probably more foreign to normal society than we are." Weiss brought up as everyone shivered at that.

Blake wasn't even one to kinkshame but holy shit what was wrong with some people? She would never forget the day that she discovered Rule 34. She knew everyone was entitled to their preferences, but how in the hell do you explain people liking something like '2 girls 1 cup'.

"Oh come on, he can't be that bad." Ren was playing devils advocate.

"Uhm, Ren, have you been living somewhere different for the last few days? Or have you gone blind?" Nora said as there was no way he could have missed any of the things AJ had said or done over the last few days.

"I was lost in a book." He said as he had grown quite fond of this worlds philosophers so he had been helping himself to Jem's library.

"Lucky Bastard." Jaune mumbled under his breath.

"Can we stop complaining about AJ and actually find him?" Ruby was trying to be the voice of reason, but they kept getting off track.

AJ

"There they are..." AJ was crouched behind a tree staying out of sight. Nobody could possibly spot him.

Except literallly everyone who was walking the sidewalk and saw a creepy guy with a set of cat ears staring at a couple by the lake.

"Look at him, I bet he's trying to pressure her into something nasty." He grabbed the tree with righteous anger as he glared at Winter and Jem.

"Come on Winter, have another ice cream cone!" Jem held out another one.

"Thats my third one, don't you think I should slow down?" She asked as he shook his head.

"First off, you're on vacation, second off you're on a date, third, if thats the way you feel, I guess I'll-" Jem went to go eat her third cone, but Winter quickly snatched it out of his hands.

"That won't be necessary." She said as she took another lick.

"I figured." He said as they saw a largemouth attack a frog on the water.

"...Crap." He said as Winter looked at him.

"What?" She asked as he looked almost depressed.

"That was one big ass bass, and I don't have any of my gear with me." He said as Winter chuckled.

"Well its not like you can take a girl fishing on a first date." She said as Jem looked at her.

"Says who?" He asked as she raised a brow.

"Well says-" Suddenly she felt him grab her hand and take off.

"Sounds like yes to me!" He said as Winter tried to protest.

"Nobody goes fishing on the first date!"

"Welcome to the midwest, if anything thats the best thing to do on the first date!"

AJ watched with silent rage, he saw Jem pull Winter to do something she didn't want to do! He didn't know what it was! But he was certain it wouldn't be good!

"Don't worry Winter...I'll save you from him!" AJ said as he would not let his cousin hurt her!

Right after he stopped itching! Seriously he had no idea what was going on, but he itched all over.

He reached down to scratch his groin. He put one hand against the tree so he could lean on it. He started scratching the worst part hoping that it would go away. But all he could do was moan in pain as the itch only got worse.

"Uh sir are you okay-" A woman asked as AJ turned around

The woman looked horrifed as the man she went to check up on was breathing heavily while he had a hand down his pants watching a couple walk away.

"OH MY GOD!" She screamed as she reached into her purse.

"What? I'm just scratching my-" It was too late, the woman pulled out a can of pepper spray and got him.

"AAGGGGHHHHHH!" He screamed as the pepper spray felt like a million tiny hot needles being stabbed into his eyes.

This was not going well.

Okay,so this chapter was kind of iffy. It's been awhile, and I just wanted to put something out for you guys. Since I don't know when the next update will be.