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Free Kyle Rittenhouse

"I'm honestly surprised you wanted to go to the spa." Winter was currently getting a back rub done while Jem was getting a massage and some kind of mint facial mask put on.

"Hey, I may be a bit of a redneck, but this is relaxing." He said as he was starting to understand why so many hot girls in movies did this.

Seriously, he had never been this relaxed in his life. Except that one time when he got out of the field after four weeks and he dropped all his bags on his barracks floor floor and then went and cried in the shower out of relief that it was finally over. He wasn't even depressed, he just had tears of joy because the polar vortex had been hitting base, and he had wanted to die the whole time out of hatred for his life.

But this...

This made him happy.

"Most people wouldn't be watching a Spruce Willis movie while getting a facial done." Winter pointed out as Jem was just watching the tv as they rubbed his feet.

"In my defense, I want to see how different the movies are between our worlds. We already know they make a bunch of puns when it comes to real life action heroes, so I want to see if the movies are just the same thing but with a swapped name." He was currently watching the first movie in what was Remnant's 'Die Hard' franchise.

So far the plots were pretty much the same, but the settings had changed. Rather than the first movie being set in a skyscraper run by a japanese business. It was a skyscraper owned by a dust mining corporation. Again, pretty much the same shit, but with minor details changed.

He thought the worst part was that the 'Yippee ki-yay motherfucker' line wasn't in the movie. He shrugged his shoulders at that. Seems like not everything transferred over as well.

"The only thing I need right now is a drink, and I'm set." And as soon as he said that, he found a drink in his hand.

"Heres a complimentary strawberry daiquiri as part of your visit." The masseuse said as Jem just had a big smile on his face.

"Seriously, this is this life." He said as he had never felt so wanted in his life.

But he couldn't help but wonder why a military cargo vessel gave out free drinks in the spa area? Was it because he was a civilian? Was it because they needed to be able to relax too? Jem shook his head. What the hell was he thinking? He was prior service infantry for crying out loud! Of course there would be a place to serve alcohol on a military vessel. But if he had to guess, they probably had the same rules as he did in the barracks.

Meaning they could only have six beers or one bottle of liquor.

Nobody ever followed that guideline, but that was between him and the boys.

Melania

"Ugh, this is so much better than sleeping in the cafe." She said to herself as she plopped down on her new bed.

She couldn't believe how lucky she had been since she arrived here! How was it that she managed to secure a job, order a weapon, and get a new place to stay all within the span of a week or two? Seriously if she didn't know any better, she would think god loved her! But according to her parents, God hated furries. But she was certain they were exaggerating.

"Melania, I'm going to the store, you need anything?" Daisy said as she called back to her.

"No, I'm good! I got everything I need right now! But thanks for asking!" She said as she was just going to enjoy the bed for a little longer.

Sleeping on the couch in the break room had not been good for her back. So it was finally nice to relax on something that wasn't going to require an hour of stretching to work out the kinks. She stretched out onto the bed as she picked up her scroll. She still wasn't used to these things. She figured it was just like an iphone. But it was so much lighter, and the fact it could collapse in on itself was weird. Conveniant, but weird.

"I wonder..." She went into a search network.

Roogle.

Really? That was it?

Because they were on Remnant they just took google and replaced the G with an R.

Sounds lazy.

She shook her head and clicked on the search bar.

"Tiger furry 69." She typed into the search bar.

NO RESULTS FOUND

Her blood ran cold.

"NO..." She said in horror as she frantically typed again.

"Tiger Furry takes wolf furry from behind" She typed into the search bar and made sure to turn off the safe search feature just in case it was a glitch.

NO RESULTS FOUND

"No no no no no!" She said to herself as she was not having such a good time anymore.

"Tiger furry makes wolf furry scream in agony with nipple clamps and riding crop!" She searched hoping it would finally turn up a result.

NO RESULTS FOUND

"..." She couldn't believe it.

She threw her head back and screamed in anger.

Jem and Winter

"You alright?" Winter asked as Jem was smiling.

"For some reason...I just feel really happy."

Melania

She was pissed! How was this possible? Remnant didn't have any furries?! They were everywhere! Some furries weren't out and proud like her, some of them were discreet and stayed out of the limelight! But even if that was the case, there would still be something on the internet about them! It was a whole community! You couldn't stop it! They had members all over the globe!

She pouted for a bit before she realized something.

"Wait a minute." She picked her scroll back up and typed in something else.

"Humans impersonating Faunus." She typed in.

ONE MILLION RESULTS FOUND

And suddenly Melania didn't feel so good.

"Extremist group wears fake ears to mock Faunus demonstrators."

"White fang attacks schoolchildren over halloween costume including furry ears, claiming its racist."

"Why fur face isn't cool."

"Oh shit..." Melania said as she suddenly realized why she couldn't find a furry community.

They were considered racist here!

Okay now some of you may be thinking, JC you're getting awfully close to crack again. And don't worry, I see that, but I figured it would give some a sense of relief knowing that furries aren't a thing on Remnant.

Also as for the headlines Melania found. Well, those are based off of Buzzfeed. Because we all know how much that website sucks ass.