Okay guys,So this is going to be a short filler/crack chapter just for fun.
Also if you're paying attention, you'll know that Canada has that freedom convoy going on. And I find that amazing. Because while I've been to Canada, I never really paid attention. But to see that the Canadians which are famous for being super polite getting fed up with their government and getting an entire convoy to occupy Ottawa. Thats honestly amazing to see.
Sure the medias trying to smear it as a 'racist' protest, but anyone can see through that bullshit. Remember the tiki torch white supremacists posing in front of Glenn Youngkins tour bus that turned out to be paid opposition by the lincoln project? Its like that again.
Anyways, support to the freedom convoy 100%.
Fook aboot and find oot.
"Winter? Where's Jem?" Ruby asked as they were getting ready to watch team JNPR's fight.
"You know him, hes going to go mess with Emerald during the match." Winter said as he had been looking forward to it the whole trip.
"I thought we were supposed to be making her switch sides? Not annoy her." Yang didn't see this going well.
"Relax, if anything she'll just think he's an annoying fan." Winter wasn't worried.
Jem figured he was going to act like an obsessive fan at a NFL game. She did have to convince him not to go the full blown 'shirt off, body painted, drinking and screaming like a hillbilly.' But she was certain he was going to keep it classy.
But for some reason he had an evil smirk on his face when she saw him last.
Meanwhile with Jem
"WWWOOOOOO!" Jem was screaming with his shirt off with a giant J drawn on his chest in body paint as he found three other dudes to paint the N, P, and R.
As it turns out, he had completely disobeyed Winter and decided to bring a little bit of the NFL with him to Remnant. The only thing he was missing was his cheesehead and a beer. But instead he just tried to make it look as annoying as possible.
Why?
Because his seats were right above where Emerald was seated for the whole tournament when she wasn't fighting.
And she was already getting annoyed with the drunken group behind her.
"When this attack kicks off, I'm killing them." Emerald said as she felt something.
An icy cold sensation going down her spine.
"AH!" She jumped up at the cold feeling.
"DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?!" Jem yelled as he turned to the guy with N on his chest.
"We don't waste beer here!" He slapped the dude.
"I'm sorry!"
"Oh my god, its like these guys came out of a comedy." Emerald seriously hated her life right now.
Mercury had left to grab snacks and sad he would be right back.
That was thirty minutes ago.
Meanwhile Jem was smirking on the inside. In reality he wasn't as much of a drunken asshole as he used to be. But in this case it was time to bring Bubba back from the dead just to fuck with people. He knew Mercury would leave right away, but Emerald was staying rooted in place. He couldn't help but think of ways to make her break.
"Excuse me, could you keep it down?" A man from the row behind Jem said as Jem looked back.
"Oh don't be like that dude! Here have a beer!" Jem reached into his cooler and took out another beer for the deer faunus.
"Dude, its 10 in the morning."
"So?"
"...Well...I guess one wouldn't hurt..."
Thirty minutes later
"WWWOOOOOOOO!" Emerald wanted to kill herself.
Somehow that drunken idiot behind her had got a whole rally going! It started with that one guy being offered a beer, and then next thing you know there were five more people drinking beer, those five people gave another five people a beer. And before she knew it, the whole crowd was going and cheering even though JNPR'S match hadn't even started!
"Okay! okay! Everyone listen up!" The bald man who started the commotion said as he stood up on a beer crate.
"Now you see that Team thats about to fight? The one with the blondie and the redhead!" He said as everyone intently listened to him.
Emerald was getting the feeling this wasn't the first time he had done this.
"You see those are my buddies down there! And they're feeling a little bit nervous! So how about we give them a good ol rally cry?!" He yelled as everyone cheered.
But then he held up a hand and made a silencing motion!
"BUT WAIT!" He grabbed another beer and Emerald wanted to shoot it out of his hand.
"You see, theres a nickname I got for my blonde friend down there, and I know if he heard it, he would feel really supported, so are you all ready?!" He yelled as everyone gave a 'woo woo'.
"Alright!" Jem yelled as he got an evil smirk.
In the Arena
"Teams! Get ready to fight!" Port announced over the loudspeaker.
"Three!"
"Two!"
The teams got ready. Weapons were being gripped tightly in anticipation.
"LETS GO BRANDON!" Everyone suddenly heard as Jaune froze.
"Wait what?" He turned his head along with the rest of his team to a certain section of the crowd.
Only to see Jem was leading a bunch of drunken fans in a rally.
"You got to be kidding me!" Jaune thought as he knew Jem was laughing his ass off right now.
But what he didn't expect was for the rest of the crowd to hear that section call that out, and then decide to join in.
"LETS GO BRANDON!" Half of the stadium joined in.
"LETS GO BRANDON!" A third.
And then finally everyone except the commentators and the other teams joined in.
"LETS GO BRANDON!" Jaune couldn't believe it.
He didn't know how Jem did it, but somehow he managed to get a whole stadium to chant it.
"Uhm, pardoning the intrusion, I will reset the countdown." Port said as he got ready to count down again.
Okay in all honesty, I just really felt like writing that part in. Partially because of the Kid Rock Song, and because I could see Jem doing it in real life. Because I did it at a high school football game.
For those of you who don't know, Lets go Brandon means 'F*** Joe Biden'
During a nascar race, a bunch of fans were chanting that, and the reporter tried to make it seem like the crowd was yelling 'Lets go Brandon' and that ended up becoming the polite way of saying it.
I love this country so much
