My experience with Shenhe's banner
(Happy Mr. Incredible) - When Shenhe's banner arrived!
(Shocked Mr. Incredible) - 70+ pulls nothing happened...
[Doom Slayer Mr. Incredible!] - Shenhe came home!
(Shocked Mr. Incredible) - Learned that I have to explore the new land for Shenhe's materials...
(Happy Mr. Incredible) - Begin the quest.
(Super Happy Mr. Incredible!) - Exploration + new chests + nice music.
(Shocked Mr. Incredible) - Realizing the new map is so big when I only need Shenhe's materials...
[Doom Slayer Mr. Incredible!] - Speedrun the quest!
(Black & white Mr. Incredible) - Facing the Chad Lector without a hydro character.
(Dead Mr. Incredible) - The whole team was wiped out...
Overall: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
"Me want segs..."
Looking distant toward the blue horizon and green field of Mondstadt, a lone Hilichurl muttered to himself.
"Me want segs. Segs..."
"What Mark is doing now?" Two Hilichurls standing by a distance said.
"He is contemplating about life, or someshit. Who knows." The purple-colored Hilichurl known as Bolter answered.
"Don't you mean he wants to jack off to someone?" The rockshield guard said.
"He didn't touch his weenie today."
"Yet." The guard took a bite out of orange fruit.
"You're having Sunsettia again, Vladimir?" Bolter asked.
"What can I say. It makes me strong." The named Hilichurl took another bite.
"Hey. Where is George?"
"I'll go wake him up."
Walking to a bush nearby, Vladimir put his hand in and pulled out a Dendro Samachurl.
"Wakey, wakey. Little friend!"
"Huh!? Oh, it's you guys." The Samachurl said.
In this small Hilichurl tribe, the four of them were always together.
Vladimir - the Rock Shield guard. With a large well-toned body, deep voice, he often acted as the muscle of the group.
George - the Dendro Samachurl. Despite being a Samachurl, who had the ability to lead the tribe, he prefer his alone time and like to spend time with plants rather than with people.
Bolter - the Electro Shooter. One would say he was the leader of the group.
Then there's Mark, an idiot. Because he was…an idiot. Unfortunately to Bolter, he was a brother to him.
"Your brother is strange."
"For the last time. He's adopted."
"Doesn't avoid the wrath from Greg the other day."
"Why the fuck he has to nut to Greg's wife? Even non-stop."
"Because he's an idiot."
"But he's the bravest of us all. Since he'd stick his penis into everything. And I mean, everything!" Vladimir said. "Do you remember the two female humans with their penis?"
"Oh yeah! That party was wild!"
"Bolter!" From a certain hut which was known as Bolter's home, a Hilichurl called out to him.
"Yes, Uncle?"
"You're going out for today right? Don't forget about Mark."
"But I was gonna go to Toshi Station to pick up some powder grinder!" He made up some excuse on the spot.
"Just take him outside. Have him to become a functioning member of the society, instead of wanking off all day."
"But that's all he does...wanking off."
"And digging. I don't want another digging hole as deep as my wife's in my own backyard."
"Also, I don't want the incident on the other day happens again."
"What incident? The one with the cow, or…"
"The human child."
"Oooh yeah! We surely have beaten him down to a pulp when he brought her to the camp and said: 'Me have found a new Jean'."
"The age of consent didn't catch up with him yet. Good thing that the child is safe and unharmed."
Bolter remembered how confused the child was when she was escorted back to the city.
"Anyway, take him outside. And I don't mean outside the camp just a few meters and let him touch with the grass."
"Fine…" He reluctantly agreed.
"I've heard there's something going on at the Meaty tribe. Go there."
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"Ah yes! Meaty tribe. It's been a while since I have that tasty soup." Vladimir smiled once Bolter announced their destination.
"Yeah, whether it's sunny or heavy rain, the broth is still good and warm." George said.
"But I think there was one time that a blonde traveler has come in and ruined the soup." Bolter said.
"Yeah. Just to...put some weird shiny rock in the soup. I mean...ew! Why? Why they have to do it?!"
"All those years of boiling the broth have gone to waste…" George sighed.
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The group decided to visit the Dadaupa Gorge and saw their brethren were busy preparing some kind of stage.
"Everyone is busy. What are they doing?" Bolter questioned.
"We are organizing the event. The Contending Tides." A friendly Hilichurl said.
"Ooooh! The fight for the strong!" Vladimir showed his excitement.
"Are you going to join?" George asked.
"Not this time. I will train and become stronger." He ate another Sunsettia.
The group made their way to the Meaty Arena where lots of Hilichurls were gathering and dancing around.
"Everyone is exciting."
"Let's just hope not some dumb human come in and ruin it all."
"Reminds me about the towers." George said.
"Again with that traveler. Why they can't let us build the towers in peace?"
Their frustration was caught on by other Hilichurls.
"Yeah. Biat (curse) that blonde traveler!"
"My tower. My beautiful tower..."
"Hey. I have never met that blonde traveler. Was it a guy or a girl?" Bolter asked.
"Ehhh...Funny that you ask...we don't know..." Hilichurl answered.
"What do you mean you don't know?"
"Well...when we're about to attack them. They somehow...swapped to someone else...?"
"When we're far away, they switched to someone using a bow, or using some floating book. Hitting us with those icy needles or fireballs."
"Huh? Weren't they flying rock?" A Mitachurl inquired.
"Non. Non. I believe it was the wind. A very strong wind." A second Hilichurl said.
"When we're close enough to strike them, they switched to some...handsome man, doing that T-pose. We can't touch them with their shield." Another Mitachurl said.
"Sometime it was some girl clad in armor." Soon the discussion about the mysterious traveler was joined in by many.
"Nein! It's some crazy girl with a white ghost."
"Really? What about...there was a child...with some yellow paper sticking on her head. What kind of monster would bring a child to the battle?"
"Wow, what about the little red—"
He was promptly stopped by everyone.
"Ssshhh! We DO NOT speak that name! Ever!"
"I fear no man. But that thing..." Vladimir said as his broad shoulders were shuddering.
"It scares me..."
The discussion group soon scattered and be on their way.
"Ola." A Mitachurl greeted Mark.
"Ola, how's it's going?" To everyone's amazed, the idiot of the group made a casual exchange.
As soon as they finished, Bolter asked Mark.
"I'm amazed you know that Mitachurl. Who is he?"
"...Me don't know."
"What? What do you mean you don't know?"
"Me know him...but me forgot his name. It's John or something."
"Why don't you ask him again?"
"It's been too long. And me too afraid to ask. So every time we make eye contact. Me just smile and wave. Smile and wave."
"That's some social skill 101." George said.
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Once the group has settled on their seats, the Meaty Arena was well-crowded.
All eyes focused at the center of stage. There were many participants, ranging from different sized Hilichurls to Mitachurls. Even a handful of towering Lawachurls were presented.
"I guess he didn't show up." Vladimir said, looking over the participants.
"Who?" George asked.
"A strong big guy. He's just evolved into a Mitachurl. He has a red mane." Vladimir answered. "I think he's adopted a name that some female has given to him."
"I remember him. I like him." George said. "He shares many things to everyone. Including his female."
"So he is a Communist?" Bolter asked.
"…"
"…"
"Eh. Not really. He just does that in order to challenge the female to see if she's worthy by his side." Vladimir explained.
"Hardcore."
"Oh right, Jean is his female now!" George continued.
"Me like Jean." Mark said.
"Great. Can't wait for him to treat her to us." Bolter said.
"In your dream. Only his clan have that privilege." Vladimir said.
The loud deep sound of blowhorn was made, announcing the event was well underway!
There were many rounds.
There was team vs team.
There was one vs one.
The cheering went wild when the Mitachurls, most formidable warriors stepped into the arena.
Each with own style. Either using offensive weapon like giant axe, or stone club. The Defensive weapon was Wooden or Rock Shieldwall.
Strength alone was not the factor to determine the victor, but also wit and agility.
The towering warrior made a leg sweep, knocking down his opponent. The ground shook violently, bringing everyone cheer louder and louder.
Just before the finalists entered the ring, a certain figure had stepped in without any announcement.
Even so, the crowd cheered out wildly rather being agitated by their presence.
"Is that a human?"
"That's a human!"
"Big titty sister!" A Hilichurl sitting next to them shouted out excitedly.
"Who is she?" Bolter asked.
"The big-titty sister! She is strange and strong. She challenged lots of us. But if we can defeat her. She will let us conquer her."
"So...if someone defeat her right here and then. They can...do whatever they want to her?"
"YEEESSSS! ! !"
*Five minutes later*
"He is down!" The MC announcement loudly once the last standing Lawachurl has succumbed to the floor of arena.
"She has done it! She has defeated the Icicle Masher!"
"Our strongest contender has been knocked down!"
"That big-titty human is strong." Vladimir was impressed.
"Me want to segs her." Mark said.
"Go ahead, Mark. Make my life a lot of easier." Bolter encouraged him.
So he did. Mark charged toward the big-titty sister…only to be kicked in the face and landed head first on the ground.
"Oh. I didn't know he was a tree." George made a comment.
"I wish Schwarz was here." Vladimir said.
"Who can save us for the incoming annihilation?" The MC announced loudly.
Sitting on the spectator's bench, the two Mitachurls looked at each other.
After a silent nod, they stepped up into the ring.
What shocking the big-titty sister was that these two Mitachurls were not carrying one, but two shields at the same time!
Strangely enough, they're more like giant doors rather than shields.
But they're truly...unbreakable defense!
Many strikes from the human's spear did not able to penetrate them through.
Seeing how the tide has turned, the crowd went wild once more.
Until...a glowing pyro slime was tossed into the ring.
The human was the first one to jump far away, leaving the two warriors expressed their surprised before the violent explosion occurred.
It didn't cause any injury to anyone, but the spewing flame from the explosion has caught onto the wooden shields. Rendering the panic from the shield bros.
Bolter, Vladimir and George looked to their right, seeing the one true culprit.
"Biat you, Mark! Why did you do that?!"
"Me angry!"
"Well, yeah! But your action is helping the big-titty human, not the warriors!"
"How bizzare that Mark can dig out any kind of slime. Be it Pyro, Cryo, even Electro as well." Vladimir made a comment about Mark's ability.
"Yeah! And he is an idiot for not choosing the right slime to throw at! It should be Electro instead!" Bolter screamed at his adopted brother.
"You too loud! Me hate it!"
"It reminds me about this hydro buddy." George said. "Instead of healing his team, he caused them to be frozen and vaporized to their death."
"What the hell? It sounds terrifying!" Vladimir exclaimed.
Back to the arena, with their shields have been reduced to atom, the two Mitachurls only looked at the female human with their empty hands.
"Light out!" She declared as she swung her leg down, summoning the frigid Ice Lance at the same time.
The violent burst of cold air exploded through out the arena. Everyone couldn't help but shivering.
Surprisingly, the two Mitachurls were remained unharmed.
"I guess you are good enough." The female named Rosaria licked her mouth as she made her approach to them.
Without a warning, she pulled down her top to reveal her well-endowed chest.
"Come here...daddies."
The two looked at each other before they smiled with triumph.
"Wait, she is getting the Ds? Aren't we supposed to give her instead?"
"Like I've said. She is a strange female. Either way, we get the segs."
And so, a number of Hilichurls started to gather around the scene for the incoming hot action.
"You know what? I hate to wait in line, let's go somewhere else." Vladimir said.
"Good idea. What should we do next for today?" George asked.
"Me wanna grab some pussies." Mark answered right away.
"He likes cats? First time hearing it." .
"Uh-huh. Which pussy is it?" Bolter asked.
"The pussy from the human city."
"Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
Mark gave it a thought for a moment.
"…ok. Me want some Cocogoat milk then."
"The what?"
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"You said you want some milk. I didn't think you would take us this far, to Liyue."
"Me have a buddy." Mark said. "He said he's spotted a Cocogoat around this area."
"Another friend with unknown name." Bolter was skeptical.
"As long as he doesn't belong to those laughing floating masked people. Those people give me a creep." George said.
"Yeah, they made us to so many things and didn't pay us anything." Vladimir shared his frustration.
"Those people even said that if we work well, we can join the rank of Abyss."
"So right now...we're like...unpaid interns?"
The group made their nonsense chattering before they spotted someone.
"Who is that blue horn girl?" Bolter asked.
"Cocogoat!" Mark exclaimed.
"She looks kinda sad though." George made a comment.
"Probably because of the horns." Vladimir said.
"Why?"
"Don't you feel sad if you have the horns?"
"..."
There was a moment of silence before they agreed with him.
"Yeah, you don't want to tell the whole world that you're horny."
"Maybe we should give her a mask. That's way she won't feel sad or ashamed of herself." George suggested.
"Yeah. But first! The milk!" Mark almost charged out if he wasn't stopped by Vladimir, who was, by far, the most experience fighter in the group.
After a brief planning of strategy, the Hilichurls made the move.
George and Bolter blocked the Cocogoat's path.
The first thing they did was erecting thorny veins from the ground, surrounding the Cocogoat.
Then the next course of action was Vladimir and Mark charged out.
Mark swung a wooden stick crazily without able to hit the target and fell flat on the ground.
"N-No touching!" The blue-haired female left a certain icy flower as she dashed backward.
"That flower is so pretty..." Vladimir was charmed by the flower. "It looks so delicate that I want to break it!"
"And me want to segs it!" Mark declared.
"You don't segs a flower, your horny basta-"
Vladimir's words were cut short when the flower suddenly exploded in their face.
The projectile attacks from Bolter were not able to land on the fast-moving target.
"That Cocogoat is so fast..."
"Remind me the first time I hunt those boars back on the snowy mountain." Vladimir said
The Cocogoat then made its counter attack by shooting arrows at them.
"Wah! So cold!" Bolter yelped out.
"Vladimir! Cover me!" George said.
"My shield is about to break, get out of here!"
Just before the blue-haired could take an aim at the panicking Hilichurls, a stone landed directly on her head.
"Ugk!"
Seeing the golden opportunity, Bolter fired his charged electro bolt.
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"Nice throw, Mark." Vladimir said.
"Hehe, Me is good."
"Oh shut up. That was just a flute.
The capture was successful. The four Hilichurls looked down at the subdued Cocogoat.
"Okay, let's squeeze her out and get the milk." Vladimir said.
"Okie dokie." Mark said.
The Hilichurl ripped away the thin black fabric which was covering Cocogoat's mammals part.
Expectedly, she yelped out with distress.
She struggled with all of her might, unfortunately, limbs were restrained under the binding roots from George.
Helplessly, she braced for the inevitable.
"Kyah! No! Not my breasts!" She whined.
"Ouch! No! Stop! It hurts! Ouch!"
"How is it?" Bolter asked.
"It's squeezy. But no milk, why..." Mark was confused.
"Probably she's not in the mood for it." Vladimir said. "She is panicking."
"We need calm her down."
"Hey, I've noticed how she's looking at those flowers." Bolter said.
The group looked over a batch of yellow-colored flowers known as Sweet Flowers.
"Maybe we should feed her those."
"Alright!"
"What are you...uhmm!" The blue-haired female was being forced to consume the flowers. Not just one, but for a certain amount that would fill up her belly.
After consuming a large number of Sweet Flowers, the blue-haired feeling strange.
My body is…feeling hot and numb…
Then, a rough hand placed on her horns and caress it.
"Please don't touch my horns..." She begged.
"Keep caressing those horns. She likes it." George said to Vladimir.
"Yes-yes, keep calm dear. All we need is some of your milk."
The mammal parts were continued under the rough assault, but no result was made.
"Anything?"
"Nothing. But her nipples are erected hard."
"Maybe feed her a few more?"
"Or…she needs something else to tuck it in. Like put something in to get the milk out."
"Where did that come from?"
"...Well…the cow."
"…"
It was one incident that it had left a deep impression on everyone mind.
"George?" Bolter asked.
"Fine..."
Motioning his staff, the bindings pulled the female's legs wide apart.
"Ah! No! What are you doing?" The blue-haired exclaimed
"Okay, Mark. Do your thing."
What are those Hilichurls are planning?!
It's like they have something else in mind besides violating me like this...
In her train of thought, a hand grabbed her bottom.
"Ack! No! Not my butt!"
"Damn! This cocogoat's ass is so big and squeezy." Mark said.
"Can I touch it?"
"Go ahead."
"Quite some meat she got there."
The Hilichurl proceed to rip off the fabric covering the bottom part.
"No...No...!"
"What a strange animal. Wearing human clothing like that." Bolter made a comment.
"It's soft wherever I touch. What a superb Cocogoat." Vladimir was impressed about the...meat quality.
He gave it a slap, leaving a mark on her bottom.
"I want to eat that whole ass."
"Bad idea. Remember that one time when you tried to eat that boar's ass. You almost got choked to dead!" George told him.
"Yeah...it is a bad idea." Bolter agreed. "Animal producing milk never taste that good."
"Me want to segs her!"
"You segs everything, dude!"
"I'm gonna fuck it!"
Without giving everyone a chance to stop him, the thing happened.
"Kyaah!"
"Oh boy! He's doing it. He's doing it." George looked at him in disbelief.
"What kind of monster are you?!" Bolter asked his so-called adopted brother.
"Segs..."
He like a child. Moving so wildly...so strong…
"AAHHNN!"
He's cumming! He's still moving while cumming at the same time!
"Aah! That spot is…!"
"MMMHHH~!" The segs came to a climax.
Both parties let out heavy breathing, but before the female could recover. The Hilichurl started moving again.
"AH! Wait! You're doing it again...?!"
How long is he going to…!?
Even though he is a Hilichurl…but this is the first time…that I…
"Kuh!"
She felt the electric shot up into her brain when his length grinded deeper inside her.
"Noooo! It's too deep...! I can't...!"
My body is…responding on its own…
It feels…good...!
Feeling like this while copulating with a Hilichurl. How stupid is that?
"No...No...please...not inside again...Not...!"
Her pleading was too late as another batch of fresh...milk was pouring inside her.
Letting out a satisfying sigh, Mark pulled himself out from the Cocogoat.
"Okay, your turn."
"Don't you dare to make me to segs the Cocogoat like that—" Bolter said.
*One hour later*
"SEGGGGSS!" Bolter screamed out while he's moving his hips toward the Cocogoat's.
"SEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGS!"
"Bolter is really going all out." George said as he's smoking his weed.
"Well, all the fucking from us really roused up his hormones." Vladimir said.
"No, no, no, noooooooo...! I can't...this is too much...!"
No matter how much she begged, the humanoid continued on with his desire.
And they have made me came so many times…my head feels…so light…
"No! Please forgive me! AAHHH!"
"SEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGS!" The climax reached up once more.
After many times of climax, the Hilichurls' sexual desire didn't show any sign of weakening .
As for the inexperienced half-qilin Adeptus, she soon fell out of conscious once the fatigue and unwilling orgasms caught on.
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"...Biat! No milk! WRRRYYYY? ! !" Mark showed his frustration.
"I can't believe I've done it." The purple Hilichurl hugged himself next to a tree. "I've segged the goat…"
"Well, gentlemen. I believe we had the wrong cocogoat." George said.
They looked down at the fluid-covered female. She was lying like a fried frog, trembling lightly as the cloudy fluids were oozing out between her legs.
"Okay...now what do we do?" Vladimir asked the question.
"Take her home with us?"
"Is this a bestiality or interspecies?" Bolter asked out loud.
"Hehe! You monsters actually did it!"
A certain voice gained their attention, a certain floating figure clad in a white mask and blue robe made their approach.
The group somewhat tensed up when they noticed it's the Abyss mage.
"This Adepti has a high value. Bring her back to our hideout, and you shall be rewarded handsomely."
Everyone looked at each other for a moment, before they could comply...
"Me refuse."
Everyone was shocked by the unexpected refusal coming from Mark.
"What? You dare...?"
"Me don't like you. And you makes me do many things for free."
"Me want the segs. Cocogoat gave me that. Me don't hand her to you."
"..." Bolter looked at him with a shock face.
"Damn dawg, Mark is gonna get us all killed!" George said.
"This inferior creature...Die!"
Before the water ball could hit Mark, Vladimir intercepted it with his rock shield.
"What?!"
Then from below, a number of sharp-edged veins erected from the ground. The tips hit the shield, unfortunately, they did little damage to it.
"Hahaha! You think you can penetrate through my shield?!"
Following his word, a fire bolt was already away and hit those veins.
With Dendro + Pyro, they lifted up nicely like a Lantern Rite.
"Wah-wha-wah?! Hot! Hot!" Panicking, the Abyss Mage teleported away from the burning area.
Just before the mage would deal them with his AOE attack, someone was standing right next to him.
"Olah." In Mark's hands, it's a Cryo Slime.
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It's the perilous attack that the Hydro Abyss Mage has to brace for it.
"Oooh! Nice snowy ball!" Mark showed his excitement. The so-called bossy boss type was contained within his frozen shield along with himself.
"It's ice. Not snowy."
"What should we do next?" Vladimir asked.
"Just roll him down the cliff to the river."
"Great idea!"
The Hilichurls put the frozen Abyss Mage down the cliff. The rolling bouncing icy ball was quite comical to the sight.
When it hit the bedrock below, everything was shattered in pieces.
"Eh, guess the guy didn't need to swim."
"That's enough adventure for one day. I'm beat."
"Let's go home."
Before they go, they noticed Mark was crouching down by the Cocogoat.
"What are you doing, Mark?"
Mark left a Hilichurl mask on the unconscious blue haired girl.
"Me sorry. Me have mistaken you for the wrong Cocogoat."
The group was more or less impressed about Mark's change behavior.
"Okay guys. Let's go home."
"Yeah. Let's."
And so the adventure of the four came to an end.
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"Mark is becoming a good member for the tribe. All thanks to you!" The Uncle was happy.
"Yeah, you're welcome." Bolter said. "Yesterday was probably the big step for him."
"Yesterday? What's happened?"
"Nothing much...just segs."
When everyone in the small tribe would think another slow day would pass by, a certain small figure in red was spotted in the distance.
"Da-da da!"
"Ah, the little one in red." The standing guard said to his partner.
"The girl in red...?"
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"THE GIRL IN RED! ! ! Sound the alarm!"
Sure enough, the panic and chaos ensured.
"Oh shit! RUN! HIDE YO KIDS! HIDE YO WIFE!"
As everyone was making for the cover, Bolter noticed someone was missing.
"Mark. Where is he?!"
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An unbelievable sight unfolded before everyone's eyes.
A standoff between the thou-must-not-speak-its-name and Mark, the idiot.
"Oh my god! What is he doing?!"
"That idiot is gonna get himself killed!"
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"..."
The little red only looked at the lone Hilichurl with both confused and curious. What is it wanting to do? Klee thought.
Before the answer was given, the Hilichurl roared out loudly.
"Wah?!"
Then, the Hilichurl tossed a rock at her.
A rock was...nothing but a small size and ordinary.
Not only it didn't...deliver any harm on the child. The hat she's wearing has cushioned its strike.
Once his deed was made, the one thing, the one letter has appeared above his head: 死
"BOOM BOOM BAKUDAN!"
"GGAAAAAAAHHH!"
The poor Hilichurl screamed out painfully as he was blown off away from the cliff, and fallen down to the sea water below.
"No...Mark! MAAARRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKK! ! !" His brother screamed out his name.
"MUAHAHAHAHA! BOOM BOOM BAKUDAN!" The little demon in red continued her maniac laughter as the surrounding was burning down to the ground.
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Once the demon has gone away, everyone soon reorganized and salvaged what left from the mayhem.
At the bottom of the cliff, Bolter stared at the sea with absence mind.
"Hey..." George was stopped by Vladimir, who gave a light head shaking.
Just before his friends would leave him alone. They noticed something was moving toward them.
"Hey. Is that Mark?" Vladimir said.
"Mark...Mark is alive!? Mark is alive?!" Bolter couldn't believe it.
"Wait. He can swim?" George noticed something was odd.
"He can swim?"
Everyone begged the question. They saw it with their own eyes. One of their kind, was swimming slowly toward them.
"Mark!" Bolter was the first one to hug him before the other two joined in.
"Wait. How can you can swim?"
"Well yeah. How the hell do you think we can build those platforms in the middle of the sea?"
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On that day, it's not only a big realization for the Hilichurls, but they're also transcended - limitless.
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I stand by my belief that Hilichurls can swim. They only forgot how to swim when they encounter us, the players. But hey, don't take my word for it.
For the inspiration: Tks to a certain member of culture on FF-net
Youtube: Dark Soul 3 - Giant Door Squad & Klee EXE by Rawfler
Now...Yae Miko...will you come home? Or you'll put someone else before me to ruin them like the Ruin Serpent would?
Edit: I'm ok with Keqing, but please! Not the zombie child! I don't want to go to jail!