Hello everyone I'm back once again to bring you another chapter of my story; sorry for the long pause I was on vacation. But now I'm back and ready to get back to work; now with nothing else to say let's begin.
Mist and Maelstroms: Chapter 30
Konoha hospital: 2 hours after Kisame, Raiga and Utakata arrived
Kisame was unconscious lying in a bed as he breather slow labored breaths as I.V's and fluids were being pumped into his body to neutralize the poison in his body. Naruto looking down at his fellow swordsman and sensei flinched his fists in anger.
"Damn it" Naruto said in anger "why the hell didn't he try to contact and reverse summon me; I could've helped" he said.
"And what could you do" Raiga said gaining Naruto's attention; Naruto looked over and saw Raiga getting bandaged by Shizune "if we reversed summoned- ow, fuck" Raiga shouted as Shizune stopped.
"Sorry, but I must clean these burns before they get infected" Shizune said as she applied burn ointment to his wounds.
"No, I'm sorry" Raiga said apologizing for his outburst "anyway; if we reverse summoned you and we lost then what would've happened" Raiga said. "Not only would they get the Utakata and the 6 tails, but they would've also got you" Raiga said making Naruto deflate.
"Alright I get it" Naruto said "I just wish I could've helped" Naruto said; Mei who was sitting in a chair seeing Naruto saddened walked up and put her arms around him from behind.
"Don't beat yourself up Naruto" Mei said "just be glad they made it here alive so we can help them now" she said and Naruto nodded.
"Ok Mei" Naruto said; a few seconds later the door opened up and Tsunade walked in with Itachi "Granny Tsunade, how's Utakata doing" Naruto asked with Mei and Raiga looking at her as well.
"Utakata is ok" Tsunade said making them all breath a sigh of relief "he sustained several broken bones and fractures but nothing life threatening" she said and Itachi stepped forward.
"Not surprising; considering their objective" Itachi said "the Akatsuki need to extract the biju from the host and they can't do that if they are dead; so poison and lethal strikes are not viable" he said.
"So where is he now" Mei asked concerned for Utakata.
"He is in a secure location and isolated location in the village" Tsunade said "he will under guard by Itachi and his team until he is able to move; and only then will he be able leave" she said and Mei nodded.
"I'm glad to hear" Mei said "once he, Kisame and Raiga are able to move we will be heading back to Kiri" she said and Tsunade nodded.
"Very well" Tsunade said "I will arrange for an escort consisting of Naruto, Itachi and Kakashi to join you" she said as she turned around and began to walk out. "Actually" Tsunade said stopping mid step "I think we should add another body… maybe Tenzo" she said making Itachi look at her.
"Tenzo? Really" Itachi asked skeptically and Tsunade nodded.
"Who's Tenzo" Naruto asked and Tsunade smirked "an old friend of Kakashi and Itachi and a anbu valued by both me and Sarutobi sensei" she said making Naruto's eyes widen.
"Woah no way" Naruto said excited to meet the mysterious 'Tenzo' "when can I meet him" he asked and Tsunade looked at him with a smile.
"Soon" Tsunade said cooly as she walked out "after all once you drop off Mei and Utakata back to Kiri you'll have a follow up mission" she said before she walked out.
Unknown Location
Kimmimaru and Zetsu walked into a cave with the 5-tail host Han from Iwa over Zetsu's shoulder "such a feisty one he turned out to be" White Zetsu said "He was more trouble than we'd anticipated" Black Zetsu said.
"Even so it is done" Kimmimaru said as they walked into a wide chamber with the hands of the Gedo statue appearing out of the ground; Kimmimaru placed Han in the middle of the chamber and both he and Zetsu hopped onto their respective platforms.
Kimmimaru made a hand seal and as soon as he did multiple holograms appeared; Pein, Konan, Sasuke, Sasori, Suigetsu and Tobi all stood. "Where is Deidera" Kimmimaru asked curiously.
"Dead" Pein said "Sasori and Deidera both failed to capture their target due to interference from our former comrade Kisame" he said and Kimmimaru sighed.
"This will make the extraction more difficult" Kimmimaru said and Pein nodded.
"It will" Pein said "it will take us 4 days to extract the 5 tails and another 4 for the 3 tails" he said making Kimmimaru look at him.
"The 3 tails" Kimmimaru asked before hearing Sasuke speak up.
"Me and Tobi went to collect the 3 tails in Kiri at the same time as Sasori and Deidera tried to get the 6 tails" Sasuke said "It was fairly easy; we expected to meet Sasori and Deidera at the rally point but only Sasori arrived" Sasuke said.
"We underestimated the enemy" Sasori said "it won't happen again" he said.
"Never mind that" Pein said "we will seal the 5 tails first and then the 3 tails" he said. "It will take us 4 days each; so, we will seal for 4 days, rest for a day and then seal for 4 days" he said.
"Very well" Kimmimaru said
"Now let's begin" Pein said as everyone began to go through hand signs before stopping "Sealing Jutsu: 8 Phantom Dragons" he said his voice echoing in the chamber.
Konoha main gate; 5 days later: With Naruto, Mei and the others
Naruto, Mei, Raiga, Kisame, Watasumi and Utakata were all waiting at the front gate waiting for their escorts "hey Kisame" Naruto said looking over to Kisame who was wrapped in bandages and looking like hell "are you sure you're ok to walk back to Kiri" he asked and Kisame smirked.
"Yeah, I'm fine; don't worry brat" Kisame said rolling his shoulder "it'll take us what 3 days to get to Kiri; I can make that journey and when we get there, I want Samehada back" Kisame said pointing to Naruto.
Naruto had Samehada on his back since he was the only one with the chakra reserves to keep it satisfied; meanwhile Mei was carrying Naruto's executioners' blade on her back since carrying to heavy swords will slow Naruto down.
"Damn this thing is heavy" Mei said adjusting the strap "now I see how your shoulders are so broad Naruto; this is a workout in itself" Mei said and Kisame laughed.
"If you think that's bad wait until we find the 'Helmet splitter" Kisame laughed "that thing was at least as heavy as both my and Naruto's sword combined" he said making Mei, go wide eyed.
"Really" Watasumi said holding her Nuibari sword "mine's so light I can hold it with my pinky" Watasumi said as she balanced her sword with her pinky finger.
"Hey Watasumi; trade you" Mei said and Watasumi shook her head making the other chuckle; a few seconds later Tsunade walked up with Kakashi, Itachi wearing his anbu mask and a man Naruto's never seen before.
"Everyone this is Tenzo" Tsunade said introducing the man; he had almond shaped eyes and brown hair with a Happuri- style forehead protector.
"Please; call me Yamato" Yamato said with a wave and a smile.
"Nice to meet you Yamato" Naruto said going up and shaking his hand "if you don't mind me asking what's your specialty; Kakashi has his sharingan, Weasel is… well… Weasal, so what about you" Naruto asked excited.
"Well let me show you" Yamato said as he made a hand sign; a tree began to grow out of the middle of the road making everyone except Kakashi, Itachi and Tsunade surprised "I know wood style ninjutsu" he said like it was no big deal. "I'm the only other person other than the first hokage who can use it" Yamato said making Naruto stary eyed.
"So cool" Naruto said "hey can we spar later; I wanna spar, can we, huh, huh, huh" Naruto pestered making Yamato chuckle.
"Calm down eager beaver" Mei said restraining Naruto by pulling his collar "Kiri first, then sparing" she said and Naruto nodded.
"Ok, fine" Naruto said crossing his arms.
"I'm confused" Utakata said to Kakashi and Itachi "he is with her" he said pointing at Naruto and Mei.
"Yeah, pretty much" Kakashi said looking at him "how he did it… no fucking idea… but he did it" Kakashi said with a shrug.
"Ok people let's get going" Mei said speaking up "we have a long journey and we need to make headway; so lets hoof it" Mei said as they all began to walk down the road to Kiri.
As they walked Utakata walked over to Naruto "so Naruto; it's nice to meet a fellow jinchuriki" Utakata said with a smile "if you don't mind me asking how is your relationship with your biju" he asked and Naruto looked at him funny.
"Huh; what are you talking about" Naruto said confused "you spent several days with him" Naruto said confusing Utakata. "Fox… the anbu guarding you" Naruto said making Utakata go wide eyed "no way… you didn't know" Naruto said and Utakata looked to the ground.
"Impossible; the 9 tails… in human form" Utakata said "how did that happen, why didn't he mention anything" he said and Naruto sighed.
"It's a long story" Naruto said.
Tsunade looked at Naruto and the others walk down the road with a smile 'good luck everyone' she thought; Tsunade turned around and was face to face with the tree Yamato grew in the middle of the road "Hey! Yamato; cut this goddamn tree down" Tsunade shouted in the distance but they were already gone.
"Damn it" Tsunade said before sighing "oh well; you want something done" she said cocking back her fist. "Do it yourself" Tsunade said; Tsunade with a right hook punched the tree, uprooting it and sending it flying off into the forest "still got it" Tsunade said wiping her knuckles. She walked through the gate and saw the 2 gate guards cowering in fear "fill up that hole please" Tsunade said as she walked back into the village.
3 Days later: Kiri gates
"Finally made it" Mei said as she and the rest of the group entered Kiri after going through the checkpoint "finally we get to sleep in beds" Mei said making Naruto chuckle.
"Oh, come on" Naruto said "camping wasn't that bad" Naruto said making Mei roll her eyes.
"You can keep it" Mei said "I hate camping, always have, always will" she said shivering. "Snakes, bugs and other creepy crawlies" Mei said shuddering.
"Hey Yamato; why didn't you make us a cabin for us to stay in" Watasumi said making everyone stop and look at look at him in anger.
"You could've built a house" Mei said anger in her one visible eye.
"It rained hard yesterday" Kakashi said pulling out his soggy book "my novel is soaking wet" he said.
"My jutsu is for serious applications" Yamato said "now for you all to 'be comfortable'; what if we got attacked" he said.
"We did" Utakata said "by mosquitoes; from sleeping outside" he said.
"Ok screw it" Mei said "I need a shower, a meal and a nap" she said grabbing Naruto's hand. "Come on Naruto; lets go home and 'shower' "she said with a wink.
"Oh, yeah, 'shower'" Naruto said grinning like an idiot as they ran down the road; Kakashi, Kisame, Yamato, Itachi, Utakata and Raiga were looking at Naruto with envy.
'Lucky bastard' They all thought.
"I'm going to go back to me my parents" Watasumi said as she made a hand sign "later gators" she said as she vanished in a puff of smoke.
"So, it's just us huh" Raiga said "so what now" he asked.
"I have an idea" Kisame said.
Kisame's place, 4 hours later: (mild lemon) + alcohol +drugs +hookers
"Wohoo" Kisame cheered as he slammed another beer and threw it against the wall shattering it "bring me another" he shouted. A naked woman walked over with 2 beers; Kisame took one and the woman got on her knees and began blowing him "hot damn isn't this fun; ain't that right guys" he shouted.
"You're a pussy" a drunk Kakashi said balancing a bottle on his head while on 1 foot "you ain't gonna do it" he said.
"Hold still" a drunk Itachi said as he held a shuriken; Itachi threw it shattering the bottle. Several other naked girls cheered; a few tried to go up to Itachi but he smiled "sorry ladies; I'm taken" he said making the women 'aww'.
"But I'm not" Kakashi said as he wrapped his arms around 2 of them and led them to a bed room; he opened the door and saw Raiga plowing a girl "oh sorry" he said.
"No problem" Raiga said pumping into the girl "holy shit your tight" he said to the girl under him.
"Anything for you baby" the girls said.
"Want another bump" another girl with big tits said as she poured a line of cocaine on her breasts.
"Hell yeah" Raiga said as he buried his face and snorted the coke "woooo; praise the sun y'all" he shouted as Kakashi chuckled.
Utakata was on a couch getting a double blowjob from 2 girls "who knew, drugs and debauchery was so much fun" he said as the 2 girls blew him.
"This is nothing" Yamato said as he created several wooden cylindrical objects "you should've seen the anbu back in the day; wild as shit" he said. "Ok girls get ready" he said; there were 8 women all lined and spread eagle. All at once Yamato sent the objects into all 8 women at once and used his chakra to move them in and out; all 8 women began to moan in pleasure as Yamato continued his technique.
"Best party ever" Kisame cheered making the house roar I agreement.
(Party over) The next morning
Mei and Naruto were standing in the middle of Kisame's house looking at the aftermath.
Kakashi was naked on the floor with 2 girls in each arm.
Kisame was naked on a table with his head buried in some girls' titties.
Raiga was visible from the bedroom with 2 girls and his face covered in a white substance.
Itachi was passed out drunk on a beam on the ceiling.
Utakata was on the couch with one girl under him and one on top of him.
And Yamato was pants-less leaning against a beam with 8 unconscious women in front of him with round wooden object in them.
"Holy shit" Naruto said looking around at all the empty alcohol bottles, drug paraphernalia and prostitutes "what the hell happened" he asked as he looked over to Mei. Naruto then flinched as he saw the look of absolute rage on her face.
"I'll tell you what's going to happen" Mei said leaking killing intent "until you, Itachi, Kakashi and Yamato leave tomorrow; I'm going to haze the motherfuckers to death" she said as she began to go through hand signs. "Baby; go home" she said "I don't want you to see this side of me" she said and Naruto nodded.
"Ok, love you" Naruto said quickly, kissing her cheek and running out of the house 'oh man those guys are fucked' he thought.
At the same time: Unknown Location
The last bit of the 3 tails chakra was sucked into the Gedo statue and the room went quite; Sasuke fell to a knee and was panting from exhaustion. 'I'm exhausted' Sasuke thought as he wiped his brow of sweat.
"Very good everyone" Pein said looking around at the rest of the members "now then; we will continue the hunt for the remaining Biju" he said. "Sasuke, Kimmimaru, Suigetsu, Zetsu; you 4 will go after the 7 tails next" Pein said as the 4 nodded "rest for the day then head out tomorrow; time is of the essence" he said before his hologram vanished.
Sasuke looked at Kimmimaru and Zetsu "me and Suigetsu will meet you at the village of Shimazu" Sasuke said "be there by sunset tomorrow" he said before both he and Suigetsu's hologram vanished.
"I better go and rest then" Kimmimaru said as he hopped off his platform and began to walk to his quarters "Zetsu; wake me at dawn" he said.
"Ok Kimmimaru" White Zetsu said "Rest up" Black Zetsu said.
Dawn the next day: Kiri gates
Naruto was hugging Mei tightly "I'll be back soon my love" Naruto said and Mei nodded.
"I just wish you could stay a little longer" Mei said as she pulled away "be safe, stay out of trouble, and remember to send me messages through your sharks" she said and Naruto nodded.
"I will" Naruto said giving her a kiss on the lips "I love you" he said.
"I love you too" Mei said with a smile; both Naruto and Mei parted and Naruto turned around. Naruto looked at the bruised and traumatized faces of Kakashi, Itachi and Yamato.
"Kami; you look even worse in day light" Naruto said as he plucked his sword from the ground and put it on his back.
"My face hurts" Yamato said rubbing his jaw.
"I'm glad no one can see mine" Itachi said from behind his anbu mask "I only got drunk; no drugs or hookers but she still punished me" he said.
"My balls hurt" Kakashi said as he reached down and took out his melted ice back; he then pulled out another one and shoved it down his pants 'oh yeah; that's the stuff' he thought. "Let's go already" Kakashi said as all 4 began to march off.
As they walked down the road Naruto looked to Itachi "so weasel" Naruto said "where are we going" he asked.
"To Taki to see Fu" Itachi said "we are going there to ensure she's safe and to escort her to Konoha in order to protect her since Taki does not have the manpower or the skill to defend her" he said.
"Awesome; it's been forever since I've seen Fu" Naruto said "well let's go; we have a lot to catch up on" he said as he marched down the road towards Taki and a unwanted reunion.
Ok another chapter done; I hope you all enjoyed it and if you did please like, comment and share with your friends. And until next time bye.