It's really not looking good for Betty, she might actually have to jump in and save the day :/ Contains some language and sexual content. Please review!

Pop Tate's wasn't the normal place for any kind of stick up but that didn't mean people weren't prepared, customers took out their wallets before they even saw the big guy with the ski mask and burlap sack walk up to the booths; no one was playing hero tonight.

Betty made Veronica hide under their table with her, as best they could anyway. Betty hadn't put that much thought into how she would die, she'd figure old age or at least hoped quick and painless, getting riddled with bullets wasn't really on the list. Judging from how organized these men were, they had to have held up a bunch of diners and late night spots like this across the state, funding whatever crime ring they had. Veronica held onto her tightly, she caressed Betty's arm, she kept whispering something but Betty couldn't make out what it was over the ongoing commotion. Betty still couldn't believe she just had this girl eating her out under the table earlier and that still wasn't the most messed up thing that happened to her that night.

"Everyone just do as your told and nobody gets hurt!"

Betty saw the legs of the tallest one blocking her view of the front doors, if he would just move then maybe she would be able to convince Veronica to crawl and they could maneuver their way to safety.

"What are you thinking? Are you going to fight these creeps?" Veronica looked at her delighted, as if she was hoping for bloodshed; not sketchy in the slightest. Betty shushed her, this was no time for whatever fantasy she was having.

"Hey blondie! Get out from under there!"

Betty thought for a moment that he was talking to her but in reality it was one of the waitresses, not the one that had taken their order but someone that might have just been about to clock out. She was hiding behind the counter, couldn't blame her, wasn't like she was expected to save everyone.

It looked like this was as good a time as any to go through with this hairbrained plan and crawl to safety, Betty took Veronica's hand.

"ACCCHHHOOO!"

Betty looked mortified, she watched Veronica touch her nose, "Whoops...sorry," she clenched her teeth and smiled.

"WHO'S UNDER THERE?"

The big guy took a peek under the table and grabbed Betty by the arm roughly, Veronica followed, she was unable to pull her back with her. The creep pulled them to their feet, the other two criminals noticed the scantly clad women and switched immediately to cat calls and dog whistles.

"Well! Well! Well!"

"What do we have here?"

"Laundry day, ladies?"

"You're going to be late for your first night at at strip club in Greendale, ain't yas?"

Betty hesitated, she didn't know what to do now with her plans foiled, "W-we don't want any trouble."

Veronica got in front of Betty and did the talking, "Listen, assholes, you defiantly don't realize who you're talking to but this is Betty Cooper and she runs with the Southside Serpents!"

They gave her a blank stare, clearly never even having heard of the name of this gang in their lives.

Veronica took a moment to sigh and roll her eyes, "The Southside Serpents run this town. If you know what's good for you you'll leave now before they find out you were here."

The men laughed, they couldn't believe this entitled little princess.

"We don't give a shit about your little suburban gang, bitch! Right now we're calling the shots!"

Veronica was taken aback by their choice of words, she had several ideas for retorts. Betty was also angry, she wanted him to take it back even if he was bigger and meaner than she was; not to mention the shotgun.

"Listen, jerk!" She punched him in the chest, it took a lot pretending that didn't hurt, "...You get out of here!"

"Or what? You going to fight me, dollface?"

"Dollface?" Betty frowned, somehow that was sounded worse to her than the 'B' word.

Customers were getting nervous, they knew these guys meant business, they wanted to go home with their heads still attached. Some called for Betty to step down and shut up, they were likely right but she didn't want these clowns insulting her or her girl.

"Money now! Or there's going to be a big hole where your pretty face used to be!"

Betty came back to reality for a moment, "Uh...see we um...don't..."

"No money? Gonna dine and dash? So you ain't no saint!"

Veronica lunged at him to give him a shove but he ended up aiming his long barrel at her; this was when Betty reacted, no time to think, she grabbed the end of the shotgun. Everyone watched as the big guy could easily move despite her being attached with both hands.

"Let go you nutjob!"

Betty did let go, the man fell backward but not without reaching out for something to grab. He ripped Betty's bra off of her chest like it was nothing. She reacted quickly, grabbing her exposed breasts and hiding her nipples like they might fall off and roll away from her.

"Ah!"

Veronica gasped, her breath had been taken away by sheer delight, "Betty boobs!"

Customers were in awe, they all got to see a glimpse of the young woman in the buff for a split second or two. The big guy hit his head on the tiled floor and was out for the count. Betty freaked, thinking she killed him, she didn't even notice one of the other criminals, one with a wheezy voice run at her.

"You dumb bimbo!"

Betty reacted quickly, she hopped the counter, she didn't realize she was landing on top of the blonde waitress, her breasts at least cushioned the impact into the poor woman's face.

"Ah! Hey!"

Betty ended up motorboating her without even knowing what that crude phrase was.

"Sorry!"

Betty heard Wheezy calling her, he was getting closer, she panicked and ran into the kitchen where Pop Tate himself and one of the kitchen staff were hiding.

"Sorry!" Betty shouted, covering her breasts with one arm as she ran for cover, "I know this is violating so many health codes!"

Betty couldn't believe not one person was going to help her, she was literally on her own and she was running out of places to hide. She bumped into a counter holding a container of vegetable oil along with a bag of flour and spices. The vegetable oil fell on the floor and spilled out.

Betty heard Wheezy directly behind her, she found herself running in place, she looked back to see that Wheezy had grabbed onto the elastic band of her panties, she was stretching them as far as they could go.

"Where you going, hot cakes?"

He let go of the band and let the panties retract and hit Betty hard, "Ugh!" She fell forward onto the cold hard floor. Wheezy found this too easy, he took out a knife, ready to end this young woman's chaos.

"What the..."

He slipped on the vegetable oil and ended up stabbing himself in his side, when Betty realized what happened she panicked seeing the blood, now she really did it.

"Betty!" That was Veronica, she was in trouble, probably couldn't keep her mouth shut, she probably had herself held at gunpoint. Betty ran out of the kitchen to find the third weirdo with an axe of all things, he was swinging it at her like a madman, Betty jumped up on the counter, the next swing of his axe tugged at her panties, finishing what Wheezy couldn't, getting her out of them. Everyone was in shock when they saw her perfectly round buttocks before their eyes, no one more so than Veronica, she couldn't help but have naughty thoughts, she bit her bottom lip and swoon just at the sight of it.

Betty had no time to cover herself up completely, everyone was treated to this naked blonde girl trying to fight off the last would-be-crook. Betty jumped to avoid an axe swing at her ankles, she looked around for anything to whack him with. She ended up slipping, her naked butt skidded across the counter. 'UGH! So many food and health violations!'

The axe struck between her legs; she never felt more lucky to be a girl. The axe was stuck and she was free to move, not a scratch on her, Veronica aided her by bringing over a pot of somewhat warm coffee still in it.

"Betty!"

Betty took the pot from her and smashed it over the poor sucker's head, it didn't seem like enough to render him unconscious but he also hit the counter head first on the way down. Everyone crowded Betty and cheered, Veronica threw herself at her, she held her tight and kissed her all over, Betty was at a loss for words. She could see police lights outside the diner and what looked like a news van.

'Oh, boy,' she thought, 'My parents are going to find out about this!'

There was so much on her mind but after a quick peck on the lips from her 'girl' somehow all of that melted away.

"Wow!"

"Sorry that um...our date didn't turn out exactly how you would have hoped."

"Are you kidding? This is the best first date I've ever been on!"

Betty couldn't help but smile, maybe seeing more of this Lodge girl wasn't such a bad idea.

"Plus your pie is sweeter than any slice they serve here," she smiled deviously.

Betty fought the urge to roll her eyes and kissed Veronica once more.

"Hey! Look this way!"

Reporters were there in the midst of the active crime scene, Betty wasn't sure her eyes were open when they snapped a photo.

Mrs Cooper sat at her kitchen table with a fresh pot of coffee and the morning paper, she wasn't able to keep the dark roast in her mouth for long when she saw the front page. There was her daughter fully nude but covered by these black bars to cover her unmentionables. That Lodge girl by her side in her underwear with an arm around Betty's neck; she could see lipstick marks on Betty's cheek and neck. The headline read: 'LOCAL GIRL FOILS ROBBERS AT POP TATE'S'.

"WHAT THE F..."

To be continued!