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Mist and Maelstroms: Chapter 28
Naruto's house: With Naruto and Mei
Naruto and Mei were both sleeping in Naruto's bed as the sun rose; sunlight beamed into Naruto's room making Naruto open his eyes.
"Damn" Naruto said as she shielded his eyes; Naruto felt movement on his chest and looked down and smiled at what he saw. Mei was sleeping with her head on his chest and still naked from last night; Naruto saw her long auburn hair laid about messily on the bed, her butt poking out from under the blanket and a small smile on her face. Naruto chuckled and leaned down and kissed her on the forehead waking her up.
"*yawn* Morning already" Mei said rubbing her eyes; Mei then opened them fully and saw she was laying on Naruto's chest "morning my love" she said with a smile.
"Morning babe" Naruto said with a smile as well "last night was just… wow" Naruto said and Mei nodded. "I'm happy it was with you Mei" Naruto said and Mei smiled.
"Same here" Mei said giving Naruto a kiss on the lips "so what do we have planned for today" Mei said and Naruto looked up at the ceiling of the room.
"I got a spar with Darui at noon, then we have lunch with Karin and Kurama at 2pm and then we go and get Watasumi from the Hyuga compound at 6pm" Naruto said as he sat up "so we have a full day ahead of us" Naruto said. "By the way when are you going back to Kiri" Naruto asked.
"In about 3 days; I decided to leave Ao in charge and Kisame on standby" Mei said "I'm sure Kisame can defend the village and Ao can keep Kisame from burning it down" she said making Naruto chuckle. "Well, I'm going to take a shower" Mei said as she got up and began to walk to bathroom; before she could enter, she stopped and turned around "do you want to join me" Mei said with a smile and a raised eye brow.
"Shower sex" Naruto said excitedly and Mei nodded "hell yeah" Naruto said as he got up and ran into the bathroom with Mei who was giggling.
Hyuga compound: With Watasumi, Ranmaru and Hanabi
Watasumi was looking at a training target holding the Nuibari in her right hand and had the thread around her wrist; Ranmaru and Hanabi were watching as Watasumi took in a deep breath. Watasumi threw the Nuibari at the target and used the thread to guide it to the target; the Nuibari hit the target but was slightly off center to the left by five inches and down by three.
"Well, that was pretty close" Ranmaru said "not bad for having it for only a day" he said and Watasumi nodded.
"I'm just so excited" Watasumi said with a smile "there has been only 1 other girl in the 7 ninja swordmen; I have some very big shoes to fill" she said. "I can just see it now; me and Naruto fighting side by side" Watasumi said.
In Watasumi's mind
Watasumi, Naruto, Kisame, Raiga and Chojuro were all standing in the middle of a giant battlefield surrounded by hundreds of dead enemy ninja.
"Wow that was a hard fight" Watasumi said as she stood up; Watasumi was wearing an open top Kimono showing off her massive breasts which were only held back by her chest wrappings.
"It would've been a lot harder if it wasn't for you" Naruto said as he stood up "god I'm losing my edge" he said as he stroked his blonde beard; Naruto looked like he was in his 40's and was shirtless showing off his abs and chest. "Maybe it's time for me to retire" he said and Watasumi looked at him.
"But who will lead the 7 swordmen" Watasumi asked.
"You of course" Naruto said and Watasumi smiled brightly "I can think of no one else more suited" he said.
"Of course, I'll do it" Watasumi said.
Back in the real world
"Yeah" Watasumi said as both Ranmaru and Hanabi were looking at her with sweat drops.
"Uh why does Naruto have a beard in your dream" Ranmaru asked.
"And why did you give yourself big boobs" Hanabi asked and Watasumi smiled.
"Well, I thought Naruto would look good with a beard" Watasumi said counting on her fingers "and what girl wouldn't want big boobies; I mean look at Ms. Mei, hers are huge and she's super pretty" she said.
"Fair point" Ranmaru said; unseen by him Hanabi looked down and touched her chest.
'Hinata is my sister and she grew pretty big' Hanabi thought 'maybe… if I'm lucky' she thought.
"Hey guys" came a voice and everyone turned and saw Konohamaru "Hanabi, Ranmaru; Ebisu sensei sent me to find- "Konohamaru began until he paused. Konohamaru was looking at Watasumi and felt his cheeks heat up and his heart skip a beat; he looked at Watasumi's long grey hair, large black eyes and her adorable face. "Holy crap" Konohamaru said.
Hanabi then proceeded to slap Konohamaru on the back of the head knocking him out of his thoughts "what are you doing here Konohamaru" Hanabi asked and Konohamaru shook his head.
"Oh yeah; Ebisu sensei told me to get you and Ranmaru for a mission" Konohamaru said "we got some invasive catfish in the east river and we need all the help we can get" he said.
"Can I come along" Watasumi shouted raising her hand "I love fishing for cat fish; can I come too please" she asked.
"Sure, why not" Ranmaru said with a shrug.
"Yay let's go" Watasumi said as she ran forward and grabbed Konohamaru's hand "I'm Watasumi; nice to meet you" she said shaking it. Konohamaru got a goofy smile on his face as Watasumi got up close.
"I love you" Konohamaru said with his dopey smile.
"Huh? what" Watasumi said in confusion and Konohamaru doubled back.
"I said; I'm Konohamaru" Konohamaru said hiding his blush.
Ranmaru was laughing and Hanabi slapped her forehead 'oh god he's such an idiot' she thought.
Meanwhile in Kiri: With Ao, Kisame and Raiga
"I'm fucking bored as shit" Kisame said as he laid down on the couch "it's been a week since I killed someone and I'm getting antsy" he said. Just then Samehada grumbled and Kisame pet it "don't worry buddy; just wait a little longer" he said.
"I have to agree" Raiga said "we haven't done nothing in a good while; do you have anything for us" Raiga asked Ao; Ao was sitting behind a desk and was looking at them with his one good eye.
"First of all, this is the Mizukage office not your personal hang out" Ao said and both Kisame and Raiga flipped him off "and second if you 2 are so damn bored then why don't I give you a mission" he said and both swordmen perked up.
"Thank god" Kisame said standing up "what we got" he asked.
"Who are we killing" Raiga asked and Ao handed Kisame a scroll; Kisame opened it up and read it with Raiga "wait is this a map" he asked.
"Yes, it is" Ao said "that map leads to where the 6 tail jinchuriki Utakata; that is where he's currently residing, your mission is to go there and make sure he's ok" Ao said with a smirk.
"What the hell"" This is bullshit" Kisame and Raiga began until Ao held up his hand.
"So should I tell Lady Mei about you 2 refusing a mission or would you rather have the honor yourselves" Ao said smirking; Kisame and Raige both had horrid visions of them dying at the hands of an angry Mei and both swallowed hard.
"You're a fucking asshole" Kisame said as he and Raiga began to walk out.
"Fuck you get out of my office" Ao shouted.
"I'll shit in your fucking office" Kisame said as he and Raige exited the office.
"Gah… those 2 mindless barbarians" Ao said "I can't believe I'm saying this; but I prefer Naruto" he said.
"So do I" Chojuro said making Ao nearly jump out of his skin.
"Damnit; how long have you been here" Ao asked.
In Konoha: With Naruto, Mei, Darui, Samui, Karui and Omoi
Naruto swung his sword down at Darui in an overhead chop using the blunt side of his blade; Darui brought up his sword in order to block the blade. A loud clang echoed through the training ground and Darui's feet sunk down into he ground an inch due to the force of the blow; Darui parried Naruto sword and slashed at him with his blunted sword.
Naruto dodged and rolled out of the way landing in a crouch and going through hand signs 'Water Style: Water jet' Naruto fired a jet of Water at Darui and Darui himself went through hand signs himself.
'Lightning style: lightning arrow' Darui fired an arrow of lighting at Naruto's water jet and both jutsu's collided; both jutsu's canceled each other out and as the electrified water fell to the ground. Naruto and Darui both got their swords ready and charged at each other once more.
On the side lines Mei, Samui, Omoi and Karui were all looking on at the battle.
"Man, this is a good fight" Omoi said looking on in interest "Naruto and Darui sensei are both neck and neck; and they're not even going all out" he said.
"I still think Naruto's sword is too big" Karui said "you think he's over compensating for something" she joked.
"Oh, he's definitely not" Mei said softly; Samui turned to her and smirked.
"Is that so" Samui said gaining Mei's attention "got the details" she asked.
"Maybe later of sake" Mei said and Samui nodded as they both turned their attentions back to the fight.
With Kisame and Raiga
Both Kisame and Raiga were running across swampy water as fast as they could "damn it; are you sure this is the right way" Kisame shouted at Raiga.
"Yeah I'm- Oh shit" Raiga shouted as he ducked just as and alligator jumped out of the water and tried to eat his head "fuck you" Raiga shouted as he grabbed his Kiba blades and sliced the alligator into 3 pieces. "If we run in this direction, we will save one day of travel" Raiga said and Kisame growled.
"Damn it; why is it when you take a short cut you are always punished" Kisame shouted as he grabbed Samehada; another alligator jumped out of the water in front of Kisame "batter up" Kisame shouted. Kisame used Samehada like a baseball bat and knocked the alligator away "man I bet you Naruto is having fun right now" Kisame said.
In a restaurant: With Naruto, Mei, Karin and Kurama
Naruto and Mei were both sitting at a table with Karin and Kurama.
"I hope you get testicular cancer so they will chop off your nuts so you never have kids" Kurama said as he glared at Naruto.
"I hope you get sucked into a black hole and spend the rest of eternity getting stretched out into spaghetti and die a lonely painful death" Naruto said glaring back at Kuruma.
The waitress taking their order looked at both Mei and Karin who were looking at their menus ignoring the insulting match happening next to them "are those 2 ok" the waitress asked and both women nodded.
"Yeah, they're fine" Mei said "I'll have the steak teriyaki and steamed vegetables" she said.
"They just hate each other's guts" Karin said "I'll have the beef Yakitori; no carrots please" she said.
The waitress sweat dropped and pointed at Naruto and Kurama "and uhh…" she began.
"Naruto will have the pork bulgogi, fried rice and a serving of gyoza" Mei said with a smile.
"And Kurama will have the curry fried chicken, white rice and kimchi" Karin said.
"Ok I'll put in your orders" the waitress said as she walked away and both Karin and Mei looked at Naruto and Kurama.
"I hope you get your arm chopped off and can never wield a sword again" Kurama said to Naruto.
"I hope Karin pegs you in the ass with a strap on with razors attached to it" Naruto said to Kurama.
Mei and Karin both looked over to their lover and sighed.
"It's our curse" Karin said sipping her water.
"Our boyfriends are dumbasses" Mei said.
On a random Kiri dirt road: With Kisame and Raiga
"Ok so we passed the alligator swamp, took a left at the quick sand pits and now we are heading to…" Kisame said as he read the map "Komodo dragon island; and once we pass there it should be a straight shot" Kisame said as he looked over to Raiga.
"Ok so let's- "Raiga began until a wagon came rolling down the road and stopped next to them; when it stopped both Raiga and Kisame went wide eyed.
In the wagon there were a group of hot busty country girls "howdy boys; where you off too, we are heading to a little shin dig not to far down the road" a busty blonde girls said.
"Wanna join us" a brunette said "there will a lot of alcohol, drugs and sex there" she said and the other girls giggled.
Both Kisame and Raiga looked at each other and shrugged "sure" they both said as they hopped in the wagon as it began to roll down the road once more.
With Naruto and Mei
Naruto and Mei were walking to the Hyuga compound to pick up Watasumi as the sun began to set "wow today flew by in a flash huh" Naruto said and Mei nodded "I wonder what Watasumi did today; hopefully she had a lot of fun" he said.
As they walked through the Hyuga gates Mei saw Watasumi talking to Ranmaru, Hanabi and Konohamaru "hey Watasumi; we're here to pick you up" she said.
"Hey guys; look at this" Watasumi said with a smile and running over with a bucket; Naruto and Mei both looked in and saw a dozen catfish "we had a mission to catch these fish; I got paid and was allowed to keep some fish as a bonus" she said.
"Oh my god no way" Mei said with excitement "Naruto looks like I can make my fried fish tonight for dinner" she said and Naruto beamed.
"Alright I love you fish" Naruto said "not to spicy and extra crunchy" he said. "Come on let's go and get the ingredients and that grocery store around the corner" Naruto said and both Mei and Watasumi nodded.
"Bye Hanabi, bye Ranmaru, bye Konohamaru; I'll see you guys tomorrow" Watasumi said as she waved.
"By Watasumi" Konohamaru said; Naruto, Watasumi and Mei all walked away and Konohamaru sighed "*sigh* one day I'm going to marry that girl" he said.
"Uh… Konohamaru you know she's a shark right" Ranmaru said making Konohamru look at him "like an actual shark; that's just her human form so she can walk on land" he said. Konohamaru was now wide eyed.
"Oh…wow…" Konohamaru said "so… you think I still might have a shot" he said and Ranmaru shrugged.
"I say 50/50" Ranmaru said and Hanabi sweat dropped.
"That is so wrong in so many ways" Hanabi said "what are you going to do turn her human" she asked. "It seems your grandfathers genius skipped over you" Hanabi said and Konohamaru stood up with an idea.
"Good idea; I'll ask my grandpa if he knows what to do" Konohamaru said as he ran off.
"Konohamaru you jackass; it's impossible for you to turn a shark into a girl so you can marry her" Hanabi shouted; behind them Hiashi was standing wide eyed.
'Did I miss something here' Hiashi thought.
Near Utakata's house: With Kisame and Raiga
"Finally, we found the damn place" Kisame said as he walked with Raiga up a dirt road "ok let knock, meet and greet and then find a place to set up camp for the night" he said and Raiga nodded.
"Agreed; this trip has been taxing" Raiga said "although those girls sure as shit made the whole thing worth it" he said with a smirk and Kisame chuckled.
"Damn right; I was balls deep in like 3 of them chicks, I thought my dick was going to break off" Kisame said and both he and Raiga laughed. As they walked up the road to the house Kisame had a bad feeling and he looked over and saw Raiga was on edge too 'something ain't right' he thought.
Just then the side of the house exploded and someone flew out of the opening; a pale man wearing a blue kimono and brown hair rolled on the ground smoking as his cloths were burning.
"Holy shit; it's our guy" Raiga shouted as both he and Kisame ran over and looked at Utakata "are you ok" he asked.
"R-run" Utakata said before passing out.
"Well, well; lookie here Sasori my man" Deidera said walking out of the burning house "not only do we have our target but also one of our traitors" he said with a smirk.
"Deidera; you talk too much" Sasori said as he walked out from the surrounding forest "I don't like to keep people waiting; lets just kill Kisame and his partner and leave, Pein is not willing to wait forever" he said.
Kisame grabbed Samehada while Raiga grabbed his Kiba blades and both got into their stances.
"Am I going to sound like and asshole if is say I was kinda hoping this was going to happen" Kisame said with a smile and Raiga shook his head.
"Nah; I was kinda hoping for some action too" Raiga said and Kisame chuckled.
"Let's get dangerous" Kisame said.
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